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golgibodyodyody · 1 year ago

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Watched the Robert Patterson Batman movie tonight and it was pretty funny.

My favourite parts:

- my mom: “I’ve never seen this guy before. Who is he?”

Me: “Robert Patterson. You know, the one from twilight.”

Her: “ohh, right. I was asleep for most of that”

My mom proceeded to spend the majority of this film asleep as well. Probably even more so than twilight. I guess Robert Patterson just has that effect on her. (that is a joke. My mom sleeps through like 90% movies regardless of cast. Especially action movies. Maybe she is just soothed by violence.)

- Selena ❤️❤️❤️😳😳😳🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰🫣🫣🫣

- I love how Batman is just some guy in a weird costume who shows up places. He’s just so ridiculous in a realistic setting and I love how bewildered everyone is by his appearance like “who are you and wtf are you wearing you look ridiculous”

- Selena being like “you must be rich 🙄🙄” to Batman and Batman being like “uhh what makes you say that O_O;;”

- also every time Selena was shit talking Bruce Wayne to Batman. Very funny

- when Batman and the riddler were face timing and you could see Batman in the little fucking window at the top of the phone screen. It was just so funny I couldn’t stop laughing through that entire scene it was just so goofy looking

- the penguin car chase

- when the penguin got tied up at his feet so he could only shuffle like a penguin

- actually the penguin in general was pretty funny. Loved his accent. Loved all of the accents in this movie tbh. I love accents

- also my brain is so poisoned by memes that every time the “there’s something in the way” song came on all I could think of was “there’s something in my ass. MmmmMmmMmmMm” but I feel like it added more than detracted from the experience

Solid 4/5 movie

#I don’t really have any frame of reference for this movie in terms of Batman movies bc this is the first Batman movie I’ve ever seen #in terms of being a movie movie though I thought it was pretty awesome #explosions. fighting. death. corruption. pretty lady w cats and a thrust for vengeance (wink wink). what more could you want #the only thing it was missing was homoeroticism #the internet led me to believe it was way gayer than it actually was smh #like sure. the riddler was obv all over bruceman but bruce was just kinda. doing his own thing?#also I was kinda expecting it to be revealed that the riddler was the son of the reporter guy who got whacked #bc yknow. the whole ‘the sins of the father’ thing the film had going on w Bruce and Selena #but that would’ve been too on the nose. I like that they didn’t do that bc I like riddler just being some guy screwed over by the system #vesicle

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