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emeraldcreeper · 2 years ago

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I hate how being 23 means that any woman in your extended family or near you that is your age-ish has a fiancé,,,,, like girl,,,,,, ur brain ain’t cooked yet, I haven’t kissed, or held hands romantically yet,,,,, and you’ve got fiance??????? Engaged to be wed???? And I, a spinster, am still fucking around and not even considering dating??????

#it’s okay they’re baptist #I mean my older cousin she’s 26 this year and has a kid #I’m over here #pushing fictional old men’s faces togther and saying now kith #and understanding my brain ain’t cooked yet #my I don’t know what my aunts other niece who’s a couple months younger than me #like the alt universe me it’s weird how alike we are on total accident #she’s fiancéd #I don’t feel bad about this I quite literally don’t care #I’ve not peaked yet #my peak is age 35 at the earliest #I’m gonna be a hot older butch #that’s when I peak when I can look like the stereotypical older butch lesbian #I’m just like baffled at how like #easy it is to be heterosexual in the south #I’ve seen one butch woman in Arkansas #my first win of is that a butch woman or a wildly feminine looking guy I just thirsted after #I always lose when I go ooooh then oh that’s definitely a cishet dude #anyway if anyone wants to stoop to my level and fiancé me with or without the gendered extra e thanks France for the word #I’m here I’m single as fuck #doesn’t help I’m not out to my family except my mom #I mean my oldest cousin is similarly not dating if you don’t count his best boyfriend I mean platonic bestie #I’m kidding he’s just never dated a girl like I’ve never dated a guy #so it’s getting clearer he’s probably dating his friend

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