#like they already annoy me. and then when they assume 505 is on AM it makes me More Angry

[thiefnessman]

silly little pet peeve of mine that bothers me so much is when people say 505 is from AM. it’s from Favourite Worst Nightmare, which was three whole albums before AM! and it sounds like it too! Arctic Monkeys had a strong career & discography before AM! >:(

[petersasteria]

The Forces of Nature || Ch.8

Pairing: Peter Parker x Superhero!Reader

Summary: “There’s this kid out there that can control the wind or something. I think she’s a great addition to the team. Let’s recruit her.”

SERIES MASTERLIST  ||  PP MASTERLIST

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Y/N and Peter have been friends for a few weeks now and they've been really enjoying each other's company. Y/N has even been to Peter's apartment and Peter finally met Eunice.

Speaking of Eunice, she also met aunt May already. Both Y/N and Peter became really close friends. They went to school together and went home together. It was truly a nice experience. They even studied together. Peter liked the experience because he normally did everything with Ned and it was good to hang out with someone else other than the person he usually hangs out with.

It was finally the day of Y/N's party and she only invited MJ, Ned, and Peter. She and Eunice were decorating the living room and the small dining area when the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Y/N said excitedly as she ran to open the door only to see Peter there with a small paper bag and a smile on his face.

"Happy birthday!" Peter greeted as he handed her the small paper bag. Y/N gladly took it and thanked him, "Come in! You're the first one here."

Peter walked in and Y/N closed the door behind him. "Hi Eunice!" Peter waved.

"Hey Pete! Make yourself at home in the living room. Do you want anything to drink? You can tell Y/N. I'm busy cooking." Eunice said with a smile as she continued to cook in the kitchen. Y/N turned to Peter with a smile which Peter returned.

"I'll just have a glass of water." Peter told her. Y/N nodded, "Okay! I'll just put this in my room." She walked to her room but before she got in, Peter called out to her, "Open it after the party." Y/N looked at him weirdly but nodded anyway.

She put the paper bag on her bed and quickly walked out to go to the kitchen to get Peter a glass of water. On her way there, the doorbell rang and Peter got up to answer it. He opened the door to reveal MJ and Ned.

"Hey guys!" Peter smiled and let them in. MJ walked in and said, "Last time I checked, Y/N lived here. Not you."

"I was here first so, yeah." Peter said as he and Ned did their handshake before Ned walked in. Peter closed the door behind Ned when Y/N came out with a glass of water for Peter and a plate of sandwiches to put on the coffee table.

Y/N's face broke into a smile as she saw two of her other friends. She sets down the glass of water and the plate of sandwiches to pull them in for a hug, "Ned! MJ! I'm so glad you both could make it!"

"We wouldn't miss this for anything in the world!" Ned smiled and pulled away.

"Yeah. If anything, you should be glad that Peter's here. He usually skips events for his Stark Internship." MJ said as she sat down on the couch and helped herself on a sandwich. Peter slightly glared at her and MJ just smirked. He knew that MJ was right but for some reason, it annoyed him.

The party wasn't actually a party. It was just Y/N and her friends having a movie marathon. But to her, it was perfect. She never really had friends before. As the night went on, Ned had to leave. Soon, MJ left as well. It was just Peter and Y/N left. Eunice went to bed early because she had work early in the morning.

"I think I should leave now, Y/N." Peter yawned. "This has been really fun." He smiled and got up from the couch.

"I'm glad you came, Peter." Y/N smiled as she cleaned up. Peter helped her and together, they went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. "You don't have to help me, Peter." Y/N chuckled.

Peter shrugged, "Nah, that's alright. Besides, I want you to open my gift for you."

Y/N gave him a look before she continued washing the dishes. When everything was spick and span, Y/N motioned for Peter to follow her in her room. When they got there, she closed the door and grabbed the paper bag that was on her bed.

"Open it." Peter smiled. She opened it and smiled when she saw a pink flower crown in it. She took it out and put it on her head. Y/N walked to her full length mirror and modeled in front of it. Peter couldn't help but stare at her.

"It suits you, Y/N. You look pretty." Peter said kindly. "I got it for you because I noticed that you like drawing flowers."

Y/N looked at Peter through the mirror and smiled, "Thank you, Peter. It means a lot." She looked down and bit her lip debating on whether it was right to tell Peter her secret; whether it was right to tell Peter why she loved drawing flowers and leaves and trees.

She turned around and sat on her bed with a slight frown on her face. Peter took notice of this and frowned too. He sat next to her and asked, "Hey, what's wrong?"

She looked at him and cleared her throat, "If I tell you a secret, will you promise to keep it?"

Peter nodded. He had a gut feeling that she was going to tell him about her powers, but he didn't want to jump to conclusions. "Yeah, I can keep a secret. What's wrong?" He asked once more.

Y/N took a deep breath and said, "The reason why I love drawing flowers and leaves and trees and anything nature related is because... my powers are nature related. I have powers, Peter. They're really strong and sensitive and sometimes I don't know how to deal with them."

They stared at each other for awhile and Y/N groaned, "Peter, please say something."

"Um... I don't know what to say. But I can promise you that this stays between us, alright? You can trust me." Peter reassured. She pulled him in for a hug and thanked him. He hugged back and smiled to himself. They pulled away and he said, "I have a question."

"Shoot."

"What exactly are your powers?" Peter asked. "You said they were nature related?"

Y/N nodded, "Yeah. I can control all four elements. I can control, summon and manipulate them. I can see memories using my power for elements and I can pause time. I haven't fully figured out everything yet, but all I know is that my powers have been with me since I was little."

"What do you mean by 'I can see memories'?" Peter asked.

"Oh, well... elements have memories. Water has memories, land has memories, the air has memories too."

"What about fire? Do they have memories too?"

Y/N shrugged, "I'm not really sure. I haven't tried it yet. But if you ask me, I don't think so. Fire can be put out easily and the ashes from the fire can be swept away and mixed with other ashes. It'll be difficult to recall a memory with fire."

Peter nodded, "Fair enough. Why do you say that elements have memories?"

"Water, air, and land have memories. The water, air and land that we have right now has been passed from people and animals that came before us and it remembers EVERYTHING." Y/N explained.

"That's really clever." Peter grinned.

"I know right!" Y/N chuckled. "But it only works when I go to a certain place. For example, when my grandmother died, I ran to my room and cried on the floor. My tears were on the floor and when I put my hands on the ground, my tears suddenly formed into the last moment I had with my grandmother. It disappeared when I took my hands off the ground."

"So, I really don't have a thing with dirt. I just don't want to put my hands down on the ground at gym class because I might trigger a memory or something." She explained.

"I understand now." Peter said.

The next day, Peter immediately went to the compound to tell everyone what he found out about Y/N. Again, he was late and as promised, he bought donuts for everyone.

Sam took a donut from the box and ate it, "This is so good. Maybe you should be late often, Peter."

Peter playfully rolled his eyes and went to his seat. The rest of the gang got their donuts and ate in peace when Tony decided to break the silence. "So what's up, Peter? Any news? I assume that's why you're here." Tony said.

"You guys were right." Peter started. "She can control all four elements. Not just that... she has other powers too."

Tony nodded and raised his eyebrows as a sign that he was impressed. "What else can she do?" Steve asked.

"She can pause time and she can see memories. The memories thing is kinda complicated but-"

"I don't care." Tony interrupted. "As long as she can see the swine flu's memories on when he started killing and why, we're good to go. You're doing a great job, Peter."

"I'd watch my back if I were you." Scott whispered next to Peter. He looked at Bucky with a confused expression, "What? Why?"

Scott shrugged, "Well, I noticed that Tony isn't really impressed with you that much anymore. I can see that he really likes that other kid. Tom him, she's like a golden child; like how you used to be. Don't mind me. Maybe I'm wrong, but I see what I see and I see that he probably has a new favorite."

Scott continued to eat his donut and moaned in satisfaction, "Thanks for the donuts, by the way. They're delish!"

Peter just nodded. He couldn't help but let Scott's words sink in his mind. Was Y/N really replacing him?

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i missed y'all but i apologize for the short chapter :((

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[siramay-the-showgun-dragon]

Demencia Theory- Not What She Seems

hello my villainous fans and random scrollers by I am from the villainous amino and I am about to show you a theory made by my friend M. with the help of me and a few others to show you a side of dementia you do not seem to see, so before I show it heres a link to M’s original theory on amino:https://aminoapps.com/c/villainous-4971691/page/blog/demencia-theory-not-what-she-seems/8BWv_8mvCmujakwpQx6kxLZvbMaxp5L6LbghR now lets begin

Oh, Demencia, you childish, hyperactive ball of enthusiasm!

With your evil chaotic-ness and your enchanted feelings for your boss, how could you ever be more than the silly thing that meets the eye?

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We could think of a few ways.

The following theory is brought to you by the amazing minds from the  Villainous Theory Chat! Those that were involved with this theory include: Notdepresso, Siramay (hey that's me :D), Snivy, and Lynxi!

(And me but eh)

I'm almost tempted to say "forget about all of the other theories about Demencia you may have heard of before" because, this. is. insane.

We Villainous theorists believe that Demencia is....

A Podemos Bailar agent. 

Y'all:

Now before you start shaking your heads, hear us out.

Yes, she acts like she has an evil agenda.

Yes, she's the practical personification of chaos.

Yes, she's absolutely head over heels for Black Hat

And yes, she's just so darn silly and maybe even annoying to some.

And doesn't she play it off so well?

Demencia is always at the max with all of these qualities and they never waver.

Her imperfections are too... Perfect.

But oh, is it an amazing disguise.

Who could possibly realize they're being fooled when they are too busy laughing at the fool?

As we all know, Demencia annoys and bothers both Black Hat and Flug with her obsessive and destructive qualities, to the point where they try to avoid her at all costs. Notice how it's always Demencia who approaches them and that it's never the other way around unless the two are absolutely forced to?

The woman has a ridiculous amount of free time to herself; finding the time to teach a bear and a handful of robots a song, destroy thousands of dollars worth of products, draw her Demencia Tips, attempt to romance Black Hat, make puppets, learn guitar, etc.

With all that free time and privacy... Who really knows what Demencia can and will do?

This disguise, this face she has made for herself is perfect. She is free to stalk her subjects right in front of them and not be questioned for it except for the occasional, exasperated "what does sHE THINK SHE'S DOING!?"

And this is just the minimal tip of the iceberg.

There's so much more.

Demencia's bizzare behavior truly doesn't raise any real questions because everyone within the manor is so used to it that something as odd as messing with a computer to creating your own "advertising" short without anyone's knowledge to it is seen as Demencia being Demencia.

This lizard lady could do almost anything without ever being truly interrogated for it.

She has trained her prey to not be scared of her as she walks right up to it.

Another thing to note about Demencia's behavior is her job at Black Hat Organization. As stated by Flug in the Anniversary short, Demencia handles all hero extermination. This, however, is only to his knowledge. We have no evidence other than Flug's word and a possibly staged picture to prove this. We've yet to find anything stating that a hero has died at any particular time.

In fact, we dont even know if this is really Heavy Punch's cape from the Evil Conquest episode.

cape?

Bish W H E R E ?

(And don't try to tell us it's because it's a kids show, Gravity Falls, a DISNEY production, managed to sweep in 2 paragraphs full of hidden jokes within the same screen pan without drawing too much attention from the younger audience) (besides that there are to many dark and demonic jokes in villainous for that to be a reason also just look at the episodes on mojo jojo and rob) ((this bold is me))

But this all pales in comparison to what's truly incriminating about Demencia, and the answer is found buried within this fandom's favorite bookmarked tab: Podemos Bailar.

Now, I made a post the other day about what we discovered is going on in that right side scrolling of commands on the website: http://aminoapps.com/p/56jwha

What we discovered is that two people are interacting over that animation loop. One person is telling another how to decode a specific piece of an audio file in order to get a message while the other is actually inputting the commands to do just that.

We can firmly assume that these two are our last two dancing agents.

Now how does this tie in with Demencia? Well, it has already been established that Demencia knows how to create her own codes and sneak them into BHO's production videos as we see happen in the very first short, The Perception of Evil, in which a code flashes on screen saying "Demencia Was Here".

Funny enough, a short was released a few months back called "Demencia Wuz Here". And my what a controversial short this one is if you see it like we do.

Let's break it down:

So Demencia left a hidden code for someone to decipher that referenced an advertisement short that didn't even exist yet. This means that the short was a premeditated thing and not just something done at the spur of the moment for some pickles.

What's also good to note is that there was no reference to King Wazuq's Glove before ((well like that one end frame but nothing else in like actual videos that what I think he meant)) this episode and the outer Demencia doesn't appear to be the type to search for information that deeply for something she wouldn't even know she'd need months before hand.

Unless... The heist was staged.

What we also see in this short is Demencia being able to hack into The Defence Departments, high security, Area 52 cameras in order to capture her stealing the glove. A very difficult task I'd imagine for an empty-headed lizard girl. But... She really hasn't proven herself to be all that has she?

Another thing to note is that Demencia created this entire short on her own. 505, Flug, nor Black Hat knew of this until they walked in on her but, once again, do nothing to stop her. It's just Demencia being Demencia.

Also, have any of you noticed that Demencia is the only character in Villainous so far that labels herself as an agent?

Oh, but this only goes deeper.

Not only is Demencia a Podemos Bailar agent, and not only is she working as an undercover agent amongst villains, she is also the agent telling the other what commands to input on the Podemos Bailar website.

She is telling her true co-worker exactly what to do to find a code she has hidden especially for him in her "advertisement" short.

But how can we be so sure that it's her?

How can we be so sure that it's that video specifically?

Because, if you click and drag the I See All picture into the Google search bar, you will find a link to the website's assets page. With that page are a series of links to different parts of the site. One of those links holds the exact audio file from the "Demencia Wuz Here" short...and it is the only short there.

The short Demencia made without anyone's knowing.

The short that she aquired impossible information for.

And the short she specifically designed and planned from episode one to reach out to her last comrade for and betray her villainous coworkers.

I mean, just look at her body type and compare it to the yet-to-be-found female Podemos Bailar agent! They're a practical match, thick ((EXTRA THICC note I hate using that word)) legs and all! And there is no way that giant next to her is Flug!

Also, another thing to consider is, if neither of these last two agents are on the villainous scene, then how have they been aquiring photos from within the manor? Flug's notes about 505's creation and the picture of the organization's plans to go to Japan are prime examples!

 (another thing about that japan plan pic is that in the same episode it was released with we can see dementia reading that EXSACT same magazine that's in the picture! the clues are hiding in plane sight and no one is any the wiser!)

The evidence is stacking here people, and we the Villainous Theory Chat truly believe that it's only going to become more suspicious as time goes on.

This also means that there is a secret audio code that we need to find in the "Demencia Wuz Here" video. All we need to do is follow the steps she's given us on the site in order to find it.

There is a spy among us and she is clothed in green. (A sheep in lizards clothing)

I hope you enjoyed reading our idea!

Happy Villainy!

and that's his theory he has others to I might post here but if you like this then go to the villinos amino and join are theory chat! and if you are against this theroy tell me why and we at the theory chat will try to debunk you debunking this unless your right BUT YOU GOT TO OPEN YOUR EYES DEMENTIA IS NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS, SPREAD THE WORD or not black hat might be listening and we don't want to blow her cover! but I would like to see more talk about this

so I'm siramay and remember keep claim and drag-on

[xmimiteh]

How to get your Yellow Gatherer’s Scrip easily

Again it seems like the easiest way to farm Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips in Stormblood is via fishing. This is something the amazing @nightmaze (Ilwe’s tumblr is always a place for awesome guides and stuff) told me back in Heavensward. And so after hitting level 70 I looked if there was a similar way and it seems like it is even easier with fishingthan in Heavensward!

I am not sure if this is the easiest or fastest way. But it worked for me quite well and it is the only way I farm Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips at the moment. By now I got my main weapon already replaced, my torso and my head slot.

So what is different this time? Spearfishing! This means you do not need any bait. So the only investment you have to make is into repairing your gear. Also there is no time window you need to be in. You can farm it in your own time and how you want it. So it is less stressful than being on a particular time schedule. This works really well for me.

I used my complete Ironworks Gatherer’s Gear (fully melded) from 60 and did not need to upgrade any of it for this approach. Sadly I am not sure about the exact minimum requirements for Gathering and Perception.

When I did this first my stats were:

Gathering: 741

Perception: 631

But you probably do not need this much to get. With a Perception of at least 505 you can activate some Swimming Shadows which are making your chances on higher quality (and thus higher collectables) better. So I think with around 505 Perception you should be safe getting Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips from this.

First you will get my “too long did not read” summary if you are in a hurry. But under the cut you will find my little step to step guide with some explanations and screenshots for your easy first Yellow Gatherer’s Scrip - with hopefully enough Gathering and Perception to have chance at it.

Hopefully you can understand my English. Keep in mind: I am no native speaker,

tl;dr summary:

Catch Thousandfang for Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips.

You find them in the Kobayashi Maru in the Ruby Sea (39, 6.5).

Remember to activate your “Collect” skill to gather Collectables.

Activate “Truth of the Oceans” to see the Swimming Shadows.

Change your Gig Head to small.

Gather 10 Bashful Batfishes in the Kobayashi Maru to spawn the Swimming Shadows.

Use “Veteran Trade” once after catching Sea Lamps to speed it up.

Swim to the Swimming Shadows and start Spearfishing. Here you are going to find the Thousandfangs.

Change your Gig Head to large.

Use “Veteran Trade” once after catching Mitsuriku Shark to speed it up.

Use “Calm Waters” to get additional attempts on Thousandfangs.

You need minimum a collectability of 837, but get the maxium out of it for 964 collectability.

Do not get disheartened when catching below 837. This happens. It is RNG. Next Swimming Shadows will probably be better. And you can spawn those on and on and on without any time window.

Tight lines! Or better ... tight gig heads ... or so.

So what fish is it we want to fish for Yellow Gatherer’s Scrip? 

Thousandfang! 

(click >link< for more information)

Why? Because of this:

If you get the lowest Collectability it seems like not so much. But it can get real high and I was able to catch in one Swimming Shadows up to five Thousandfangs which give me 38 Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips. That is a pretty good quota to me. Yes, sometimes you get a low collectability, but I also got a lot of the higher ones. I have been doing this for a little less than a week each evening and already replaced the three most expensive gear pieces.

So, where do we have to go to start?

The Ruby Sea!

More specifically the Kobayashi Maru.

(>click<)

Yes, that Kobayashi Maru in Eorzea - not the one from Star Trek, which would be weird anyway.

Do not forget to activate your collectable gathering skill:

It can be quite frustrating catching a fish which would have been a good collectable, but it is only HQ. So do not be me! You need “Collect” activated to gather the collectables!

Also you need to activate Truth of Oceans:

If you forget “Truth of Oceans” it is not the world’s end. But you need it in the end. It is obligatory to see the Swimming Shadows in which you are going to find the Thousandfang.

Before you can fish the Thousandfang you have to discover it’s fishing spot (it is called “Swimmig Shadows”!). This happens by gathering 10 Bashful Batfishes. After this the Swimming Shadows will appear (usually a little south of you).

So much for the background. Back to my step by step approach.

First you need to use the small gig for your spearfishing at the Teeming Waters and the Bashful Batfishes. This is done by activating this skill:

Then a window pops up and you select the left gig head. This is important as you catch other fishes this way and we need to get the range for the small Gig head! Why? I am going to explain it a little further down.

After this you dive into the Kobayashi Maru and head to a Teeming Waters and start spearfishing.

One recommendation for spearfishing in general: Though you use “Gig” when the bubbles spawn right after you click on the Teeming Waters some bubbles will spawn as well - and those do not work. Wait a moment and only after those first bubbles you can spearfish properly. I fall for those first bubbles some times when too sleepy or not paying attention.

This is the fish you want to see: Bashful Batfish. (>click<)

Not this: Sea Lamp.

But here comes the beauty of gathering for Thousandfangs: In this Teeming Waters you can only get these two fishes with the Small Gig Head! Why is this important? Because you have “Veteran Trade”.

If you use this skill the fish you gathered before that will not appear in this Teeming Waters. And since these are the only two fishes you can collect here, you will always gather a Bashful Batfish after that. So if you want to get to you Thousandfang Teeming Waters quicker you just need to use Veteran Trade. It will count for this complete Teeming Waters!

Usually I use it only, when I get the Sea Lamp in the first fishing attempt. If I miss the first fish or it is already a Bashful Batfish I do not use it at all and save the GP for later use. It is up to you and your usage of GP. Cordials help here of course.

As soon as you have collected 10 Bashful Batfishs a new fishing spot appears and Swimming Shadows (>click<) will spawn.

There are several messages which show your progress until you have reached this:

With the bashful batfish caught, you sense further movement in the shadows.

With the bashful batfish caught, the swimming shadows intensify.

With the bashful batfish caught, the swimming shadows begin to take shape!

The shadow of an elusive sea creature lurks somewhere nearby!

You recognize the new fishing spot by the slash underneath the fish.

Also a bonus point for the Thousandfang is that these Swimming Shadows are usually rather near. If you would have gone hunting for the Swimming Shadows in Yanxia the way is longer. But we are hunting Thousandfangs in the Ruby Sea, because we are lazy people!

So now we have to change our Gig Head to large. This is again important!

After that we swim to the new Swimming Shadows:

Here you just need to start spearfishing.

I recommend to wait for your GP being full again. If you do not want to wait, use a Cordial.

Once again in this fishing spot are only two fishes! 

So if you get this Mitsuriku Shark above, just use “Veteran Trade” again and you will always get a Thousandfang for this Swimming Shadows.

But keep in mind that you can turn in Mitsuriku Sharks also for Red Gatherer’s Scrips with a minimum collectability of 819. So if you want to collect Red Gatherer’s Scrips this is also a possibility.

Yet we are here for the Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips! So we want to get the Thousandfang.

But the minimum collectability for it is 837. Above 964 is perfect. So here the FF14 RNG again can hit you very hard. But I feel like it is way easier and less annoying than collecting as Botanist or Miner or fishing the conventional way.

Also another recommendation: If you have used “Veteran Trade” and will get only Thousandfangs in this Teeming Waters, you might consider using “Calm Waters” as this will grant you another attempt at catching a Thousandfang.

There are some Swimming Shadows which make your chance on catching higher quality better.

Here I strongly recommend using “Calm Waters” as I always get the maximum collectability for nearly every Thousandfang when fishing in these.

Now rinse and repeat or report back to Rhalgr’s Reach to turn those fishes in.

So this is it. I hope it was understandable and will help you to get your Yellow Gatherer’s Scrips easy and less frustrating.

If you got any questions or anything was unclear, just ask and I try to answer. Though keep in mind I am no theorycrafter and this is just something I learned with try and error myself. So there might not be much number crunching behind it. It was just a lucky of me to stumble upon this approach.

Also if you do not know how to spearfish, just say so. I assume everybody knows how to do it basically.

Tight lines!