#like omg for the escape train sequel im gonna have to learn

[mecharose]

trying to write a spicy™ scene like

[justahalfling]

Livetweeting time!!

Alright im watching Baahubali: the beginning, cause 1) my junior is begging me to watch it, apparently its AN ABSOLUTE CRIME that i havent watched it yet and 2) im gonna watch the sequel in theaters so just gonna catch myself up. just to give yall some context: its 11 30 ish now. just gonna make this one post to catalogue all my reactions lol

oooh i love maps esp fantasy maps! cool i see a meandering river which im presuming to be the cauvery

aw wow.. just frigging blown away by that holding up the baby scene

hmmmmmmmm rock climbing

oh my lord that place is fucking gorgeous its on my trip list now and hmm wonder what kind of rock is that (justgeographerthings)

lmao bahu pls come back to ur mum, shes gonna kick ur ass if you just take off like that, i know mine would

YAAASSS all my badass warrior girl in movie dreams have been fulfilled!! the actress is gorgeous but i wish she had darker skin

omg devasena fucking rekt kattapa lmao 

omg my badass bby got chosen awwwwwww 

omg wtf you fuckboy why would you paint her while shes sleeping

okay just EWWWWW what the fuck so she fucking trains all her life and some chump comes and takes off her clothes and forcefully puts makeup on her WHAT THE FUCK. i hate this part even though im like rly gay and its nice to look at her. what tf bahu i thought you were some cinnamon roll but youre a fucking asshole too apparently

and worse thing she has the same name as one of mains in my story!!! what the fuck i cant change it because theres like an important reason to it!!!

at this point im halfway through the movie and if you thought the cliche misogyny was gonna stop, prepare to be sorely disappointed, folks. the heroine had some semblance of agency in like the first few min she appeared but now shes back to the good ole stereotypes - gets captured, hero rescues her yada yada yada you know the drill.

im pretty sure bahu stole that idea from mulan...

oooh impromptu sledge ride nice

HOW. DID. THEY. ESCAPE. THAT. AVALANCHE. WITH A FRIGGING SLEDGE. WHAT THE FCK ARE INDIAN MOVIES.

okay i may not be the best at physics but ive studied gravity and sledges do not FLY. 

EWWWWWWWWWWWW. THEY UTTERED THE CLASSIC “YOURE MINE” LINE. DISGUSTING. like helping her is nice and all but not like that..

he stole her bracelet. wtf. dude stopit

and now hes stolen her mission. gr8

okay but the soundtrack in this movie is AMAZING. gosh darn

where did he get that horse from... did he steal it... man hes really gonna go on record for stealing all this shit

how do the guards not see some rando leaping from one fortress tower to another they r officially useless lmao

oooh skydiving

oooh nice graphics during that torn clothes morphing to armor part. might make a gif of that if time permits

wow golden statue.... such a classic tyrant this guy is...

and thats what happens with no workers rights, poor working conditions, low pay and no liveable minimum wage. learn right here, kids

wow he saved them from being crushed by the statue. big deal. this is like the time i saved my dad from sitting on a few binding clips

wow a true working class hero

lmao fucking get rekt  Pallvalathevan/ Bhallaladeva depending on which version youre watching. im watching the tamil one so ill go w the first one

and now we’re back to the waterfalls and... bahu dear has been gone 15 days!!! if that tyrant captures you your mum will definitely topple his reign herself.... just so she can kill you lmao 

is this what they meant of chariots of fire lmao... look at it... you ruined a perfectly good chariot was what it is

HOLY FUCK SIVAGAMI IS AWESOME I LOVE HER SHES OFFICIALLY MY FAV CHARACTER OKAY,,,

wow so i guess this is the old school strip club...

okay wow lots of gore here and that cloth lit on fire thing was actually kinda smart and resourceful of him

okay wow its 2 40 am now

i gotta sleep, bye dudes. think ill post something more legible tmr

ps.

when you enter why in a google search, first thing that comes up...