#like sir if you don't go back to whoever's couch you're crashing on atm and leave me alone.. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

thesmokinpossum · 2 months

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Child, not some random ass man following me all the way home from the laundromat, staring at me unlocking the front door like some sort of Michael Myers with worst hygiene, telling me that he wants to come in with me and then trying to get my phone number after I bluntly refuse, men really have nothing but the audacity

#like sir if you don't go back to whoever's couch you're crashing on atm and leave me alone..#like maybe try to find a shower you can use before you try getting anyone's phone number smfh #also i look like shit today but i'm wearing my short shorts and that combo always attract the dustiest crustiest bums fr #i need to buy longer shorts because this is not worth it lmao #btw one of my only male mutual who i quite liked unfollowed and potentially blocked me yesterday #right after i posted about how people who believe that misandry is a real problem are dumb #so in honor of that i'll be even meaner to men and that's his fault idgaf #anyway i'm still on break from tumblr but i had to share this interaction with y'all because the audacity! truly unbelievable

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