#like no fr wtaf is ??? with these names 😭
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rorapostsbl Β· 5 months ago
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Assamese place names are so weird.
Like fym Hatkhuwapara?? WHO THE FUCK IS EATING HANDS THERE-
heitu tu hoi ei. tf is HATIGAON πŸ˜­β‰οΈ jot haathi bur ekelogei thakisil nki 😭
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mattslolita Β· 7 months ago
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UPDATE BOUT THE BOY!!
FIRST OFF UR RECENT FIC AND BLURB ATEEEE!!! if u came out w a book id be the first one to buy it FOR SURE!!!!❀️❀️
NOWWWWW... we were in lesson and this man decided it would be funny to nick my lip gloss! so i tried to grab it from him and he got us SENT out (we had a cover/supply teacher and she was grumpy asf πŸ˜’). she left us outside the class for like 3 mins an we were pissing ourselves bc WTF WHY U SO MAD FOR??? then cuz shes vegan he was like "someone needs to feed her meat like actually get a fucking grip!" LMAO 😭😭😭
then she came outside and we were still laughing so she went "ERMM i dont think this is funny, can you both stop being rude now?" then she told us abt how we were dirupting the WHOLE class. BE SO FR RN- EVERYONE WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING IN THERE, FUCK U MEAN DISUPTING THE WHOLE CLASS?? then she asked for the boys name cuz she doesnt know him and he kept looking around and whistling to avoid her question 🀣🀣 then she asked me and i said idk cuz im not a snake LOL! she was fuming like mate i could nearly see the smoke coming out her head, like take a chill pill. she ended up letting us back in but was so mad 🀭
then during lunch he was sitting on the grass and i was sitting like kinda in front of him but on the side and he PULLED ME BACK SO I WAS LAYING ON HIM!!!!! he put his arms around me and my friend was like "hes in love" (he better be) and he was like "what? u jealous?" NO CUZ WTAF????????????????????????????????? πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— so we stayed like that for like 2 minutes before his friend was like "cant deal anymore! get the fuck off of him before i drag you off. and *hisname* ur gonna get it when we leave, ur not safe bro, i know who ur opps are" LMFAO 🫣🀣🫠
last period we had english and we always play this stupid game. basically we have a paper and for example i start and write any word like "when" then he writes any word and then me then him and so on. we make like sentences and stuff and he started and wrote "i" and i wrote "love" (wasnt even tryna be cheeky here 🀐) and he wrote "you" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 but then i laughed and the teacher took away the sheet and was like "carry on outside of my lesson please" LOL
I jus reread all that and wtf i never know what to write in english but on here all of a sudden i become a story teller and can write paragraphs 😭😭
STOPPP I LOVE U SO MUCHCHC if u want i can give you my wattpad cause i write actual fics on thereπŸ˜‰ they're pg tho cs of the oppsπŸ’”πŸ’”
NOT YOU GUYS GETTING SENT OUT LMFAOOOO. HELLO ??? HE PULLED YOU TO LAY ON HIM ???? HE WANTS YOU AOSOS BADLY OH MY GAWDDDDD.
THE "i love you" STAWPPPP THATS SO CUTE😭😭😭
girl you guys' little love story is giving me life, its the cutest thing ever omfgggπŸ€—
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