#like the necromancer soap au on here

[fixfoxnox]

Someone: Here is my fic idea! So Soap and Ghost are together and Roach is ghosts dead fia-

Me, immeditely:

[natelia-aldelliz]

Some toddler au drawings because I couldn't stop myself

Featuring :

Kyle "the outside world is scary don't you dare put me down or worse, give me to the weird moustache man" Garrick,

Nik- "ahah I'm now both our children's favourite dad" -olai (do we even know his last name?)

Jonathan "😭😭😭" Price

Simon "side foot walking autism representation instead of toe-walking bc I very very rarely see it and it's what I do, also he's just a baby and he breaks my heart and I want to hug him really badly" Riley

John "nice frog, anyway, I think I'm about to jump into this puddle, and I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, even while knowing perfectly well that I am gonna cry about my socks being wet right after" MacTavish

and finally, Gary "do I show the weird moustache man my frog or do I put it in my mouth?" Sanderson.

And none of them have shoes because they all hate them and get rid of them as soon as the adults try to put them on. (Simon didn't, but he started crying silently as soon as they were on so they took them off immediately)

[twistedroseytoesy]

My twst master list!

master list for ease of finding stuff since I plan to have lots to share!

RULES

Heartslabyul

Heartslabyul monster AU

Heartslabyul AU art!

Painting the roses red

Riddle is the queen of broken hearts

mrs. Rosehearts knows best (p1)

this life is mine! (p2)

Caters happy face

Ace the troublemaker

The best of Deuce

Savanaclaw

Savanaclaw monster AU

Savanaclaw AU art!

The lion sleeps today

can you feel the love tonight?

Be prepared

here comes trouble (ruggie overblot au)

Savanaclaw x quokka reader

Octavinelle

Octavinelle masterlist!

Scarabia

Scarabia monster AU

Scarabia AU art!

let me love you Jamil

Infinity with Jamil

Jamils darkside

Kalim's sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!

Pomefiore

Pomefiore monster AU

Pomefiore AU art!

The washing song

Vil's lament evermore

pretty girl vil

who does mc like?!

epels bad reputation

Rooks a ghost

Pomefiore x reader who uses a 3 in 1 soap

Rook and vil hearing reader sing bombshell blond

Ignihyde

Ignihyde monster AU

Ignihyde AU art!

Diasomnia

Diasomnia monster AU

Diasomnia AU art!

Skumps

Malleus’s snowman

Love like you, Malleus

Lilia's life is a highway

never smile at a crocodile

once upon silvers dream

Diasomnia + octavinelle x immortal jellyfish mer-reader

All

Monster AU stuff

Monster AU heights

Friends on the other side Disney mash up

Types of weather they are

one jump ahead of the chaos

you’ve got a friend in me Disney mash up

Staff + others

Staff monster AU

Monster AU art part 1 (Grim, Trein, Crewel)

Monster AU art part 2 (Sam, Vargas, Crowley)

Vargas!

Crewel de Vil

The Haunted Mansion

Treins soft kitty

clubs/ specific groups

new years with the light music club!

Light music club at the VDC

three caballeros

VDC carpe diem

Oveblot gang x super tall reader

Non-humans with reaper leviathan mer-reader

DnD and twist!

nonhuman characters with a lizardfolk reader

First years with a dwarf reader

necromancer with scarabia and vil

my own stuff

My twst oc’s

song suggestion ask

The prefectsbride

What I thought of them at first and what I think of them now

dumb ways to die twst version

Tsum tsum mayhem

Tsum tsum Rosa!

[ironhoshi]

For the prompt! 10!!!!

Eons later~!

10- What the fuck did you do to all of my clothes?!

I decided to hurl my newest au idea at you and I have no regrets. Enjoy this chaos below the cut. 

“And that makes two,” he drawled out.

⭐

Most people were asleep at 2 in the morning, but Cal had given up on a sleep schedule a long time ago. He was tired, sure, but he was also well fueled by canned coffee. He clinked his nearly empty can against one laying on his desk. 

The few people watching his stream voiced concern about his coffee habit. It was sweet. They cared. He grinned sheepishly before setting the almost empty can down. Drinking coffee kept him focused. Plus, he had pointed out several times to his followers, he did sleep. He knew his limits on coffee. Honest. 

MerrinIsGod: your moms are going to kill you.

Cal snorted and reached up to adjust his headset so it sat a little more comfortably over his ears. “You going to tell them?” His question was teasing, but he knew they would. Merrin and Trilla often joked about grounding him. 

MerrinIsGod: maybe :3 

“Good to know. Now, I’m thinking...time for some Diablo 3, play my necromancer.” As he spoke he started to boot up the online feature. “Most people are asleep right now unless they are on the other side of the Earth- hello other side- so might not hurt to do public. Full disclaimer; you’ll end up on my stream.” Cal fiddled with the settings a bit and gave a sort of nod to himself. 

Open lobby. Anyone could join, but he could kick unwanted players.

Perfect.

The screen loaded and it was less than a second later his screen flashed. A new hero has joined your party. The creatures of Sancturay grow stronger. That was freakishly fast. 

“Welcome to the game- I’m streaming…” Cal frowned and leaned closer to his monitor. “...no fu- I mean duck- no ducking way.”

Mando.

MidBoss6: CAL! YOU MADE A FRIEND! OMG IT WORKED.

“Why are you in my game? I mean not that you can’t be, but don’t you normally play with LordFett...not that I know.”

His chat suddenly started getting a little too active. Screennames he didn’t recognize started appearing. What was going on? 

What worked? He hadn’t done anything to get Mando to play with him-

“I was up, someone said you were playing,” a voice crackled through his headset. Oh, yeah, that was really Mando. Wait, had his followers gone onto Mando’s channel and asked him to join Cal? That...he was going to have to tell them not to do that.

SisterFollower69: ask him about LordFett! You know you want to!

“Happy stream,” he bit out and ignored the way laughter was filling his headset. Shit, no, he needed to like kick Mando- 

“Okay, stop,” he breathed out. “I am just here to play-”

And then it happened. Trilla stormed into his room, holding a basket of clean clothes. Cal spun in his chair with wide eyes thanks to the basket being dropped next to him. “What the fuck did you do to all my clothes?” 

“Fine, what the duck did you do to all my clothes?” 

“I washed them like you asked?”

Trilla stared at him, hands on her hips, and he could just feel that she was judging him. Well, clearly he had messed something up. The next video he did with her was going to hurt, he just knew it. 

“I wish LordFett was here,” the voice drawled out in his ears. “He’d see how much alike you two are.” 

“Listen here, Scrap Rat.” Trilla leaned forward slightly as she narrowed her eyes. Mando’s laughter wasn’t going away and the chat was pinging nonstop. Why did this sort of thing always happen to him? “You are supposed to separate the colors and wash on cold! All of my white things are now pink.”

“It’s a nice color,” he offered up unhelpfully. “Also, it was on cold! I think. I used the laundry soap-” 

“Yeah, no, one gamer I admire watching me get yelled at is enough, thanks,” he responded without thinking. Trilla’s eyes widened and she glanced towards the monitor. A slow smile grew on her face. That wasn’t good. 

“Mando,” she addressed the stream. “Tell LordFett that Cal will make a horrible house husband, but he can pick him up tomorrow at 3-”

“Wait, no, stop-” Cal tried to spin around to reach for his keyboard to stop the stream, but Trilla managed to block his movements. “I just wanted to play Diablo!” 

“Hey, whoa, let’s not-” Cal didn’t get to finish his protest because Mando interrupted.

“Too bad,” Trilla clicked a few keys on the keyboard. “Sorry, Mando, people that follow this idiot for some reason, he has to spend his time helping me online shop now-”

SisterFollower69: Live stream shopping? We can judge the clothes he picks???

“I think that sounds fun.” 

“Cal...BD does not need a custom cat tree!” 

“But Diablo-” Trilla shoved him slightly on the seat and maneuvered herself to sit on one of his legs, taking over control of the mouse. She yanked up his browser to pull up her favorite shop and froze. Oh, not good!

“I can explain,” he wheezed out while trying to slap her hands away from the keyboard. 

He was never living this down.

[natelia-aldelliz]

More ghost! Roach - Accidental Necromancer Soap AU : little moments

141 in the middle of a briefing, when suddenly Soap gasps, interrupting Price. Everyone turns to look at him and he looks back like a deer in headlights, apologises with a stammered excuse, something like he saw a spider or something, and the meeting continues with dubious looks.

"You're so bad at that," Roach giggles from where he's floating around above the table. "It wasn't even that big of a news, they were flirting for months! I have way worse, you know one of the Corporals under your command, the redhead one? She's been secretely married for years to the medic lady that stitched you up last week! Stop gaping at me, where's your pokerface oh my god-"

And then Soap uses all that information to win bets against Gaz.

Or also, Roach telling jokes while there's people around Soap. "Don't laugh," he taunts him. "Don't even smile or they'll know you're crazier than they think."

And then he tells the worst joke ever and Soap can't help the snort that escapes him and again, everyone turns to look at him.

"I can't believe you're laughing in a room full of explosives tied to people," Roach gasps, knowing full well that's exactly the result he wanted.

Soap rolls his eyes at him quickly and focuses back on defusing. He'll get him back when they're alone and he doesn't look weird talking to the air.

"He knows you find him hot, he's neither blind nor stupid," Roach says, peeking above Ghost's shoulder. "If you want him to blush you need to call him 'pretty'. Worked every time..."

And he's right. When Soap tells Ghost he's a bonnie lad, explains what it means, it's very obvious how flustered he becomes, and the visible part of the bridge of his nose gets very red.

"Be ready to be grabbed at every opportunity, his love language is physical touch but he'd rather die than admit it."

Roach has a bit of a poltergeist moment when he finds out he can touch things again. Cups go flying into walls, chairs move around, shoes disappear. Roach is very overwhelmed and gets non verbal, which is a bit hard because Soap only knows the basics of BSL and has to ask Ghost to translate by copying live what Roach is saying. (Ghost, who has seen the ghost of his dead lover save his life just a day before objects started flying, recognising in the back of his mind the quirks of Roach's way of signing being reproduced by Soap, but not willing to believe yet)

It lasts a few days and the whole base is convinced they're haunted by a ghost. They're not wrong, Soap wants to say. And not only one, but the others are far more apathetic, barely there.

Then Roach calms down, all at once, when he realises that maybe... maybe he can touch people too. He's very nervous. It's been years since he touched someone, years of his hand going through Ghost's arm as he tried to make him see him. Years of not feeling the warmth of a living being.

That scares him. What if he can touch Soap, but he doesn't feel anything? What if it feels the same as the glasses he's been trying to juggle for days?

So he waits until Soap is asleep and he holds out his finger, slowly, hands trembling, and presses it softly to Soap's forehead. He's... He's warm, he realises with a gasp. He's warm!

Soap wakes up to sobbing and soft fingers on his cheeks and in his hair. He gets reassured very quickly that it's happy sobbing and Roach kisses him.

Ghost, after learning about the ghosts existence, starts having really bad nightmares every night. Has to be reassured that no, he's not actually a ghost. He hasn't actually died in that grave, he's here, he's warm and he's alive and loved.

[natelia-aldelliz]

This is complaining time because I've got a headache and I feel like I deserve to complain 😌

It's the most annoying thing when you're writing in your second language and about a culture that you know the bare minimum of, because I'd go to google to search how to say this or that word in Scots and most of the results will either be "you probably meant Scottish Gaelic silly, here's how to say it in scottish gaelic 🥰" which mmmmmmmmh 🙂🙃🙂 fuck you google or worse : "Aww here's your results about the funny Scottish accent that for some reason people seem to think is a separate language from English entirely" which makes me wanna stab people 😀

Thankfully I've found a dictionary, so that's one less problem

And then there's the "oh no I forgot how to say this word in English, ok, I'll just have to translate it from my first language..... I forgot how to say it in my own language as well......" which is the biggest reason my werewolf fic is not finished yet, btw, because it makes me agonise over random words for hours... And I can't even find a synonym and look for synonyms of that word to find the original word I wanted because my word association is ✨weird✨ apparently

And now my biggest problem for my necromancer Soap au is about the culture, so if anyone has any sources on west central Scotland folklore, regarding folk medicine, specifically how they call women who take your pain away by touching you, I only find 'healer' when I search for it but it seems awfully broad and non poetic, in french they're called 'coupeurs de feu', which literally means 'people that cut fire' (implied : away from you), here the fire means the burning sensation of the pain, not necessarily a burn.