#like that boy knew johnny was doomed the moment he didn't know what a plié was

[hoperays-song]

Ryan and Johnny’s First Conversation

Ryan, upon first meeting Johnny: Wait, wait, wait. You’ve never never danced before? And now you’re a main performer in a Redshore show starting in two weeks? ...Please tell me you’re joking.

Johnny, shaking his head: I'm told that I look like a marionette in a windstorm. A broken marionette in a windstorm.

Ryan, suddenly very concerned about his employment: Okay then... this is... gonna be interesting all right.

Johnny, looking even more worried: ...I’m fucked aren’t I?

Ryan, trying to not scare the living daylights out of him: I mean, I’ve been dancing since I was five and everyone else started around the same time too soooo, the odds definitely aren’t in your favor here. But it’s not impossi-

Johnny, horrified: I’m going to die, aren’t I? Wait, don’t answer that, I know I’m going to die. No doubt. Within a week.

Ryan, trying to comfort him: I’ll help any way I can, I promise. 

Johnny, regretting his life decisions: I should have just stayed in bed.