#like it'd just be easier yk

[daydreamdoodles]

There's just something about November. When the world gets muted and gray and the air is cold and crisp. It's like the universe is starting to settle. The time for rest is coming and we're suppose to be getting cozy.

[way2gosuperrstarr]

watch my body disintegrate into a pile of ash like a cartoon character who just got struck by a lightning bolt (JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN) (just got off work)

[scrollonso]

i have a bezetti au idea

[bruciemilf]

I do completely agree with how the Iranian government was used in that story was quite frankly terrible, but I wish they remade it into some other dumb excuse instead of just saying it goes against his code because it just makes him seem like a worse father than he already seems. Something incredibly dumb like clown aliens adopted him for a month randomly so he couldn't kill him or another dimension joker teamed up with joker so it would be difficult or dumb magic stuff with a rouge that makes it so he's invulnerable for a bit. Idk but y'know what I mean. In less serious stories it would be so much better imo

I just feel like a lot of discourse within the DC fandom would be resolved if ppl realized two things can be true at the same time and it's up to you to decide which side matters more to YOU personally

[sillyfreakx5]

the urge to leave the radqueer community so i can get worse guilt free ✨✨

[todayisafridaynight]

I kinda want the show to include Majima Everywhere with no explanation. Episode 1 jumping out of a sewer manhole encounter. Episode 2 jumping out of a giant traffic cone. Episode 3 Officer Majima. Episode 4 Kiryu takes a break to go to a hostess club and guess who the hostess is? That's right, Goromi! Episode 5 Kiryu jumps into a taxi, taxi driver Majima. Episode 6 zombie apocalypse. Etc, etc.

would be a funny lil thing tbh.. i can see that being like a 'before the intro' kind of gag that doesn't disrupt the actual plot

[astrxealis]

i play fem miqo'te yes. but as a Player. and as who i actually am. fem miqo fits but not as much as male miqo, male viera, or fem lala ^___^

[isupposethisisagoodusername]

Off you go, have my 12°C (I don't understand °F, sorry)

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[defness]

hi, person who called your art confusing in a good way here. i feel as though it mainly comes to anatomy.

[non-derogatory] sure, i could point to how you make your characters look like garbage workers with how much dumptruck they each carry around, but that's a tad cliché. there's also things to do with how you draw hands/arms (how the linelessness often tricks my brain with what direction the hands are turned to) and chests (which seems to have slight similarity to the "problem" you have with your characters' lower ends).

it's still good, don't get me wrong. it's just...

[positive] woo, boy. there is a lot of it about.

SHSHSHS yeah :]

Man anatomy is so cringe . I am free of the confines of the limits of the human body /silly

[hisui-dreamer]

CONGRATS ON 1K RINNAAAA :((( YOU WERE ONE OF MY FIRST MOOTS EVER AND ITS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND PROUD THAT YOU HIT THIS MILESTONE!! THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF THE MOST WARM AND WELCOMING PEOPLE IVE MET IN THIS FANDOM <33 YOURE SUCH A GIFT ITS INSANE!!!!!

IM SURE THIS DOESNT SURPRISE YOU BUT!!! for the 1k event i was thinking soulmate au with azul (HEHE) except its the doodle one? LIKE WHERE YOU DOODLE ON YOUR BODY AND YOUR SOULMATES GETS THE SAME MARKINGS YK

and i have a habit of doodling sea creatures like octopi and morays on my arms and hands so i think it'd be cute for him to like, take his gloves off one day and just see a little eel on the back of his hand :((( squishy guy <3333

headcanons or a drabble is totally fine, whichever one is easier for you!!!! thank you for easing me into this fandom :(( i will never be able to thank you enough for making my anxious ass WAY less nervous <3 and no pressure if this doesnt inspire you ofc hehe you're never obligated to write anything !!! :D

the doodles that drew us together

Pairing: Azul Ashengrotto x gn!reader

Synopsis: Azul thought all his life he didn't have a soulmate...

Tags: soulmates au (doodling), reader is yuu, fluff, comfort, reader likes sea creatures, bot proofread

Word count: 591

Notes: aubbie thank you so much!!! I'm so glad we became moots, you're one of my closest friends and everything I see something azul related I think of you haha! I hope you'll enjoy this azul soulmate au ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

Masterlist

Azul had been fascinated by the idea of soulmates as a young mer

it was something that gave him hope, that despite all the other mean mers who would make fun of him, there was someone out there who would understand him and love him

and so he kept drawing on his arm, doodles of shells and other fish that caught his eye

but there wasn't any response.

maybe his doodles were too ugly and his soulmate didn't like them?

and so he learned to draw better, drawing again and again, hoping he would get a response

but still not a single mark would appear on him

it had been a tough blow to him, but he eventually accepted that he didn't have a soulmate

if he was going to be alone for all his life, then he had to take care of himself (because nobody would)

he became super greedy and selfish, always prioritising himself and his materialistic needs

although he also had a friendship with the tweels, he really only befriended them because they could help him out (but he did get attached to them over time)

and so, he opened the mostro lounge and became the sly businessman that we all know

on the first day of his second year, as he was going over documents after closing the lounge, he felt a slight tingle in his hand

Azul's eyebrow rose in response to an unexpected sensation. A peculiar warmth, like a gentle caress, emanated from the back of his gloved hand. Intrigued, he swiftly removed his gloves, revealing smooth, pale skin. A gasp of astonishment escaped his lips as his eyes fell upon a minuscule masterpiece, a tiny, adorable octopus delicately inked in pen.

"Is this...real?" Azul murmured, his voice tinged with disbelief. A surge of hope surged through his entire being, dispelling the weight that had burdened him for far too long.

With a trembling hand, he grasped his own pen and cautiously began to sketch his own octopus upon his wrist, with one tentacle reaching out, holding hands with your octopus.

And he can't stop he smile that graces his lips when a little heart appears between the two octopi.

What a hectic day it had been! For a magicless student to arrive in NRC and for him to finally connect with his soulmate!

...?

Oh. Azul had to speak to said magicless student as soon as possible.

when the two of you start being a couple, Azul does everything and anything for you

when you're in exams and your nervously doodling sea creatures, he'll draw some flowers nearby to help calm you down

no he doesn't help you cheat by writing you the answers, he's already given you the perfect study materials, you shoud put in some effort too

he gets jealous if you draw other sea creatures too much though, especially moray eels

he lets you work at the lounge with a very high pay, making sure you're not working too hard, and always offers to tutor you if you're struggling

his soulmate had to go to a different world just to find him, you'll be sure he helps to settle in and hopefully never leave again

Insert clingy octopus wrapping his tentacles all around you because he can't bare to let you go

when you have dates and appointments, he'll help remind you by writing on his arm

this man has waited for you his entire life, he's ready to lay the world down at your feet if you ask him to

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[ohmyplasticstars]

QUACHIL UTTAUS HEADCANONS

First time ever drawing quachill, she's actually a lot of easier to draw than I thought which is probably what kept me from drawing her in the first place

I think it'd be really stinkin cute if Quachill had more bat parts to her

To reference yog, cuz technically she's a biblically accurate angel which references her mom Ishtar is a goddess, and she wears jewellery similar to her mom's

So it'd be neat if she had some goofy bat features

She has bat legs and smol bat wings she's silly

While I don't think Yog has bat legs because he's a vampire

I like to think when quachil was being born genetics got freaky, because Ishtar goddess of the pests and creatures and Yog is a Vampire with a bat form

So quachill came out lookin like a creature

Ishtar told Yog to get freaky with her in bat form trust 🗣️🗣️🗣️/j

So the vampire genes came out funny on quachill she has bat legs, wings, and long stringy fingers to match her batty toes

Yeah I made the hems of her skirt and ends sleeves look like bat wings too

She's a lovely kid

Lamprey ahh, she only opens her mouth to eat, people? Maybe probably yeah they eat people

She can talk telepathically without opening her mouth tho, it sounds echoey and grand to humans

But to the astrals she just has a regular kid tone, still says whatever too fr

Head canons: she likes cheezits, and she wrecks misfortune and disaster on earth, she's a thrones angel and angel of misfortunes

She acts all high and mighty around humans and tries to speak fancy (since astrals see humans as lesser, yes they all act high and mighty around humans and then just become goofy as hell when among themselves

except dagda he's like the cheshire cat, and abdicus doesn't speak with people much but if he does he goes into a psychotic ramble but otherwise he's basically a feral human

Also yeah he's also human but he matches the astral freak so no one touches him 💀 except zoth yk yk)

But really to the astrals she's just a little guy

Yog doesn't exactly support it, but he looks Sus and sissy when teaching quachil this so he doesn't exactly bother

I like to think the astrals are all ridiculously powerful to different levels and quachil being an angel she has big potential

Like my friends and I had a head canon that quachil plays with meteors 💀

She's the reason why meteor showers happen guys

[detectivebambam]

@zerokrox-blog this got out of hand btw

How Keverejeandreil Got Together

obviously we start with Andreil. they've been together the longest. no surprise there, so that's step one

let's head over to USC. Jean and Jeremy are talking about Kevin and are a little tipsy and they end up kissing. PAUSE ✋

back to Palmetto. Andrew and Kevin are Juniors now, Neil is a Sophomore. around second semester Kevin is so damn exhausted that he falls asleep on Andrew. now they've been known to snuggle, but they definitely don't do that. Andrew realizes that his feelings for Kevin from his Freshman year never actually went away. the next day, he talks to Neil about it. Neil goes "if I was to date anyone else, it'd probably be Kevin or Jean". Andrew is like wait hold up, Jean is hot asf. so they talk about Jean and Kevin and how they want to dick them down etc. etc. FAST FORWARD.

now it's Kevin, Jean, and Andrew's Senior year. Jeremy is away on a pro team, and while they technically never started dating after the kiss (or even talked about it), Jean is still lonely. that's his partner, and while he's healed more since the beginning, he's still on edge. so Andrew, Neil, and Kevin fly Jean over to Palmetto for winter break. and, well.... stuff happens. Neil gets to watch Andrew put his mouth to work on someone else and realizes he quite likes it. Neil makes out with Kevin and Jean but doesn't go any further with them. Jean goes home.

and realizes that Jeremy wanted to surprise him and come back for winter break. whoops. Jeremy smiles and says he's glad Jean is making friends (Jean didn't tell him what they got up to), and he has to go back to the Pro team now. he says Jean don't worry I had a great time with my friends here, it's okay. but Jean is like no I'm gonna miss you, kisses him again, they fuck. back to Palmetto.

Kevi joins Andreil. now we have Kandreil. second step complete. Kevin gets a text from both Jeremy and Jean saying they have feelings for the other man. he makes a group chat, sends the screenshots of the messages, and leaves the group chat.

Jerejean get together. 3rd step complete.

NOW IT GETS FUN.

Andrew is very gay and very horny. caves at the sight of a single ab. Kevin is emotional, just came to terms with being bi, allowing himself to be attracted to men, and realizes the same thing Andrew did. all four of these men are hot as fuck. (Jean and Jereny came to the realization a long time ago. Andrew was Jeremy's first Exy crush)

and they're all on the same Olympic team (2010). and they're all rooming together. so. they start with truth or dare. then it escalates to spin the bottle. and then escalates from there. by the time they leave the Olympics, they have a group chat jokingly (?) named "The Polycule"

they're not on the same Pro teams, so yk, it's hard. they all visit Neil during his college breaks, but for the most part they're across the country from each other.

until 2012. Neil immediately signed to Andrew's team when he graduated, Jean is on Jeremy's team, Kevin is alone and feels bad. he doesn't want to transfer just for dick though. Andrew and Neil love Colorado. Jean and Jeremy realize the pro team they're on is incredibly homophobic and can't deal with it anymore. they go "fuck you, you lost your two best players" and transfer to Kevin's team. they live with Kevin because it's easier that way. Kevin has fucked them both of course, but he's not dating them in the same way he's dating Andreil. so he calls them and he's like "babes, would it be cheating if I dated these two during the season, and dated you two in the off season?"

Andrew and Neil are confused but down, so Kevin dates Jerejean in season and Andreil out of season. step 4 ✔️

2014 Olympics time. they're all 110% chill with sharing Kevin, and things are great. they fuck again, but then Jean and Andrew are like.... making out. and not because they're horny either. so they all decide they can be long distance boyfriends. step 5 complete, Keverejeandreil Polycule complete

but long distance is frustrating

UNTIL

the Utah Pro team puts a bomb ass trade offer for Kevin, Jeremy, and Jean (it's fiction i can do what I want). and because Neil and Andrew's house is right on the border of Utah and Colorado, they all move in together.

Keverejeandreil 💕

sorry this got so long

[hazard-c-horror]

spawns in ur inbox with my hands politely folded. hello hazard-c-horror. it's been quite a few days now, and i've only Continued to fall down the dandy's world rabbit hole eihsihssh SO, since you're the only Other Person i know about that's Insane abt D.W *and* SAMS, i would like to throw Thoughts inspired by your SAMS x D.W au I've been having .D.

i was hella inspired by the character sheets you made for moon, eclipse, lunar, and solar, so. take some Thoughts for how sun, earth, and kc would work in the game digsgskqj

(btw- this disclaimer might be a bit silly- but idk if you already have Planned Out Stuff for these characters n their abilities n stuff, and i Apologize if you do- this isnt me trynna like take over your au or smtn, its just me being autistic dgsigaiya that being said, do with these ideas as you will, you have free reign over anything you do w them lmao)

Sun:

OKAY so yk how he can turn ppl into geese n stuff in canon? i feel like his transformation magic could actually be his ability. as a toon, he has the ability to turn either Himself or other toons into an object (like a soda can or chocolate bar) for 5-ish seconds. he could do this to Instantly de-agro any twisted's chasing either him or other toons, and the 5 second break could be just enough time for stamina to rebuild so even if the twisted does still spot the de-transformed toon again, they have more time/stamina to run and hide

THAT BEING SAID. his twisted form would be the exact Opposite of this- he'd be able to mask himself as an item and attack/agro onto any toon who'd try to pick him up. he'd be a lot like twisted rodger, just for items instead of capsules. and ofc there would be things making it obvious that the item wasn't trustworthy- like discoloration or added bits on it. if you have a keen eye, avoiding him is Easy :)

i have like a couple thoughts for his mastery item. first one that came to mind was a Cat Plush, which when equipped it has a “calming effect”, and ups your stealth up by around 10-ish percent, making it harder for twisted's to spot you. but then i also thought “haha Wine Bottle”, which i thought that (when close enough) it could instill the “confused” effect on nearby twisted's, and make it harder for them to see nearby toons. so both items would do the same thing, just go about it in different ways

Earth:

she deffo has an ability like tisha's or shelly's, where it helps out the other players instead of herself. im thinking she's able to heal others for one heart every two minutes. a basic ability, but bro methinks this game needs a healer besides teagen, who can only heal herself dosyohsshs the Easy way to go about it is that she can just.. go up to (aka Click) on another player to heal them, but she could also just have a “medical bag” on hand where she whips hella bandages out the wazoo and gives them to whoever needs em dishiaha

okay as a twisted this girl gives me MAD razzle and dazzle vibes in how she functions. but instead of sleeping, i can imagine her constantly Crying and remaining in one smalllll specific area, patrolling it, almost. she can be led away by Distractors (goob, pebble, ect), but once they've de-agroed her, she'll start slowly walking back to her patrol spot. the best way to deal with her is to have someone else agro her and lead her around while You fix the machine she's working on, or vice versa :) but you Can still beat her on a solo run, bc she has rather slow walk-speed when getting back to her patrol spot where you could beat her back to it after leading her away. it'd just be a Lot easier w multiple people digdihsah

and her item?? first thing that came to mind is a barbie doll. or just a “pink girl doll” bc. copyright sigsiszvah it would be an Active item (like the wrench or bottle of pop), where at the start of every round, she could place it down somewhere, and it makes noise, which leads the nearest twisted right to it. ofc we dont want it Too op, so once a twisted makes contact with it, its destroyed and returns back in earths inventory, ready to be used next round .D.

Killcode:

kc is a Complex one- i think this guy would have slow walk speed, but a fast run speed. so i think he'd be a good “distraction” character, like goob or pebble. HOWEVER. i think it'd be sick as *hell* if his ability, using his size, literally made it so that he could momentarily Pick Up Other Toons and carry them away from any twisted's chasing them. he'd prolly only be able to do so for 3-ish seconds, but it could be a saving grace for anyone out of stamina being chased .D.

now. as a Twisted. this👏man👏deserves👏lethal👏status👏 his name is LITERALLY KILLCODE i refuse to believe he cant one-shot a bitch sisgiaga due to him literally being a Being made to perfectly hunt/kill, i think how twisted kc would act is that he'd spawn in at the start of a new floor, a Sound Queue would play so that toons know he's on the floor. and now he's just.. somewhere. hiding. *waiting*. hes normally spawned behind corners or nearby machines, where its either easy to run into him or hard to avoid him. hes not Impossible to beat tho- i imagine he emimates a very quiet sound byte, so hes still avoidable on blackout floors, even if he's not visible. and that byte also helps on just normal floors too ofc. best way to deal with him is to listen to his sound queues and *be very aware of your surroundings*. cause if he spots someone, he is *hard* to lose, and hes lethal if he gets ya. once freed from his waiting spot, he's not going back to it. instead, he'll be moving around the map like a faster, but also Louder, dandy. Scary!!

aaand his item. i came up with a “soup ladel”. cause. heh. yk, because he volunteered in soup kitchens in canon? .D.? i think im Funny siosgiaa what it'd do is up the spawn rate of better Food/Drink items on every floor. think instead of soda cans spawning on floor 1, there's a higher/better chance for soda bottles to spawn instead .D.

. this is over 1K WORDS LONG OF AN ASK hazard im so sorry, im Unwell sigihgaisg okay now i go eep for tonight good nini honk shoo honk shoo

Why hello there. Longest inbox I’ve ever received

I love this a lot actually, and thank you for some ideas! Love the trinket ideas especially, will probably use them

I’m just be reading over this like 12 times, because I just love it

It’s also funny bc I had the same idea about Earths ability, so that’s nice. Great minds think alike

I don’t know if I’ll be incorporating Sun’s magic into this, but I did include Eclipse’s so I may use your idea. Bc I also don’t have any ideas for him at the moment

One unfortunate. KC will not be in this au, but I could make a non canon character sheet for him a Solar flare if people wish. Really like your ideas for him!

The soup ladle is my favorite for a trinket lol

In return of theses amazing ideas, I give you a sneak peek

[kiruyeen]

rambling abt my danny johnson hcs bc I dont have anything better to do

alright so the fog most definitely changed everyone in it, but while most of them are for worse, Danny for better, actually. not for the "hehe I can mutilate people without worrying abt consequences" part. by all means I believe danny would get bored. of the same methods of killing, sacrifing, stalking for short periods, the same realms, same victims, etc. Danny, as patient as he can be while stalking, is a thrill seeking man, and only human, whether he likes it or not.

but this is a key part of him actually getting to explore who 'danny johnson' is. he spent his entire life putting on masks, physical or metaphorical, that he has no idea who 'danny' is otherwise, and this would give him a chance to explore, since, well, being painfully average isnt any advantage to him here and he has nothing better to do since he cant focus his attention on stalking and studying other people. when theres no one left to study, one is forced to study themselves.

he could actually grow out his hair, give himself stick and poke tats (maybe with the help of the legion, who knows), grow a beard to see if he likes it (I dont think he would), etc.

going from this, if he forms genuine bonds with anyone (especially any survivors) bc yk what else is left to do, he could actually, just maybe, open up about his past and realize oh fuck, that shit wasnt healthy or normal at all. I dont think itd fix him, but itd give him a better understanding of himself. I dont think he would ever upon up about this if it wasnt for the fog.

similarly I dont think he'd form any romantic bonds with anyone if it wasnt the fog as well, I fully believe danny used to cut himself off (more accurately, cut THEM up) as soon as he felt his feelings for anyone would get in the way of his mission. I dont think he even recognizes romantic love anymore. the difference in the fog is, well, you cant get rid of your problems by murdering them here bc they just come back like a boomerang.

he semi-canonly has NPD (as in the devs called him a bit narcissistic once and I stuck to it like a starving leech) and I most definitely believe he has the symptoms, as a lack of a sense of self is common with NPD anyway. I never wanna think too much abt this since I have a deeply set fear of misrepresenting already stigmatized disorders esp due to not having NPD myself but I will say, 1, he definitely has an internal hierarchy but the way he feels abt those above and below him are different than you'd assume, and 2, he would have been a murderer regardless of his npd and the npd has nothing to do with him becoming a murderer, it does influence it naturally yes bc its a PERSONALITY disorder but its not what makes him evil yk. its the ritualized abuse he went through all his life with the explicit intent to make him the way he is.

other, small stuff

so since the entity can and does change a few things with the killers, I love to think Danny has tapetum lucidum in his eyes, like a cat, to see better in the dark, esp beneath the mask's eyes.

the way his costume's... strap.. tentacle... things work is similar to a cat's tail as well. swishing furiously when upset, resting naturally when calm, curling slowly when curious etc. it makes it a little bit easier to guess how hes feeling with the emotionless mask on, for the theoretical audience at least.

he's actually not a fan of physical contact, unless it is to cause discomfort to or fluster someone. he's simply not used to it, but he will tolerate it when necessary. he's likely just touch starved but doesnt recognize the sensation, though.

he would not care enough to label his orientational identity but it'd definitely be pan and somewhere on the a-spectrum.

returning to the only getting to know himself after the fog bit, he'd probably realize hes at least a little bit gender queer. (I also love trans man danny headcanons I just cant seem to make it fit with my other hcs)

alr thats abt it I believe. feel free to share ur ideas as well I love reading abt different interpertations for a character esp when it is the silly sopping wet cat that is danny

[the-s1lly-corner]

how about johnathan x a spiderperson?

General hcs for Jonathan with a spider person s/o

WAHOO

Apologies for any typos and such!! Also this may be

Bad

Because I'm realizing my knowledge of alchemax is v limited since my only exposure to spiderman is through spiderverse 😔☝️

Sobs I was so excited for this prompt, I was legitimately waiting for someone to send something like in but the second I started writing my brain imploded and

I'm so disappointed in myself <\\3

I tossed in all I could remember so :(! I hope it's alright!!

Okay him working at Alchemax and likely being a villain and probably against spiderpeople in general (see the first movie, the entire alchemax staff immediately attempting to attack Miles n Peter on sight), you'd both have to keep your relationship a secret

For him to keep his job and for you to not have any leverage used against you; I mean can you imagine if one of your enemies found out you had a boyfriend? And use that against you? Horrid

For convenience let's say you guys are dating long before the idea of the collider is introduced; easier to fall in love with someone when the entire multiverse is at risk/j

Imagine meeting after trying to stop alchemax from doing.. something..

Yeah idk my brains mush, but it warrants you to come down and stop them

Cue you and Jonathan meeting literally just; "oh hes kinda cute :]"

This was funnier in my head

Overall very very interested in any unique abilities you have

Like you know how miles has his electricity and in invisibility? Or Miguel having his fangs? While I don't think every spiderperson has a special power, I do think at least some do

So if you happen to be one of those spiderpeople he's VERY interested

Took a while for you both to warm up to each other because one side was "oh you better not turn me in" and the other is "oh you better not be trying to make me let my guard down"

Yk usual distrust between hero and not-so-powerful-villain

You guys definitely recreate the kiss

You know the one

You're hanging upside down, and

:3

Dates can, unfortunately, get messy :(

Between the having to sneak around and being the towns heroc it's hard to find a time and a place

Oh speaking of that sneaking around thing, it'd have to be a while until you eventually take the mask off around him

He thinks you're.. pretty

Insists you take off the mask more when the two of you are alone

Sneaks and runs off whenever you need to come to alchemax to do something while everyone else tries to take you down

[nkgrimmie]

Man, I love all your cursor-related stuff, it's all so neat. So here some questions for you, as a treat:

How big would SPC!Cursor Alan be? Last I saw you just said he was too big to fit through doors, but did you have like a specific measurement range in mind?

How strong would Cursor Alan be? In Showdown, the Animator Combat Tool cursor can pick up boulders like its nothing and just fling them, but would that level of strength even be possible for him as a living cursor?

Is he able to be injured? How difficult is it to do, if so? Would he bleed or leak a blood equivalent? What about things like fire or ice or acid, how would they affect him?

Does he need to breathe? Does he have any sort of internal structure/anatomy, or is he just a construct of code or something? Can he get sick? Does he need to sleep, and if so, how does he do it? How does temperature affect him?

How fast can he fly? (whenever he figures out how lol) How high can he fly? How DOES he (and other cursors) fly? Can he sleep-fly? (or, I guess, it'd be more like a sleep-hover.)

What are his senses like? Can he still feel sort of like he could as a human, or is his sense of touch altered or muted? Can he still smell? Taste? Does his hearing remain the same or does it change, for better or worse? What about vision? Can he see int he same way as he used to, or is his vision all weird now (like he can seen new colors a-la shrimps or not see colors he used to be able to?) what about the perspective, does that change? Does he see outward towards the tip of the cursor or to the sides (the tip being a blind spot?) Does he still need glasses?

How does he interact with the world around him? Is clicking and holding things all he can do now? Does right clicking bring up a menu, or is it mostly useless?

Can he change shape at all? Like between the different cursor icons, like the text-selecter, or a hand, or even a brush? [Now all I can think about is the old windows 98 hourglass loading cursor icon thing and I can't stop laughing. He just Spins. Slowly. In the Air.]

I'll stop now. Have fun with all that :3

th. thank you. i love cursors so much they're such silly little guys like you click your tongue at them and they start clicking back repeatedly oh my god that is so cute i just made myself tear up that's adorable

anyways

"How big would SCP!Cursor Alan be? Last I saw you just said he was too big to fit through doors, but did you have like a specific measurement range in mind?"

i imagined cursor Alan being about like... 7ft point to tail when completely vertical and like a foot and a half wide on his purple sides.

"How strong would Cursor Alan be? In Showdown, the Animator Combat Tool cursor can pick up boulders like its nothing and just fling them, but would that level of strength even be possible for him as a living cursor?"

STRONG. maybe not that level of strong, still thinking, but definitely strong enough to throw the average person around like they're nothing. could probably kill someone by smashing them into a wall

he's gotta be strong enough to protect his young yk? even though he doesn't have any JSHDJS (yet...)

Is he able to be injured? How difficult is it to do, if so? Would he bleed or leak a blood equivalent? What about things like fire or ice or acid, how would they affect him?

yes! i imagine it depends on the type of injury, crush damage would probably be hard, with piercing and slashing being easier to hurt him with. he also does bleed, his blood is dark purple.

he's probably resistant to things like that, especially fire, but they'd still damage him. you've cursed me with the mental image of a cursor being corroded by acid. eughh

Does he need to breathe? Does he have any sort of internal structure/anatomy, or is he just a construct of code or something? Can he get sick? Does he need to sleep, and if so, how does he do it? How does temperature affect him?

this one. this one is hard.

i do imagine he'd need to breathe, and like, it just absorbs through his skin. eugh

i do imagine he has like, an internal anatomy, but it's very bare bones compared to ours. all he probably has is just purple and white skin, and a sort of dark purple spongey "flesh" underneath.

yeah he can get sick! honestly he's probably susceptible to human illnesses too HSHDBD just to make him a little freaky

yeah cursors need to sleep. it's honestly the same/really similar to how cats do, like a lot of hours with wakefulness mixed in.

temperature affects him in the same way it does to us, slowing our movement, making us shiver, making us overheat, etc. i don't really know if he'd be able to sweat though. i feel kinda weird about that idea

How fast can he fly? (whenever he figures out how lol) How high can he fly? How DOES he (and other cursors) fly? Can he sleep-fly? (or, I guess, it'd be more like a sleep-hover.)

pretty fast! like his fastest is how fast he's shown to fly in the Showdown. he can also fly up infinitely too, the only thing keeping him from doing that would be whether or not the surrounding air has enough oxygen to support him, cause if not then he'll just pass out and plummet.

honestly... the best way i can describe how a cursor flies is just "moving along the [?]-axis". that's the only way i can imagine it working

and yes! he can sleep-hover! i imagine if you startle him awake then he'd fall down or fly away from you though. once he figures out how to fly that's almost exclusively what he was, but if he's tired enough or calm enough then he'll sleep on the ground/on a mattress. they're kinda like a horse where they only sleep on the ground when really tired or feeling really safe

How does he interact with the world around him? Is clicking and holding things all he can do now? Does right clicking bring up a menu, or is it mostly useless?

His main method of interaction is clicking and stuff, yeah, but he can also just like... do body stuff. like rubbing against things or nuzzling into things you know what i mean

and yes, right clicking does bring up a menu! it depends on what he clicks on ofc (hence the name context menu), but like i imagine if he clicks like one of the walls of his containment then it would show the same one you get when you right-click on your desktop background! yk the one that shows the Personalize and Display Settings options. so he'd be able to like.. change the background of the wall to one of the default ones he already has... installed? yk what i mean

Can he change shape at all? Like between the different cursor icons, like the text-selecter, or a hand, or even a brush? [Now all I can think about is the old windows 98 hourglass loading cursor icon thing and I can't stop laughing. He just Spins. Slowly. In the Air.]

What are his senses like? Can he still feel sort of like he could as a human, or is his sense of touch altered or muted? Can he still smell? Taste? Does his hearing remain the same or does it change, for better or worse? What about vision? Can he see int he same way as he used to, or is his vision all weird now (like he can seen new colors a-la shrimps or not see colors he used to be able to?) what about the perspective, does that change? Does he see outward towards the tip of the cursor or to the sides (the tip being a blind spot?) Does he still need glasses?

his sense of touch and hearing are actually pretty much unchanged! surprising right? but... his sense of smell is basically gone! he still has a sense of taste, although it's probably more attuned to thing carbs and proteins, since big cursors need a lot of those. he likes his sweets and meats now!

his vision is. hm. it's kind of like looking around normally, except your not moving your eyes or your head, you're just– shifting your focus. he won't really be able to see behind, directly above, or directly below himself unless he specifically looks there.

but like he won't have to actually move to shift his focus, he can stay completely still while doing it. it's like he has an eye on him that can just move around on his body haha

he might be able to see different colors... maybe. it depends. probably not by too much, just able to dip into the ultraviolet and infrared colors.

as for glasses– i never imagined him needing glasses, but the idea of this giant very-able-to-kill-you cursor just descending down from a high area and just. getting all in your face. cause it can barely see you otherwise is so funny to me

maybe!

maybe if he hovers over text/writing that's large enough then he'll turn into an I-beam, or maybe when he's trying to chase someone/something but in a playful way, then he'll become a hand.

i imagine he wouldn't be able to become cursor forms that aren't innate to a computer, so probably no paintbrush cursor for Alan :(. so sad

also... the image of him just spinning like that is so funny...... bro would DEF be dizzy afterwards... hopefully (or not-so hopefully) cursors can vomit

sorry for taking so long on this, I've had other things I've been doing so i was chipping away at this ^^