#like in my mind lucanis has always been emotionally repressed but it seems like he maybe at one point had a TINY bit of game? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

trevisos · 1 month ago

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i knowwww mary kirby claimed lucanis is a virgin but respectfully i don’t actually care what she says. and in my heart the truth is this guy has had a series of vaguely unsatisfying one night stands mostly at illario’s behest. there’s that in game letter that mentions lucanis drunkenly impressing/charming a merchant prince to get them into the opera which i interpret as flirting and leads me to believe that like, maybe sometimes he would take someone to bed after a post-contract celebration. maybe illario set him up on a few dates in his early twenties that ended in average at best sex with some pretty boys or girls or whatever. and then he get his little crush on viago and we all see how that goes and he’s like okay. whatever. occasional casual sex is enough for me.

and then. finally. someone (rook.) presents him with a dildo as big around as their arm and he meets the maker face to face. turns out his calling in life is not assassination, it is bottoming. that can fix him. that Will fix him.

#btw in my heart he vaguely prefers men. not like strongly. but it’s there.#i don’t think he’s jacked it in a year+ bc if spite knew about jacking it that would be awful for everyone involved #but when he did jack it. pre ossuary. well i guess he was thinking about viago??#ew. honestly.#like in my mind lucanis has always been emotionally repressed but it seems like he maybe at one point had a TINY bit of game?#when he Does flirt with rook or reciprocate their flirting it doesn’t feel like someone who has Never flirted before #i think mostly his game was reliant on illario pulling someone for each of them. and he probably rarely if ever bothered trying on his own #but in another life he Could pull. like a little bit.#he’s used that kiss goodbye line before for SURE #LMAO #i DO also find virgin lucanis compelling and deeply endearing so maybe i’ll change my mind #but the word of god confirmation of his virginity is silly. to me.#and bc of my defiant nature i shrimply decided i don’t care about anything she says #unless i do.#which is only if it’s funny usually.#漫言 #no reblogs on this one bc i’m scared. LOL

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