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hballegro · 2 months ago

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ill be chillin and then my brain will start goin IT'S NOT PININ', IT'S PASSED ON! THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE! IT'S EXPIRED AND GONE TO MEET ITS MAKER! THIS IS A LATE PARROT! IT'S A STIFF! BEREFT OF LIFE, IT RESTS IN PEACE- IF YOU HADN'T NAILED IT TO THE PERCH, IT WOULD BE PUSHING UP THE DAISIES- ITS RUN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND JOINED THE CHOIR INVISIBLE! THIS. IS AN EX-PARROT.

#the dead parrot sketch is up there with other random things i have memorized for no reason #like the cave johnson lemon rant from portal 2. or the quantum leap opening narration.#dead parrot sketch you will forever have a place in my heart and also you will forever have a place in the ace attorney remaster #.yappin #my sister even got me a shirt one year that says 'THIS IS AN EX-PARROT' so

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