#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'
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thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice
#snap chats#'real name magnus' to YOU. maybe to me too idk magnus IS a cute name but not the topic#some people bemoan references to the movies in the comics/cartoons I HOWEVER think theyre always cute when it comes to the xmen...#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'#like oh im sure im sure he can... [insert rivals tank joke here]#kinda wish they called back to his other VAs or at least earl boen who played him in Pryde of the X-Men but ill live#i just like the shout outs in general..... thats so cute idc i love it when comics/shows do that#also love how david hemblen's name is the only one not fully censored vJELKJVAELKJ#rip king you'll always be iconic for your performance in 92. AND in road to avonlea <- he was in one (1) episode#anyway no please can you imagine how goofy that list would be. and how long#like 'you got two michaels on here you wanna explain' you gotta ask his ex about that one. michael a good name idk what to tell you#'ok so david hemblen ian [redacted] michael [redacted] michael. michael xavier......' loud ass eyebrow raise#ik in the tas verse mags doesnt get the opportunity to 'become' michael xavier but let me have this joke ok. just this one#didnt know charles could see into the future ... it really is so funny that a man named michael would eventually play mags tho#thats so funny .. serendipity or whatever#wait that just reminds me of when he borrows charles' last name for that 2012(? or was it 2011) magneto one shot#he couldnt have been going by michael xavier in that it was well before that time.. was he just going by 'magnus xavier'....#or just Mr. Xavier .. or charles xavier ... funny as hell i love magneto's name shenanigans#james arnold taylor deserves a shoutout. maybe not in tas but just in general WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED TIDUS#INFAMOUS LAUGHTER TIDUS THAT ONE ????? range. he also played johnny test but we dont gotta talk about it#that fact alone has made he decide mags has an ugly laugh. like i know the context of the tidus laugh and its sad but ssh#ignore me im just. i love voice actor stuff its always so funny going down the rabbit hole#seriously tho shoutout to mr taylor he's played mags in virtually all his video game appearances. AND lego charles#thats enough outta me ok bye im gonna go
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Why Storm is not Omega-Level Mutant. Welcome to the official disbelief.
You are allowed to bitch, cry, scream, deny and even put a blindfold to cover your eyes from seeing the reality. But for now, you can lay down and relaxe and enjoy the post. Denial sometimes actually works. Is the refusal to accept reality or fact, acting as if a painful event did not exist. Just remember wherever you are, you will be able to see it. Please concede....because this is getting tiresome.
I like Storm just like some of you but sometime you can’t refuse other things and think like it never existed. My post is about Storm vs ? That said, canon, non canon, Earth 616, non Earth 616, regardless they’re all Storm. But here, you will see that I do care a little for what you think. I’m putting up the best gallery show, ever.
Let’s begin with why she’s not Omega. So, why isn’t she Omega? Well, to be more specific, she has LIMITS.
Storm is not nearly as durable.
Storm vs Jean Grey/Phoenix
I like both of them!!! But who’s stronger? The reality is on panel. Jean would beat her. No contest. All she has to do is mess with her head and BAM she’s down and out for the count. Yeah, I know what you’re gonna say “Storm is a better fighter” but in the long run Jean could beat her
Another incident
AND another incident
Thanks to Magneto she didn’t die.
Storm vs Barnacle
Barnacle is a mutant from the Acolytes team. His mutant powers allow him to turn any type of moisture into a hardened shell and more. He can use this ability to encase people with their own bodily fluids and more. Hoping to capitalize on Storm’s claustrophobia, Barnacle jumped her and quickly began to encase Storm. Storm definitely struggled with Barnacle. Thanks to Nightcrawler for saving her.
Storm vs Sunspot/or should I say Eclipse???? I know that’s not really him.
Clearly he was faster than lightning. Thanks to Cyclops for saving her ass.
Storm vs Rogue
We know for a fact Rogue can sustain any power she absorbs from others. I see Storm struggling on her knees.
Storm vs War Machine
Despite what the Storm fanbase would like to believe, War Machine wins. War Machine who is way weaker than Iron-man tanked her attacks.
Storm vs Sage
Ain’t that’s the chick Storm was dating? Well she got her ass kicked by that chick.
Storm vs Polaris
Oh yes it counts. Despite This Polaris was a robot but she has exactly everything from the original Polaris.
Another incident
She did tie Storm in a knot and was about to fuck her up. Thank God she’s not like Storm who would’ve done it without thinking about it. It’s safe to say that in Gifted, Polaris seems stronger on screen than Storm has ever been.
Storm vs Domino
Domino guys, DOMINO even fucked her up.
Storm vs Sentinels
She has been depicted so poorly here. She couldn’t defeat those Sentinels but Jean could and did.
Storm vs Crystal
Crystal is an Inhuman and a Princess. She can also manipulate weather except she has the power of full control of the 4 elements. She’s a weather witch.
Storm vs Thor/robot Thor A FUCKING ROBOT THOR GUYS
Despite this was only a robot she couldn’t even beat that shit. Can you imagine the original Thor? She’ll be stomped.
Storm vs Proteus
Thanks to Wolverine she didn’t find herself in a claustrophobic place.
Storm Vs Nova
Yup! Nova from the New Warriors knocked her out.
Storm vs Madame Hydra
Don’t ask me where is this from. Consider Storm was knocked down by hydra
Storm vs Juggernaut
Well you already know the story lol
Storm vs StrongGuy
StrongGuy aka Guido Carosella from X-Factor. Sorry but he had the upper hand here.
Storm vs Snowbird
And yet, another weather manipulator. Sometime we keep forgetting there’s another weather witch aside from crystal. Storm got stumped by another weather witch from Alpha Flight.
Storm vs Apocalypse
What made Storm think she can beat Apocalypse? She’s not Magneto to compare to lol
Another Incident
Yup! Knocked the fuck out.
Storm vs Wonder Woman
Honestly, this is how it should’ve been. Lightning don’t do exact shit to WW as we saw in her amazing previous movie. Speed, Agility, Strength, Combat, Durability, resistance to cold wasn’t something for Storm to beat her with just lightning. WW can block those and fuck her up. Just saying.
Storm vs Valkyrie
Truly you can’t mess with a real God.
Storm vs Cyclops
We do know Storm can fight but so can Cyclops. Despite (I think) she was possessed by the Shadow King who used her to go against the X-men but this is only to show Cyclops can also fight in combat.
Another incident
LOL
Storm vs Legion
I posted this before only this time will post these two pages. We know how “powerful” her lightning is but apparently not too powerful for some. It took Chamber (who’s not an Omega) to put Legion down.
another incident
SHA-THOW! she was already on the ground lol. Legion mocking her prayers. I guess not even praying can make her Omega LOL.
Storm vs Chandra
We know there was another incident and a very interesting one where they were facing each other and Storm stumped her. Here is another incident where Chandra was paying back lol. She did fuck Storm’s up badly. You can see blood coming out of her mouth. I guess payback is a bitch LOL.
Storm vs Magneto
Magneto is stronger than Storm and we all know it. Magneto reacts with the speed of thought. What is more powerful than this shit alone? And as we know there are more incidents
Storm only charged Magneto’s power with her own lightning. Storm using her lightning is defenseless against Magneto. Same can be said for Polaris who can absorb electrical energy to make herself more powerful and we know it.
Another incident
and another incident
and believe me there are more incidents but this would be enough to make myself clear that between Storm vs Magneto....Magneto wins. No contest. Despite Storm winds and “holding herself back” she still lost battle.
Man, there are still more to come.
Storm vs Callisto
Storm and Callisto had a long history of fighting each other. It’s true Storm beats Callisto but usually Callisto gets the upper hand first. Storm did beat Callisto here but it wasn’t until after she was defeated first. My point exactly is that Storm got stumped big time.
Storm vs Dazzler
This was one badass Dazzler from Ultimate. She totally pounded Storm.
Storm vs Robot I guess
Her lightning once again can’t do shit to the robot.
Storm vs Sunfire
BROOOOOM! not once but twice
LOL
Storm vs Hussar and Earthquake
Yup!
Storm vs Doctor Strange
Yup! She’s nothing compared to real magic. Though I don’t think she ever uses magic.
Storm vs Black Panther
Can this count? I think so. Though there are more incidents of these two “lovers” trying to kill each other LOL
Storm vs Sienna Blaze
If I remember correctly, Storm couldn’t defeat Sienna.
Storm vs (you’re not gonna believe it) Thunderball and Wrecker
This is sososo but sososo funny LOL. She thought she was Hulk or something? LOL get the fuck outta here LOL.
Storm vs ? Can someone help me identify this man
Whoever he is, beat Storm.
Although even in game Scarlet Witch beats Storm LOL
Now let’s go to recent battles.
Storm vs Collosus
Oh yes, lightning doing nothing.
Storm vs Omega Red. All I know she was in the air and the next few panels she was on
the floor knocked the fuck out.
Storm vs Spider-Man I just has to post it
Storm vs Mosaic
Mosaic is from Inhumans and he can project from his physical body as a being consisting primarily of a previously unknown form of energy. He easily took Storm’s body. Naja thought it was the actual Storm so she started beating her up LOl.
Storm vs Archangel
Yes, Storm got Angel but what she didn’t know is that Angel also got her.
Ok. In extraordinary X-men, Storm was so incompetent and was getting beaten every second. She was getting beaten by a group from limbo. Her body was used against her will (like possessed if you ask me). Oh boy. I will name this Storm vs Hell LOL
Poor Storm and no, I’m not joking. She was treated so bad here.
And at last (out of so many more) Bloodstorm from x-men Blue which is where we’re at now.
Sadly we don’t know when Storm might get back from that. I assume she’s dead but since she’s shown on other future covers, that suggests she’s coming back. But this doesn’t stop from what I’ve been trying to say
Whoooo. This was ONE HELL OF A POST. So, how you guys like the gallery? Truly this is one of the most awesome galleries that you can find about Storm getting her ass kicked MANY TIMES.
So my question still remains for you guys.....it she an Omega-Level Mutant?
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