#like personally it is very unattractive to me when a guy has a massive ego
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i have this theorem
#brown guy theorem but i really specifically mean indian guys bc literally … can’t throw all the brown guys under the bus this time#indian guy theorem: when guy is hot and knows he’s hot .. he gains a massive ego and is a fucking narcissist#yeah that’s about it#like personally it is very unattractive to me when a guy has a massive ego#and luckily!😃😃 for me!!! 😁 majority if not all indian guys have massive egos.#not saying i’m only into indian guys but like … i feel like it’s safe to assume that indian guys would be interested in me#idek if that makes sense 😭 like i get worried when i attempt to talk to a non-brown guy bc i’m like#what if he’s not into indian girls 😀 bc i have gotten that#multiple times in fact#but then again the actual indian guys are generally shit and my friend was like#why don’t u stop going for brown guys#like that’s not a current option bc what if he goes like ‘i don’t date ur race’#which i feel like is racist but i suppose it’s not but yeah it actually probably is#is that racist? feels racist. i wouldn’t reject a guy bc of his race why would he reject me right ??#i think i’m gonna end up getting my marriage arranged#bc this all makes me so sick#this escalated#anyway bye
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Attacked Prince!Haechan AU
“hEllo heLLO may I request for a prince!donghyuck au?? HAHAHA” -@donghyuckstudies
I am so sorry it took so long but it’s finally done
Warnings: Death of Villains, Blood, Violence
Member: Donghyuck/Haechan
Type: Angst/Fluff
Plot: Your a princess with a fighting side, so when your at a party in Donghyuck’s castle and are under attack Donghyuck is very impressed with your ability to defend yourself.
Donghyuck was a unique prince. Who are we kidding he was a savage, roasting kid who would sass any gold seeking princess within a hundred mile radius. He couldn't stand the princesses that would bat their eyelashes at him and compliment him for the sole purpose that he would become king someday. To make matters worse his parents keep setting up 'events' for princes to meet lovely princesses and fall madly in love, uggghhh. When events like this came around he just hang around with his crew at the corner of the room eating food and roasting each other and try to make his way through the waves of flirty princesses.
The best escape from this life was knight training, where him and the other 16 princes from nearby kingdoms trained with the best knights, to develop their skills in sword fighting, archery, knife combat and strategy. Each prince had different talents for example Kun, Jeno and Jaemin were all archers whilst Taeyong, Johnny, Jaehyun, Mark, Jisung, Yuta and Haechan himself were all particularly skilled in sword fighting.
At the big princess meeting events the kings and queens hosted the boys would sit around and talk about all the best strategies and who was best at what. Sometimes they would sneak out and just chill around the palace or practice their skills in the nighttime darkness.
He was excited to be a fair ruler of his kingdom and knew about all the responsibilities that the title of king would come with but he knew by the time he step up to the thrown he would be ready. The only part he was uninterested in was, of course finding himself a suitable wife.
You were probably the worst princess in the history of all the kingdoms. Instead of learning etiquette and the proper way of being royalty, you thought it would be better to learn how to defend your kingdom and people. Which maybe wasn't the best choice considering every prince took you as a joke, because 'haha girls can't fight, they're too weak' the amount of times you had heard that was enough to drive anyone insane but you were strong and knew you could beat any of those losers in a fight.
You had been invited to an 'event' to mingle with all the other royals which probably meant princes hitting on you left, right and centre but oh well you are well used to that by now.
The event was very classy and mature, it was set up in a huge ballroom with chandeliers scattered along the ceiling, a polished marble floor to slow dance on and pillars at each side of the massive space. The king and queen of this kingdom had arranged for all the royals to spend time at the event which was to end at midnight and then spend the night in the castle to be sent home to their own kingdoms the next morning. The thought of spending the entire night here was exhausting especially with the hundreds of stuck up princesses and big ego princes dotting around the ballroom.
After looking around at the bedazzled ballgowns the other girls were wearing you realised what you had on wasn't nearly as decorated, it was just a simple red dress with your hair up in a ponytail. No one would be able to tell but under your dress you wore black leather boots, the very same ones you use for fighting, even if you had to act like a pampered princess doesn't mean you had to dress like it completely.
You walked straight to the food table, ignoring every offer from smirking princes to dance with you, all you wanted was free food. The food table was decked out with huge pieces of meat, dessert delicately piped with cream and decorated with all sorts of fruits and a huge selection of juices because the king and queen were smart enough not to give alcohol to teenagers even if they were royal. From the looks of it no one has even touched the food, to busy flirting with each other probably. You grabbed a plate and started piling on the best of the best; roast chicken, beef, chips.
As you were on your second plate of food when trumpets sounded signalling that the king and queen were entering the hall with their son. As the three walked through the ballroom the crowd of teenagers split making a path then bowing and curtsying showing respect and thanks to their hosts. The introductions were short they introduced themselves and their son Donghyuck, then there was a 'thanks for coming enjoy the food, have a good time talking to your possible future wife or husband' and with that the king and queen left leaving their son behind.
He was cute you had to admit but so were half the boys here, which is why it's important to remember personality over looks. For all you knew this guy could be a jerk just like the others. He jumped off the stage and made his way through the crowd of princesses trying to seduce him into dancing towards the back corner where there was a group of equally cute boys laughed and joked.
After that the night dragged on. You hung around with a group of princesses and princes who had been deemed 'unattractive' by the rest of the 'cool kid' royals. They were friendly enough and soon they became the highlight of your evening, which had quickly been spoiled by a prince who had spotted your pretty face in between all the 'unattractive' royals, he had flirted with you every chance he had. By the end of the evening the same guy had convinced himself you had fallen madly in love with him. He would send winks at you every chance he got and at one point managed to drag you to the dance floor were he spun you around and made you bump into... Prince Donghyuck son of the king and queens themselves. You apologised and bowed with your face as red as a rose, he giggle at you and told you it was fine and to forget about it. Then he turned and walked towards his groups of friends in the back corner of the room again trying to make his way through the waves of flirty princesses. He looked back at you but swung his head round when he made eye contact, he might of blushed but you thought it was a trick of the light. You were left being judged in the middle of the floor, being embarrassed while the prince kept trying to get you to dance with him.
After what was one of the worst parties of your life it finally ended. Guards showed each of the royals to their designated rooms, whilst walking through the castle it dawned upon you just how massive in size this castle was. In the time it took you to reach your room you had past corridors full of rooms and you imagined that the floor below you would be full of kitchens, servants rooms and more things like that.
The room you were staying in was simple but beautiful for a guest room. There was a four-poster bed, a screen to dress behind and rich red bed sheets with gold and white stitching. there was also some furniture dotted around like a small coach and a table. Just a few seconds after you arrived a small maid about 15 came through the door, she was small but cute with pink lips and cute little dimpled cheeks but she looked really mad like she could rip someone. Her eyes were also slightly watery like she was holding back tears.
"Hello, Princess Y/N" she let out along sign then calmed down "I'm going to be your maid for your stay here, anything you need I will provide" she gave a forced smile then bowed.
You gave her a confused look then softened your expression "Are you okay? You seem... angry" you questioned walking over to stand in front of her looking down at her small figure.
"It's just... Boys!" she let out a frustrated sigh, running her hands through her hair. You were about to ask if she wanted to talk about it but were interrupted by a knock on the door. She motioned towards the door giving you a look asking if she should answer it, but before you could agree the door was swung open and the one person you had wanted to get away from tonight swaggered in with a rose in his hand.
"Y/N, you and me tomorrow morning, breakfast together and after you can watch me at knight training, I'll show you how manly I am" he winked then chucked the rose at you, walked towards the door yelling a "don't be late" as he slammed the door behind you.
You looked at your maid "Boys!" copying what she did before. She started to giggle showing a cute little eye smile. She was such a sweet girl, you both talked for awhile then she helped you get ready for bed.
The king and queen had left out a beautiful white silk night gown it had lacing decorating the bottom sitting on your dresser and a few things like a hairbrush and a jewellery box, which you filled with your earrings and crown before getting changed and jumping into bed with the help of your little maid friend.
The bed was softer than you thought it would be but that might just have been you thinking that because of the days tiring events. You were kept awake by the memory of you bumping into Prince Donghyuck, you had felt so stupid with everyone staring at you but the prince hadn't seemed to mind. The heat rose to your cheeks at the thought of how embarrassing the situation had been for you, that stupid ass prince sure didn't help with his constant flirting. You fell asleep to the comforting idea that the next day you would travel back to your own kingdom and leave this nightmare of a kingdom behind you.
BANG!CRASH!SMASH! You woke up from the dream you were having by the castle shaking. You threw the covers off and scrambled over to the window to see what was happening. You gasped at the sight of the castle defensive wall having a large part of it missing and fires dotted around the main courtyard. You saw what looked like barbarians climbing through the hole in the wall trying to get into the castle. You scrambled away from the window to find your boots. You found them next to the door and jogged to get them but were knocked for balance and tripped due to another shake rippling through the castle. You looked at your hands which were scraped and bloodied, nothing you couldn't handle. You got up once more and retrieved your boots lacing them up and stepping out into the corridor on the other side of your bedroom.
Your maid came sprinting round the corner along with a bunch of other maids, she looked like the youngest and smallest but she managed to keep up with the older girls, even if she did seem to be tiring faster than them. The other maids went into rooms along the corridor which you assumed housed more princesses. She skidded to a halt, just in front of you puffing and panting to get some air in her lungs before delivering the news.
"Your highness the castle is under attack" she sucked in another breathe before continuing "the princes will be assigned a princess each to protect and get safely out the castle, we have all to stay in our rooms until the prince's collect us" she finished with a frustrated sign escaping her lips. Her cheeks going a beautiful rose color from the running.
You debated whether or not to stay in your room and wait for yourself to be rescued or if you should put your years of training to good use. You definitely knew which one you preferred, fighting like you always thought you could was appealing and the triumphs of proving yourself to the people that thought this princess couldn't fight were looking brilliant, but you weren't cocky you knew you might run into a large group of barbarians that would be the end of you.
You didn't have much more time to ponder your opinions. A group of 5 barbarians clad in furs with axes and deadly hammers raised above their heads came running round the corner. They had spotted you and your maid, meaning you couldn't barricade and hide, your lonely option was to run as fast as you could and pray you could figure something out before they got to you.
That exactly what you did. You grabbed your maids hand and dragged her with you as you sprinted in your boots and night gown in the opposite direction as the dangerous men. You ran adrenaline fuelling your every move as you rounded corner after corner past decorative suits of armour trying to shake the men off, with no succession. Three of the men, however, seemed to lose interest in you and your maid leaving only two, a number you could handle. The next suit of armour you past you grabbed the sword and unsheathed it in one swift motion coming to a halt and turning to face your two challengers, you heard your maid gasp in shock but she didn't abandon you. Instead, to your complete shock, she jogged to a matching suit of armour and pulled out a sword identical to yourself jogging back to you clutching the sword which was obviously too heavy for her.
The two men stopped running and started laughing showing yellow, rotted teeth and purple gums "haha, look at the cute princess and her little maid". The other man stopped his laughing as well "are you two going to fight us? You can't be serious! We'll crush those pretty little necks of yours"
Your maid let out a small whimper. You smiled pleasantly at the two villains in front of you and acted before either could react. You swung the sword around catching one in the leg and making a big enough gash to leave him to bleed on the floor and kept the sword path going forwards and up to catch the other man in his jaw doing more damage than he had been prepared for. The man with the leg injury let out cries of pain and groans that echoed along the corridors and halls, alerting more barbarians to your presence.
The swords handle was rubbing at your already bloodied hands, from when you fell trying to get your boots, making them sting with pain. The blood from the two men had found its mark on your silk night gown stain splatters of blood over the bottom half of it. You turned to your maid and gesture for her to keep running. She dropped the sword that was obviously weighting her down and ran with you further into the castle.
Neither of you knew particularly what you should do. Once you reached a quieter part of the castle you both stopped to breathe you still clutching the sword. "Where is the nearest way out that would get us to safety?" You hopefully asked your maid hoping she knew the castle well enough to provide a decent answer. Her eyes which had been on the floor looked up to meet her yours, in her eyes you could see many different emotions like fear but behind that seemed to be something stronger. You weren't sure but it looked like anger. She opened her month to speak but was cut off by a door beside you both opened.
You didn't need long to react, both hands gripping the sword handle you spun round and laid the point of the sword on the intruders neck. "Feisty, I like that!" You were making eye contact with the jerk of a prince that had flirted with you the entire night, as if your night couldn't have gotten any worse. You begrudgingly dropped your sword, he moved aside to let the other people through the door. More princes entered the room with swords, daggers or bows they were mostly about your age and two slightly younger and one about a year older. Then Prince Donghyuck entered he looked at you and his eyes widened and his cheeks turned red. You got super confused you thought he was looking at your clothes, the blood had started to dry which probably made you look insane. The other princes kept giggling which only confused you more.
Your maid looked panicked and awkward looking around the room you notice another boy looking just as awkward as she did. You remembered Bach to the 'Boys!' incident, was this prince the guy who had made her so angry before.
That thought was pushed out of your mind by a banging coming from a door up ahead. You all froze for a few seconds before you and your maid were being pushed behind the wall of eight princes, each pulling out their weapons to defend you both. You should have felt touched by their gesture but instead you wanted to defend yourself and not be rescued like the cliché princess.
The doors burst open, making everyone jump out of fright. A group of what looked like a dozen barbarians came through the doors holding horrific weapons which could definitely do some brutal damage. Two of boys, Jeno and Jaemin, put an arrow in their bows and as if in-sync loosed them sending the arrow forward and hitting two men. The oldest, the youngest and Donghyuck ran forward hitting two more men with their swords. The remaining two turned around to you both and start to get you out of that area of the castle. You thought it would be best to stay out of the danger, but that opinion was thrown out the window when you saw Donghyuck being overpowered by not one, not two but three barbarians. They were swinging axes and clubs ferociously at him. You shoved your way past the two princes trying to help you and went at a run with your sword raised in to the fight. You ran past Jeno and Jaemin, one of which tried to grab you to stop you from fighting, but you ducked under their arms continuing on your war path. One of the barbarians saw you and swung a particularly nasty looking axe in your direction. The weight of the axe, however, slowed his speed giving you the opportunity to smack the hilt of your sword into his head. He fell back limply onto the cold stone floor. You took a look at the situation in front of you and acted taking a number of steps forward and plunging your sword through one of the barbarian's attacking Donghyuck rib cage, sending a stream of red down onto the floor along with a corpse.
The dozen barbarians had been reduced to three and the commotion you had caused turned all attention to you. You took the surprise to your advantage and turned your sword at angle and swinging it up and slicing a fatal gash along a barbarians chest. The eldest, Mark, took out his remaining man with a hit to the skull. An arrow shot past you ending the last mans life.
Donghyuck stepped towards you so he was only half a foot away "That was amazing, I've never seen anyone but Taeyong fight like that" he brushed a hair from your face and ran his thumb across your cheek. He started to lean in but the moment was ruined by your flirty prince coming from his hiding space, after doing nothing to help, and swing an arm around your shoulders. He smirked "lucky you had me to protect you, baby doll" he winked and you had to fight yourself from rolling your eyes.
"We should probably head to the thrown room, it's the most secure place in the castle" Donghyuck spat before taking your hand and pulling you out of Mr Flirts arm and dragging you over the pile of bodies to the door they had entered from. Your heart started to flutter in your chest and your cheeks growing a pink glow to them. You heard some of the others snicker behind you. Turned and gave your maid a panicked look silently asking her what to do, in response she walked past the two princes sharing a shy stare with one of them before jogging up to your side. She did a quick walk to keep up with the speed Donghyuck was pulling you along at.
You reached the thrown room without any hassle from the enemy forces. It was completely empty but looked untouched by the barbarians. You looked down at your hand which was still firmly held in Donghyuck's he didn't appear to have any intention of letting go anytime soon. Your annoying prince seemed to have got the message from the killer death stares Donghyuck was sending him.
"We should wait here a bit until it's safer to go out" he said before pulling you further into the room while doing so also bring you close to his side. Here you had a perfect look at his side profile from the moon light bounced off he magnificent features to the shape of his lips he was stunning. He saw you out of the corner of his eye staring at him, his cheeks flushed to match your own cheeks.
He let go of your hand and went over to the empty fire place to light it and get some heat in the large room. Your maid took his place, standing at your side "your cheeks have gone red" she stated fighting back giggle from escaping her lips. "Oh, shut it you" you said jokingly giving her a gentle nudge forward.
You all sat in the room for a few hours with no unwanted visitors bursting in, but the atmosphere was tense. Your maid for one kept throwing glances at the mystery prince her age. The situation between the two of them frustrated you because every time she stopped looking at him he would look at her, meaning they were missing the longing gazes they were sending at each other by seconds.
You all waited a bit longer then a royal guard came in and delivered the news that they had succeed in their battle and the castle had once again been reclaimed. Everyone let out a sigh of relief.
You looked down at yourself still covered in blood which had long since dried, you looked a mess. Your maid and you left heading back to your room to get a new night gown. You changed and got your hands bandaged up then your maid left. A few minutes later a knock sounded on the door. You got up from the coach you were sitting on and open the door to reveal Donghyuck. His eyes widened at seeing you with your hair nicely brushed, your skin cleaned of all the blood you had gotten on yourself and a beautiful white night dress, to him you looked like a goddess.
"I-I umm... I mean would you like to... accompany me to... knight training and show me how you fight?" He asked scratching the nape of his neck out of nervousness. "Uh, sure I guys if that's what you want" you replied almost just as awkward as he had been. There was a silence before until he said"God, your beautiful" sighing summoning a lot more courage than he had before. You blushed and looked at the ground. He hooked his fingers under you chin bring your face up to look into his eyes. His eyes then darted down to your lips and then back up to your eyes, you subconsciously did the same. The as if you both knew your lips were placed against each other's. It wasn't that long but it was sweet and you wouldn't have it any other way. "It's a date then" he said waggling his eyebrows at you playfully. "I never said that" you smirked at him. "Of course it is my dear Y/N, why wouldn't you want this" he winked at you. You pulled him down again by his shirt capturing his lips and breaking away before muttering "it's a date" barely loud enough for him to hear you, before you closed the door, leaving him in the corridor grinning from ear to ear. He probably gave him self a high-five as well because he's Donghyuck.
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