#like imagine your ex wife and your ex nemesis-turned-ally-situationship meet up after you got exciled to bad boy island to talk shit about u

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Is there a single European monarch Alexander was NOT rumored to have slept with??

the ambassador in question is Caulaincourt btw. Oh but that’s not all.

the author then goes to assure that these relationships remained strictly platonic (which I’m inclined to agree with). But it is insane that Josephine died mere days after his last visit