#like man it wasn't even about that. it was wayyy stupider

[eyepatchdate]

if youve only read the navidson record, you dont understand the point of HoL (it's worthless)

[prettymita]

"jealousy"

KIM GUN-WOO - 6/10 on the jealousy scale

♡ gun-woo trusts you sooo much

♡ he knows you'd never cheat on him, so whenever you're talking to another guy, he wouldn't think much of it. he would keep an eye on you, though.

♡ it only really affects him if you start flirting with another guy. he thinks you're wayyy too good for him, even if that's not true. (no, bcuz this man only has eyes for you. he thinks you're the most beautiful girl in the universe) so when you start spending more time with another man and prioritizing them over him, he would get so sad :(

♡ poor baby wouldn't even tell you. he would try to act fine and tell himself that he was just being stupid and overthinking, he'd probably blame himself for it 😭

♡ when you start to notice how he seemed down, he would finally open up and admit that he was jealous. he's so cute i can't

♡ even if gunwoo isn't very extroverted or talkative, he's actually good at communicating his feelings with you. when he's jealous of a guy you're talking to, he would shyly pull you aside and have a conversation with you about how he felt about you hanging out with another man. "hey, can we talk?"

♡ and when you reassure him that he has nothing to worry about and shower him in kisses, he's a timid, smiling mess.

♡ he's so babygirl omlll

♡ when it comes to possessiveness, it's leaning towards less possessive. sure, if a guy is making you laugh and all, gun-woo will join the conversation, linger his hand on your back or waist innocently and pretend nothing is wrong. but he isn't too over the top, there is a healthy amount of possessiveness.

♡ he doesn't care what you wear, you are your own person, and he knows and respects that. so if you catch the gazes of men, it doesn't make him jealous. i mean, you were so beautiful, how could they not stare, right? besides, he could fight if he needed to. (he will subtly glare at a guy if their gaze gets too explorative, though. not even glare, to be honest. its more of a disappointed look LMAO)

♡ if a guy is making you uncomfortable, that's a different case.

♡ he would notice and act immediately. gunwoo doesn't like to resort to violence, even if he is mad. he would gently pull you away from the person and step in front of you, politely (but sternly) telling the guy that you weren't interested. he wouldn't pick a fight, unless the opponent swings first. even so, he'd stick to defending only, not throwing any life-threatening punches. cause damn, he is strong asf. you're kind of glad he is so non-violent and gentle bcuz if he wasn't, he might've killed someone already.

HONG WOO-JIN - 8/10 on the jealousy scale

♡ woojin does trust you, but the twisted knot in his stomach can overtake his sense of rationality sometimes

♡ he is very clingy. so if he sees you talking with another guy, he will try to join the conversation because he doesn't want to feel left out.

♡ if he's jealous, he'll often wrap an arm around your waist or sling it over your shoulder, or making it very obvious that the two of you are dating. "Oh, how's my precious girlfriend doing?" and then pecks you on the lips. its a little embarrassing sometimes but its woo-jin so its okay

♡ its funny because sometimes he completely ignores the guy's existence and continues to talk to you until you glare at him for being rude

♡ if you ignore woo-jin and continue to focus on the other guy, he will do anything to get your attention. and i mean anything. he will start telling the most unfunny jokes, physically get on the table and do something goofy to make you laugh. this man cannot be stopped.

♡ also, he will not admit that he is jealous. even if you know he is, he wouldn't say it unless you really pry at him. "Okay, fine! I'm jealous, is that what you wanted to hear?"

♡ and then he'll sulk around like a sullen puppy lmaoo

♡ so when it comes to you wearing revealing clothing, i'm sure he loves it the most, to be honest. but he's a little cautious of you wearing it outside, he just doesn't want you to get hurt. he might've tried to get you to wear something else or bring a jacket a couple times. he isn't really fond of others seeing what's his. (!!!)

♡ he's possessive, but he doesn't like to admit it. he'd rather show it through actions, being superrr clingy

♡ if a guy's staring at you and his gaze begins to wander, woo-jin will wrap a hand around you possessively. he might even snarl at the guy.

♡ if anyone makes you uncomfortable, he makes sure to get you out of there, probably threatening the guy a little. he might shove him lightly and get a little aggressive if he's really mad. then afterward, he would make sure you're okay and shit-talk about how the guy was an absolute ass.

[serialkilluh1996]

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄™

König & Deadpool; pt. 1

sfw, not proofread, no warnings, contact me if I need to add any.

It was unofficially the worst week of König's life. He'd failed missions before, having no shortage of guilt and stress about it, but this? This was ass. And his subordinates? Barely fucking alive.

He's dealt with traffickers, drug lords, terrorists, but a damn 10 foot serpent? Never in his life had he felt so embarrassed. So dejected and humiliated. He was ashamed of himself and of his team. He'd probably be out with them now as they drink away their failure if he wasn't being freshly discharged from the hospital with a broken right arm.

It's one of the rare times he doesn't wear his sniper hood, walking around raw with a black hoodie on, trying to substitute for the familiar feeling of his mask.

König keeps his head low as he walks through the hospital with a nurse, a shadow casting right above his nose and preventing his eyes from being viewed by any passersby.

The cast around his left arm brought way too much attention to him, as if his height and shape alone weren't enough to get a few stares. He hated attention yet always managed to attract it. Stepping through the sliding stores of the hospitals main entrance, he inhales with relief, sounding almost like a growl.

König was just grateful to get some fresh air. He's soon snapped out of his moment of relaxation as he hears a horn honk, turning to the source of it. A black SVU. With a sigh, he walks up to it.

The tinted window rolls down, revealing Horangi in the driver side with a stupid grin on his face. "Hurry up, don't you want to get home already?" He rushes. König rolls his eyes, opening the door with his good arm and ducking down. He slides into the truck, leaning his seat back just enough to get comfortable.

König's house ୨୧

"How's it feel being back?" Horangi asks, parking the truck in the driveway, the engine dying out as he turns the key. "Awful. I don't want to face my team after what happened." He admits. König knows it was practically an impossible mission for the average human. No one could take on a beast that big. But regardless, the guilt still lingered.

"Don't sweat it, König. I've got someone who will make you feel a lot better waiting inside your house. " Horangi tries to cheer him up, nudging his shoulder. He reaches for the handle, when könig stops him.

"Wait– I....I want to ask you something." König's voice is a lot softer than before. "Yeah?" Horangi leans back. "How.... are you so confident...showing your face? You know, with all the..." König gestures to the scar across his mouth that practically forced horangi to bare his teeth at all times, looking as if someone had tried ripping his face off.

"Well, i...I don't know. It just never bothered me much...." Horangi sounds more sentimental. "Oh, and the ladies think I look awesommme." "Ugh, you dog." König laughs, shoving his arm before they step out of the car.

As they walk into the house, Königs expression falters to one of confusion as he eyes down the man in the red body suit sitting on his couch, feet propped up on his coffee table with a bagel in his hand. He's immediately disgusted by the sight of the man's boots on his fine table.

"Woah..." the man takes his feet off, standing up to get a better look at König. "This..." Horangi points to the man. "..is Deadpool." König's eyes squint in confusion, he opens his mouth to speak, yet he's unable to form anything beyond "w-what?"

"You really are huge." Deadpool walks up, reaching up to pat and squeeze König's chest with no regard for his comfort or personal space. "Who the hell are you?" König grabs his hand firmly, his lips curled with annoyance. "Owwwww." Deadpool winces. "Easy there. Didn't he just tell you? I'm Deadpool!"

"Why are you dressed like Spiderman? This isn't some birthday party." "First off, how DARE you. My uniform is WAYYY more complex than Spiderman's could ever even DREAM of being. And Secondly, I'm here to assist you." He smiles beneath his mask, the main proof being the squint of his eyes.

"You? Assist me? How so?" He tilts his head. "Let me explain. You, my friend, are skilled in many fields, but monsters? Ain't one of em." "Who told you about the serpent?" König nearly yells at the man if not for his low, frowling tone. The incident had happened in a very secluded forest and they've been trying to keep it under wraps (as the government does) to avoid wide spread panic while they figure things out.

"Kortac reached out to me. You need my help."

"I don't need anyone's help." König retorts. "Hey! I hate to be the barrer of bad news but this isn't one of your regular missions, Schwarzenegger. You can't just fist fight your way out of this, its a massive cobra." Deadpool pokes his chest. "You dont tell me what I can do." "Hey! Hey.." Horangi intervenes, standing between the two. "Fighting with eachother just gives this snake more time to fuck things up. We need to spend more time working together if we're gonna stop this thing."

"Horangi is right. Youuu need to be more nice to me so I can help you." Deadpool pouts playfully. He's already getting on König's last nerve. "Let's start somewhere small!" Deadpool stands on his tippie toes, leaning his fave into König's big chest before wrapping his arms around his back, just barely able to reach around the sides. Horangi smiles at the sight, Deadpool nuzzling his nose into Königs sternum.

"We're gonna have sooo much fun together~" König groans at his words, not believing a word he says.

Thanks for reading! And remember, take care of yourself. <3

[imaginespazzi]

NIVI OMFG!!! CHAPTER 11 update?!

Okay I was the anon wayyy back that said you should include a scene where Azzi and Paige get into an argument about Stephie, and Aszi calls Stephie “my daughter”… yup you did your big one there 😭 it was so simple (stupid soda LOL), but had the effect that it needed to! Poor Paige, just a reminder about reality and how truly, Stephie is Azzi’s daughter first and foremost and not theirs 😭😭

Okay chapter 11 review time!!!

- holy shit, you writing P’s first W game and the fact that (ofc) it was against DC, and Azzi wasn’t there?!?! Idk why but I was holding out for her being there, like eventually coming at the end, and the fact that she didn’t is sooooo sad for Paige 😭 like poor Paige (I think my mind said “poor Paige” so many times throughout the chapter LOL), but I know that’s gonna stick with her forever

- DREWWWW. Nah man I’m sorry but Drew is just real! Call him a Pazzi hater rn, but he’s just looking out for his big sis! That scene of P in Drew’s room and Drew remembering that whole event… yeah that hit hard and made me cry fr fr 😭 I wish I could hug Paige lol

- the yapping comments about Paige?? How she was always a yapper, and then one day it just… stopped. Yeah girlie was broken and fr picked up the pieces and Drew was there and helped her do it. I can see why Drew resents Azzi now and I don’t fault him

- AND THEN AZZI ASKING PAIGE IF SHE’S FORGIVEN HER?? AND PAIGE DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING?? I would’ve genuinely been surprised if Paige said that she’s fully forgiven Azzi. I don’t think Paige has and I don’t think Paige has even fully processed what happened to them. I think she had to cope by blocking out what happened to them, rather than fully accepting it. And obvs, you can’t fully heal or forgive when that’s the case

- and then the ending, Azzi and Stephie hearing about Paige and her (what used to be) ultimate plan of getting to the Liberty?? That’s a big yikes, especially since Paige didn’t even tell them firsthand. Like idk how they’re all gonna recover from that.

Overall, I’m ngl, Azzi gave opp energy 😭 and I love Azzi down bad and obvs this chapter was from Paige’s POV, but man I am hurting for Paige LOL. My review and thoughts are already long as shit so imma stop now. But thanks again Nivi for the wonderful chapter! It was well worth the wait! (PS: Pls give Paige a big hug for me lol)

Ah omg friend that was you? Well I'm glad I did that justice. I wasn't initially sure if that was gonna happen in this chapter specifically but it made sense and unfortunately when it rains, it pours.

- I did actually consider maybe having Azzi come in but a) I already established that Azzi hasn't gone to see Paige play till the all-star game and b) I think if Azzi had actually tried something those first couple of months, the breakup never would've lasted this long.

- Drew's reaction is loosely based off of what I think my little brother's reaction would be which is basically that he'd be hella protective and honestly consider how much Drew has seen, it's definitely the right reaction in line with his emotions. I think when you see an older sibling, especially one that's so strong, break like that, it leaves an impression.

- Paige basically hasn't ever given herself time to think about what happened. She had basketball and in the middle she had Olivia and then eventually it was all Azzi and Stephie. She's never given herself the opportunity to really get closure within herself about the breakup.

- Ah maybe they don't recover? Maybe some things just aren't meant to be?

Eyyy not too much on Azzi but no I get where you're coming from. She definitely did a number on Paige but hopefully you'll all feel a little more sympathetic when get more of Azzi's perspective on everything.

[ama-dillo]

Did anyone else forget they viciously hated season 15 of supernatural. I'm on episode 17 of my whole series binge and I'm seething at what they did to Dean. Let alone how passive Castiel is before his final moments. Knowing the next episode they kill him off makes me infuriated.

Watching this season is like sex on meth. It's good when it's there but for terrible reasons and it feels nice untill it's all gone and your left empty and sad and worse than you started. (I wouldn't know, don't do drugs, kids.)

Watching Dean go on a world ending tantrum. Jack dying with the Adam bomb (get it, Adam). Cass not using any of his resources or even stopping Dean like he was supposed to.

Sam's classic we need each other speech used before every season finale was honestly stupid that it had to come to that. The Dean thing was wayyy out of left feild I was half expecting him to stamp his foot into the ground and pout.

I just don't see an ending. I see panick and rush and big stakes but what I don't see is reccelaition or Dean finally getting peace in any way shape or form.

I don't see Castiel getting treated any better than he has since season like 10. He's the most useful asset and he's treated like shit and then when he leaves everyone gets pissed like they didn't drive him away.

And Sam... Don't get me started on how much Sam DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PICK HIS BATTLES!!! He was all for trapping Jack in a box (L.O.L) for enternity just a while ago. Sam can't decide if he wants to be Dean's supportive yes man cheerleader or a character with problems and emotions. The flip flopping is making me mad. He can't even have his own opinion about Jack without Dean's approval.

Speaking of Jack I just kinda don't think they knew what to do with his character when they're done doing the whole " oOoO is he good or eViL" thing they just try to kill him and and give him kind the same arc he has with Duma about making his Dad's proud which is stupid. I don't think he was givien a lot of character let alone character development so any season plot solely about him flops in my mind.

Speaking of character development. Instead of deep plots with character growth and soft down to earth inner meaning. They yell and scream at each other and I feel like none of the characters like each other anymore. Happy moments are few and far between. Dean had some serious character assassination and Sam basically got declawed after the show decided he wasn't "main character enough" to have his own arcs in Dean's spotlight.

Btw at multiple points I was SCREAMING at my television the writing 😭💀. I think at one point I said " it feels like the writers are slamming their faces into the plot and painting with their wrinkly foreheads" (for well needed context, I am pro union always have been and no matter what choices execs or producers or writers choose to make everyone deserves live able wage)

But the writing got worse with age (though the direction and color grading got way better shots from the show look fantastic) I just don't think the team had any heart of new ideas to share with the class and as someone who goes to Supernatural to cry at the end of the day when the world is too much. It breaks my heart when Sam and Dean aren't Sam and Dean anymore.

God is the writers.

Chuck wanted an ending where the brothers killed each other.

The wanted an ending where everyone dies the end.

Though chuck didn't get what he wanted they certainly did.

I don't know. If you like this season I envy you. If you think this is the perfect ending and you love it, I am so happy for you. But me personally. This is not it.

[zukikoof]

dtqk + calling them pretty

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im so tired rn and no proof reading went into it so yeah

cw: mentions of overworking

pronouns : you /your

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         dream

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Me? Pretty???????

He's so confused

Especially because of the location

So it's when you guys are out

Yall went to an amusement park

And Dream is a pretty tough guy, it's hard to get him scared ig

But this man is the embodiment of terrorised when it comes to heights

But you, live life on the edge yk

So when dream hears that you want to go on the rollercoaster

He goes with it because I mean it's you

Now, the second you get off your just laughing at him ( but of course you were laughing at him on the ride too)

You decide to tease him about his fear

And just say something like

“Awwww were you scared pretty boy????”

With the cockiest smile you could ever have

He's just like

“N-no i wasn't”

All that stuff and it's just insanely funny

Obvs telling this to Sapnap

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george

———————-———————-———————-———————-—————— Yeah he is

And he knows but still is super shy

His fans call him that so he's used to it but you saying it is just ANSBJAKA

Its George so it happens when you two are almost asleep

Like you guys probably came back from something stupid but casual

Most likely got some fast food

And you two are just next to each other y'know just vibing

Until you look up to him to break the comfortable silence with the most piercing thing

“You're very pretty like this”

He looks at you like :0

“Oh uh okay”

But hes freaking out

Stutters like a lot

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sapnap

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Ikr bbg

Just so chill about it

But the fans weren't

He was streaming

A boring valo stream

With you just sitting somewhere off camera but the fans know you

And know you're there

He just won a match and was like so insanely happy about this win for some reason you don't know about

You heard his cheering and turned to face him

You do it for a while as hes just talking to chat about his “epic win”

Until he turns to see you staring

“Whatcha looking at?”

You look at him wondering for a few minutes

Waiting for your brain to come up with a witty response

And it doesn't disappoint

You look at him with more concentration and just flat out tells him

“You're pretty”

Thats it from you because you continue what youre doing on your phone

Leaving him being like

“Yeah i am”

Tells chat even though they heard for confirmation

Lets just say, it got clipped everywhere, trending on twitter and going in a “y/n and Sapnap cute moments”

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          karl

———————-———————-———————-———————-—————— So giggly

Now, let's imagine you have a polaroid

Okay so when you got your polaroid you just would take pictures of things you like and Karl was one of them

You two were on a picnic date

On a hill, with a very enchanting forest behind that let trees fade into your spot

There were an abundance of flowers too :]

Therefore you made him a flower crown

And Karl was laughing

So you took the opportunity to snap a picture

A very cute picture

When he realised he was giggling even more

“I like taking pictures of things I find pretty”

Yeah lets say his hands and head were magnetised to each other

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          quackity

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Sad boy

I mean, college is hard :(

He's becoming a lawyer and that's very impressive so that means a lot of ups and downs but you still stick with him

But still, hes sad

So you make appearances during his little study sessions to help him out with flash cards and stuff (idk how law study works)

Quackity would love it sm

His favourite person helping him?

Omg

Well you also come to remind him stuff or to ask stuff

But today you noticed he was wayyy stressed

So you went to check on him

Hes sat at his desk with tears ligning his face

You, a concerned partner, go check on him

You tell him that he means the word to you

And you make him take a break (breaks are important)

He obliged

Now you two were on his bed cuddling, his head in your arms

You looked down at him and muttered “you're quite pretty y’know?“

He was sat there in shock but he was so absolutely in love

Quackity’s  eyes were literal hearts staring at you <33

[bonesandthebees]

Hi. I am not an anon that's appeared before, I just have a lot of thoughts about the latest chapter and need to put them somewhere. I might drop more of my thoughts in here more since character analysis is my shit but take this for now.

→ Phil

• I think he does care for Wilbur far more than he originally planned to, he seems to genuinely want to mentor Wilbur now compared to at the start of the fic where he came across as darker and more threatening. He always saw Wilbur with potential but his intentions are more good hearted if that makes sense???

• He's opened up far more than he'd need to in order to manipulate Wilbur BUT I am also considering that he could have been lying about certain aspects of his past to exploit Wilbur's fucked up childhood in getting him to trust him more. Which, fuck you Phil if that's the case.

• However there are little things that I think show the hairline cracks in Phil's little manipulation schtick. Threatening Quackity after he punched Wilbur is one. It would have been enough to tell him to lay off but the proclamation of the boys being under his protection and his is a bit overkill. Did it successfully get Quackity to fuck off? Yes but they could have gone about it in another way. That particular framing of it & putting the act of harming either of them on the same level as harming himself or Techno is hugeee.

• Another is ofc the litte bird thing & that whole wing connection they have. Even Phil himself looks to have caught the dreaded affectionate parental feelings he has for Wilbur and immediately shut down when he realised what it was. That whole thing I personally believe is way too close to home for Phil but I'm always willing to admit I'm wrong. Maybe it was just really obvious how fatherless Wilbur was and Phil went 'Watch me manipulate this' but I'm still on the side of the 'I'd teach you' wings thing is wayyy too personal and paternal for there to not be some kind of affection there, especially with his reaction afterwards.

• Either way, Phil, fuck you. Respectfully. This is messed up.

→ Techno

Ooooo boy. Techno's complicated. I am not gonna have as much to say about him, I'll have to think about it more but fuck it we ball let's go. I think Wilbur's thoughts on him earlier in the chapter are accurate; he has a goal and he's straightforward(ish) in trying to achieve it. He was very clear and open with the 'I want you to join the AE. That is my end goal'. /He/ hasn't outwardly said it but it can be found throughout the story, straight out said or otherwise implied, that they play dirty. Techno especially, he is the one constantly being connected to the Themisian texts found in the library, Phil is not mentioned with them that I recall.

• The AE leaders are meant to be kind of mirrors for the boys, Phil and Wilbur and Techno and Tommy so my brain is currently working under the assumption that 'okay. Phil and Wilbur prefer to argue rather than physically fight while Techno and Tommy are the opposite in the sense that they have more of a natural knack and skill for it than politics.'

• Obv Bedrock bros can debate and everything, they're not stupid but it's been shown multiple times that Techno does not tend to do the flowery language or the layers. He says it straight or he doesn't say shit. Phil is the main politics man.

• Does Techno genuinely care for Tommy? Yes I think he does. I think it's a situation similar to Phil where he cares a lot more for Tommy than he planned to but he's less constipated about it than Phil is the best way I can put it.

• Like, Phil shut down when he realised how much he cares for Wilbur and telling him to leave but I can't imagine Techno doing the same. Techno is awkward yes but I think he'd be more 'oh this a thing' than Phil's 'abort abort fuck oh shit this wasn't meant to happen'. Especially since Techno is mentoring Ranboo, someone who is close in age to Tommy so I'm under the assumption that he would have some kind of expectation of 'I might get attached'.

• These are not as cohesive as Phil's bc obviously we have more insight on Wilbur and Phil's relationship since stars is told from Wilbur's perspective but this is what I came up with for Techno. I could be completely off the mark but I'm willing to accept that loss, even if my heart dies.

→ Ranboo

Ohhh lord. Ranboo you are so silly. Silly little guy honestly.

• The poor kid is desperate to prove his worth. That is obvious enough from how he was grasping at straws trying to get Techno to keep him on for the spy business.

• He cares for Tommy. The asking how to calm him down could have been a way to manipulate Wilbur into opening up to him more but the little detail of him mentioning it to Techno at least confirms that is was mostly from a place of genuine concern and care though it does serve a dual purpose, even if Ranboo didn't exactly see it that way at the time.

• I don't think Ranboo is entirely malicious with this spy thing. I just think that he wanted to prove that he could be more useful to Emduo and they saw an opportunity to get an in w the princes in case they don't, especially with Tommy given how close they are in age. Tommy would be more drawn to someone his age, it's natural.

• However this does raise a question in my mind of does Aimsey have a role in this. Probably not but if we're strolling down the path of confirming Wilbur's paranoia, why not crush that part of our hearts as well?

• I don't think it's very likely but it would be interesting if the boys had no one left in the palace they could trust, bar Jack for Wilbur.

Overall, very well played Bee. Consider my heart shattered and I hope you can make some ounce of sense of my post revelation adhd thoughts. I am least confident in my Techno analysis, I will need to go over the entire fic again with my magnifying glass. Did this make me feel like I'm in English class? A bit yeah but I had fun : )

ooooo welcome to the analysis crew anon!!! these are all really good thoughts!!

obviously I can't confirm or deny a lot of it, but i will say a lot of your analysis is very spot on. I want to leave phil's motivations in mystery for the time being, but I'll say that what you said about techno is pretty damn accurate. he's very straightforward with what he wants and also has a lot more emotional intelligence than phil does, so he handles situations involving emotions a lot better. maybe not smoothly, he's super awkward, but he handles it better than phil would.

and ranboo... yeah, he's desperate to prove his worth. I won't say if there's genuine care in there or not, that's for you guys to figure out when we see him next, but he's definitely desperate to prove himself to ae duo.

also I'll confirm right off the bat that aimsey knew nothing about this. aimsey is a very inherently good person who doesn't like the idea of using underhanded methods to get ahead, so if they had known that ranboo was a spy for ae duo they would not have encouraged ranboo's friendship with the brothers. if aimsey finds out... they'll be pissed. but of course, wilbur and tommy don't know this! they have no idea who they can trust anymore!

I'm glad you had fun analyzing!! it was really interesting to read ty for sharing it with me!!

[yamithediaperdork]

The Avatar is a diaper perv! (Legend of Korra)

Korra smirked as she stalked the streets of republic city. it was late at night and everyone was asleep back home on air temple island and the streets were for the most part deserted.

this worked out just fine for the latest avatar since it let her enjoy her favorite past time with all the risks that came with it while they were minimized.

The past time in question was being a big stupid diaper baby, and being teased for it. (well that and a set of minor add-ons, like stern mommies, being treated like a baby and all that jazz) As such Korra was currently waddling around, her big girl clothes folded up and waiting for her in the the back of a ally half a block from where she was, wearing only a tight white top that she had written 'dumb baby' on, getting some of the letters backwards on purpose to help the effect, her shoes and a massive thick white cloth diaper that she had made using several bed sheets.

the hardest part of it all have been tracking down and buying the large safety pins she was using to keep the massive thing pinned around her hips, it was already almost down to her kneecaps without drooping so she knew she needed a good pair.

She hadn't been able to get her hands on a pacifier though since well, her diaper perversions were known to everyone on the island and with Tenzin disapproving of it (feeling it was actions unbecoming of the avatar, which duh, is part of why it was so naughty and fun) had taken steps to lock away any baby supplies on the island.

'what I SHOULD do is see if I can find a late night shop and just buy one! oh man, think of the looks on the clerks faces when I waddle in!' Korra mentally giggled, a hand moving down to rub the front of her massive diapers when suddenly she was being lifted up by the back of them, a diaper wedgie and heard a cold voice that she knew VERY well and didn't have to turn around to know who had her.

"Just WHAT do you think your doing little lady!?" Hiss the chief of police, Lin.

She was one of the one's who knew about Korra's perversions and actually had been the main reason her little waddle of shame had been kept under wraps. Like Tenzin she disproved of Korra's actions.

"Would you believe that we were all out of milk and I was doing Tenzin a solid and going and getting some?" Korra asked, sweat dropping even as she was twirled to look the older woman in the eyes and finding herself enjoying her wedgie wayyy more then she should.

"And you had to do this dressed like a ..'dumb baby' because?" Lin asked, raising a eyebrow as she read the front of Korra's shirt.

"Oh well what do you know, I AM dressed like that! shucks, I was half asleep when I got dressed s-" The big baby tried to say, lying though her teeth of course.

"ENOUGH! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to keep covering up for you? what do you think would happen if everyone in the city found out that you get your rocks off in diapers and being teased?" Lin asked, and sighed as Korra got a dreamy look on her face. "Forget I asked.. Look, It's clear your NOT going to stop this on your own, so there's only one solution I can think of." Lin said, dropping Korra on her butt which thanks to the padding didn't hurt a bit.

"Oh?" Korra asked.

"I'm going to baby you and tease you so much you'll be crying and begging me to stop, and never wanna play diaper perv again!" She said and smirked.

"...Yes. yes you are totally right. that's EXACTLY the punishment I need!" Korra squealed and with a burst of air bending was on her feet and glomping the metal bender, making Lin wonder for a second if she had just pour fuel on a fire.

Sneaking Korra away to Lin's Apartment wasn't easy, but the pair managed to pull it off and Korra could only squeal and dance in place as she looked in the living room, then waddled around pointing and gushing.

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! You've got a me sized playpen! And a highchair! and a crib! and paddle for when I'm bad and a corner set up for time outs!"

"And lots of extra diapers, though not a infinite supply so you'll be sitting in your messes for awhile to make them last. By the end of this your gonna have a diaper rash little lady." Lin said.

the humiliation of having to order all of these items had been almost unbearable with more then one of the devilry boys who had brought them thinking they were for her. But Lin had figured that this was just the kind of wake up call that the avatar needed even if Tenzin had shot her down, saying the idea would never work.

'I'll show him and cure the avatar. two birds one stone.' She mused.

"Oh oh oh! tell me you have like, the worst tasting baby food ready and I'll have my arms pinned at my sides while you spoon feed me!" Korra giggled, clearly not scared yet.

"Trust me I do. And your gonna lost that excitement before long. but for now, it's times for bed you big dumb baby." Lin said, and had to admit the way Korra swooned when she called her that -was- kinda cute.

"Yes mommy!" she gushed and with a burst of air bending got herself into the large grey crib, noting restraints on it for the wrists and ankles. "Ohhh I'm gonna be trapped in here till YOU decide to deal with me!" Korra gushed, eyes going all starry.

"that's right. and.." And Lin walked over, pulling out a locking paci gag. "Babies should be seen, not heard."

Korra as expected opened her mouth wide and gave zero fuss as the gag was locked on, before Lin was even finished with getting it in place Korra had already started to drool.

Next came the wrist and ankle restaints so the girl was nice and helpless, in just her top and diapers and Lin leaned over the railing, smirking.

"Look at you, the most powerful bender in the world, the latest in a line of blessed being..and you're nothing but a stupid diaper wearing pervert baby." Lin teased, watching as Korra's cheeks darkened. "Maybe I should really ramp this up. call over the rest of your little team. I wonder what Mako and Bolin would say seeing you like this and knowing it was all your own choice?"

the avatar shut her eyes, picture that and her blush got worse, she had never thought about the boys finding out, Bolin wouldn't be so bad but her ex boyfriend!?!

"I'm sure Asami would just be tickled pink seeing you in all you big baby glory. Knowing that she'd never have to worry about you stealing anther boy from her again. You'd be too busy filling your diapies like the big dumb baby you are. Or heck, maybe she'd gush and wanna take you on as her baby girlfriend, leading you around on a leash while you crawl on all fours."

Ok, THERE was a button not so much pushed but smashed with a hammer, and Korra was squirming big time now, trying to rub her legs together or reach down to pat the front of his diaper and finding out the restraints weren't just for show, as she mumbled around her paci.

"Awww does widdle baby Korra wanna make a big girl mess in her diapies?" Lin teased, reaching down like she was about to rub the from of them as Korra nodded her head rapidly. "Tough, dumb babies don't get to make those. they get to go tinkle and uh-oh and get laughed at." Lin said and pulled her hand away.

Korra whined and pleaded with Lin to just give her a few diaper rubs, it was all she would need but the chief was standing up now.

"See? I told you it wouldn't be all fun and games. try and have a good sleep baby girl. you've got a LONG day ahead of you tomorrow." Lin promised and walked away, turning off the ceiling light but switching on a lamp as a makeshift night light and then walking away, laughing.

'...OK damn, she is GOOD! I wanna punch her and rub myself raw!' Korra thought as she squirmed about.

it would take a hour or so, but the big baby would finally drift off to sleep.

when Korra woke up the next morning it was to the sound of Lin on the phone, saying she was having Korra stay with her for a few days to get her away from the temptation of the baby supplies on the island and to keep a strict eye on her. it was a half truth but one that Korra was ok with because she didn't want Tenzin burst in here and ending her fun before she'd even gotten a single messy diaper lap ride.

As Lin finished up the phone call Korra could feel yesterdays lunch and supper making a move to come out of her, her bowels getting quickly super full and wondered if she should try and hold on just so she could experience a true helpless messing or just give in and fill her diapers, a surefire way to get Lin's attention on her as the chief seemed to be busy getting her own breakfast ready as Korra could smell coffee and hear and smell bacon and egg's being made, making her drool and squirm knowing her own breakfast was gonna be some sort of icky baby food.

The question of holding it or just letting it out became moot a bare moment latter however as with a loud sloppy fart Korra was filling the seat of her diapers, the stink filling up the living room/makeshift nursery in seconds and clearly not stopping there as she heard a cry of disgust coming from the kitchen.

In seconds Lin had stormed over and was looking down into the crib, holding her nose and glaring as Korra suckled on her paci gag, trying to give a sheepish smile.

"Really? you couldn't let me enjoy my breakfast?" the older lady asked.

"Mmppphhghh mmm Ummm?" Korra tried to reply.

"Well, I suppose Babies DO stink up the place." Lin said then flashed a grin, and went and opened a window but then walked past the crib, Korra crying out to get her attention. "Oh does baby want her diapie changed? does sitting in her poopie diaper not feel as good as she hoped knowing she doesn't get to pick when she gets out of it?"

Korra blushed and squirmed, nodding her head. the feeling of the mush around her was quickly going from thrilling to icky, and well, having to breath in though her nose she was getting a full on whiff of her stink.

"Tough. stupid little diaper pervs don't get to pick when they get their diapers changed." Lin said and cackled, heading back to the kitchen.

'..Anddd now I'm back to wanting to hump her leg again.' Korra thought.

Taking her time with her breakfast, Lin was glad that her sense of smell had been weakened/prepped for this sort of thing from babysitting Meelo.

Korra needed to suffer and if Lin could end all of this with just one poopie diaper it would be for the best, though she'd admit she was having more fun then she thought she would having a little diaper slut around.

'Heh..who knows..Maybe I'll see if there are any other wayward girls who need a infantile punishment.' she mused mentally, finishing her paper and coffee then coming out into the living room.

expecting to see a miserable Korra squirming and whining, she was disappointed as the avatar while blushing..was clearly trying to get herself off. the girl was sweating and rocking her hips but the restraints kept her from doing anything more then frustrating herself, and her eyes were shut tight as she suckled hard on her paci.

"Having fun I see." Lin said, leaning over the crib rail as Korra's eyes opened up, giving her a pleading look. "You might as well give up.. Little diaper filling perverts don't get to make cummies unless they earn it, and all you've done is ruin my breakfast. hardly a behavior I'll reward."

Korra whined and whimpered behind her paci gag, trying to give Lin Bambi eyes.

"Don't even bother stinky. I'm immune to the cutest of looks, and even if I worked, the fair your burning my nose hairs would negate it. Now I'm gonna let you out of your crib, and get some food in your tummy tum since clearly it's been cleared out, and MAYBE if your a good girl I'll think about changing your diaper afterwards."Lin chuckled. "Though I wonder how cute you'd look trying to be a big girl and having to deal with diaper rash?"

the threat didn't have the effect that Lin was hoping for, instead of scaring the little perv, Korra started squirming again trying to cream her diapies.

'...I'm gonna need to re-think this.'

It took every ounce of Korra's self control as she was let out of the crib to not just plop her butt on the floor and scoot over and hump the crib till she finally got her release. in her horn dog state she knew trying to bend would be pointless and Lin would just easily stop her before she could finish herself off anyways, and the young woman let herself be lead, waddling worse then every from her shit swelled diapers and quivering from her need till she was in the hard wood highchair, the tray locked in so her arms were pinned at her sides and a bib was tried around her neck.

"now I know this isn't going to taste all that good..but it's full of everything a big stupid diaper shitting pervert needs to keep her going and keep her making presents." Lin said, coming over with a bowl full of a foul smelling mush and setting it on the tray, then reaching up and removing the paci gag from Korra. "I expect you to eat it all up too, and if you want out of that stinky diaper you'll do it without a fuss."

"..Can I get a horise ride on your lap before my change if I'm a super good girl?" Korra asked, biting her bottom lip and thinking about how amazing it would feel.

"..I'll think about it." Lin said, then scooped up the first spoonful. "Here comes the air bison~"

Korra opened up, thinking about how she could handle some icky baby food like a CHAMP if it mean getting her horsie ride..then the gunk on the spoon made contract with her taste buds and her face screwed up, tears coming to her eyes.

She swallowed about half of it but then opened her mouth, tongue coming out and the other half spilling down her chin and bib.

"Gross! what is that!?!" She cried, out, scarping her tongue on her teeth now.

"It's a fruit and veggie mash." Lin said, smirking.

"How was it mashed up?!? With a cow bear's BUTT!?" Korra asked.

"Cute. I guess somebody didn't want that horise ride after all." Lin said, smirking and getting a second spoonful.

"..You are a evil evil woman, I hope you know that." Korra huffed, then closed her eyes and opened her mouth, a whimper coming out.

'I think I'd rather face Amon and my uncle at the same time then eat this..' she thought.

Lin was impressed, it was CLEAR how much the girl hated the mash, which Lin had gone out of her way to make as foul tasting as possible, and yet she didn't spit up any more of it and finished the whole bowl.She toyed with getting Korra a second bowl but the girl was burping lots and gagging every so often and Lin decided not to push her luck.

Getting Korra out of the highchair and snatching up a bottle of milk, she leg the smelly girl over to the couch and took a seat, getting Korra in her lap.

"..what kinda milk is it?" Korra asked, eyes wary.

"Just your normal everyday." Lin assured her, and popped the bottle in the avatars mouth.

Korra paused, suckled, then grinned around the nipple and started to suckle away eagerly, eyes closing in bliss as she nursed away. clearly enjoying being bottle fed like the big baby she was.

Halfway though the ba-ba Lin tugged it out of Korra's mouth, making the big baby whine and huff.

"What cha do that for!?" Korra whined.

"I need to burp you before you get a painful gas bubble." Lin explained.

"I don't...need to argue with that. Your totally right. I need to be burped!" Korra said, about to say she could belch on her own then realizing how much better this would be.

"Somehow I thought you'd like that." Lin said dryly, getting the pervert in place, legs wrapping around her waist and her head on her shoulder.

She wasn't shocked to feel Korra semi humping her destroyed diaper against her and just rolled her eyes, one hand cradling Korra to keep her from falling and the other gently patting the avatar's back.It didn't talk long for Korra to let out a ear shattering belch and then nuzzle into Lin, cooing and gurgling softly.

"L-Lin your the best dommy mommy ever! Can we keep doing this all the time!?" Korra mewed.

'...Anddd this has backfired horribly.. Tenzin's gonna kill me.' Lin thought though a small smile was on her face. "We'll see."

The end?