#like theres already mold in me i lost. may as well accept my fate | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kiddokori · 8 months ago

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YES i ate mold one time. yes i know thats bad. i did not have very much self respect or concern for my well being at the time and i do not believe that choice reflects who am i as a person now. but also it was a good sandwich and i regret nothing and i didn’t even get sick so i think im probably immune to mold now and could do it again with no consequence

#also it was like a tiny fleck it was a small dot.#and id already ACCIDENTALLY. and unbeknownst to me consumed an amount of mold #before noticing the spot. and at that point like ive already eaten it. i already ate it #so like. its not gonna hurt me any more than it already had if i keep eating yhe sandwhich.#like theres already mold in me i lost. may as well accept my fate #and it was a pretty baller sandwhcih like. what do you want from me #and also my grandpa made me the sandwich and i didn’t want him to know he inadvertently fed me mold #it was a complicated situation ok there were various factors at play #i recognize this is the tumblr post equivalent of firing shots to keep rent low i know im showing my ass here #i do however think its funny. like am i proud of it. not necessarily. but i do think its funny to say

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