#like that was one of the gayest things ive ever witnessed

[hansoeii]

need deadpool and wolverine to kiss right now

[ankhisms]

like are you telling me that ocean fight wasnt supposed to be gay. are you telling me eiji and ankhs actors did that sequence without intending it to have the subtext of being gay. that was one of the gayest things ive ever witnessed. that was almost more gay than the kamen rider ryuki gay sex scene

[embraceyourdestiny]

Im sorry to ask but i keep seeing ppl saying Yosuke from p4 is homophobic and i never played p4. I was thinking of trying it because i loved p5 ,but does it really have like an explicit homophobic guy (or is it like an inside joke in the fandom?) I need to know to prepare myself lol

persona 4 is simultaneously the gayest and the most homophobic piece of media ive ever seen

No need to apologize anon it’s a legitimate concern to have. As the post above says, p4 is both extremely lgbt and also extremely lgbt-phobic. Yosuke was planned to be a dateable character and yet he was cut and says mean and ignorant things to a canonically bi character. The way they handle the bi character’s story is extremely uncomfortable to witness as an lgbt person and very stereotyped. There’s a character who gender is extremely complicated and there’s a lot of transphobia surrounding that. There’s only one fat character and she’s portrayed as a grotesque thing because she is fat and not conventionally attractive. One of the girls is 15 and yet her “palace” is a fucking stripclub

Persona 4 has a lot of uncomfortable moments like these because they tried to make diverse characters but had no clue what they were doing and that’s very disappointing but it’s not all bad. If you can ignore the bad shit in canon like in p5 and make it indulgent to yourself it’s an extremely wonderful and touching game with a lot of good messages and feeling put into it. The director for persona 3-5 was a notorious misogynist, transphobe, and homophobe and it’s really unfortunate because the series prior was actually very progressive and treated lgbt characters well (both canon and coded). Thankfully he’s no longer the director of the persona series and hopefully that means p6 will be much better but he still left a trail of ignorance and malice behind him so it’s up to you to decide if you wanna pick through for the worthwhile pieces

[739337369137371082]

Hey so I found u thru the Halved Live Funnies and I gotta ask... whose Leon? What series these dudes from?

i got this ask and then forgot about it for like 2 days. anyways.

IVE ANSWERED THIS BEFORE BUT. GOD. LEON. ok so like....... long story short last year was when i first played resident evil........ bc we got a copy of re2remake in and.... jesus christ. i hyperfixated so fucking hard for the better part of a year going on into this year. and then i watched hl/vr and well. we know where that went. but now i am once again hyperfixated and now im back to where i was in like.... june of last year LMAO. but anyways i am once again going to ramble under the cut about them <3 (seriously. its very long and doesnt go much of anywhere. also spoilers)

tl/dr:

OK. SO. resident evil. the last time i answered this ask i either hadnt played some of them or just completely forgot the plot of others LOL but now upon beating/playing a large majority of them (besides 6 which i have not touched yet, and 7 is first person and im not rly interested in it rn)...... well others have said this as well but if you like cheesy b action movies you would love resident evil!!! 

the orig 1-2 are more survival horror which is what i like the most. 3 is where it starts branching into more actiony stuff but is still survival horror. but 4 and after is just like..... cheesy action stuff which is fine but not really like.... my thing. altho i do think that they are fun in a “this plot is hilariously bad” type way because i do enjoy horrible things. but people who like resident evil dont like it for the plot they like it for the characters. and for me i latched the fuck onto leon kennedy and tyrant t-00 aka mr fucking x

listen.......... you guys know me relatively well enough to know that i have a type......... and i would define leon as not really fitting under it usually because he is 1. under 6 foot 2. human and 3. very much not a villain. but something about (mostly remake) leon hits fucking different!!!!!! hes kind and means well, thinks about others constantly, looks like an actual fucking person in the in game graphics instead of being some manufactured perfect model, nice voice, etc....... i fucking care him so much. also gameplay wise i find his weapons to be more enjoyable than claires so i always end up playing his route/2nd route the most compared to hers. but i do also like claire :) shes nice and epic

i dont really like the newer leons (4 and afterwards) as much.... i mean a lot of it has to do with trauma and general “growing up” after what happened in re2 but hes just so constantly... snarky? jaded? constantly spouting lines to make him seem cool? when in my head hes very much like... a loser LMAO. i mean dont get me wrong hes a badass. he survives a fucking zombie outbreak and nearly gets murdered dozens of time. thats the definition of badass. but also you cannot change my mind that hes also a anxious loser twunk. there is literally nothing you can do to convince me he is “cool” like the games and movies want to think. this is probably heresy to re fans but this is my truth

https://youtu.be/aVZWuSfGStk?t=129

here is a vid of his cutscenes. obvious spoilers in there but you can skip around and see how cute he is. also yes in his first cutscene he is listening to butt rock. i switch between thinking hes just listening to it because nothing else is on the radio or his taste really is that terrible

also you literally CANNOT convince me that he is straight. the games try SOOOOO hard to get you to ship leon/ada or leon/claire but like...... i cannot see it. he has one of the gayest run animations i have ever seen in re2 remake and i mean... he just radiates gay trans man energy to me. also please look at this small scene from one of the animated movies where a licker jumps on top of him and he wraps his legs around its hips and lifts it off of him to not die. gay king

https://youtu.be/d-VNikxYBPw?t=9

but yes ive basically decided to ignore all characterization from re4 and onwards regarding leon at least. every leon after that is not my leon (except in special cases when im thinking about something like leon/jd from re damnation..... they did jd so dirty and they should have fucking kissed. or how cute he looked in vendetta sometimes)

ANYWAYS. MR X

so basically there are these enemies in resident evil called “tyrants” that are manufactured by the evil capitalist company umbrella that are near indestructible save for like.... rocket launchers or super heavy artillery that youre not buying at your local gun store. and in re2 one of them get sent to the police station where leon and claire are and is told to wipe out all witnesses. (i also do think that 2 or more were sent there... or at least in the area when this happened due to some very obvious plot hole stuff on each route no matter how you play, even tho the devs have come out and said that only 1 existed in the game and that each route is like “a parallel dimension” to each other. i wont go into it more than that but i choose to ignore that)

and well. when i first played it i knew of mr x but didnt like... know much about him other than that he was a monster and Tall (like 7 or 8 feet tall) and that he chased you around. that already sold me on him but then. well. you first encounter him because he lifts up an entire goddamn helicopter and then proceeds to chase you. and it was then that i knew i was in deep shit because he fucking stomped his way into my heart and never left.

mr x basically has serious Side Character Disorder where (even tho the remake made him very cool and epic and did him really well compared to nemesis in re3 remake which is an entire different can of worms) he has LITERALLY no personality or like. thoughts. or anything. hes only there to chase you around and be on screen for like 10 seconds for a couple of cutscenes and then not show up again until the very end of the game for you to fight on leons route. but god. he means so fucking much to me. 

you know how people latch onto random side characters that have no personality and essentially flesh them out more than the creators ever will? thats me with mr x. its gotten to the point where certain songs come on on my spotify and i actually get EMOTIONS or even TEARS because they remind me of him, but its not even really HIM, its the fucking ideas that ive come up with regarding him because all he ever does in game is chase you around and punch you and then die and is never brought up again

but anyways. mr x is a tall monster who chases leon and claire around in their routes but mr x is leons main monster in the game (claire has a different one). he chases leon around, literally never stops looking at him as he chases him, gets hit by an entire fucking car which then explodes BUT THEN chases him down into the sewers and into a secret underground lab just to get to him like a fucking bloodhound who, once he has the scent, will never stop chasing him

(you can see why this made me kind of insane)

just. AGHHH. the tyrants in this series get treated so dirty. i desperately want capcom to give us some sort of tyrant that can actually fucking like.... go against orders and brainwashing or whatever and actually have emotions and thoughts!!!!!!!!!! but capcom would never do anything with it cause its a rough and tough action series and people arent here to see tyrants have some sort of thought process beyond punching and killing and people only want to shoot guns at them instead of thinking about the possibilities of a tyrant that goes against its programming.

i so desperately want an au where mr x got the transmitter shot off of the side of his head (and while capcom never mentioned this ever many re2 fans have since decided that it is what feeds info/orders to him. i flip flop between thinking that it either is near controlling him and prevents free will and thought or that its just giving him orders and that hes just burying/hiding/not showing free will and thought in fear of being killed. either that or someone at umbrella is “piloting” him but also the whole point of tyrants is that theyre supposed to be smart enough to think for themselves somewhat so... eh). GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive explained a bunch of this stuff in my other ask about it but just...... xleon means so much to me when it should not and will never be actually canon

anyways please play re2 remake at least, you dont have to know everything about re1 to like it, just go into it knowing that a few months ago in the mountains outside raccoon city claires brother chris and a few members on his team went to a mansion where they discovered umbrella doing shady zombie shit there. re2 remake was hyped up for years for a reason and it is really good, even if its short (altho i do appreciate short games in this day and age cause not every game needs to be like 60 plus hours long). 

maybe one day when its not late and i can actually think i will explain all this better but todays not that day <3

(EDIT: ALSO RE DAMNATION TYRANTS ARE 14 FEET TALL. AND CHASE AROUND LEON AND ACTUALLY FUCKING RUN. FUN FACT! anyways while i do think jd in that movie and leon should kiss i also want leon and a tyrant from that movie to kiss. bye)

[esterexpsito]

val listening to eso es amor so much to the point everyone in her house is sick of it just because juls told her she loved it and was dancing to it while val watched her Like That is absolutely one of the gayest things ive ever witnessed

[hyunllx]

the lodge tho. wdyt of the show? ive seen all of the first season and the first 2 eps of the second season. some thoughts i had: 1) do tweens/teens like love triangles? because they were hinting at one from the first episode! like can we get to know the characters first or nah disney? 2) danielle is an aggravating character. 3) kaylee is my fav

I haven’t gotten to see any of the second season so this is entirely based on the first season.

Overall, I really like the show. It’s not the most well acted show ever, but it’s Disney Channel and I like soap operas anyway so I’m not picky lmao. There are some parts of the show that are extremely cringey (Sean “falling” down 2 steps and hurting his ankle comes to mind) but they’re so bad that they’re…funny? If that makes sense?

Here are some of my thoughts:

1) No one likes vanilla love triangles. I know a lot of people don’t, but I personally love triangles that add something new and surprising, but these ones did not lmao. They have a REALLY COOL plot with this treasure map and I don’t understand why they’re smothering it with these stereotypical tropes.

2) HIGHKEY I want Skye, Sean, and Ben to be a throuple. It would solve all of the problems in my life. Disney just needs to make everyone poly.

3) STOP REUSING SONGS. THE IMPACT OF A REPRISE GOES AWAY WHEN EVERY SONG IS A REPRISE.

4) I also hate Danielle but she’s lowkey so savage?? Also her ‘scorned-woman’ versions of the songs go so hard so i can’t be mad at her. We were watching D1 last night and I kept calling Audrey Danielle because they’re literally the same character oops.

5) As much as I love Thomas’ acting as Sean, Kaylee is highkey the best character. My daughter, I’m so proud of her.

6) Tell It Like It Is with Sean and Ben in the woods is the gayest thing I’ve witnessed on the Disney channel.

7) Skye should not be the one in charge of the Lodge’s finances lmao. The whole plot is to keep it from being torn down…. and her solution is to throw an extremely expensive concert… alright…

8) As much as I want her to choose both, I feel like Skye HAS to pick Sean or else the triangle was pointless, right? (dont tell me what happens yet).

9) Seriously someone send this to Disney Channel

tl,dr; I love the show but it would be 100x better if everyone was Poly