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i think i may have to selfship forever. online dating makes me feel like my brain is melting
#ppl are just so. boring#like im hilarious why r u not matching my energy#if anyone finds a wilford irl send him my way pls#cuz these guys are just nooottt interesting#also theyre so obviously interested in one thing only#like at least have a fun conversation first but they cant even do that#sorry for venting im just annoyed lmao#ivy shush#selfship#self ship#back to drawing self ship art then#after i recover emotionally from the boredom#wilford is sooo slay anyway i love him#just wish he were here irl#im so pathetic#/nsrs im laughing dont worry
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Rohan Headcanons
Here’s eight pages of Rohan shit I wrote late at night. I should stop doing that. But alas, I won’t.
Okey
HeS a lil shit
That’s canon
But
He’s also kinda 🥺🥺
Heavens door also is 🥺🥺
if Rohan isn’t in the mood to give affection heavens door will gladly hug you for hOUrs
like
It’ll just nestle up against your chest and sorta,,,, fall asleep almost?
N ur like Rohan it’s asleep on my tits
N he’s like,,,, god I wish that were me…. I mean,,,, uhh,,, fuckin sucks 4 you guess you’ll just suffer
he likes drawing you
lol sketches on napkins n such
He just likes lookin at ur face
🥺🥺🥺🥺
He also has a pen somewhere lost in his hair
He keeps it there just in case his other ones get lost
Somehow
Even tho he’s got so fuCKin many
Also he lovEs learning things!
He’ll pick up a book about anything and read it just because
He’ll try to impress u with weird n random facts
Most of the time it doesn’t work
he likes when you mess with his hair
On the outside he’s like
DOnt fuckin touCh me but on the inside he’s like,,,, oooo head scritches r niceeeee
He believes he has an exceptional sense of style and doesn’t take criticism
He wears silk pajamas
But only sometimes
99% of the time he sleeps in his clothes because he passes out from exhaustion mid-drawing
Rohan also likes writing
Just lil things
Poems n such
He’s rather sentimental about certain things
He likes to go to libraries even though he’s got a bunch of books at home because he believes it allows him to better absorb the information he needs
He hates off brand things
It’s a maJor pet peeve
“What the hell is this?”
“What do you mean? They’re pop tarts?”
“THESE ARE NATURALLY FLAVORED FROSTED BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON TOASTER PASTRIES GREAT VALUE BRAND™️!”
“Yeah, pop tarts.”
“JAHDHWHXUWUDUWHDGWG”
He likes to wear slippers
Bunny slippers
They’re cute
He got heavens door a lil pair of them
Gotta match, ya know?
He picks at his eyelashes when he’s nervous
You gotta tell him to stop or else he’s gonna have to wear falsies
That makes him quit for a little while at least
He once accidentally stabbed himself with a pen but refused to go to Josuke for help
He’s still got a scar from it
his house has a basement but he’s never gone down to it
Too scary
He just says he has no use for it
Lies!
He’s a scaredy-cat
He can play quite a few instruments
He can also sing
He sings in the shower
It’s not half bad but his song choices tend to be awful
“STOP FUCKING SINGING ‘I KISSED A GIRL’ IN THE SHOWER OVER AND OVER! ITS SEVEN IN THE MORNING AND IM SICK OF IT!”
He’s got an embarrassing tattoo somewhere
Probably something stupid like a butterfly on his calf
He pretends it doesn’t exist
He used to read random people’s memories with heavens door when bored or uninspired but after a mortifying memory he read he stopped doing that
He once had a coo-coo clock but smashed it because it was getting on his nerves
he hates the sound of gum chewing
It’s the worst™️ to him
he sometimes forgets to shower
Nasty
But when he does shower it is extra™️
He takes reaaaaally long showers
And sings, as established
what the fuck does he even do in there?
Idfk
It’s a secret
He orders takeout because he can’t fucking cook
He’s trash at it
He tries
But he just can’t do it
he tends to make faces when he draws
It’s hilarious
He once drank 17 five hour energies to see what would happen
He doesn’t remember what happened
He awoke 2 days later in the hospital
he enjoys playing scrabble but only because everyone who plays against him ends up crying in anger when they lose
He owns a bunch of record players for the aesthetic™️
Doesn’t use them like ever
Owns like 3 records that he will play once in a blue moon
Everything he does is for the aesthetic™️ tbh
He likes to be held
But only under certain circumstances
Do nOT touch when he is in the middle of drawing something intense
He will turn around and sMAck you with his pen (on purpose or accident? Idk)
He’s clingy
He’s needy
He’s whiny
He’s like a puppy
But with the ego of a cat
He’ll be actively spooning you but assures you he is nOt having the time of his life
Eventually he admits he likes hugs n human contact
But at first it’s like trying to give a cat a bath
Yikes™️
Speaking of baths… bath time!
He likes baths
They’re nice
Bubble baths
They help him think
And he likes to mess with the bubbles
He likes the smell of candles too
You normally buy him candles in special occasions
He loves them
Most of the time
Occasionally he will despise the scent but keep the candle around anyway because he feels bad throwing away a gift
Well, a gift from his s/o
Anyone else he’ll tOss that sucker into the trash
The gift— not the gift giver
Maybe
If it’s Josuke— he’s in the dumpster
Uhhhh
Slightly nsfw but uhh,,,
Boob stress balls?
Nice
It’s a win-win situation tbh
soft, moldable, attached to someone he loves
Amazing
You’ve gotten used to it tbh
Whatever calms him down
Also he likes when you kiss his forehead before going to bed
He’ll be staying up to finish something and you’ll kiss him good night and leave your chapstick on his forehead and he just—
Makes him feel loved
He won’t admit it though
you usually initiate the affection
Sometimes he’ll hold your hand or something in public
In private he’ll be more outgoing but deny it means anything
“What, no I didn’t mean to touch your ass it was an accident”
“You’re still touching my ass”
“It’s still an accident”
you two also get in realllly stupid arguments
“Did you open this door?”
“What?”
“Did you open it?”
“Why would I open the basement door?”
“Did you?”
“No!”
“Liar!”
“Why would I lie about that?”
he’s a blanket hog
Also loves his pillows
He wears a lil sleep mask to bed
It’s cute
he unironically has a hydro flask
It keeps his water cold
He finds the jingling of the ice in it annoying though
I think he wouldn’t enjoy digital art because he can’t feel the paper and the ink and it’s not as personal
he likes eating ramen
Even though it’s terrible for him
If you look closely there are little stains on his papers
It’s ramen broth
But it’s convenient and he can’t cook for shit so it’s what he eats
He acts all refined but he’s not if you look closely
He’s got a reallly messy closet I bet
He tries to keep organized but it’s difficult!
He likes drawing birds
Idk why
Birb
He’s got a framed picture of you on his desk
He looks at it when he’s feeling stressed
It usually calms him down and gets him ready to work
you’ve nude modeled for him a couple times
Half the time he’s not even sketching
You don’t care though
Seeing his suave facade and expression be replaced with red cheeks and stifling coughs is cute
By the end you just give him a kiss and then it leads to—
The nsfw is for later
anyway
He’s tried to get you to draw
But anything you draw he criticizes so harshly that you’ve sworn off showing him your drawings
You know he’s doing it to help you
But it still hurts
you’ll sometimes help shading things in his manga
It’s the only thing he trusts you to do
But only on minor panels
And in small patches
But you still get credit as a background artist so you’re happy
You paint his nails a lot
He doesn’t mind
his favorite color is a dark green like his hair, though he also enjoys gold to match his stand
#this also hasn't been looked over#so uhhh good luck reading it#jjba#jojos#rohan kishibe#rohan#rohan x reader#rohan kishibe x reader#jjba part 4#jojos bizarre adventure diamond is unbreakable#jjba diu#jjba x reader
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