#like there is only one virgo in this house rn and its me. fuck around and find out.
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Gave into my worst impulses and told my roommate OFF. Her aunt probably thinks I'm a neurotic freak bitch jakskakdkaks.
My roomie's aunt came today and she's gonna live with us for idk how long but she is a troop and she biases mr. dui so pray for my sanity 🙏
#starting off virgo season super strong by being a control freak having a meltdown about schedules and plans being messed up 🙂↕️#also this aunt is a libra (spet 23) who lies to herself and says she is a virgo?????#like there is only one virgo in this house rn and its me. fuck around and find out.#can't wait to see if she picks a fight with me tomorrow lol#p
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for that ask meme thing,,, do all of them >:Oc
oh god
oh god are you sure
well…
HERE GOES I GUESS,
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen, Fly On The Wall - Joey Pecoraro, Fourth of July - Sufjan Stevens, All the Angels - MCR, For Emma - Bon Iver, and Shelter by Porter Robinson2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Nick Valentine’s voice actor.3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
”Before I could fasten them, light poured down on me and there he was without a shirt, holding a flashlight.”4: What do you think about most?
My friends.5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
”Ur gay lol”6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I sleep with them on because I’m a cold bitch7: What’s your strangest talent?
I type on my phone so much I’ve memorized the keyboard. Is that a talent8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
Girls are fucking hot
Boys are soft9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
god one can dream can’t they10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
a few weeks ago i think hah11: Do you have any strange phobias?
honestly none that I can think of right now but I used to be scared of the lamp in my basement as a kid I thought it would eat me12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
many times13: What’s your religion?
I’m agnostic!14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
probably walking! I love taking walks15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
I’m awful at photography so probably in front of it16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
oh god uh. good question. the front bottoms? got me through a lot17: What was the last lie you told?
honest to god it was that i wasn’t depressed when i was18: Do you believe in karma?
yes. not super strongly, but if someone does bad shit and something to happens, ima just watch from a distance.19: What does your URL mean?
it’s from Undertale! my favorite ghost kid!20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
greatest weakness: can’t take criticism because of schizoid.greatest strength: I’m very accepting and I care for everyone.21: Who is your celebrity crush?
MMMMM Krysten Ritter is my MOTHER22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nah dude I’m underage and lonely23: How do you vent your anger?
by hurting myself. deadass. this isn’t to be dramatic. that or i scream a lot24: Do you have a collection of anything?
JOURNALS! i have over 2025: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
video chatting 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
in a lot of ways no, but in some ways… yes. yes i am.27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
sound i hate: crunching of anythingsound i love: wood crackling fire!28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
what if nobody really loves me?29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
yes and yes!30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right arm: my therapy journal hahaleft arm: my teddy bear, Roger!!31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
laundry detergent! i just washed my blanket32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
a hospice in my town33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
West Coast even though I’m living in the hell of the east coast rn34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
god i don’t fuckin know 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
to make yourself enjoy it as much as possible and help others get there along the way!36: Define Art.
something you create because of a feeling (or no feeling).37: Do you believe in luck?
Yes! kind of like I believe in karma.38: What’s the weather like right now?
it’s 7 am here and its slightly warm, but clear out 39: What time is it?
7:12 am!40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Nope! don’t have my license yet41: What was the last book you read?
I think it was Sharp Objects42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
sorta - after a while it makes me sick43: Do you have any nicknames?
Bee, Robino, Robee, Rob44: What was the last film you saw?
A Beautiful Mind!45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
idk i think i sprained my ankle a few times but otherwise i don’t do enough to get injured46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
yep!!!!47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
Overwatch! it’s been an obsession since about july of 201648: What’s your sexual orientation?
not sure right now. pan with a preference towards girls maybe?49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
not big ones but yeah50: Do you believe in magic?
yes!!!!!!!!!!51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
yeah i’m a super angry person :/52: What is your astrological sign?
Virgo 53: Do you save money or spend it?
i spend it so bad lmao. i don’t have any rn though cause no income source54: What’s the last thing you purchased?
pizza :D55: Love or lust?
love, always. always always.56: In a relationship?
nope! just got out of one about a week ago.57: How many relationships have you had?
4! only two of them meant anything.58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no i’m a failure ;A;59: Where were you yesterday?
i was @ my house sleeping60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yep! a music box from my mom61: Are you wearing socks right now?
no they are evil62: What’s your favourite animal?
SEA OTTER!!!!!!!63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
i make them feel super comfortable around me! i love it when people are themselves around me, it makes me feel trusted. i don’t do it out of malice or anything ;-;64: Where is your best friend?
at her house a few miles away from me…i get to see her today!65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
-esuerc (is that how you spell it?)-mercysblaster-moon-goblin-mojavemessenger-welcome-to-far-harbor(these aren’t in order)
66: What is your heritage?
whitest of the white. irish or something? i think? fuck if i know anymore67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
streaming overwatch on twitch haha68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?
trump.69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
fuck yeah dude who do you think i am lmao70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
i think so! i think I’m a very caring and loving person. id like to come to me for my problems, yknow?71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
fuck my job save the dog i can always find a new job but i can’t always save a dog’s life72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a - yes. i tell everyone.b - i enjoy myself the most i can. c - no. i’m not afraid of dying.73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
fuck. trust. i guess.74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
don't stop me now by queen! never ceases to make me smile like a dumb idiot75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
3309 hah76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
trust. absolutely. and being comfortable and putting everything out in the open.77: How can I win your heart?
make me feel trusted and give me love. lots of love.78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
of course it can! 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
realizing that i am my own. nobody else’s.80: What size shoes do you wear?
9 women’s heck off81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
i always knew it would end like this! dammit!82: What is your favourite word?
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
smiling…a heart full of love.84: What is a saying you say a lot?
”big mood”85: What’s the last song you listened to?
Concrete - This Wild Life86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?
PERIWINKLE !!!!!87: What is your current desktop picture?
it’s a cool map i found while researching DnD dungeon layouts!88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
trump!!!!89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
”why do you lie?”90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
i’d freak out but i mean if they just chilling they can be my friends91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
oh shit to freeze time obviously92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
the time that i had a long talk with a friend at 3 am. you know who you are. i can’t remember anything that good for the past few years.93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
being abused.94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
FUCK UHHHH carly rae jepson95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
hdkjhajk omg idk uhhh probably new york to visit my friend shivani96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
nah fam97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
yep!98: Ever been on a plane?
i have and i hated it99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
please, just let there be love.
YOU’RE WELCOME, ANON!
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1.Full name:Krysten Alexandra Figueroa but you will reffer to me as Krysfiggs
2.Zodiac sign:Im a cusp baby born as the day changed. I am a leo/virgo
3. 3 Fears:Spiders, being alone forever, my fam disowning me for being gay
4. 3 things I love:Being surrounded by awesome people, video games, outdoor activities
5. 4 turns ons:Firey passion, neck biting, n eyes.. its always the eyes, n intelligence
6.4 turns offs: Lack of intelligence, if youre rude in general, if youre clingy, lack of understanding n compassion
7. My best friend:I have a coupleNadia, amanda, n bree (when shes not being an idiot)
8. Sexual orientation:Lezzzzzzzzbbbbiiiiannnnnnnnn
9. My best first date:So far going out into town in the middle of a rainstorm running dancing n dickin round and then showing up soaked n eating at friendlys
10. How tall am I:Im 5'5"11. What do I missNot paying bills
12. What time were I born:12am on the dot
13. Favourite colour:I like deep colors. I used to say deep blue but i do love red n grey too
14.Do I have a crushXD maybe! Ok yea. I do. But i aint tell you.
15. Favourite quoteGod theres too many…
16.Favourite placePuerto rico
17. Favourite foodGawd this is hard ok. I have the soul of a very very fat man. If i had to pick one thing…itd have to be my moms pernil (pork shoulder)
18. Do I use sarcasmNever im a sweetheart😆
19. What am I listening to right nowEvie- last dinosaurs
20.First thing I notice in new personEyesss…eyess…eyess…….!
21.Shoe size822. Eye colourBrown anytime of dayGold in the sun
23.Hair colourBlack as the normBrownish in the sunlightBlue when its overcast
24.Favourite style of clothingandrogynous 25. Ever done a prank call?Yup i bothered the fuck outta kymmie for months before i gave myself up xD
26.What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? Burgandy See thru lace
27. Meaning behind my URLWelp minus the word raw its just my name. If my father didnt delete my 1st blog and of someone in asia didnt take my old username right after it wouldnt be as stupid.
28. Favourite movieToo many brahhh
29. Favourite song
30.Favourite bandBloc party, last dinosaurs, split milk society
31.How I feel right nowHorngry n lonely. Lusting for warm weather and beach weather
32.Someone I love.In what context?
33.My current relationship statusSingle af
34.My relationship with my parentsCurrently ok..
35. Favourite holiday Hmm i dont have one
36.Tattoos and piercings?I have average ear piercings But i want a lip ring n a tatoo of leo n virgo fighting inside of the sun ony shoulder
37.Tattoos and piercing i wantWhoops jumped the gun. Please refer to 36
38.The reason I joined TumblrMy friends at the time
39.Do I and my last ex hate each other? Nope we’re cool
40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?I used too from my so. But now its just my good friend manny
41.Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hmmm no
42. When did I last hold hands?Non romantically:I held hands with my lil sister cuz she doesnt know how to cross a freggin road without getting hit by a car! But romantically: its been over a year and a half.
43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10mins
44.Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?Its been a good 6/7 months. Im at man status rn
45.Where am I right now? Trapped on a bus with zombies from nyc somewhere on the way to newburgh
46.If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? In oswego it would be chance. Here.. idk it hasnt happend.. but my best bet would be nadia
47.Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Both. Depends where i am
48.Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Yes. Please dont ask how its going. Its not well.
49.Am I excited for anything?Yes. The 3 day weekend
50.Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?No i only have 2 chill male friends
51.How often do I wear a fake smile?Often enough
52.When was the last time I hugged someone?That would be last sunday i hugged holly. We went for a movie and a bite n caught up since inhavent seen her in 5ever
53.What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?Its w/e as long as you happy n your not like eating face
54.Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?Yea
55.What is something I disliked about today?Evelyn being passive agressive towards me. Makes me uncomf. But i could care less.
56.If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Rebecca sugar
57. What do I think about most? Its gonna be one of 3 things, women, video games, food
58. What’s my strangest talent?I can get really creepy really fast. Iv been told to try out to be villians or serial killers in movies
59.Do I have any strange phobias?Spiders
60.Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both
61. What was the last lie I told?
62.Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Im old skool ill show up at your house ;) jk phone so no one can see this akward mess
63.Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes
64.Do I believe in magic?Yes
65. Do I believe in luck? Yes
66.What’s the weather like right now? Bloody cold
67. What was the last book I’ve read? Allegiant
68. Do I like the smell of gasoline?Addicted
69. Do I have any nicknames?Krys, elmo, jesus
70. What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I have 12 stiches on my thumb both for cuts by blades oh n the one time i was going down a mt. On my longboard n i fell and got the worst road rash on my ass.
71. Do I spend money or save it?Both
72. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?No
73. Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Idts?
74.Favourite animal?Otter
75. What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Hehhhh better not say
76. What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Idfk
77.What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Anything fr the last dinosaurs
78. How can you win my heart? Compassion understanding and a drive no one else has.
79.What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Im not gonna be burried.
80. What is my favourite wordOogle
81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr Ill answer later
82.If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83.Do I have any relatives in jail?Yes
84.I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Speed
85.What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Feelings are a tough subject
86. What is my current desktop picture? An image from second son
87. Had sex?Why yes i have
88.Bought condoms?Nopes
89.Gotten pregnant? Nopes too gay for that shit90. Failed a class?Several
91. Kissed a boy? Yep im not a gold star lezzy no more
92. Kissed a girl? Many
93.Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?Yes. Im super cheesey i do things like that all the time
94.Had job?I have a job95.Left the house without my wallet?Keys and liecensexD
96. Bullied someone on the internet? Nope
97.Had sex in public? Yes
98. Played on a sports team? Several
99. Smoked weed? Yasss
100. Did drugs? Ive tried some shit
101. Smoked cigarettes? Never now thats nasty
102. Drank alcohol? Yes
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Never
104. Been overweight?yes
105. Been underweight?yes
106. Been to a wedding?yes
107. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Days
108. Watched TV for 5 hours straight? When i was younger
109. Been outside my home country?yes
110. Gotten my heart broken? Many times
111.Been to a professional sports game? Yes
112. Broken a bone? Do Teeth count?
113. Cut myself? Not on purpose
114. Been to prom? Unfortunaly. Thats an akward story. If i didnt go i coulda stayed in puerto rico longer. But nooo joe had to ask my parents…
115. Been in airplane? Yes
116. Fly by helicopter? No. But ive been in some heavy duty military air craft
117. What concerts have I been to?Walk the moon, in hs i saw i see stars mega concert there were like 20 bands there idr them all, versaemerge, dragonforce
118.Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Yeaaa im megagay
119.Learned another language?I can fully understand spanish. But i cant speak it.
120. Wore make up? Im alergic to eyeliner xD
121.Lost my virginity before I was 18?Yes
123. Had oral sex? Yes.😍
124.Dyed my hair?Ive never dyed my hair
125.Voted in a presidential election? Yes both times for obama♡ . n fuck you, you lil orange dicked cheeto (donald trump)
126.Rode in an ambulance?Yes i did when i sliced my thumb deep with an exacto and was bleeding everywhere
127. Had a surgery?No
128. Met someone famous? Yes i have i met that guy from “what would you do” when i was staying in maryland. Also i stick around after theater shows and concerts to meet the actors, performers, and musicians
129.Stalked someone on a social network?Guilty
130. Peed outside?Um who hasnt?
131. Been fishing?Yes. Anyone wanna join me this spring?
132. Helped with charity? Yea every 3 weeks i participate in a soup kitched in poukipsee with my siblings and my cousins.
133. Been rejected by a crush?I have unfortunate luck.
134. Broken a mirror? Haha yea i did once
135. What do I want for birthday? Id love to go somewhere amazing and warm with awesome people. If im dating someone id love to actually have a birthday kiss. #neverhadoneonmybirthday
136.How many kids do I want and what will be their names?By kids you mean dogs? N id have all of them. Theyd have really crude/harsh spanish names.
137.Was I named after anyone?No but krysten means follower of chridtXD
138.Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes
139. What was my favourite toy as a child? Why it was my stuffy scooby doo
140.Favourite Tv Show? Gawd theres so many. But steven universe👌🖒
141.Where do I want to live when older?Puerto rico when i hit the lotto
143. Play any musical instrument? I can play the trumpet, the recorder, basic drum beat, and im learning the uke
144.One of my scars, how did I get it?Sliced my thumb with a woodcutter one year. Then the next year same thumb with a brand new exacto. Landed me in the hosp 2ice total 12 stiches
145.Favourite pizza toping? Extra cheese
146.Am I afraid of the dark? Sometimes. Im more worried bout the it under the bed that comes out when you dont have sheets on.
147.Am I afraid of heights?No. In my stage craft class i was the only one who wasnt scared of heights they sent me high up to work on stuff they also sent me 60ft up to the grid too 😎
148.Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yes and i had my ass handed to me on a silver platter several times.
149.Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Yes. All the time.
150.What I’m really bad atBeing social. Talking to girls. Drawing.
151.What my greatest achievements are. Being the first to graduate college.
152.The meanest thing somebody has ever said to meYou should see the list of stuff my parents have told me since i was little. Its a little too awful to put on here.
153.What I’d do if I won in a lottery. Top secret Plans back the fuck up
154. What do I like about myself Um my bed head. Idk
155.My closest Tumblr friend Haha nadia
156.Something I fantasise about my exTisk tisk ladies n gents we shouldnt be reopening wounds like this. *points finger n shakes it like a noodle*
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