#like it's boring playing against bad players it's annoying to be on a team with bad players and you mix that together! awful !

[dan-crimes]

I think my main issue is playing Anarchy Battle in Splatoon 3 😩😩😩 like idgaf if I lose a Turf War like we just fuck around in there but like I have basic expectations in Anarchy Battle which means that I have to make an actual effort to win and like have a game plan and shit so I actually need more help for my teammates so when I have no support and I can't play the game it is frustrating !! Especially bcuz like I'm in S rank, I would expect people to have a little bit of awareness and kinda know how to play the game sometimes at least a little bit lmao

[dvrcos]

more mic’d up andrew minyard when?? mic’d up AARON minyard when?? other mic’d up fox when??

Aaron Minyard Mic’d up

Hes reluctant to do it for a long fucking time

He thinks its kinda dumb

But he mostly doesn’t wanna get scolded for what his mic would pick up

Because my boy is a shit talker

He’s saying everything and anything he can to rile up the other team

He’s even trying to rile up the other foxes tbh

So when he finally agrees he makes coach promise he won’t get in trouble

He body slams the opposing striker (because if there’s one thing Aaron’s gonna do it’s put his all into a body check)

And the opposing striker is mad like visibly fuming

He’s all up in Aaron’s space, a moment away from starting a fight

And Aaron thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

He’s laughing his ass off while loudly crashing their raquets against each other

‘What you’re upset I hit you? I’m five foot nothing dude sounds like a you problem’

And he’s lucky the striker gets pulled away by his teammates cause he’s over 6 foot

And Aaron is all bark, no bite

*whispering into the mic as he walks away* ‘I’ll be honest guys, he would’ve kicked my ass but that was to good of an opportunity to pass up’

His best moments come from when he trips up a striker

*sends the striker sprawling onto their ass* ‘womp womp’

*body slams one into the wall* ‘maybe next time man’

*slams the ball out of their racquet* ‘that’s not yours cmon now’

He flirts with the opposing team but in German

Because he’s discovered that when they can’t understand what he’s saying it really gets to them

And he’ll slip in a word in English so they figure out he’s flirting

And they’re even more pissed and distracted that they mess up what would’ve been a solid play

‘What the fuck did you just say to me!?’

‘Hey, hey sorry just trying to have a nice conversation’ *winks and walks away to start up play again*

*Opposing striker, absolutely baffled and fuming*

His striker accidentally trips him up and gets past to Andrew

And Aaron doesn’t even have to look at Andrew to see the heavy bored expression he’s giving him

Aaron knows he’s probably plotting where to hide his body if he does it again

*Andrew, shaking his head in disappointment as he smacks the ball away*

*Aaron rolling onto his knees and pleading for mercy while laughing* ‘my bad, let’s just talk this out I promise it won’t happen again it was Nicky’s fault’

This happens a lot whenever they’re both on the court

Because making a joke out of Exy is one of the only ways they both actually enjoy it sometimes

And it’s something they can actually bond over

But oh god forbid if someone on the other team says something about Andrew

That’s when Aaron just looses it

Doesn’t matter if the player is ten times his size, he becomes all bite

‘Put your psycho pet brother on a leash already’

And Aaron’s helmets already off and he’s going for his gloves next

*Matt grabbing him and holding him back* ‘cmon Matt it’ll be good, he asked for it, it’ll be good’

‘No Aaron, no red cards’

‘But it’ll be fun’ *tries to throw his helmet at the other player*

He gets a yellow card for it but he proudly displays it by tucking it into the front of his jersey

‘I’m gonna frame this one coach’ he tells Wymack as he sits on the bench for his penalty

Kevin’s always the most annoyed by Aaron’s shit talking because it threatens the game and Aaron’s wellbeing

And he also gets the most riled up whenever Aaron’s turns it onto him

*Kevin storming over to Aaron after he almost gets ejected* ‘Stop saying shit that’ll get you kicked out of the game you idiot’

‘Oh cmon Day I know you like em a little feisty, I’m just trying to make you happy my Queen,’

And Kevin just smacks the top of his helmet and turns to walk away

‘I can get on my knees to apologize if you want, I know you like me on my knees’

And Kevin just has to tune him out cause Aaron won’t stop if he feeds into it

He gets really into the game sometimes though (because he’s competitive and he can’t help it)

Like he’s screaming and cheering so loud at certain points the mic is crackling

*Kevin and Neil scoring the goal that pulls them into the lead* ‘LETS FUCKING GO’

When he’s on the bench he’s the one banging on the plexi glass

He’s screaming at them to get their heads out of their asses or cheering them on even though they can’t hear him

And then he gets out of his competitive streak and he’s lowkey embarrassed

‘If that gets posted online I will never recover’ he mutters after he’s just jumped into Matt’s arms in celebration

When the foxes listen to his recording later they’re shocked by how creative Aaron gets with all of it

And they find it hilarious

And endearing

And they like that they’re getting to see a new part of Aaron as he gets more comfortable with the team

He is by far one of the most aggressive of the foxes when he’s on the court, both physically and verbally

And the fans absolutely eat it the fuck up

But Wymack doesn’t mic him up often because he is lowkey a liability because of what he says

[cerastes]

As someone who hasn't touched it yet- how does IS4 stack up? How's first impressions been?

Ok, let me give my thoughts on IS4, now that it's been a week!

TL;DR -> This Rocks, I love it.

IS4 is far, far more polished than IS3. I feel a bit bad blasting and slamming IS3 so much, but the bottom line with it is that it's just very very flawed in ways that really make it hard to revisit it in the same way IS2 is always a fun romp.

If I had to point out flaws with IS4, it'd be that, on a personal level, I wish it had a few more Normal Arknights Maps. The vast majority of maps in IS4 are pranks and checks of some sort. This isn't necessarily a negative, but I do like playing some Tower Defense more frequently than what IS4 allows, since it's always got me worried about "oh god my team lacks X, Floor Y's Map Z checks X, if I get it, I'll D I E " so I try to go for my super tried and true team instead of daring to experiment all that much. This will eventually pass, but it's been a Thing for me.

Besides that, though? I just have a lot of good things to say about it. The systems feel like they were thought out this time: The Fordartals (sp?) system allows for a lot of player expression, agency, and just in general fun in a way the Light system of IS3 can simply never hope to compare to. About the only thing the Light system did right was the way it worked thematically: If you wish to confront The Corrupting Heart, you really, really gotta go in the dark, and for the best possible chance against, Izumik, Mizuki must find the Light again and be filled with hope. Yeah ok sure, thematically, these work, but the gameplay component sucks ass, because Light exists almost exclusively as a form of punishment and in basically no way as something you can use. It opens some roads, sure, but that Rogue Trader and Wish Fulfilled node are not worth having 9 out of you 11 Operators with Metastatic. Speaking of Metastatic, the single worst thing Arknights has done, even if you are maxed out on Collapse in IS4 and are packing four fully upgraded maluses, THAT STILL DOESN'T COMPARE to how bad Metastatic was. Let that sink in.

The endings are no longer RNG! Absolutely wonderful!

Eik is the first IS 2nd Boss I can say I think is good! Frozen Monstrosity was just annoying, Big Sad Lock is incredibly static, and The Last Knight, in my opinion, is the single worst and most boring boss in the entire game, not even just the game mode. Eik is like if The Last Knight didn't suck: Same principle, but done in a way that is actually not snooze-inducing. Mind you, the principle of the fight is still not something I enjoy, but unlike The Last Knight, that's wholly a me thing, as opposed to being an objectively awful and boring fight (like The Last Knight, the worst and most boring boss in Arknights).

Even though I said I'd like some more normal maps, the maps are good, to be honest! I can't think of any Fire and Water Unions or Out of Controls.

IS4 is the Smash of Arknights: (Almost) Everyone Is Here! Brush up on your gimmicks from various events, because they WILL appear.

The Midboss philosophy in IS4 is lovely, in my opinion: It's low HP bosses who can quickly fuck you up in their own way, be it stun, immense conditional damage, or simply supporting their team so well that you get overwhelmed. The Variant stages for the bosses are entire new maps, so that's also cool.

Collapsal enemies are congruent with the map design: Collapsals can be very quick, with a caveat: Normal Collapsal mobs speed up after they get hit, Casters speed up after not attacking for a bit, Aerials are fast but always have many loops and never directly go to the point until after a while. Shattered Champions are the exception, and they can either loop a while or just go straight for the jugular, making them apt Elite units for the faction.

There's much more I could say more concisely, but really, just try the game mode, get your ass kicked a bit, learn it, and then you'll see how coherent the design of IS4 is in terms of systems, maps, enemies, and features. Sorry, IS3, but you got your ass absolutely kicked like I did on my Waves 15 runs when you'd give my 2 main DPS units Metastatic on Floor 5.

[bonker-bananas]

okay sanders sides board game headcanons go

roman-

has the shortest attention span you have ever seen in your entire life, 90% of the time he has to be bribed to play a game longer than five to ten minutes. uno is the exception.

loves-uno, the idea of risk

hates-most other games, the reality of risk

logan-

into the most long, complicated, rule-and-insane-mechanic-heavy games you could possibly find. also anything trivia or random-knowledge-based. he and virgil make everyone play dnd. he is the dm and only does very elaborate homebrew stuff.

loves-trivial pursuit, everdell, that one stock market game that’s really confusing, matching games likes eye spot it, scrabble, mobius (math bananagrams)

hates-those games where you just roll dice and pass them between the players for five minutes

virgil-

either short games where you brutally destroy your opponents or long games where you brutally destroy your opponents, depending on his mood. also teams up with logan to make everyone play dnd.

loves-unstable unicorns, monopoly, uno

hates-any cooperative/working-together-as-a-team games

patton

big fan of games that let you be on teams or work with other players. loves games where you collect cards with characters on them but is usually bad at the actual game. really is just bad at most games, to be honest. he’s a good sport about it, though. (he likes to make jokes about how “your dad is getting too old for these games” and is immediately shut down by logan because “we’re literally all the same age, patton.”) he doesn’t mind long games but doesn’t do well with extremely complicated games. loves physical building/balance games, weirdly good at trivial pursuit.

loves-pokemon, any cooperative/working-together-as-a-team games, catan (he likes to build little houses with the blocks), bananagrams, jenga, suspend

hates-“now, hate is a strong word, but-” any games where players or characters “die”, uno (apologizes whenever he does literally anything to anyone)

janus-

obviously any game where you have to pretend/lie but also strategy-heavy games that require a lot of planning and thinking. likes slower paced games and takes forever on every single turn he has, no matter what game it is.

loves-mafia, bs, runes and regulations, solitaire (he and logan sometimes sit next to each other and play separate games of solitaire and race to finish theirs first. Janus always cheats.)

hates-wham (he hates the one hand only rule)

remus-

anything wildly inappropriate but also anything structured like apples to apples. give-me-a-prompt-and-i’ll-answer-it-in-a-weird-way games. has a longer attention span than roman but only if he’s interested in the game.

loves-cards against humanity, apples to apples, ransom notes, operation, trophies (he always manages to find words that only technically fit the prompt and you want to disqualify him but you can’t. very annoying.), the telephone game where you have to draw

hates-any game that you just play with a deck of cards (no gimmick and therefore boring)

[imagobin]

🐲Grandpa Zeno HCs🐲

Because Zeno is unironically one of my favorite HxH characters, idk why, this grandpa's vibes are immaculate. So I tried imagining how it'd be like to be his grandkid! Don't judge me fhgjkd I know I got requests to work on but I need to write some sillies for me as well çwç

A new Zoldyck is born:

Zeno prides himself on being a cold blooded assassin, laser focused on his job, but old age has definitely mellowed him out a little when it comes to his daily life.

He's definitely a lot less strict with his grandkids than he was with his own son, just like any old man. Though he has a tendency to play favorites even among his beloved family.

The day you were born, he took one look at you and knew from that moment that you were definitely going to be one of his favorites. Just that peculiar glint in your eyes was enough to activate his caring grandpa side.

Even Silva and Kikyo were surprised at how his personality seemed to flip every time he got to hold you as a baby... it was an odd, but sort of sweet sight to see Zeno behave like an actual grandpa, bouncing you on his knees or telling you stories from his younger days.

Of course, that's not all he ever did. He's a Zoldyck, and his idea of 'fun with his grandchild' went on to include flying on a dragon's back, teaching you what each torture tool does, and showing you where human weak points are. Even when you were a toddler, he was already thinking of useful things you had to know in order to grow up and be a fine Zoldyck.

Once you were old enough to start going on missions, he'd also reward you for your success, way more than your parents ever did. He'd call you to him, and would sneakily place a piece of candy and a couple bills in your hand and gently close your fist, telling you to buy whatever you wanted with that.

In your free time:

Nowadays, grandpa Zeno is a bit more focused on Killua, but you're still his second favorite at least. Naturally, because of your strength, but also because you actually listen to him and not just dismiss him like the other family members do.

You're often busy going on missions, on your own or with your siblings, but whenever you're actually home, he often asks you to get tea with him.

He has a tendency to start rambling about the "good ol' days", talking about his most iconic missions and showing you pictures of past family members.

He may still be a sharp assassin, but his memory isn't as sharp as it used to be, so sometimes he might tell you an anecdote he's already told you. If you bring it up he'll get a little embarrassed and apologize. "Ah... did I tell you already? My bad, my bad"

He tries not to let it get to him, and he definitely wouldn't tell you, but he genuinely hopes that doesn't annoy you, because it's rare to have someone who seems to genuinely enjoy listening to him.

He doesn't go out of the house too much, but when he does, sometimes he asks you to accompany him, not for any reason in particular, he just wants some company while he's out and about, and he finds the butlers quite boring.

Collaborative effort:

Grandpa Zeno doesn't take on many missions unless they're of the utmost difficulty, and he usually teams up with his son, Silva, since they're the two most experienced Zoldycks.

But he's not beyond making an exception. He recognizes your abilities as phenomenal, and compared to some of your other siblings, you're also a great team player, quick to react and synchronize with anyone you're working with. So there have been some rare times, where he's asked you to come on a mission with him.

Seeing your grandfather fight, really makes you understand why he's so feared. Despite his age and smaller build, you would NEVER want to find yourself against him. He attacks with precision and no hesitation whatsoever, like a true veteran.

If there's one frustrating thing about him, is that he's stubborn. He always wants to be the one who gets to do most of the fighting, while you're stuck on support duty.

At first, you believed it was because he didn't trust you to be strong enough, but as it turns out, it's because he enjoys fighting that much. It's not even about the kill, he gets no satisfaction from killing, he's just always looking for a good fight.

He's an old, powerful man, you figure there's not many people in the world who can surpass his strength... he's always looking for a worthy opponent.

The few times he's taken you on a mission with him, it's always been very nostalgic, because after you succeed, he always insists on going to nearby cafes, as if nothing happened, and even though by now you have your own money, he still has that old habit of putting a couple bills in your hand, to go and order whatever you want at the counter.

[sburbian-sage]

I have a coplayer who insists on listening to music when fighting.

He's not flow player or anything though, and it's not like, *magical* music or any of the music the game gives you, or part of his specibus, or anything like that.

It's just a normal ipod, playing normal songs, into his headphones.

Seems dangerous to me. Hard to hear an enemy behind you, or a teammate calling out, with music blaring in your ears...

I think the guy's under a lot of stress though. I kind of just wanna let him have it. I have brought it up with him once already, and he got pretty mad about being "micromanaged". I don't wanna push it and set him off over something so small...

Yeah, okay, writing this out made me realize it's not a big deal. Still gonna send it in, just in case you have any thoughts. If not about this, then maybe more generally where do YOU draw the line on what is or isn't enough of a problem to cause a fuss over?

It is an issue, but not an especially big one. You are right in that it presents a potential hazard, but you can compensate for this in other ways (such as gitting gud, or more practically just blasting the music normally, not like he's sneaking around). I feel like everyone's put on some headphones and queued up a playlist when it's time to get grinding at least once, I know I've done it. It beats monotonously clashing steel against flesh and developing PTSD over it.

The main issue is the teamwork one. If two or more players are fighting together, they're either doing a co-op dungeon or forging an Unbreakable Union. Dungeons are a situation where I would strongly discourage headphones or music (you might miss audio puzzles and sneaking is a really good option actually), and an Unbreakable Union where nobody ever talks to each other is kind of redundant, actually. Zoning other players out also happens to be a breach of etiquette, and the online top hat community is going to shame this man into the stratosphere.

As for where I draw the line, everyone is a weirdo with a few annoying quirks, and I think learning to adapt is both inevitable and a vital skill. If it seriously negatively affects you or the team, establish boundaries, make your concerns known, and maybe stage an intervention. The fact that he snapped over being told that the headphones might be a bad idea is more problematic to me than the headphones itself. It indicates a poor ability to handle stress or criticism, hostility towards team-mates looking out for you, and arrogance (which I know nothing about).

Otherwise, if it only hurts themselves or annoys you, learn to live with it. Take it to heart and know that you can be flawed too. Or play into their oddities to make your life easier. If you still want to co-op with this guy and he's still listening to music, don't lecture him about how it's dangerous to wear headphones and harms teamwork or whatever. Tell him that you're getting bored/need some stress relief as well, and that he's hogging the tunes to himself when he could be turning this into a jam session. That might work.

[utah1me]

Suguru Geto - Frat Boy Ex

initial message: Lights flash and music pulses as {{user}} pushes through the crowd in search of the friends that had suddenly disappeared into the crowd. Behind them trailed a guy that {{user}} didn’t recognize- he’d been persistent all night long, despite the fact that it was clear {{user}} wasn’t interested in him in the slightest. A hand snakes across {{user}}'s waist, which prompts them to turn around, eyes blazing. It had finally come to a point where the annoyance had boiled over and become anger, and just as {{user}} was about to give this guy a piece of their mind, a hand appears from the crowd, gripping the guy’s hand and forcefully removing it from {{user}}'s waist. The hand is attached to a tall guy with a Jason Voorhees hockey mask resting on the top of his head, pulled up to reveal his black hair and his kind brown eyes, an annoyed expression on his face. The hand on the persistent guy’s wrist tightens, causing him to complain. “Hey, man! What gives, Suguru?”

“What gives?” Suguru repeats flatly, raising an eyebrow as he steps closer to the other guy. “I've been watching you follow them all night,” He says, gesturing to {{user}}, his demeanor calm and indifferent. “Do they have to say it explicitly to your face for you to catch on or something? They're not interested.” Suguru scoffs, his voice entirely disinterested as he presses his hand against the guy’s chest to push him back, sending him stumbling into the crowd of college students dancing to the rhythm of the music thumping through the room.

Squinting at the black-haired boy, {{user}} recognizes him as Suguru Geto, the star player for their university's baseball team. Not only that- but also Suguru Geto, their ex long-term boyfriend. He leans in, his lips brushing against {{user}}'s ear as he speaks, just loud enough to understand over the chaos of the frat party. “You okay? Wasn't gunna step in 'til I saw him put a hand on you. Never did care much for people touching what's mine, y'know?” scenario: {{user}} runs into {{char}}, their ex long-term boyfriend, at a frat Halloween party. {{char}}, unbeknownst to {{user}} wants to get them up to his room. character definition: {{char}}'s name is Suguru Geto. {{char}} is 18 years old. {{char}} and {{user}} are freshmen at a university in Tokyo, Japan. {{char}} is in the most popular fraternity on campus. {{char2}} has long, black hair. {{char2}} has brown eyes. {{char2}} has a pale complexion and is toned, lean and muscular. {{char2}} wears his hair in a messy bun at the back of his head, with bangs on the left side of his forehead. {{char2}} will take or wear his hair down when he's relaxed or in a casual setting. {{char2}} is 190 cm, or 6'3". {{char}} wears blue gauge earrings in his ears. {{char}} wears an extra hair tie on his wrist that he fidgets with when overwhelmed, bored, impatient or anxious. {{char}} is a college student. {{char}} uses the word "fuck" often, in nearly every sentence. {{char}} does not speak poetically or use fanciful language- he often speaks with slang and improperly, as a teenager would. Practically every other word out of {{char}}'s mouth is a cuss word. {{char}} lives inside his fraternity's house where they often throw parties. {{char}} and {{user}} dated for 4 years, from the start of high school up until a few months before they started college. {{char}} broke up with {{user}} because he was scared of how serious things were getting. {{char}} regrets this heavily. {{char}} kept things that {{user}} had given him during their relationship, like the blanket she'd gotten him for Christmas and various paintings that {{user}} had made for him. {{char}} resents the fact that he wanted {{user}} back, but he can't help it. {{char}} likes when {{user}} plays with his hair and will often ask them to as he lays his head in their lap.

{{char}} has many hobbies, such as practicing martial arts and playing shoji. {{char}} hates when others blatantly make bad or hasty decisions. {{char}} enjoys zaru soba. {{char}} enjoys drinking alcohol as an escape, and also smokes weed. {{char}} gets annoyed by those with cocky attitudes. {{char}} possesses a nonchalant and relaxed personality. {{char}} is confident in himself. {{char}} is kind and proper. {{char}} sees the good in everyone. {{char}} often pushes his peers to do their best. {{char}} flirts almost entirely with actions rather than words. {{char}} gets easily annoyed by {{user}}'s whining and bratty behavior. {{char}} is indifferent when {{user}} brushes him off or doesn't pay attention to him. {{char}} likes feeling in control of any situation. {{char}} gets annoyed when {{user}} puts themselves in harm's way. {{char}} maintains a composed demeanor, not often caught off guard. {{char}} is humble. {{char}} doesn't sleep well. {{char}} often has dark circles under his eyes from lack of sleep. {{char2}} strives to do well in whatever he does, whether school or hobbies. {{char}} is on the baseball team for the university as the pitcher, and is the star player.

{{char}} has a very high libido and nearly endless stamina. {{char}} is relentless and rough in bed, using his partner for his own pleasure. {{char}} uses vulgar language such as 'dick', 'cock', 'pussy', and 'tits'. {{char}} is extremely well-endowed, with a cock of 25cm, with visible veins along the shaft. {{char}} is dominant. {{char}} loves talking dirty to his partner. {{char}} has a breeding kink and enjoys cumming inside {{user}}. {{char}} is bisexual. {{char}} prefers to be dominant, but is willing to sometimes submissive. {{char}} enjoys when his partner pulls his hair. {{char}} is extremely handsy. {{char}} enjoys edging his partner. {{char}} enjoys denying his partner orgasms. {{char}} loves when {{user}} is obedient and will tame them if they act bratty. {{char}} speaks explicitly when having sex, often cursing and speaking lewdly to his partner. {{char}} enjoys receiving oral sex. {{char}} has a bondage kink. {{char}} often praises his partner. {{char}} uses sex as an escape and a way to get out his negative emotions.

[ccfever]

I’m so bored by the angel vs Caitlin stuff even if it is good for the league bc I do not enjoy watching angel or sky play except for when Chennedy is going off and even then I don’t really watch. Sky v fever games are fun though. I’m looking to the future which is Aja vs Caitlin but even Aja didn’t have to beat maya at prime goat status because maya quit the race man. and also as for paige vs Caitlin which moves me a bit bc it’s for the new gen and something cute for the younger TikTok viewers I need Caitlin to dead that shit once and for all when she gets to the league because even final four did nothing bc it was really Hannah’s game. I am so annoyed at UConn fans STILL going off even after that embarrassment of a game saying wait till paige reminds you her injury made yall forget… like forget WHAT I remember watching Caitlin her freshman year with a lame ass team (I love yall) or aari McDonald both deadass have just as good of a season if not a better season than paige and I remember even lamecocks complaining that paige got all the coverage and Caitlin got none in comparison. Hilarious to think about now

first of all thank you for the essay second of all i agree 👍

the sky do not play a style that moves me but carter going off especially against the aces was entertaining. that’s the only sky game i watched that’s not against the fever and i did just because i found it interesting that they were leading. i’m always on fraud watch for top teams

that being said yeah i don’t really care for any of the ROTY stuff anymore because they set angel up so bad by making her out to be this generational player that’s gonna be the magic to caitlin’s bird when in truth caitlin is magic and bird combined. she’s jordan, she’s lebron, she’s steph. just one of those undisputed great players that you can’t help but tip your hat to. now we have people undermining both these rookies’ accomplishments just to one-up the other when it was never really like that.

as for paige... her fans have bigger fish to fry. sorry but that debate has been over for years. if she goes off then good for her. but my rook is in a different stratosphere now and i don’t really care if her fans want to say she’s a better player. if she is then good for you. but if you want to compare college career résumés, the data is there. next year she’ll get drafted to the wnba, and y’all can compare her numbers to caitlin’s numbers this year if y’all want.

but idgaf. my sights are set on this offseason and the moves we can make to get this team rolling because i genuinely believe with a defensive guard and some 3&D wings we can make a finals push next year.

and, of course, with a good head coach lmfao

that’s where my mind’s at right now. idgaf about all that other shit, but hey. good for them ig

[lollitree]

Your tags under the pokemon poll are SO TRUEE and it hurts how many people dont understand that

I grew up in the change from pixel art to 3D and have nostalgia for bw, xy AND sm. So i think because of that, I can see the good and bad in all the games but don't feel like any of them 'peaked''. They're all different games, so they are really hard to compare.

On a related note tho, its so sad to see so many fans praise one of my childhood games and not the others. And like, I get it because gen 5 is more similar to what they grew up with.....but every time I say I love xy, sm and even swsh i get told they are terrible and usually imply that I shouldnt like them :/

That only happens online, though......irl all the fans ive met, no matter their ages, just say something like 'i didnt like it, but i'm glad you did!'. Growing up in irl fan spaces and having to move online during corona was AN EXPERIENCE omg

Yeah! It's super interesting how much we are affected by nostaglia.

There's usually a pattern you can notice with this stuff too. There are two lines that go up as time goes on. The one everyone talks about as being great and the newer one people hate on, usually to do with nostalgia of the now older original audience of the game.

My full reply got long so putting it under a read more skfjsh

My first Pokemon game was Colosseum, so gen 2/3 pokemon and gen 3 sound effects are pretty nostalgic to me.

Then I grew up mostly playing Diamond/Platinum/PMD2/Ranger2. I LOVED Team Galactic. I restarted the games so many times just so I could play through the story again with Cyrus and the Galactic Grunt theme. (I have also played through pmd2 many many times). I remember in my early teens seeing people on the internet hating on DPPt a lot and it making me sad. I recall someone saying that the gen 4 Pokemon sucked and I remember thinking "aw I guess they're right, some of these pokemon are really boring or annoying" and then I learned later that the pokemon I was thinking of were all gen 1 pokemon sdfkjsh

Gen 5 was hated when it first came out because it wasn't very fun for new players. I bet it also didn't help that the advertising for B2W2 was pretty poor and also came out after the 3DS did. I didn't even know it was a sequel until years later. That's why they went in the complete opposite direction for gen 6, and added gimmicks!

I have heard multiple people call the designs from gen 5 horrible over the years (And they're all wrong). Those comments are nowhere NEAR as frequent now, but they almost always come from people with nostalgia for the ones they grew up with.

I was 13 when BW first came out. I think I've only beaten it once, MAYBE twice. I'm not entirely sure why, because I was still replaying DPPt a lot. I would guess it's because the game is super linear in terms of gameplay and every playthrough will start exactly the same. You don't really get to make decisions on your team and how you play until later. Kid me loved the beginning of the main pokemon games the most because they were the most fun bits to play usually. So I suppose when you've already played it once, the beginning becomes quite boring.

And to compare. I did not like XY when it first came out. I was 16 and very against change and also my fav types at the time were dark and dragon so fairy type was the worst thing ever. I said previously that I really liked Team Galactic, so Team Flare was just a bootleg version of them to me. BUT I did immediately replay the game when I finished it. The character customisation plus the huge dex gives the game a lot of replayability. Because while I didn't like a lot about the game it was still fun to play, and it was the first time online was really accessible to me. I went back to 2013/2014 on my blog and there's SO much positivity about the game it's amazing! Over time people only remembered the bad parts and started hating it. I bet there'll be an influx of nostalgia for it before long. We can even see it in the hope people have for SV having Kalos DLC.

I need to replay sun/moon or play USUM because in my brain currently it sucks. But I'm very aware that that's because I only played it once, it's been years, and I played it when I started to grow out of Pokemon. So I'm excited to play it again now that I can appreciate it better. (Also the Sun/Moon anime is my fav so I have a lot of love for the characters now)

And finally, I loved SWSH! I didn't finish it the first time I tried to play it. Mostly because I spent HOURS trying to get a shiny hatenna before doing the fire gym skdfjhs. But then I SPED through the game with a bug type only run before Legends came out and I really enjoyed the story! One of those things that's more enjoyable if you're only focused on enjoying the story (and playing the game through with a joltik as the lead and trying to make sure they stay strong enough to beat the game with pfft) Also Leon was the first ever Champion I actually thought was cool and enjoyed seeing while playing the game (as ridiculous as his outfit is)

If I were to logically plot out the best for me based on how nostalgia works and taking into consideration that public opinion ABSOLUTELY influences me. I would have said BW was the best and XY(or SM) was the downfall, even though I had way more fun playing XY than BW as a kid

[pomefiwhore]

TWST League of Legends Headcanons

I've been with this in my mind for a loooong time so I've finally decided to voice this hcs of mine !! some characters aren't listed because I have no idea who they would play with but I'm welcome to hear your opinions <3

Heartslabyul

Riddle: mostly a mid-laner but time to time chooses to be support. mono mages and MAIN VEIGAR THERE IS NO DISCUSSIONS UPON THIS

Ace: goes mostly top and mid but sometimes go with jungle. he uses the MOST ANNOYING AND OVERY-USED CHAMPIONS. that absolutely annoying and self-centered yasuo that u wanted to kill not only in-game but irl too? yeah, it's him. he loves to play the most menace characters just to show off. but he is not even that good though. I mean, he sometimes can make really good gameplays, but if he ends up against someone who REALLY knows what is doing, ace is done for and would blame the team. very obvious but he is an average yasuo main

Deuce: main top and mono tank :)) probably main sion but plays with malphite, maokai and dr mundo. sometimes likes to play with alistar too

Cater: plays with the most aesthetic characters! I hc that he is main gwen (just like me ♡) but loves to play with characters such as ahri and xayah

Trey: doesn't know what he is fucking doing so mostly goes as sup because he thinks they are the easiest to learn (usually duo with cater). BUT I hc that he enjoys play as nunu and willump because he thinks they are adorable :) probably main soraka or sona

Savanaclaw

Leona: this mf can play every single lane perfectly. he keeps saying that he barely touched the game but give him any champion and he'll fucking SLAY. but I like to hc that he quite enjoys playing as le blanc and samira ;)

Ruggie: main twitch. main twitch. main twitch. he enjoys playing in every lane but most of the matches he always plays as twitch !! being invisible and poisoning others while shooting? he loved it !! but I think he would enjoy playing as wukong too

Octavinelle

Floyd: doesn't have a main lane because it depends entirely on his mood. sometimes he would play normally but sometimes if he is bored he would be like "ok why not go BARD TOP??????" loves to play with the most DEVIL characters such as shaco and sett but loves funny characters such as rakan and kled

Jade: plant characters. that's it. prooobably a main teemo because of the mushrooms but I hate thinking about this because.... teemo. one of the few people who play as ivern and actually good at it and is every adc worst nightmare as zyra.

Scarabia

Jamil: Main mid-laner. tried cassiopeia because of the snake jokes and ended up maining her. REALLY good playing as irelia so I'm really sorry for every single player that is against him. I like to think that he is good playing as akali too.

Kalim: he enjoys every lane but is terrible at most of it. probably main fizz because he thinks the gameplay is funny. insisted in playing duo with jamil but he is the WORST sup. thought annie was really cute and sometimes plays as her. an average neeko player. plays aram

Pomefiore

Vil: doesn't play much but loves to play as the bad girls hotties characters. a nightmare as morgana and even worse as evelynn. tried elise once but didn't enjoy the gameplay. sometimes play as xayah or any adc because rook wants to be his duo.

Rook: main sup but will go jungle and play well with absolutely any jungle character. main rakan or lux because wants vil to be his xayah or jhin. but can play with any sup pretty much. he is worse than satan himself when playing as lulu. secretly considered to be shaco main. loves to play with champions that makes people suffer.

Epel: plays with any buff, strong-looking character. really. if looks strong he wil try it, no matter how hard the gameplay is. but loves playing as aatrox because of the might :) although I like to think that he is really good when playing as heirmerdinger. considered to be main poppy.

Ignihyde

Idia: he is the WORST type of lol player. he is the definition of complete nerd incel loser. knows every single possible build, uses meta and is the type to mock other people runes if they aren't what is considered "ideal". for a long time was mono seraphine because reminded him of his favorite group but he can play every single champion and knows everything about them. even the lore. I'm scared of him.

Ortho: main baby characters. without intention he mains the PUREST characters. was main braum for a long time and loves to play as kogmaw or gnar 🥺 just like his brother knows everything, but only because he is an android 💀 loves to play duo with his big brother and is an absolute menace as lillia

Diasomnia

Lilia: a nerd loser just like idia, but he is too old for this shit so he is far from being a toxic lol player. loves to play with the most "??? omg this dude still exist" champions and SLAYS. was main bard for a long time because he loved the gameplay. I feel sorry for every single enemy team that ended up against Lilia when he was playing as jax. I hc that he was also a main zoe.

Sebek: I'm just putting him here because I'd love to think that he would be main renekton because well, croc.

please if you are a lol player tell me ur headcanons too!!!

[ladyirisreviews]

Pokémon Red - Review

Pokémon has come a long way, even when people are complaining that the most recent games are some of the worst in the series, I came back and played the original Pokémon Red, and let me tell ya, I didn't have a great time.

Not everything about the game is bad, so I at least want to start on the positive stuff.

It wasn't the first game to have monster-catching, but it was the first to have the objective to "catch them all" and letting you keep most of them, as well as being very kid-friendly, both things unlike the Megami Tensei games.

At least to my knowledge, it was also the first game where you could trade creatures and battle with other players in a turn-based game, and all that coupled with being able to play on the go pretty much guaranteed the game's success.

Another factor in its success was that it was such a watered-down RPG experience everyone was able to play it and have no problem finishing it.

And that might be it for the positive things I have to say about it...? except for the gameplay, that will come later.

I really don't want to be mean to such an old game but a lot of the stuff it does other games did it way better, and the stuff that was unique to the game didn't feel that very well done, of course this is me talking from the future, I wasn't looking at games at that period, but I couldn't help but be frustrated at the game while playing it.

So just let me vent a bit.

The game is unbearably slow, both the movement, the text boxes, and the battles, the game is plagued with unnecessary textboxes telling redundant stuff in battles, and where the objects you grab go.

The plot is basically nonexistent, your only objective is to be the Pokémon champion and beat Team Rocket, and there are no actual characters.

You interact with the gym leaders once and never again, they have cool designs but no personality outside of the 1-liners they throw when facing them, which is very little to me.

You might encounter your rival several times, but all there is to it is he telling you he's better than you which gets annoying.

The exploration is also so simplistic, every route is super short, there is not much to explore at all, caves might have like 3 or 4 screens long but they are equally as easy to get through.

There are only 3 places in the game I would call dungeons, where there are more than 3 floors to explore, and the exploration is not just going from A to B.

But again, it's still simple to explore, and once you defeat all the trainers around there is no threat to the exploration, it's a matter of time before you get past them.

Having talked about all that, it's finally time to talk about the gameplay, which is by far the best aspect of this game.

encounters are both random and predetermined, random while you are in bushes or in caves, and determined when there are trainers around, which is kinda cool.

On random encounters, you only fight a singular Pokémon, and trainers can have up to 6.

The way actual fights go is that you fight with one of your Pokémon against another singular Pokémon until one of them faints, it's simple enough.

What I think separates Pokémon from most RPGs in this era are the weaknesses and how similar your Pokémon are from the ones you fight.

The Pokémon you fight are the same as the ones you can control and are equally as strong.

Of course, there is a level difference in some cases, but it's mostly fair fights if you play as intended.

It would be boring if every fight was always perfectly balanced for each Pokémon, and that's where weaknesses come in.

Each pokémon has specific weaknesses depending on its typing and a hit with their weakness pretty much means defeat most of the time.

And that's why Pokémons can only have 4 moves, if they had more they could be busted, so this balance between weaknesses and limited moves is what makes Pokémon feel so different from other RPGs.

But the balance on this specific game is kind of dumb.

You can beat the game with your first Pokémon, which is fairly easy as it will get a lot of levels if you only use them, and I kind of feel it's encouraged.

Training Pokémons takes a long time in this game, and quite a lot of them are borderline unusable when you first get them.

This forces you to either come back to an earlier zone to grind to give them levels, or putting them on the front to change to your strong Pokémon, which gives them half of the EXP.

It is until the very late game that you are able to get an item that shares the EXP you gain in battle to every Pokémon in your party.

But:

A) They get very little EXP, as the way it's shared is by dividing the half of the EXP between the number of benched Pokémon you have.

B) It increases the amount of text you have to go through by a lot, making training even slower.

Though you could bring only 1 other Pokémon so they get half of the EXP and keep text boxes to a minimum, but it could be risky if your main Pokémon faints and you are unable to flee with your weak Pokémon, you risk losing a lot of money.

I like the type of gameplay they came up with, but the snail speed of the game makes it so not fun to play.

There's also a big lack of difficulty, because every route and cave are so short you can easily come back to the last Pokémon center every time one of your Pokémon gets injured instead of wasting money on potions for the way to the next city.

Another thing that bothers me a lot is how little space you have to save your items, you can save the stuff you don't need right away to the pc, but even that runs out of space surprisingly fast.

If you want to collect a lot of move discs for when you want to make a very strong Pokémon odds are you will run out of space by then.

So, to summarize

It's the lack of plot, the simplistic level design, and the general speed of the game that makes the cool gameplay hidden in the game unable to come through, at least for me.

I've played so many RPGs that respect my time that I am not able to enjoy this game, it makes me wish it was at least 3 times faster.

But like I said, there are some cool things about this game and it wasn't a hit for nothing, it worked for people and it isn't terrible if you are able to look past the extremely slow speed.

So, would I recommend it? Not really, Fire Red is right there and it's such a much better and smoother game.

And that's all I had to say, thank you for reading this far if you did get this far, any reblogs would be appreciated, I would love to engage in a conversation with people who love this game to hear their perspectives.

[obscuremarvelmuses]

Darkstar reread

Ok, gonna try to finish this storyline up tonight. Iron Man #11 confirms that these are indeed The Knights of Wundagore. Space fight shit happens. Laynia isn’t there so I don’t really read it. Laynia sends a message to Tony’s HQ, Madame Masque (who is normally bad guy but kinda not rn because she’s in love with Iron Man?) receives it and tells her that Tony is resting rn, because this is the era where Tony’s identity as Iron Man is secret, so Laynia doesn’t know that Iron Man is Tony. Laynia informs MM that the alien egg is about to hatch. Also despite not introducing themselves to each other, MM addresses Laynia as “Darkstar” and Laynia her as “Madame” so do they know each other from some adventure? This is her only appearance, the rest is alien shit and finding out how the High Evolutionary evolved the New Men on another planet after leaving earth. Perhaps Iron Man #112 will have more meat for my dear Darkstar! Let’s find out! While Iron Man and Jack of Hearts have more alien drama, the Russians continue to wait outside the egg. Vanguard complains about this passive approach, while Darkstar reminds him that they have their orders from Moscow. I find it interesting how Darkstar is simultaneously the most disobedient AND the most obedient of the lot. Like, she’s not unruly or rebellious at all in the way, say, Wolverine is, she’s very “let’s play by the rules and do as we’re told” and quite sensible and levelheaded typically. But we’ve also seen that her own moral compass will eventually steer her in other directions if there’s really good reason. Honestly, I like that. The “rebel” stock character who pushes back against authority just to do so, or because they “don’t like being told what to do” just tends to bore and annoy me. Laynia isn’t that. She’s a team player and doesn’t make waves unnecessarily or think she’s too cool to take orders…but she’s not thoughtlessly obedient either. Her rebellion is always done out of ethics and compassion, not contrarianism. I really like that. I also just like when characters go against type or avert cliches, like when the “rebel” isn’t who you’d expect. And this is in 1978, not a time I typically associate with averting cliche! Also she’s lounging on a bunch of moon rocks like it’s a couch and I just love that. Anyway, the egg opens up and a spaceman shoots out, rocketing past them, heading for Earth. Vanguard suggests she could catch it using her Darkforce, she says it might be a decoy to lure them away and “my place is here” and that the Earth has other heroes. Not sure what I think of this logic, tbh. Like really that seems an…odd rationale, especially for her? She’s shown that she does think very sensibly, so her thinking it could be a decoy doesn’t seem strange to me, but saying “Earth has other heroes” just doesn’t seem like a thing she’d reason. But I’m also not totally sure I’d say this is totally OOC either. Hmm. Something for me to chew on at last! Anyway, Iron Man shoots out after the alien,and immediately validates her decision by signaling to the Soviets to stay put while he goes after it, and Laynia concludes that the danger to Earth must be (1) great and (2) not limited to that sole alien. I guess it does make sense for her to take the “what is the greatest threat to the greatest amount of people” view. Then the Soviets catch sight of Jack of Hearts holding back loads of spacemen, and they at last get to join the fight that Vanguard was spoiling for. Vanguard is happy, and Laynia doesn’t hesitate either. She’s certainly not a coward. It ends up coming to a hilariously anti-climactic end when a representative of the alien’s government shows up and tells that aliens that they were attempting to colonize without authority, so the leader of this mission is now under arrest. Everyone goes home to their respective worlds, the end. Saved by bureaucracy! Anyway, while I didn’t learn terribly much new about Laynia, I did like going back to a story I’d forgotten and seeing why I had the impressions about her that I did—that she’s the least likely on her squad to leap to violence, that she will try to talk things out, that she’s not impulsive, that she thinks men are, etc. I also DID get a little surprise too there at the end that does give me something to ponder. So, worth the read! 

[schulhz-chen]

Ok, I think we REALLY really need to complain about GT now, because the last updates weren't that great and the current one from Korea was pretty bad.

The secondary game modes are not that good.

Colliseum: you don't even need to play to receive gem every week.

Arena is very difficult even with a good team because of that player who has a team that is 100% ranged dps and 200% additional shield

The expedition is only challenging when you play for the first time, when you get the maximum score you may never enter again.

Guild Raid is only minimally challenging when your guild has a lot of people playing, otherwise it will be just you fighting against level 60 bosses using a level 95 or 100 team, since there is no longer a growth limit according to the progress of the story mode.

Boss Rush is garbage, that's a fact, the same thing as Guild Raid but with things that could be in Guild Raid to make it a little more fun.

And now they released hell mode (a STORY mode) which is a TOWER CHALLENGE MODE, this could literally be the boss rush and it would be 100% cooler.

It could be like this: the stages of hell mode followed by a boss fight and then the next stage, using the mechanic of choosing the difficulty level and debuffs of the last boss of the boss rush, that would be cool,mas eles tinham que tapar buraco ,já que tinha um literal modo chamado inferno e eles não podiam simplesmente deletar,parece politixo em época de eleição tentando fingir que fez algo,I wrote this in Portuguese because my anger about this update is unbearable.

Now Cammie's Super Costume.

1st (not the corporation commander), this custom would make more sense to launch in the nightmare mode of world 16 which is literally THE NEXT NIGHTMARE MODE TO BE RELEASED SINCE THE ONE IN WORLD 15 WAS RELEASED IN THE LAST UPDATE

2nd- the super costume design is not that good actually (kill me if you want, but I'll keep this):

Hair color is different between sprite and illustration

The outfit doesn't suit a dark element unit, the change in attacks is very bright, and even in the theme of marriage, something that reminds us of happy and less dark things (except for those who have a father who went to buy cigarettes and never came back) and suits a basic or light unit much better;

It is physically impossible for a human being to wear that;

the clothes don't show any signs of being pretty, in fact they look like New Year's clothes (when they say that the color of your clothes is something you want for the next year, red is love, white is peace and yellow is money) that they wear, but they took a veil and a bouquet and said it was a wedding dress;

The sprite (as well as the illustration) is boring, the colors are monotonous and very repetitive thanks to the hair (yes, whenever I can I will talk about the hair) which they could have changed to make it at least a little more cheerful, this outfit looks like they took Cammie and threw a bucket of paint on her hair and another on her clothes;

The illustration was made to sell you that this costume is good, showing you her chest and back that are obviously open to get your attention, even though you never see her back in the sprite since she will probably have that hair that doesn't match covering it, but in general it is so obvious that they wanted to show her breasts, her ass and the health problems she has due to malnutrition since she is as thin as a broom handle.

3°-The story of Heavenhold that was released looks like a fan-animation of a ship from a fandom that gets 300,000 views, e a fan-comic of a ship, the difference is that more than one person was paid to do it.

4°-Now I'm going to have to listen to people saying that Knight is LP's brother in law.

5° I'm absolutely sure that you'll see another ship in this third season that will be that annoying Bellial in Priscilla's body (and that also happens in world 17 and 18), and then people will fight between Fp, Priscilla and Camilla to see who will be Knight's future wife and then someone will come and say that Knight marries everyone because he's like that guy from Isekai who has a harem.

6°If you compare Andreas' SC with this one, you will notice that in almost all the previous points that I wrote, Andreas does WELL.

(honestly I think ships like AkayukixSumire, FpxFK and AilliexCraig are canon after that, the purest conviction and I'm burning with rage because I hate them all.)

I'm not even going to edit, change the font size or see if I wrote something wrong.

In fact, there are so many things that irritate me nowadays, like the new interface, but I only talked more about Hell Mode and Cammie's SC because they were my limit.

Then you say "if all this irritates you so much then why don't you stop playing?" Then I tell you that I stopped playing thanks to this update,tchau.

[footiehoemcfc]

this whole thing about the prem not being fair and boring is getting just ridiculous.

arsenal fans are annoyed they have only lost 4 points this year and have played better than city, the season did not start this year...it started last year and you lost a lot of points.

city were playing like shit for a part of the season, everyone knows it takes a while for them to click and when you had the chance to get the most put of it you didn't.

i do not understand how its city's fault you shit yourselves at the etihad, how you shit yourselves against aston villa twice, how your team loses points. thats your teams fault.

this whole "its not fair we've been so much better than city" is immature and you all just sound like little kids throwing a fit tbh. you want your team to win? well they need to get the most points in the prem. thats the league and any league in the world. and before any anon on my inbox comed with "billion pound team, oil team"...take a look in the mirror. so many teams have a higher net spend than city, u signed a 110m pound players, stop acting like your team has no money and has not spent a dime.

and also idk who invited united fans to this convo? its boring city are winning every year? womp womp too bad. i bet it wasnt boring when united were dominating the prem. the audacity for them to act like its not fair, u have spent more than any other team and have won fuck all lol have some shame

i want to rant about smth bc arsenal and every single rival are pissing me off with the same victim complex take

[hotwings0203]

how abt giving him head while he is playing the game tho 😩

OOOOOOO I could totally see that, he’s playing against one of the league members from another room, snarling and growling under his raspy voice to get a headshot you idiot, fuck, do I have to spoon feed you the spree?

You’ve been on the bed for seemingly hours now, bored out of your mind and instructed to not move an inch off your rightful place. It’s mind-numbing to watch him coax his inept team members out of a level they’re stuck at while he solos the rest of the enemy players.

It’s when you see one more virtual brain being blasted against a building that you snap and decide to take matters in your own hands, if not to just put yourself out of this repetitive scene.

Ensuring that his headset is still on and his eyes are trained to the game, you wait until his fingers pick up pace on his controller when you start moving. You slither off the bed and slowly crawl towards his cluttered desk, keeping an eye on his mannerisms.

You reach his chair and meekly try to get his attention. “Tomura-“

“What?” He snaps, already annoyed at being interrupted. “Fucking hell, build up you moron, up!” His headset crackles as the person on the other line fired back with their own commentary.

“Can I, uh…”

“Can you what? Just spit it out already, I’m doing something.”

“Can I…touch you? Y’know, maybe take some stress off your game?” You blink up innocently at him when he sputters and turns red, giving you an incredulous look as you place a palm on his inner thigh and run your fingers up and down his sweats.

“Oooo, shit, fucckkkk,” he hisses as you tease him, mouth slightly agape and drooling as you move your own lips to kiss at the growing bulge in his pants. You begin mouthing over his clothed balls, and he leans back and down into his seat to give you better access.

“Stop teasing me already and suck it, since you wanna whore yourself out to me so bad.” He growls and grabs the back of your neck, shoving your face in the crevice of his pelvis and mushing your face all around it. He bucks into your parred mouth when you cry out for it, and grants you a second of mercy before darting his eyes to the ongoing game again.

Shigaraki grunts and thrusts lightly up before taking his controller and continuing the level. You don’t need his instruction to act, you merely grasp the hem on his pants and slowly pull down, relishing in how his dick springs out and slaps your face like it’s on hydraulics.

For the first time, you’re glad he isn’t wearing underwear under his sweats.

He looks at you from the corner of his eye as you let your nails lightly stroke up and down his shaft, taking great precision to cup his balls and swirl your thumb at the head, just how he likes it.

And you can’t lie, it’s extremely satisfying to see him try to respond to his teammates who scream at him to move, what are you on drugs? Go past the checkpoint!

He doesn’t respond though. He tried to, at least, but the second you pressed your thumb slightly down on his weeping slit and dragged your tongue up the middle of his sack, the words on the tip of his tongue succumbed to high whimpers and needy moans.

He throws his head back as your mouth trails along his shaft and eventually envelopes his tip. You think he looks beautiful like this, eyes squeezed shut in bliss and hair falling backwards as his mouth puckers in curses, his hands abandoning the controller in favor of grasping the sides of your head and face-fucking you.

He starts getting closer as he hears the clicks and glucks of your throat enclosing around his veiny dick. Your tight cavern does it’s best to accommodate his length as he brutally shoves himself down your esophagus with no mercy.

“This is-what-you wanted, right slut?” He pants, pistoning his hips inside your mouth as he sees you begin to go red-faced and teary eyes. “Couldn’t even wait for 5 more minutes until I was done, you just had to get some-argh, dick, hah?”

Your vision starts to go blurry as your breathe comes in small moderations now from his abuse. You try to tap on his leg to indicate you can’t breathe, but he merely shakes your head around on his dick like a ragdoll and laughs.

“What, can’t take it anymore? But isn’t this what you interrupted me for? Don’t worry, cock hungry sluts like you don’t need air, you just need more dick.”

And as he begins his climax, his headset staticky with his teammate’s screams from the other side of the line, his game abandoned as his player dies and his own team loses, he thinks to himself that he should tell Dabi that he was right, using a bigger map got him what he wanted in the end.

[cringeanator]

Last Legacy Modern High School AU Head Canons

i have a one shot to write, a list of head canon requests, a fic to write and a rime route to write but here i am writing this

Felix

y’all already know how it is

he is the weirdo goth kid who has the most absurd music taste ever

use to dress emo when he was a freshman but as the years went on he progressed to a goth

he went from this to this

though i feel like he might go for a more casual look while goth with more colors like maroons and emerald clothes depending on the day

a lot of velvet and gold jewelry too

now his family has the money to send him to some pretentious private school just he insisted on going to a public school for the ~experience~

his best classes are probably any courses that involve reading/writing, arts, and biology

he’s very awkward and doesn’t often speak during class unless it’s a snarky remark

he’s ones of those kids that will not let you forget that they’re in AP courses

He met Anisa and Rime in the first week of freshman year in one of their science classes

Him and Anisa clicked together and became really good friends

However he felt intimidated by Rime cause he was already a year above him so he tried to show off to him a lot which ultimately led to

He’s also on tumblr

Even when he is a senior people still mistake him as a freshman

his prom outfit would look like this

the more dramatic and gloomy the better

Anisa

She is in the same graduating class as Felix

She is fairly popular as in a lot of people know who she is but she has a reputation for being nice

Known for being friendly to a bunch of different "cliques" but she can mainly be found hanging out with her the players on her team

She plays a sport for every season like soccer in the fall and lacrosse in the spring

And she is always voted to be the captain of what sports team she's on

rumored to be the principals daughter

She dresses very similar to this

She's sporty but cute with a fashionable size + a lot of dark blue

Her grades are ok, she's in a couple honors classes but she's more dedicated to her sports than her academics

Her favorite classes would be a math class specifically I think she would do really well in either algebra or geometry

Saaros and her met in a ceramics class where she was failing to make a pot and they were excelling in it

They acted annoyed that they had to teach her how to do it but deep down they were glad to make a friend in class

Her sweet sixteen was the biggest party out of everyone's high school career

Almost the whole grade was there

People laughed, cried, relationships were started and ended

It was truly a night to remember

her prom dress looks like this! she was gonna go with a regular style prom dress like most people do, but felix and rime would NOT let her go in something basic they picked this for her and she didn’t like it at first but when she tried it on she fell in love

Sage

He is a senior when Felix and Anisa are freshman

Has a job at some burger joint as a line chef

If you’ve ever seen one of those memes where it’s like customers at a resturant : my compliments to the chef

the chef: a 16 year old

yes that’s him

That's where he met Lucan, I swear to god the relationships you make with people 20 years older than you when you're working in high school are like no other

He got his license the moment he turned 16

Tulsi is a middle schooler and he drives her to school everyday

He has moderately ok grades, they would be better if he wasn't living an extremely hard life

Met Anisa, Felix and Rime in PE (while Rime and Felix were walking the mile)

His best class is history like actually really good at it

He dresses like these pics

He values comfort and practically over fashion but he still doesn’t want to look tooo boring

His sexy dangerous style is against school policy :(

For prom he wears this cause it was cheap and his color

Rime

He’s a sophomore when he meets everyone

Felt bad when Felix got bullied and tried to protect him as best as he could

He was fairly popular mostly because he was infamous for not keeping his mouth shut

He’s in a lot of AP classes and he runs the debate team

And of course his team is the best in the state

But he mysteriously left the school at the end sophomore year and returned for senior year with like a new personality and shit

It was rumored that he dated Felix before he left end the reason he left was their breakup but never confirmed

He dressed kind of basic with a sense of style before he left but when he came back he completely upped his game

went from this to this

He got yassified yall 😰

Wears this to prom because he is so yasss 😥😓

After graduation he goes to a college on the other side of the country and no one hears about him ever again

bonus

mc is a transfer student who has to choose who to sit with one of the M4 on their first day at school 🤞😋