#like now he's left some in their feelings but who gaf he was a situationship

[shotmrmiller]

this might be redundant to say but i can never read barracks bunny!reader type of fics bc in my headcanons, no one can be a bigger and better barracks bunny than simon. i'm too lazy to think about a scenario where kortac and specgru would stay in one place let alone work together, but i do hc that simon slept with most of female operators in both companies. kleo and nova regular casual hookups; callisto and roza bc sharing is caring. i love recluse simon too but on the other hand.. greedy slut.

awful awful i personally like the one that seems recluse but is def a bunny it's just that he's telling all of em if he catches wind of anything having to do with him and them, don't expect him to so much as glance their way when not on a job.