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FINAL THOUGHT BEFORE I ACTULLY GO BACK AND STUDY but PERSONALLY i think it would have been cool if they added further on abel's flashbacks, like watching the progression of abel slowly becoming so fixated on helena. ig to me the only explanation for abel at the ending was "it was the witch's curse that made him lose himself" so i just feel that i wouldve liked to see a tad bit more of just watching this man grovel in his desperation or just. slowly lose his sanity to the curse. idk
#im not saying this well at all#but just.... i think...there wasnt really a hint of that.... at least to me...#maybe so! but to me it just seemed like a genuine obsession/love towards helena as his first and only friend ?#so it becomes hard to distinguish between witchs curse vs his own feelings#and maybe thats something that wouldve been good to build on yknow. idk.#like maybe if we saw a bit more of helenas feelings but we didnt#...does setting him on fire count as what her true feelings were towards him? LAKSDJFASLKDJH#THATS PROBABLY THE WORST WAY EVER TO SHOW THAT LMAOOOO#okay okay thinking too hard#snow speaks#fena pirate princess
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Hide-and-seek
Summary: Sometimes, friends develop weird habits that only they can really appreciate. Helena and Bill, for example, like to play hide-and-seek around the castle.
Note: Semi-requested? Definitely inspired by @saintlester ‘s comment from this post:
So I thought: why not? Hope you’ll like it!
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Spring, 1986
“Hey, Weasley!” someone called Bill in the corridor. The redhead turned around to see a Gryffindor from a year below. “You got a note from the cursed kid,” he said, giving him a piece of paper.
“Her name is Helena,” Bill remarked, frowning.
“Right, sorry.” The boy got slightly embarrassed and disappeared as soon as his older colleague had taken the message.
I’m in the Courtyard. Come find me. – Helena, it said.
Bill thought it’s a tad weird, but he had some free time, so he decided to go to the specified location. After he arrived, however, there was no sign of his friend. He even asked some students about her, though nobody had seen her. He was about to leave when he noticed Ravenclaw robes sticking out from behind the pillar. He went around it to find Helena squatting.
She beamed, lifting her head. “Congratulations, you found me!”
“What are you talking about?” he chuckled.
“You know, like in hide-and-seek,” she explained. “You seemed so stress out about your studies and the whole prefect talk, that I figured it’ll be good for you to take a break…”
“Well, you could’ve just told me that.”
Helena’s smile faded a bit. “Yeah, but I thought it’d be more fun that way…” she said hesitantly. “Are you mad at me?”
Bill looked in her upset eyes. He never could be angry at his siblings for long, even at the foster ones. “Of course, I’m not,” he replied, gently tousling her hair.
December 1986
Helena glanced once more at the note from Bill. We need to talk. Come find me in the Great Hall. She assumed it had to be about the Vaults, there was quite a lot going on in that matter recently. Nevertheless, the prefect was not present there, at least not at the Gryffindors table. It was Christmas season already, and she was slightly distracted by all the decorations which had appeared in the castle, but then, Bill was rather hard to miss.
While she was looking closely at each person again, she noticed Charlie Weasley watching her. They weren’t really close despite being in the same year. However, since she was spending more time with Bill, she also got to know his younger brother a little better, so she waved at him friendly. He returned the gesture and pointed his head at one of the Christmas trees. The girl raised her eyebrows questioningly, yet the redhead just repeated the previous sign. Eventually getting a hint, Helena went in that direction and checked behind the giant fir.
“What? It’s not fair!” said startled Bill. “How did you find me so quickly? I just saw you entering the Hall…” He paused because he spotted another Weasley laughing surreptitiously. “Damn you, Charlie.”
“Nice hideout,” Helena pointed out, smirking.
“Yeah, it could’ve been… So how you’re doing?” he asked with concern. “I’ve heard about your brother’s room and the Boggart.”
“Oh, I’m surprisingly fine. Thanks for asking,” she replied blithely, yet the Gryffindor didn’t seem to quite believe her.
“Well, I was hoping to occupy you for longer,” he started. “Y’know, maybe focus more on festive spirit. But since someone decided to ruin the fun, maybe we could go to Hogsmeade this weekend?”
She nodded enthusiastically. “Sounds good to me!”
“Then it’s settled. Perhaps I should try to bring that traitor too…” Bill peeked at Charlie. “If you don’t mind, that is.”
“Not at all. The more, the merrier, as they say.”
When Helena started the whole hide-and-seek game, she actually thought about the times she had played it with Jacob back at home. She got a feeling Bill must’ve figured it out, and she was really grateful for that – especially during such moments like holidays.
Spring, 1987
It was insufferable to see Bill being so heartbroken. He was trying to keep up appearances, but Helena would rather be around him – just in case. Simultaneously, she was trying to give him some space, even though it turned out to be pretty hard.
“Bill, you can’t do it to yourself…” she said finally. “She’s an awful girl, and you have to be above that…”
The Gryffindor sighed and closed his book. He started packing his many notes. ”I don’t really want to talk about it, Helen,” he said blandly.
He stood up and left his friend without a word. She felt remorseful, but then she noticed a small card left on the table, so she picked it up. She recognised Bill’s handwriting.
Count to a hundred and come find me. I’ll be on the first floor (I might be still in the Library).
Autumn, 1987
“Helen! Where are you?!”
Bill was seriously panicked. Not only he lost his brother in the Forbidden Forest, but now also his friend seemed to be missing. Great job at being the responsible one.
“I’m right here!” Helena emerged from behind the bushes. “I thought I saw Charlie, but it wasn’t him.”
“Well, WHAT WAS IT?” he asked, his eyes widening.
The girl shrugged. “I don’t know. Some animal?”
“Helen, every creature here might kill you. You can’t be so airy about it.”
“I’m not,” she frowned. “It simply ran away before I knew it, that’s all.”
“All right.” Bill calmed down a little. He didn’t want to make her nervous too. “Just, don’t wander off anymore, okay? For a second I got scared that you’ve decided to play hide-and-seek again…”
“Don’t give me ideas, Bill,” she teased him.
“Don’t. Just don’t.”
Helena kept her promise, and in future years she never hid in the Forbidden Forest. Still, they went back to their friendly habit when they were again together in Egypt, except this time, they were playing in the pyramids. It was driving Patricia Rakepick crazy.
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Well at least the weather is nice. (18+)
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Video log recorded by Morgan Gray. Crew member of <unregistered deep core drilling unit>
Recovered from crashsite on Declan 3, Omega quadrant, designation XSH-482
No survivors were found. Crash site approximately 250 years old. No remains were found on site.
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Recording started. Previous recording missing. Reset counter. day 1. Approximately 21:00 hours. Calibration needed. Battery status 56%.
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Log entry number… ah well fuck it, we’ll start from day fucking one I suppose, it’s getting dark so it’s fucking evening I suppose, since we’re all well and truly fucked either way might just as well talk to this fucking thing since I’m all alone here… here goes nothin eh…
So, The ship sustained catastrophic damages while passing a previously unknown fucking micro black hole. Fuck that shit ripped us open like a can of god damn beans. Cap and willie got fucking sucked out right away, Helena, well Helena got a one way fucking ride straight through the god damn rock crusher… guess we won’t be seein her again. Emma she was alive til about an hour ago, when a fucking snail from hell came out of nowhere and bit her fucking head off! Not like a 26 year old woman had been good company here eh? Nooooo fuck that I'd rather be all fucking alone here…. Whats that? Me? Oh I’m fucking fine, healthy as ever, not a god damn scratch on me. Guess someone’s fuckin looking out for me eh? And here I am, fuck all good it did surviving just to end up alone here. Some kind of fuckin tropical paradise planet, warm as balls, sand as far as the fucking eye can see, palm trees, kind of, with “coconuts” and fish and… we’ll just look, you can see it for what it is right? ITS FUCKING HELL! The god damn ocean never ends! And the best part? The best fucking part of it all? That god damn frozen fucking alien we found on comet uhm whatsitsface now again ah for fuck sake aaaaah I can’t remember eeeeh….. DGX-4962! If you find it, stay the fuck away from it! Just stay the fuck away! Anyway the fuckin alien we found there is here too! Not like it’s creepy or anything, nooo not at all… sure the fucking core containment module is intact, sure, but the fucking twist here is just totally fucking sick, it’s fuckin battery is running out of motherfucking juice! Yeah! Fuck me this shite rock can go fuck itself! FUCK COCK PISS SHIT GOOOOOD FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITE PLANET! I DIDNT FUCKING LEAVE THE SWEET GREEN PASTURES OF IRELAND JUST TO FUCKING DIE ON THIS FUCKING GODFORSAKEN PIECE OF SHIT ROCK!
Entry ended. Battery status 16%.
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Recording started. Day 7. 15:30 hours.
Automatic calibration completed. Battery status 61%.
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Ok so I’ve been here for… well fuck me 7 days already. Feels like I’ve been here for 7 fuckin years but ok… I scavenged some stuff from the ship, built a safer place to sleep in, up in the feckin trees… I’ve calmed down a bit now. But the stress here is killing me. Imagine if you will, whoever the feck you are watching this, being stuck on a deserted feckin island. Well now imagine that’s not a feckin island, it’s an entire feckin planet, void of all feckin life except the things that want to feckin eat you. And that’s where I’m feckin at! So yeah pardon my FUCKING French but I think I’m fucking allowed to use whatever fucking language I want! I found some weird fuckin fish? I think it’s a fish, at least. It’s got fins. And legs.. it’s a creepy fucker innit… It tastes like fuckin shite too but I don’t think I’ll die from eating the fuckin thing. Or maybe I will, if I’m fucking lucky.
Recording ended. Battery status 12%.
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Recording started. Day 16. 10:30 hours.
Battery status 67%.
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Oh yeah fuck me I found a working fucking plasma torch! And a core punch! And it’s fucking working too! Well fuck me this might work out after all! Not the “getting-of-this-feckin-rock” thing, no, I’d need something more for that. I’ve reconciled with the fockin fact that I will die here. Alone. If any of those god damn weird creatures get too close I’ll just stick the feckin core punch in my eyeball and pull the fuckin trigger. Rather that than be eaten by some fucking snail monster with a gazillion fucking teeth. Or whatever that other thing was. I didn’t see it, just heard and smelled the fucker.
Now I just need to figure out what the fuck to do about the fucking containment unit. It’s got about three days of juice left in the battery… guess I’ll find out soon enough eh hehe? That fuckin thing looks scary as shit I’ll tell ya that… nice big boobs and all but… those teeth? You ever seen one of those fish back at earth that dangles a light in front of its face? The ugly fuckers ya'know? Teeth like one of those… Yikes… I don’t think it’s a feckin vegetarian that for sure. But if it wasn’t for the face and those fuckin tentacles it’s got instead of hair, yeah I’d probably do her. If it is a her. Well fuck it I’ve been alone on this rock for what’s that say eeeeh…
oh fock 16 days… I did not really want to know that… but fock it not like I can do anything about it.. yeah I’d do her. Him. It. I don’t give a shit really, I’m loosing my feckin mind being alone on this shite rock… I just want someone to fuckin talk to you know? Oh yeah sure you do you piece of fuckin scrap, you’re falling apart soon anyway… I tried moving the container yesterday, heh, yeah right, that fuckin thing weighs like 3000 kilos, so I tried to dig out the fuckin sand under it so it’d roll into the ocean right? Nearly crushed my goddamn foot!
That would’ve been a feckin disaster!
Recording ended. Battery status 10%.
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Recording started. Day 17. 12:45 hours. Battery status 100%.
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Haha fooock I fockin did it! Yeah baby I am a feckin GOD! Ok well maybe not a god but I am feckin good at what I do! Oh yeah maybe I should say what I did too, yeah see I fixed the solar panels on YOU you feckin piece of shite! Before you needed like 6 days to charge your fockin batteries! Now you only need a couple of feckin hours! Fock me baby now I got someone to feckin talk to every fuckin day motherfucker! Maybe I could hook the container up to the feckin solar panels? Lemme try that it should be pretty feckin simple right? I just need to move the panels over here, and plug in this cable he-
Recording ended. Battery status 0%.
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Recording started. Day 18. 16:40 hours. Battery status 41%.
So yeah I kinda fucked up… kinda bad too… I fried the battery, and I……… I had to find another one, and I did, but I kinda fucked the containment unit too… it had over 48 hours left… now it’s got five feckin hours left… I don’t even know if that fuckface is alive but it fuckin LOOKS alive ok?! That shit is feckin scary as cocks ok, and I don’t know what the shite I’m supposed to do here, but I’m gonna go see if I can find any more feckin batteries….
Recording ended. Battery status 24%.
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Recording started. Day 18. 19:30 hours.
Battery status 100%.
Look! I found muffins! Fuck me they taste like heaven compared to that fuckin fish I’ll tell ya… So I scrounged up not one but actually four fuckin batteries, three for you and one for the containment unit, so I bought myself some time. It went from three hours to 17 days, so I am officially relaxed motherfucker! And I saw some more stuff in the ship but I couldn’t carry everything so I had to go back twice, so I got this really nice lazerblade you probably seen one before right, and these flares, yeah those are fuck all use really, who I’m gonna send flares to eh? Anyway some more helpful shit. Bandages, fire starters, they’re like a hundred years old but fuck it I’m gonna use'em, so I got a really nice haul from the oh god fuck no it’s one of those fucking snails now I got something to defend myself with you motherfucker yeah take that you ugly fucking piece of shit just die you fucking cocksucker piece of disgusting space shite oh fuck oh fuck I fucking killed it oh my fucking god oh fuck me the smell oh god that’s bad…
Recording ended. Battery status 100%.
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#humans are weird#humans are space orcs#space australia#earth is a death world#irish#foul mouth#feck off#paradise island
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You know what? Today I cried. I have never cried at a mass shooting before. I greww up in these times, people snapped, people killed, lots of people died. With the shooting in Las Vegas I had numbly prepared myself to hear that the fatalities were inthe two hundreds. Alas...there was ‘only’ 58. I was pleasently surprised. “Well, thats good since, you know,there had to have been more than 1000 people there.” That was good to me. I thought that number was small. This shooting rolls around, and instead of saying “damn, another one. What can you do?” I watched my tv screen intently. What caused the change? I do not know. But I found my homework slung on the floor and my sweaty hands gripped together praying, to a god I dont pray very often anymore, for there to be no fatlaties. But there were. Two of them. Rage boiled inside me, a horrible saddness that cant be undone. 2 people. 2 like the ones I see everyday. Then, within a few hours it was 17. 17 people. I made it through that day without a tear. Today I watched the videos from inside the school with friends. We all watched in terrified silence, had a brief disscussion about how frustrating it was that our voices were ignored and quickly returned to spewing out jokes in order to cover the pits in our stomachs. I went to the bathroom, and clenched up in fear when I heard the door open. Is this it for me? Is this where it ends? Is this the bit where my brains are blown across the mirror and I leave my mom and dad and my dog and brothers? Where I am forgotten?
It was just a sweet girl I had seen walking around school since 3rd grade.
However my suspicion lingered.
I watched the videos on repeat, soaking in the kids screams, the bodies, the smiling faces of those we lost. I let it fuel my anger. One boy stays in mind for some odd reason: Peter Wang. Maybe its because he shares the same last name as one of my friends. Maybe its because I saw his smiling face, only to imagine him terrified, nearly dead in the hallway choking on his own blood. Or maybe it was because within his smile I saw a familiar personality, someone who I feel I have been friends with. Someone I can see grinning at me while making small talk. Someone I have joked with, asked for help from, someone who I sit next to everyday. I never knew the boy, but I couldn’t help but think that if he would have survived I would have met him somewhere. Would have valued him and laughed with him and made memories with.
But we dont get to find out, do we?
Tonight I broke down, I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. Because we cant change this. We cant get peter back, we cant get Mr. Beigel, Alyssa, Martin, Nicholas, Mr. Feis, Jaime, Christopher, Luke, Cara, Gina, Joaquin, Alaina, Meadow, Helena, Alex, Or Carman back. They are all gone forever. I can’t bring them back, but I want to so bad. We all have a breaking point, maybe you havent reached it, maybe you have. There is a point where we cant take the lists of victims anymore. Where it hurts too bad.
Thoughts and prayers are great and sweet.
But change saves lives.
We cant get rid of guns totally, they would be floating around, it would be very hard to undo what we’ve done. It is impossible. What can we do? Pass gun control laws. Focus on mental health. Talk to our students. Regulate who has a gun. Make them harder to get. Do everything.
This is where, I bring in some harsh reality to persuade change, if you can not mentally handle some gruesome thoughts right now, feel free to skip the next paragraph.
How much more of this will we have to endure? Words from my history teacher really fueled me to say something I had feared saying: it is not too soon. Lets make this political. Because ‘too soon’ and ‘dont make it political’ has gotten 17 people killed. Kids who had their lives ahead of them, who got valentines and were excited to go to college, have children, get a job. Kids who were scared, kids who, in a place where they were supposed to be safe, quivered in fear under there desks as the terrifying booms of gunshots filled the school. Shots that were killing their friends. They were listening to their classmates die. These were kids who experienced unimaginable pain as they bled out and died in the hallway. These were kids who had to walk with weak knees through hallways that are supposed to be filled with positivity and inspiration were filled with the corpses of kids like them, They left behind best friends, parents who will never feel true happiness again, siblings. And you know what people had to say about it? ‘Its just pure evil.’ Thats a lazy fucking excuse in my opinion. Was it evil? Yes. Was that all there was to it? Hell no. You cant just brush this off. Think of what else went into this: The guns. The mental state of the shooter. The ignored warnings. This wasnt just pure evil. These were mistakes. I’m tired of my generation being killed because the old conservatives in office are scared of their guns taken away. ‘Well-regulated’ my ass. To those people who think we wanna take you guns away, we dont. We want to regulate them. So shit like this doesn’t happen. KIDS ARE DEAD. THEY WERE SCARED AND IN PAIN. NO SUGAR COATING THIS, WHO KNOWS IF THEY ARE IN A BETTER PLACE? I just am so frustrated that I am so unsafe and cant do anything.
I have no clue if this make sense, or if there are grammatical errors. This is a confusing time and I am desperate to speak up. Because I miss them. I miss them and I didnt even know them. I do not know what is going in with me right now, but if this is what I need to feel to make change I am glad for it. Whatever you view on stopping gun violence is DONT BE AFRAID TO SHARE IT. WHATEVER IT IS. WE NEED TO TALK AND DEBATE IN ORDER TO FIND A SOLUTION.
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Me watching the last bit of the last Harry Potter movie. WARNING SPOILER ALERT
Ohmy. I’m excited to know what is going to happen because it’s so scary. I have the idea that snape is very very mean but i have seen guesses that he is the very best in the last movie and everybody will love him so im really scared. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas i love it i love it. ohmy fuckkk. What is this buullshit theyre suddenly figthing and now its sort of over but harry is totally collapsing and people are really scared. Ohno a huge scream i hope its not ginny another scream. Scary whispers in my ears. Voldemort is trying to convince everybody that they should give harry and ginny is the best and filtch is actually a genious. Yaaas miss i dont know your name anymore. And i also love luna. Hahahahahha ilove proffesor something woman mcgonnagan or something. shes so cute hahahahah awiieieiie all the other teachers are great too right now but it is especially the music that makes me really happy and excitted of course LOL im so happy Luna knows more go to screaming girl. They like to go through glasses and windows while filming ive seen it more often. Holy fuck thats one big army ohmyyyy are all those peope followers of voldemort. Ohmy. What is going to happen ohmy they broke their own promise. Helena is quite creepy isnt she. In the place where everythinh is hidden if you have to ask youll never know if you know youll never find it something like that. I like that ron knows the spel to open it. oh fuck theyre already there. They need one tooth from the basilisk. Come ooonnnn do it already ohmy fuck what is happening ohmy is it better now he is dead right aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ther kissing finalllyyyyyyy yaasssss ohmy yas i love it haha hand giggling. Ohmy voldemort is strong now. Ginny is so cute. The eternal wand is breaking? What is this he is using it to strongly or something. Id be scared to death ahhahaah see nevile running. Awieiiei its so sad tho. They have a good backup plann ohnooooo where is neville is he dead nooooo he is not yasss thankfully ohmy hahhahahahah you joker ’that went well’. Wowowowo also there are giants and stuff it seems like voldemort is winning now i do not wish to lose more of my followers or kids. Comeon harry find that stupid thing yaaaas theyre kissing again i love them. Malfoy you stupid fuck. Go harryyy dont die please i have already seen a post that he almost dies or something i cant lose him tho so careful pls. Is he going into that thing that vanishes things ohno he was searching for that other thing. Whats that creature. I hear something. Harry pls save draco come on you. Yassss save him pls yeysysyysysyysys im so happty rn but watch it for the fire. HE GOT IT ITS IN THE FIRE THE DIADEM IS KILLED HE MUST BE REALLY WEAK RN i hope so but harry isnt really feeling better himself i see. Oh hes testing his skills by killing someone.. very brave V. … THis is such a good movie tho so many emotions are in this movie its so good. Lucius doesnt really look good actually tbh. Harry pls tell what you saw that you will come to him and he doenst have to find you pls do that and pls dont lag again wait imma start you up again bevause this is highly annoying. It now gives no nvrmind it has started. Hogwarts is one big mess tho ohmy its huge and terrible even spiders and stuff. The music makes it a hundred times more dramatic than it actually is tho its terrible who made this awesome shield Albuussusu or his brother yasss slay queen. There is some discussion about the wand what is snape going to do he is sort of nervous. The elder wand belongs to snape ohmy he is the true owner ohno he has to be killed wtf voldemort is such a mean person he is the worst i know. HP has to look at snape being killed wtf is he going to do something ohno there is blood all over the wall wtf is happening please save him HP save him you are such a good person at heart HP ohmy i wouldnt be able to do that at all. Snape is being pretty cute right now tbh dont dieeee i dont want people to die anymore wtf is happening and why does this keep happening. Harry stay strong and hermione too please everybody hears this now not anymore or ohmy thats not fucking true you are such a loser worst thing is its not a scream it is actually more powerful its is a whisper and how much more powerful is a whisper compared to a scream? Thats so true think about it if you will. Now everybody will be mad at harry i know it is true huh wait she was dead right. NOOOO WHY fredddd nooo fuck that shit and whyyyy luyping i said i didnt want to lose anyone anymore ohmy fuck dont you know how to listen you stupid fuck. Is this dumbledores office i think so i wish i was a witch you know how awesome that wouldve been? Aww who is the cute girl and the stupid girl and the cute little snape. Ohmy so first lily was severuss friend maybe they were lovers even thats so mean tho of James to take that advantage. Ohmyyyyy James is actually so mean tho ohmy and even dumbledore is mean is harry snapes kid or what i didnt quite get it. nope nope nope snape is the best person ever ohmyyyy i hope he lives ohmy fuck we all thought wrong all secrets are revealed. Ohmy fuckkk how is this possible snape is so cute noooo he must die in order to ohno snape loved lily so much so so sos o feeaking much thats so mean dumbledore ohmy fuck snape cares HE IS THE ONE THAT SHOWS HIM THE SWORD OHMY FUCK OR IT WAS LILY. HE MUST BE KILLED BY V. what is this movie ohmy fuck im screaming and crying and ohmy fuck i love you HP. Please live in the end but do kill V. Ron is so less handsome compared to hermione and harry NO OFFENSE AND FUCK ALL THESE MOVIES WHY WHY. Hes is ready to die ohmy fuck what is this shit. Oooh that is the stone that wil bring back to life isnt it so he is going to live int the end isnt it hes gonna live right just swallow the stone for me boy do it. I love sirius black more than who is remuss son? DONT DROP IT YOU FOOL AAAH WHY DID YOU DO IT NOW UGH WHY WHY. Watch it he is coming tho. LET HAGRID LIVE OKAY. THE FINAL SHOW. 40 min. Left. The sound is crazy what is he dead the spell was used on him now it was avada kadavra it is one of the three unforgivable spells. AW cute little ugly voldemort with a huge head. So he kills off his own horkroxe thats stupid right where are his glasses tho i like him more with his glasses on hes cuter like that. Im really relaxed i know that he will live, barely, but live. Were snape and lily meant to be i want to know come on now. I wnat to read the books and read what it all is about bevause i believe i missed half of it. HE LIVED THE FUCK OUT OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SPELL HE SAID DEAD WELL HE IS NOT YOU meanER hey that is the sorting hat thats nice. HELP WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU HARRY JUST WAIT FOR IT. hagrid looks quite happy tbh not really sad or anything. Why is he carried to the hogwarts castle tho. Harry is dead i dont think so whahhahahahha he will live. Even miss filch will not do such things and draco not either WHAHAHAHHA ITS YOUR OWN FAULT STAY DRACO NOOO DONT GO PLS. Nooooooooooo i had trust in you you fucker. NEVILLE TOO. No. No.nononononono. thats not going to what i dont remember what i was writing what are you going to say neville go boy yeah you go tell him pls. FRED WHY DID YOU DIE WHY TF. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HIS FACE OHMY THIS IS GREAT I LOVE IT> THEYRE WEAK now yeah you run pls. Coward the malfoys arent they always have been stupid persons. Harry do you see them now is he right around the corner. GREEN is the evil colour wait they just swapped plaves how tho okay great anyways. You go hermione throw some rocks at him. Yeah neville wake up grab the sword and just go. Wait a moment why could they get into the vault with imperior because anyone could have done it like that and millions of things could’ve been stolen right lol. But wowowowoowowowoowowo you go weasley mother yass. Wowow courage to jump like that hold on to him tho harry or youll die honey. Wutttttttttttttrt have they formed into one for a sec wt is harry still the samen ow IF THE SNAKE is killed harry might live through this drave is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEVILLEEE I LOVE YOU SLAYYY BOY NOW YOURE WEAK HOW DOES IT FEEL voldemort isnt going to win this time. The wand always belonged to harry never to dumbledore ohmy that is genious there he goees he is officially dead right now he didnt even live for so long he couldve lived longer as a normal human being to be honest. HEY LUNA I LIKE YOU. HEY HARRY AND GINNY LIKE YOU TOO. THEYRE SMILING AGAIN NOW ALREADY hey hagrid sweetie. Now he is the only person to live after the avada spell isnt he. Hey herron shipname hermione and ron hahahhahahhah. Its a big mess tho. Okay so via draco it was harrys yay dont throw it out pls. Or break it WOW YOU STUPID HAHAHHAH WHY THO. I guess it will only bring problems but yeah it is kinda hasty to do such a thing isnt it. so he just defeated the darkest wizard ever and only has a bleeding nose wtf hahahha how does he do it tho. WHAT A BEAUTFUL END oh lets see 19 yrs later. LONdon AWIE CUTE BOYS whose childeren will that be. HARRIES AND GINNIES OHMY SO CUTEEE HAHAHHAHA OHMY IM REALLY HAPPY LOL EVEN DRACO IS THERE. He has a ferret that is boring why not an owl. Ohmyyyyyyy herron have kids toooooo yaysyysysy im gonna cry theyre so cute. A#IEIWIIWIWIASDF@#PR UFJ SDK FJ SKDLFSDFKNDFLAKSDJFASJDFOIJAWLKSJDFIJSDLFKJSKDFJK. HES SO CUTE AS A DAD I WONDER WHAT HE DOES FOR A JOB> for a living more lolololol ohmy its so cute tho. 19 years later they havent aged a day lolololol.
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Well at least the weather is nice.
This will probably just be a one-off, mainly I’ve been having this idea nagging me and I can’t get rid of it unless I write it out. It might be crap, so be warned. I did opt out of the language tho so be grateful. Or not. Your choice.
Uncensored version for thee not fain of heart, that rather read it raw so to speak. Yee hath been warned.
https://roninjason.tumblr.com/post/172119553185/well-at-least-the-weather-is-nice-18-log-entry
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Video log recorded by Morgan Gray. Crew member of <unregistered deep core drilling unit>
Recovered from crashsite on Declan 3, Omega quadrant, designation XSH-482
No survivors were found. Crash site approximately 250 years old. No remains were found on site.
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Recording started. Previous recording missing. Reset counter. day 1. Approximately 21:00 hours. Calibration needed. Battery status 56%.
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Log entry number... ah well *bleep* it, we'll start from day *bleep* one I suppose, it's getting dark so it's *bleep* evening I suppose, since we're all well and truly *bleep* either way might just as well talk to this *bleep* thing since I'm all alone here... here goes nothin eh...
So, The ship sustained catastrophic damages while passing a previously unknown *bleep* micro black hole. *bleep* that *bleep* ripped us open like a can of god *bleep* beans. Cap and willie got *bleep* sucked out right away, Helena, well Helena got a one way *bleep* ride straight through the god *bleep* rock crusher... guess we won't be seein her again. Emma she was alive til about an hour ago, when a *bleep* snail from hell came out of nowhere and bit her *bleep* head of! Not like a 26 year old woman had been good company here eh? Nooooo *bleep* that is rather be all *bleep* alone here.... Whats that? Me? Oh I'm *bleep* fine, healthy as ever, not a god *bleep* scratch on me. Guess someone's *bleep* looking out for me eh? And here I am, *bleep* all good it did surviving just to end up alone here. Some kind of *bleep* tropical paradise planet, warm as *bleep*, sand as far as the *bleep* eye can see, palm trees, kind of, with "coconuts" and fish and... we'll just look, you can see it for what it is right? ITS *bleep* HELL! The god *bleep* ocean never ends! And the best part? The best *bleep* part of it all? That god *bleep* frozen *bleep* alien we found on comet uhm whatsitsface now again ah for *bleep* sake aaaaah I can't remember eeeeh..... DGX-4962! If you find it, stay the *bleep* away from it! Just stay the *bleep* away! Anyway the *bleep* alien we found there is here too! Not like it's creepy or anything, nooo not at all... sure the *bleep* core containment module is intact, sure, but the *bleep* twist here is just totally *bleep* sick, it's *bleep* battery is running out of *bleep* juice! Yeah! *bleep* me this *bleep* rock can go *bleep* itself! *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* GOOOOOD *bleep* YOU YOU *bleep* PIECE OF *bleep* PLANET! I DIDNT *bleep* LEAVE THE SWEET GREEN PASTURES OF IRELAND JUST TO *bleep* DIE ON THIS *bleep* GODFORSAKEN PIECE OF *bleep* ROCK!
Entry ended. Battery status 16%.
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Recording started. Day 7. 15:30 hours.
Automatic calibration completed. Battery status 61%.
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Ok so I've been here for... well *bleep* me 7 days already. Feels like I've been here for 7 *bleep* years but ok... I scavenged some stuff from the ship, built a safer place to sleep in, up in the *bleep* trees... I've calmed down a bit now. But the stress here is killing me. Imagine if you will, whoever the *bleep* you are watching this, being stuck on a deserted *bleep* island. Well now imagine that's not a *bleep* island, it's an entire *bleep* planet, void of all *bleep* life except the things that want to *bleep* eat you. And that's where I'm *bleep* at! So yeah pardon my *bleep* French but I think I'm *bleep* allowed to use whatever *bleep* language I want! I found some weird *bleep* fish? I think it's a fish, at least. It's got fins. And legs.. it's a creepy *bleep* innit... It tastes like *bleep* *bleep* too but I don't think I'll die from eating the *bleep* thing. Or maybe I will, if I'm *bleep* lucky.
Recording ended. Battery status 12%.
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Recording started. Day 16. 10:30 hours.
Battery status 67%.
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Oh yeah *bleep* me I found a working *bleep* plasma torch! And a core punch! And it's *bleep* working too! Well *bleep* me this might work out after all! Not the "getting-of-this-*bleep*-rock" thing, no, I'd need something more for that. I've reconciled with the *bleep* fact that I will die here. Alone. If any of those god *bleep* weird creatures get too close I'll just stick the *bleep* core punch in my eyeball and pull the *bleep* trigger. Rather that than be eaten by some *bleep* snail monster with a gazillion *bleep* teeth. Or whatever that other thing was. I didn't see it, just heard and smelled the *bleep*.
Now I just need to figure out what the *bleep* to do about the *bleep* containment unit. It's got about three days of juice left in the battery... guess I'll find out soon enough eh hehe? That *bleep* thing looks scary as *bleep* I'll tell ya that... nice big boobs and all but... those teeth? You ever seen one of those fish back at earth that dangles a light in front of its face? The ugly *bleep* ya'know? Teeth like one of those... Yikes... I don't think it's a *bleep* vegetarian that for sure. But if it wasn't for the face and those *bleep* tentacles it's got instead of hair, yeah I'd probably do her. If it is a her. Well *bleep* it I've been alone on this rock for what's that say eeeeh...
oh *bleep* 16 days... I did not really want to know that... but *bleep* it not like I can do anything about it.. yeah I'd do her. Him. It. I don't give a *bleep* really, I'm loosing my *bleep* mind being alone on this *bleep* rock... I just want someone to *bleep* talk to you know? Oh yeah sure you do you piece of *bleep* scrap, you're falling apart soon anyway... I tried moving the container yesterday, heh, yeah right, that *bleep* thing weighs like 3000 kilos, so I tried to dig out the *bleep* sand under it so it'd roll into the ocean right? Nearly crushed my *bleep* foot!
That would've been a *bleep* disaster!
Recording ended. Battery status 10%.
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Recording started. Day 17. 12:45 hours. Battery status 100%.
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Haha *bleep* I *bleep* did it! Yeah baby I am a *bleep* GOD! Ok well maybe not a god but I am *bleep* good at what I do! Oh yeah maybe I should say what I did too, yeah see I fixed the solar panels on YOU you *bleep* piece of *bleep*! Before you needed like 6 days to charge your *bleep* batteries! Now you only need a couple of *bleep* hours! *bleep* me baby now I got someone to *bleep* talk to every *bleep* day mother *bleep*! Maybe I could hook the container up to the *bleep* solar panels? Lemme try that it should be pretty *bleep* simple right? I just need to move the panels over here, and plug in this cable he-
Recording ended. Battery status 0%.
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Recording started. Day 18. 16:40 hours. Battery status 41%.
So yeah I kinda *bleep* up... kinda bad too... I fried the battery, and I......... I had to find another one, and I did, but I kinda *bleep* the containment unit too... it had over 48 hours left... now it's got five *bleep* hours left... I don't even know if that *bleep* is alive but it *bleep* LOOKS alive ok?! That *bleep* is *bleep* scary as *bleep* ok, and I don't know what the *bleep* I'm supposed to do here, but I'm gonna go see if I can find any more *bleep* batteries....
Recording ended. Battery status 24%.
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Recording started. Day 18. 19:30 hours.
Battery status 100%.
Look! I found muffins! *bleep* me they taste like heaven compared to that *bleep* fish I'll tell ya... So I scrounged up not one but actually four *bleep* batteries, three for you and one for the containment unit, so I bought myself some time. It went from three hours to 17 days, so I am officially relaxed mother *bleep*! And I saw some more stuff in the ship but I couldn't carry everything so I had to go back twice, so I got this really nice lazerblade you probably seen one before right, and these flares, yeah those are *bleep* all use really, who I'm gonna send flares to eh? Anyway some more helpful *bleep*. Bandages, fire starters, they're like a hundred years old but *bleep* it I'm gonna use'em, so I got a really nice haul from the oh god *bleep* no it's one of those *bleep* snails now I got something to defend myself with you mother *bleep* yeah take that you ugly *bleep* piece of *bleep* just die you *bleep* *bleep* sucker piece of disgusting space *bleep* oh *bleep* oh *bleep* I *bleep* killed it oh my *bleep* god oh *bleep* me the smell oh god that's bad...
Recording ended. Battery status 100%.
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