#like kakashi would be an amalgamation of how obito saw him as a kid and how he sees kakashi now

[khyrrn-v2]

Imagining a Naruto AU where the infinite tsukuyomi succeeds but the infinite dream theyre placed in is just the Golden Girls with Madara as Sophia and Obito as Dorothy. Any time a problematic man comes around, it’s just Black Zetsu in varying getups. I think Tobi (White Zetsu) would be Rose. Rin could play Blanche, and Stan could be Kakashi.

I imagine in Obito’s perfect world, no matter how much he may deny it, Kakashi is definitely in it. And I think his subconscious would just give Kakashi the role of shitty ex that he’s somehow still fond of. Meanwhile, Blanche has a lot of confidence and self worth (despite her episodic struggles with it) and I could see Obito manifesting her as this confident and sassy woman who always gets what she wants.(it’s the least she deserves)

I imagine Madara as Sophia bc of how much Obito idolized him, plus the time in the cave. I also like to think Shady Pines in this AU is literally just Death and Obito is rationalizing it.

This AU has a lot of holes bc it is 2AM and I am TIRED. I also know this is not exactly a service to the absolute beauty that is the Golden Girls, but I like to mash tv shows together and pretend they work. Please don’t take this seriously 🙏