#like oh one type of bear you look big ajd make a lotta noise and another type i think u play desd
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the whole "would you rather be alone with a man or a bear in the woods" thing is so fucking infuriating from all sides like on one hand u got the MRA cunts getting waaay too angry over it and proving that they specifically are Bad People to be alone in the woods w, like yeah no 99% of men id see on a hike who gives a shit but U Specifically are worrying. and on the other hand u have the genuinely worrying notion that some ppl are either so terrified of strangers conceptually that they think the very common occurance of "passing a stranger on a hike" is the beginning to one of their spicey true crime murder horror stories, which as much as i hate to say it Says A Lot About Society (general fear of strangers/lack of community fostered in the U.S.A. and shit and that leads to obsessions with security theatre/further isolation in the name of "safety" blah blah blah u kno the drill) meanwhile when ppl who actually go hiking see this they are just like "uhm idk when i see random dudes i just like. nod at them as i pass by" bc tbey actually Go Outside and realize being alone w a strange man on a hike just. happens. a lot. passingly. OR the possibility that some of these are people who are the reason why they have to plaster "DONT FEED THE BEARS" signs everywhere. which. well there are studies showing that quite a few americans are convinced they could take a bear in a fight, i wouldnt be surprised if a lotta ppl have a skewed idea of How Dangerous Bears Are.
#buzzy#man vs bear#like personally i dont have irl experiences w bears and i would prefer to keep it that way#like. i know most bears may not outright attack you unless theyre really starving (unless theyre a polar bear in which case God Help You)#BUT like. i also know more than enough about how easy it is for them to fuck you up!#even when theyre not in kill mode but just in curiousity 'huh whats this thing :)' mode#no i do NOT want to be alone in the woods w a bear. under any circumstances#bc i do not know enough about their body language or safe distaces or how to scare them off#like oh one type of bear you look big ajd make a lotta noise and another type i think u play desd#but i think if u get it wrong one bear things looking big is A Challenge and another bear thinks playing dead is. free food? bc scavenging?#but I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WHICH#so yeah no my answer is 100% bear no#and unless you are like a Bear Knower and you have experience being around bears i feel like your answer should be the same#and if it isnt maybe like. put down the true crime podcasts
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