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lord-squiggletits · 2 years ago

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See I really like to imagine semi crack AUs where Pharma doesn’t get yeeted at Delphi (idk they imprison him on the LL or something) and somehow Pharma ends up meeting Optimus because like. Listen. Optimus is “I can fix him: the character” and it would be so fucking funny for Pharma to go crying to Optimus like “blease i’m not a bad Autobot :(((( I did war crimes because I was forced to!” and Optimus listens to this whole story about the DJD and turns to Ratchet and is like: “you told Pharma that he was dead to you? You were going to just let him fall off the edge? that’s not the Autobot way :(((( “ and the whole time Pharma is sobbing into Optimus’ chest periodically stopping to smirk at Ratchet from underneath Optimus’ window tits. This scenario is immensely fucking funny to me and I can’t stop thinking about it.

#i'm getting brainworms about this again oops #squiggposting #like optimus forgave war crimes georg megatron so like he would absolutely sympathize with pharma #optimus has 'i can fix him' syndrome at the best of times dslkfjlsdf #but yeah it's just so funny to me esp since ratchet is friends with both pharma and ratchet you know????#so when optimus gives ratchet the Disappointed Stare ratchet is like hey now wait a minute #pharma using optimus as a rebound from ratchet to piss him off #the possibilities of this interaction are fucking endless lmao #but also pharma is my meow meow so i think it would be neat for him to be validated by mr i can fix him/no one is beyond saving #and on a serious note i can imagine optimus being disappointed in ratchet for how he treated pharma as his friend skdklfs #sorry. brain worms are speaking right now. anyways #pharma #g1 idw #ratchet is friends with both pharma and optimus*

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