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starkwlkr · 7 months ago

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love potion no. 9 | sebastian vettel

teenage!sebastian vettel

summerween series

Sebastian Vettel was a flop with the chicks. Every girl he talked to would ignore him and walk away. What was wrong with him? Did he have something stuck in his teeth or was it his braces?

He didn’t let it get to his head until he met Y/n L/n. She was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Everything about her was perfect. A girl like Y/n could never be seen with a nerd like me, thought Sebastian. She was the prom queen, everyone liked her, she had the best grades and she was most likely going to Yale or Harvard.

And what did Sebastian have? The reputation of being the school’s biggest nerd. How could he ever be with the most popular girl in school?

It all started when a Halloween dance was announced at school. Everyone was excited for it especially since they could wear costumes. Most couples were already thinking about their couples costumes. Sebastian had nothing in mind. He could go as Beetlejuice or maybe Peter Parker (not Spider-Man, everyone dressed up as Spider-Man). His thoughts were interrupted when his dream girl sat across from him at the table. It was study hall and he spent it in the library along with several other students.

“Hi.” Y/n L/n said to him. “Sorry I didn’t ask, but is it okay if I study here? I can move if you want me to.”

“No!” Sebastian said rather loudly. “Um . . I mean you can stay. No one is sitting there.”

Y/n smiled at him then proceeded to sit across from him. She took out her books and notebook and began to study. Sebastian didn’t get much studying done. He kept glancing at her, wondering if maybe he could start a conversation with her. By the time he actually built up the courage to say something, the bell had rung signaling the end of study hall. Y/n was already gone.

“Stupid.” Sebastian whispered to himself.

The days leading up to Halloween dance were pure hell for Sebastian. He heard many rumors that Jason, the most popular boy in school, was going to ask Y/n to the dance. That couldn’t happen, no! Sebastian needed to take you to the dance. Since it was a costume required dance, he needed the best costume to impress you so he looked through his old yearbooks and pulled up the class pictures from grade school. He found her name and read over her likes and dislikes, hobbies, and what she wished to be when she grew up. Every kid had a page like that, some kids changed, no longer liking Barbie or toy cars, but Sebastian never did. He still liked comics, cars, old movies.

You never changed either.

Likes: Star Wars, the color pink, almond M&M’s

That’s it! Star Wars was his answer. It was pretty obvious that Y/n would chose to go as Princess Leia so Sebastian bought pieces of clothing to resemble Han Solo. He hoped that she would be impressed.

The day of the dance finally came and Sebastian was nervous. All around him people were dressed as witches, pirates, devils and angels and what was he dressed as? The captain of the millennium falcon.

He stood around hoping to spot Y/n, but there was no sign of her. Maybe she stayed home . . . This was a stupid idea anyway. Sebastian was defeated so he walked to the gym door and was about to leave when he bumped into Y/n in her costume.

“Holy shit! Han Solo!” She gasped when she saw Sebastian in costume.

“Princess Leia . . .” He cracked a smile. Y/n was dressed in Leila’s outfit from The Empire Strikes Back. “Hi.” He shyly said.

“Hi, Seb! I didn’t know you liked Star Wars? I love it! My brothers don’t so I really have no one to talk to about it, but maybe you and I could—”

“Y/n!” A friend of hers ran up to Sebastian and Y/n. “What are you wearing? We agreed to be cats!” She gestured to the fake drawn on whiskers and cat ear headband. “You look . . ”

“Pretty. She looks pretty.” Sebastian cut in. He really didn’t know where he got the confidence to speak up, but he was glad he did.

“Sure,” her friend rolled her eyes. “I don’t think Jason would like a prude for a girlfriend.”

“Well I’m not here with Jason.” Y/n stated. She then grabbed Sebastian’s hand and pulled him away from her friend. “You can have him!” She and Sebastian ran down the hall to god knows where. Sebastian didn’t really care in the moment. He could believe he was holding hands with her, especially dressed as Han Solo and Princess Leia.

Y/n and Sebastian ended up in the art room where they were laying on the rug staring at the painted ceiling.

“And don’t even get me started on all my ‘friends’! One of them called my dad hot! It was so uncomfortable so I stopped inviting them to my house.” Y/n revealed. She laughed it off knowing she was never going back to her friends.

“Oh god.” Sebastian chuckled. “I didn’t realize you knew my name.” He changed the topic.

“I’ve always known. We’ve been in each other’s classes since grade school!” Y/n pointed out. “You’re a really cool person, Seb, and I really like being with you.”

“You’re the only person who calls me Seb, you know. I like it.”

Y/n giggled. “Did you drink some of the punch?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Amber Marsh spiked the punch.”

So that’s where the confidence came from. Thank you Amber Marsh I guess, thought Sebastian. He couldn’t remember how many times he had gotten punch.

“Y/n?”

“Yeah?” The boy and girl continued looking at the painted stars on the ceiling.

“I like you.” He admitted.

“I know.”

That was the closest they got to their Han and Leia moment until a year later when Sebastian finally said ‘I love you’ to Y/n. She replied with the classic ‘I know’ line that made Sebastian’s nerdy teenage heart melt.

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@yannew @annieoncrack @stinkyjax

#formula 1 #f1 x reader #formula 1 imagine #f1 imagine #f1 x you #sebastian vettel fluff #sebastian vettel x reader #sv5 fanfic #sebastian vettel one shot #sebastian vettel imagine #sebastian vettel fanfic #sebastian vettel fanfiction #sv5 #sv5 x reader #sv5 imagine #summerween series

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agendabymooner · 1 year ago

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she's everything... and he's just mick ! mick s. x ofc (filipino!nanny!ofc)

summary: in the first race of the season, the vettels made their appearance as a family of three (or four) as kimi vettel debuts as the newest vettel of the grid and a mick schumacher fan. OR let me introduce barbara elisandra 'barbie' blanco - the woman that the vettel couple fostered for years who now takes care of the two year old boy alongside kimi's uncle mick.

content warning: smau + article. quality kimi vettel (oc) content, some hater getting ratio'd, lewis is a retired king (yes king get that rest), everyone loving kimi, barbie and mick = barbie and ken, three racing team admins fighting on the comment section, drivers also fighting in the comment section (ate = term of endearment)

note: i told y'all i'm gonna continue on with the kimi vettel/crazy rich wife saga 😭 and to all of the users who made my favourite f1 fics— i see you 👀 i’m here and i’m lurking and i’m enjoying

masterlist

barblanco posted a story !!!

tagged mickschumacher, belongvettel

liked by barblanco, georgerussell63, lewishamilton

mercedesamgf1 to answer your question: YES, we got our new mercedes ambassador not one- but TWO mercedes cars. uncle mackie said to get him one, but uncle toto said make it double✌️

lewishamilton those are some nice whip, kimi! you don't mind if you take them for a spin with roscoe, do you? 🐶🥶 liked by mercedesamgf1

mercedesamgf1 kimi has a lot of furry friends, but the vettels said there's always room for one more!

user1 as we said: BEST VETTEL IN THE GRID

user2 mickschumacher is slowly transforming kimi vettel into a mini mick schumacher and i am here to sit and admire 🥰

mercedesamgf1 like father, like son 🤗

georgerussell63 still upset he wouldn't let go of mick 🙂 liked by mercedesamgf1

mercedesamgf1 there's always a next time george!

mickschumacher look at my boy!!! ❤️🤍 liked by mercedesamgf1

belongvettel we started seeing double when he wore that race suit 😅 thank you so much for your warm welcome! kimi definitely loved being around you all and we're looking forward to attend a couple more rounds! 😍 liked by mercedesamgf1

mercedesamgf1 anything for our newest favourite vettel!!!

tagged belongvettel, scuderiaferrari, mercedesamgf1

liked by barblanco, mickschumacher, landonorris

user1 how many outfit changes did he have to go through this week what 😭😭

user2 i think some photos were taken in different days 🤔

user3 bel's nightmare is seeing him in a race suit and a powered car 😂 makes me wonder how it went for the first few days

user4 i'm looking forward to seeing the vettels' gridwalk interview!!

f1 us too! 🥰

scuderiaferrari his name is KIMI and VETTEL for a reason f1

redbullracing ur so silly 🤪

mercedesamgf1 no you two are 🤣 scuderiaferrari redbullracing

user5 why are these teams fighting in the comment section?

landonorris he'd look nice on a papaya suit tbh

mickschumacher nah uh

georgerussell63 absolutely not.

maxverstappen1 look at him! can't wait to have a rbr sebastian 2.0 in the grid

mickschumacher ❌ wrong try again ❌

carlossainzjr false news max ❌

landonorris you couldn't be any more wrong lad ❌

charles_leclerc i disagree verstappen ❌

alex_albon belongvettel which team do you think kimi would compete for?

belongvettel none of them because seb won't take him racing on such dangerous places 🙂

mickschumacher boooooo that's not mercedes 👎

tagged belongvettel, barblanco, ginaschumacher

liked by landonorris, georgerussell63, estebanocon

ginaschumacher i actually came to see barbie and kimi but maybe mom went to see you? 😺

mickschumacher 😑

estebanocon its getting so obvious mick 😭

user1 what is getting obvious??? estie???

landonorris s-tier simping tbh 🙃

user2 y'all telling me mick is simping for kimi's nanny? 😏

user3 seb's about to act up frfr 😉

belongvettel my two boys!!! liked by mickschumacher

user4 HER TWO BOYS??? MICK REALLY IS A VETTEL 😍

barblanco you did sooooo good getting those points, mick! (i'm only learning about f1 please don't be mad) ❤️👏 liked by mickschumacher

mickschumacher thank you, liebe! i'm sure seb and i will be able to teach you more about it!

user5 no because it really is obvious 😺

user6 reading the fast lane daily article, i agree that she lives up to her name barbie bc she really can do anything 😻 i dont blame u for liking her liked by mickschumacher

user7 "liked by mickschumacher" LMAO OBVIOUS MUCH?! this man is giving "wahpsssshhh" energy fr

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musette22 · 2 years ago

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Hi Minnie! I hope you're well! ❤️ Any guesses on whether we'll see Seb at the 2023 Met Gala? What would be your dream outfit to see him dressed in?✨

Hi lovely!! I'm doing okay, had a pretty Monday-y Monday, but it's done now! How are you doing? 🥰

Ooff, I'd obviously LOVE it if Seb showed up at the Met Gala again, but I feel like he probably won't? Last year it was more or less part of his awards campaign, and we also knew he was going then because he'd been hanging out with fashion people and his stylist was dropping hints and such, and there's been nothing like that this year. And he's also been keeping a low profile lately, so I'd be surprised if he went tonight. HOWEVER, I would love to be proven wrong, obviously 😍

As for what I'd love to see him dressed in... The insanely talented @petite-madame posted this INCREDIBLE artwork of a possible Met Gala outfit for Sebastian last year, and lord, I cannot tell you how much I'd love to see him dressed in something like this 😍 Absolutely resplendent! ✨ Other than that, I'd be very happy to see him in something leather, maybe with a collar of some kind 👀 You know, leaning into certain preferences of his. Just thinking out loud here! What about you, what would you like to see him in?

ALSO, @cable-knit-sweater just showed me this (from this article) which is pretty incredible 😂 Our little barbie boy between all the B&W outfits!! 💖

#I don't really understand this list but hey #I'm sure they know what they're talking about lmao #sebastian stan #met gala #minnie answers

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narcissasdaffodil · 5 years ago

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Rules: Bold the statements that apply to you. Tagged by @ariendiel @mrsrennellx @thebobbyfish and @venueska thank you so much for the tag! These are super fun and useful for someone who’s really bored recently x

I’ll tag, @aylamwrites @blaisemarechal @bobbyspeach @bobbyboops @ravena-dottir @king-seb (sorry if you’ve already done this x)

#personal #tag game

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mrsgaryrennell · 5 years ago

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Statements Tag 🏷

Thanks to the amazing @mrsrennellx 🥺💛💛💛 you’re amazing girl, thank you again

Rules: Bold the statements that apply to you.

I’m having a feeling everyone got tagged already lol let’s see, I’ll have @king-seb, @honey-girlie, and @therealityofthematteris (I’m sorry if you guys already did this lol)

#not litg #although it kinda is because the community is alive and that makes me soft haha #you guys are amazing ♥️

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alo-piss-trancy · 5 years ago

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What would be some Grell omorashi headcanons?

Quick Note: I tend to use she/her for Gr/ell and hc her as a tra/ns wo/man, but I also understand between canon sources, non-canon char interviews, author intentions, dif cultural views, The time period the canon takes place in vs. The year the media was published vs. Our current time now changing views/terms, it's ALL a giant clustertruck question mark blob. So feel free to hc Gre/ll differently, be that a very feminine ga/y man or b/i or nonb/inary or whatever, I genuinely don't mind how anyone hcs characters and fan content does not affect my enjoyment of canon in any way. I'm never gonna pick fights and claim somebody's playing with their imaginary Barbie wrong lmao, kindergarteners know better than that

Now to the actual ask:

ANON I LOVE YOU!!! Gr/ell is one of my fav chars EVER but I never get to talk about her hhhhh ❤❤❤

I've had 8 dang years to think about this so enjoy a varied selection 😼 I'm sorry in advance bc half of these are very lemony oops

General:

* Reapers have stronger bladders than humans (in terms of capacity/general strength), but they're still much weaker than a demon's (goes for all bodily functions tbh. Demons don't really have any, the only reason they would need to go is if they chose to partake in occasional food/drink, and could easily hold it for weeks or even months at a time). A reaper can probably hang in there with a full bladder for a day or two if very determined, less if they've had any strong diuretics/alcohol (I imagine the humans' stuff is p weak tho and barely gets them buzzed).

* Gr/ell's bladder is stronger than a newbie like Ro/nald's, but weaker than someone like W/ill's. Mostly bc she's frequently drinking unhealthy stuff and has no problem up and ditching to pee as soon as she's tired of waiting.

* Not bladdershy in the slightest, and not dysp/horic either. (While she wants a womb/too look more womanly, she also seems fairly content with her body and even takes pride in it in several scenes.) The only time I could see her getting nervous/locking up is if she had a really bad day or felt extra self-conscious, and it wouldn't be a very severe condition.

* She doesn't like going in weird/gross places because she is a Beautiful Lady With Standards, thank you very much. If she has absolutely no choice she'll suck it up and pee in an alley like the commoner humans, but she will complain about it for the next few years at every opportunity.

* That being said she's also a huge hypocrite, and if the situation was reversed would immediately snap at someone like W/ill or Ro/nald to just go in the alley already instead of failing to hide their desperation on the job. You bunch of damn babies, grow a pair.

* If she needs to be serious/doesn't want ppl to know, she can hide desperation fairly well (a little clumsy/flushed and sweaty, but that could be mistaken as her normal goofy behavior), masking how bad it really is until she's a minute from wetting herself.

* If she doesn't care and wants to complain though, she's obvious af. Whines and gripes the whole time, full-blown potty dance to garner sympathy, legs crossed and bouncing, everything. By the time she gets to the suspiciously e/rotic moans ppl usually hurry to find her a bathroom/yell at her to leave lol

* There have definitely been times when Gre/ll used going to the bathroom as an excuse to ditch work for a LONG time or took many frequent smaller breaks to do her nails/read magazines/flirt with Seb, etc. Needless to say, this backfires terribly the one time she actually does have to go because W/illiam definitely isn't putting up with her bs no matter how much she begs or squirms. He's even madder at her when he realizes he'll have to clean the floor. If she wasn't so mad/embarrassed herself, she'd have taken joy in his karma and gladly told him to suck her d/ick.

* That's def not the first time W/ill's seen her desperate or piss herself. As young stud reapers in training I guarantee G/rell got shitfaced at company parties on more than one occasion (or just went out drinking the night before work on a weekday lol). Frequently showed up for field work having to pee every other hour and driving him nuts c':

* She and Ma/dame Red definitely fooled around a couple of times (she's the only woman Gr/ell's ever been attracted to) . Maybe Gr/ell already had the kink and brought it up, or maybe Red saw Gr/ell squirming and asked (insisted) she let her watch until she lost control, but either way things got dirty real quick lmao. Red slapped a demon's ass in the same room as her nephew, she's dom AF (and inappropriate lmao). G/rell's a giant masochist/sadist combo. Do the math 👀👌💯

* I personally love the concept of her ending up desperate after inviting herself along and crashing one of C/iel and Seb/astian's missions and just being miserable the whole time trying to hide it. Because she def can't embarrass herself in front of B/assy, but even worse she will NOT prove she has to take a potty break before some human kid. Naturally, C/iel being the complete brat and posessive bitch he is, immediately picks up on her predicament and torments her the whole time/makes a fool of her without letting Seb know the real issue. She can't lay a finger on him because she'd be Dead and she can't whine for B/assy to get him to stop bc that would mean explaining her problem so it just keeps escalating in comedic fashion. (This isn't even an omo hc really sorry lol, I just love any plot with those two bickering like petty babies as rivals for Seb's attention, even better if Ci/el consistently pulls one over on her and is the more mature one. You killed my aunt and then tried to steal my butler, Get Rekt Bitch )

* In any aus where she isn't hooking up with Red or trying to get Seb, I ship her hard with Un/dertaker (they're my otp actually don't judge me). In those he's actually the one with a massive piss kink and she's weirded tf out at first, but I mean if ur bf already eats dog biscuits and sleeps in a coffin u can probs learn to live with it. She indulges him periodically and he spoils her rotten afterwards. (I actually had several fic ideas for those two back in the day. One day maybe I'll finally get around to it).

* No matter what she draws a hard line at drinking it. No thank you. Golden showers are a maybe but they better have some gr8 shampoo to scrub her luxurious hair with afterwards.

* Wetting herself in that too small choir outfit from s1 that basically made short shorts and a crop top? P l e a s e

Dom G/rell:

* Has totally tried to pin Seb down/trap him somewhere and use his increasing desperation as leverage to get what she wants since he's too proper to wet himself. It probably doesn't work bc he's crafty and also could just throw her across the room, but u know. Points for trying.

* When someone lets her dom them willingly she's an absolutely sadistic fiend. W/ill completely torment them until they're begging and broken, and they have to pleasure her first before she'll show any mercy and allow them to let go. That said, she's got an almost sweet tone to anything she says and is very affectionate the whole time. It's a dichotomy that leaves any subs an absolute wreck. Her absolute fav part is watching ppl squirm and start to leak, it's cute.

* She also likes doing the whole fake sympathy play, where everything nice she says makes it 20x worse for the sub. Poor babies ❤

* Making out so they can't say anything no matter how desperate they are, just writhing underneath her with their whimpers muffled in her mouth? Perfection.

* Slowly pressing her boot into someone's abdomen is her signature move.

Sub Gr/ell:

* Loves the whole humiliation aspect and being all squirmy and nervous in front of (S/EBASTIAN) people, struggling to hide her problems and act casual but knowing her face is flushed red.

* When it gets really bad she gets super whiny and submissive, whimpering and moaning and really playing up the vulnerable aspect. Look how pitiful she is, it would be oh so easy for them to have their way with her~ (and then she bats her eyelashes and they just glare ajdkgk stop fucking around G/rell this is a Serious Scene we talked about this before we started)

* Sometimes she does public holds or gets desperate before a mission/visit just so she can see how long she can get away with it before she has to cave/people get suspicious. It's k/inky, exh/ibitionist, and oh so delicious~

* Lives for (S/EBASTIAN) the dom to get mad and disappointed in her, verbally berating her for not being more composed and embarrassing them in public, manhandling her as she's dragged somewhere more secluded to get ahold of herself, being teased and poked and prodded all while they're sneering in her ear. She wants to feel like the dirtiest, most ashamed and nervous person alive for such a simple need, knowing it's going to come out eventually no matter how hard she tries to be Good, having to beg and plead with teary eyes only to be denied access to the bathroom and told to suck it up and hold it.

* She really liked her original disguise/persona from the Ma/dame Red Days for this exact reason. Could be as shy and stuttery as possible and really play it up, got bossed around/teased by everyone, it was great. Totally got desperate once or twice so 'he' could beg Seb/astian to use the manor bathroom and get pitied. If he 'tripped' and just so happened to lose control and start crying, well, that couldn't be helped...

#omocute #omorashi #fandomo #fictomo #bear gets a letter #kuro omo

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itssydneysweeney · 3 years ago

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[text]: I'm so glad you're getting some free time! press can be a lot and you've been on a roll lately! are you planning any holidays?

[text]: I'm going to go watch the trailer! but woah.. those photos. heart eyes for days, Syd! teach me how to be hot like you. you're literally on fire.

[text]: Cassie deserves all the love! she had a rough go last season. she needs some love and peace, really.

[text]: yeah! we've been living together for years now. we've been together for about five years and our son is turning two in December! but it feel so good to share their last name and know he's mine forever. I mean, we've always been forever but to have it all legal and official and shit? it's amazing. I don't really engage with the fans tho because his fans can be.. INTENSE, haha. but for the most part, they support our marriage. and if they didn't? well, I don't pay attention to that stuff anyway because I'm hardly ever on the internet, haha.

[text]: Axe will be your handsome date! no third wheel needed! haha ohhh Italy? that sounds amazing! how was it? we're settled in NYC now. it's nice to be back home here because we bought a new place here early this year but then we've been in LA most of the year for work. Seb's filming here now and I'm planning on having the baby here, the same hospital I had Axe with my usual doctor. and I'm going to have maternity leave here. I'm lucky it worked out I only really have production company stuff the rest of the year until I film Barbie early next year!

text: not yet, honestly. netflix haves me working to promote our new project so it may be a staycation for me.

text: i think they really nailed it with that look, didn't they? pshh as if you needed my advice! BUT halloween is approaching and I can definately tell the costume staff at Netflix to make you a similar outfit.

text: she really does, like what else can happen to her? now it's the season for some peace, the girl really deserves it.

text: five years?! wow that is a lifetime. and im sure the diamond ring doesn't hurt either, does it? like how "intense" are we talking about here? well you do good, i've had a rough time with haters a little while back so i totally understand you.

text: oh, i've got the cutest date! it was marvelous, like taken from a romantic comedy. i sailed in yatchs, got to sun tan... enjoyed some fashions shows... i was living the life, actually. oh what is he filming now? i should definately clean my agenda and pay you a visit. when it's the baby due? Barbie as in Mattel Barbie? like you are going to play a live action of Barbie?

#( sydney sweeney ) / * texts .#margotr

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satqnist · 5 years ago

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youre gonna get to know me whether you like it or not so im answering these

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? fucking coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? chocolate bars!

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? im a slut for cotton candy

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? sassy, loud, annoying, talkative

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? mmmmm glass

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? is this asking me what i wear? im tomboy but spiritually im goth

7. earbuds or headphones? earbuds fuck headphones

8. movies or tv shows? tv shows, my attention span is short

9. favorite smell in the summer? P E T R I C H O R

10. game you were best at in p.e.? ditching class

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? i dont eat breakfast but pancakes are the shit

12. name of your favorite playlist? i love you most

13. lanyard or key ring? key ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? lollipops!!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? i hated all of them

16. most comfortable position to sit in? on the counter baby!!!!

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? my slip on vans

18. ideal weather? cloudy/thunderstorms

19. sleeping position? curled up/spread out on side

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? on my laptop, typing is so therapeutic

21. obsession from childhood? i loved hello kitty sm

22. role model? matty healy. shit role model but amazing person LOL

23. strange habits? ill sit still for a little and then just like jump its SO WEIRD

24. favorite crystal? OOOO uhhhh call me basic but rose quartz

25. first song you remember hearing? you belong with me - taylor swift

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? swim!

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? take a walk

28. five songs to describe you? give yourself a try - the 1975

anathema - twenty one pilots

rockin around the christmas tree - brenda lee

in my head - ariana grande

somebody else - the 1975

29. best way to bond with you? be nice and make dark jokes

30. places that you find sacred? yosemite

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? black crop top, dark jeans, leather jacket, combat boots

32. top five favorite vines? 4 female ghostbusters? the feminists are taking over! | jared, 19 | fuck your chicken strips! | long story short i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass | morning coffee, baby

33. most used phrase in your phone? im luv u

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? 1-800-KARS FOR KIDS

35. average time you fall asleep? 12-2 am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? fucking nyan cat

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase wtf who uses a duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea? lemonadeeee

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? lemon cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? suspected pedo choir teacher

41. last person you texted? ‘horny for healy’ group chat

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? back pants pocket

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap? wtf idk like flowers

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? i love mcu so superhero

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? i wear a school tshirt and booty shorts

47. favorite type of cheese? extra sharp cheddar

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? watermelon

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “fuck that get money” - the 1975 matty healy

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? literally anything alyssa says

51. current stresses? summer assignment

52. favorite font? comic sans

53. what is the current state of your hands? one hand is moist and the other is dry

54. what did you learn from your first job? im fucking unemployed

55. favorite fairy tale? rapunzel

56. favorite tradition? cheese n crackers by the christmas tree with my dad

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? tw//

suicide, self harm, alcohol

58. four talents you’re proud of having? piano and idk anything else LOL

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? hoes mad

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? one where i kill people

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? i dont fucking know

62. seven characters you relate to? i dont fucking know

63. five songs that would play in your club? sex - the 1975

girls - the 1975

give yourself a try - the 1975

truth hurts - lizzo

deepthroat - cupcaKke

64. favorite website from your childhood? girlsgogames

65. any permanent scars? haha

66. favorite flower(s)? sunflowers, violets, orchids, lilies

67. good luck charms? crossing my fingers

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? fucking grape

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? you fucking tell me

70. left or right handed? righty

71. least favorite pattern? polka dots

72. worst subject? math FUCK MATH

73. favorite weird flavor combo? chocolate and bacon

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? like 4

75. when did you lose your first tooth? age 6

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? baked potatoes omg

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? sunflowers

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? my grocery store has a sushi bar that shit good

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? good lord neither

80. earth tones or jewel tones? jewel tones ftw

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? fireflies!!

82. pc or console? console gang UNLESS its the sims 4

83. writing or drawing? writing

84. podcasts or talk radio? i dont care

84. barbie or polly pocket? barbies gang

85. fairy tales or mythology? mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes? both mmmm

87. your greatest fear? n e e d l e s

88. your greatest wish? 11:11 marry lily

89. who would you put before everyone else? lily or seb

90. luckiest mistake? being born

91. boxes or bags? boxes

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? fairy lights

93. nicknames? if u call me a nickname i will cut your achilles

94. favorite season? fall/winter

95. favorite app on your phone? twitter

96. desktop background? its an apple default of mt fuji

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? idk like 6

98. favorite historical era? renaissance ayyyy

#ask me #answers #get to know me

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