#like just steve and nancy? nah that ship has sailed for me

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I've seen a LOT of people upset, thinking that Steve's going to end up with Jonathan and Nancy for large portions of season five. First, chill, we don't know almost anything, and we especially don't know more than they're sharing like A Singular Scene together.

Second of all, couldn't be me!!!! Bring me back to my monster hunting trio roots!!! When those three were fucking each other over and saving each other by turns? I had a blast! That's some compelling fucking television!!!!!

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ST4 spoilers + minor predictions

Sure, I liked Eddie a lot, but the death? Didn’t really do anything for me. It felt kind of cheap, like it didn’t really need to happen. There was no closure, there was no getting anything out of it. I wish that it felt worse, I guess? I mean if you’re going to kill a loved character, make it worth something. 

/ unrelated I guess, but I think the only way to put Max back in her mind (assuming she’s no longer there) is probably to kill Vecna properly, since it’s said he consumes them and locks them in his mind or something, and considering he was one flick of his scrawny looking wrist from snapping her neck and popping her eyes, I’d say he took everything from her but her actual eyes themselves. Like the eyeball.

I haven't seen the source so I'm taking this with a grain of salt, but people have been saying there’s going to be 5 main deaths but I think there’s going to be more. The very ending scene to me, says either 1- Everyone in that scene will, or 2- everyone in that scene will die. Everyone’s separated right now. 

Dustin has a 50/50 chance of living or dying. I don’t think they’ll kill him off, because I don’t think he’s served his full potential, plus he’s got Eddie-Death trauma to deal with, and Vecna isn’t needing a new portal with his whole portussy out in the open at Hawkins.

Mike I think has at least an 85% death potential. In my head it’s a higher number, but I don’t think the Duffer Bros will actually do it. 

Vickie is 100% going to die. Because Robin hasn’t been through the type of trauma the rest of them have dealt with. She’s been fun, goofy, and crushing. Plus she was finally getting along with Robin right at the end and Miracle Breakup or something with her bf.

Robin is like 35% death capable. However, she’ll die if we don’t get Premium Vickie Scenes because I can see the DB’s making her say something stupid while dying to Steve like ‘omg i never even got to kiss a girl this isn’t fair’ and laughing about while dying.

Nancy is 40/100. I kind of hope she dies, not because I dislike her, I love her,  but because it will hurt due to how prominent a part she plays in everyone's lives. Nancy will die and everyone will feel hopeless, then a miracle will happen. Or they just won’t kill her at all. 

Johnathon is going to 100% die. Nancy and Johnathon don’t have the guts to break up. Breaking up isn’t something you’re going to do in a warzone (as I assume the next season will be). Steve and Nancy are blindly sewing their ties back together like fools, meaning Johnathon is going to have to kick the bucket if the DB’s want the Steve/Nancy ship to sail once more. Or they’ll try and make up for the homophobia against Will damn Byers and just make him again as a poor excuse for a haha sorry about Will’s tragic life, here is A Gay.

Suzie and her family will live simply because Dustin doesn’t need anymore trauma. I assume they’ll play a big role, but they won’t die. 

Max will live. I think they could have done a lot more. If they actually killed her it would have been a fantastic death, really well done. But when El brought her back, I assume it means that power is going to be crucial in the next season, and I assume when Vecna is defeated Max will return to her body.

Steve I think 65% chance he will die. Dude’s got some wounds man. That’ll come back to bite him.

Will’s not going to die. After all the shit he’s put up with? Nah. But he ain’t going to be ok, either. He’s going to have a real bad time.

Whether Lucas lives or dies is codependent on Max. Lucas will die if it turns out that Max is going to be like that forever (or if she dies), but he’ll live if Max wakes up.

Erica is done for, but damn will she die the hero of the series. Live on Queen.

Not sure what to make of Hopper and Joyce. They’ll die hand in hand or they’ll live and raise the huge amount of orphaned children. Either that, and they die, and Steve has to adopt all these teenagers. Which means 100% one main kid will die at least. Since Steve wanted 5 or 6 kids. There’s 7 buddy. Mike, Will, El, Lucas, Erica, Max, Dustin. 

I also can’t be bothered to make a bigger prediction list. I have a notepad I’ve been scribbling in but all I’ve written is: 

[2/july/2022 I think Lucas, Erica, Dustin, Steve, Robin, Max, Mike will die. might die is: argyle, mrs wheeler, ted wheeler, vickie.] Which doesn’t reflect me thinking back on the choices.