#like noooooo you dont understand they're different they're different (made up close to everything i know about dad crocker)

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imagine being dad crocker trying to to protect jane from literal PIPE BOMBS in the mail only for some robotic bunny to chop off your taxidermized dad's arm and eye, throw the fridge through the wall, lets jane outside, where the inevitable happens and she checks the mail then goes kaput . and all dad sees is jane opening that mailbox and then no jane with an explosion . THAT POOR OLD MAN