#like penguin kills himself to make people think batman did it so the killer robot that batman’s secret alter ego created tried to kill him | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

roseworth · 1 year ago

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that post about how quickly you get desensitized to comic bullshit is so real bc i just explained hal’s parallax arc to my sister and she was like “dc comics sound so insane like what is that” and i said NO this is hal jordan’s very serious emotional breakdown that just happened to involve flinging his body into a giant green lantern and becoming god then dying after he stops the sun from being extinguished

#i also explained the plot of the current batman run which. after saying it out loud i realized how insane it is #like penguin kills himself to make people think batman did it so the killer robot that batman’s secret alter ego created tried to kill him #but actually just sent him to another dimension where the joker was trying to become the joker so fucked up every other universe #just to send him back then be stranded before tim comes down from the heavens to save him #like what the hell is that

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