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luffyvace · 4 months ago
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what the Strawhats would watch on YT 🏴‍☠️
Cuz I think it’d be funny
(No gifs but they’re a decent length since it’s only one crew—may or may not do a WBP version 🤗..)
Luffy:
watches boxing
He just likes it idk why- ik it’s oddly specific but I feel like he’d be into the adrenaline rush of it yk?
OF COURSE has a crap ton of food on his feed 😭 (he follows Sanji’s cooking channel 💞)
some music but not really, mostly party music for when he throws parties yk? 🤪 (I feel like modern Luffy would throw random house parties for no reason- and invite his friends)
super impatient with ads (he doesn’t like it interrupting his stuuuuuff 😩)
occasionally watches soccer as well
I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this but he also likes video games! Watches gameplays and skips over the storyline for the action
would watch random animated shows but not necessarily for little kids yk? Just funny animated skits (but they have to be fast paced and actually funny or he’s not interested 😁)
watches yt shorts a lot, feeds into his short attention span (likes it better than TikTok)
Zoro:
work out vids.
debates in the comments on what strengthens/creates more muscle
always wins the arguments (has a lot of knowledge abt working out)
prob watched one motorcycle vid and now they won’t stop showing up on his home page
he’s tired of the motorcycle vids 😭
wants his gym work out hardcore routine home page back 🫤
would run his own yt page about gaining muscle n’ such but doesn’t care enough + doesn’t have time for the trolls and know it all’s (bro you ARE ONE..? 🤨🤦‍♀️)
blocked Sanji’s cooking channel after disliking all his videos
Nami:
fashion tips n tricks
”this or that” outfit edition on yt shorts
heavily criticizes each outfit and scrunches her face at the ugly ones (they’re not ugly just not to her taste)
doesn’t ever actually comment, even if she likes it
rarely likes too- actually, 😀 mostly just watches it and moves on, and there’s like nothing other than a few fashion haul and “where to shop for cute clothes” vids in her “watch later”
only watches them once, then deletes them, it pretty much stays empty
usually the vids she watches are around 5 mins, she doesn’t have a short attention span but she feels like vids that are hours long are a waste of time if it isn’t a music playlist
speaking of which she has a lot of light/catchy music playlists saved (Tyler the creator, kali uchis, laufey sometimes)
Usopp:
lots of inventions and creations, etc
used to watch life hacks/diy vids til it came out everyone found them cringe 😆👊💥
now he watches how to make stuff out of random car parts/tables- wtv! yk?
also some gamers :)
likes Minecraft a lot. He watches the “pro builders” thinks: I can do that easy! Tries, miserably fails, then rages quits (to continue watching the pros again). In that order.
watches prank vids
him and Nami share playlists/recommends each other songs so he has a whole bunch of music playlists she created for him (she forces him to watch and give opinions on the playlist right when she sends them. And if he takes over an hour she’ll charge him for making her wait)
He’s the one who got Nami into Tyler the creator
loves supporting Sanji’s cooking channel and likes/comments on all his vids. Actually takes his advice and has tried cooking a few of his dishes as his dinner and it actually worked out?! 😲
Sanji:
Has a cooking channel with 34.5k subscribers and an average of 50k views named ‘Cooking with Crap Cook’
Tries to Makes himself look like a “seductive waiter” in yt shorts (for the ladies)
does really good replying to questions/comments, open to suggestions/requests of what to make a cooking tut on and has actually traveled a bit with the money yt gives him! Takes the opportunity to cook in different places :)
cooks in public sometimes, occasionally someone recognizes him! ‘Wait are you the crap cook?!’
spoils Nami and Robin with the money he makes
Responds to women a little more happily than he does men (but realistically what else are we expecting?-)
his vids usually have a lot of cuts (Luffy, Usopp and Chopper came over uninvited for food and are TOTALLY trying to keep quiet while playing as Sanji makes a video) and are typically around 7-10 minutes
swoons whenever he sees Nami or Robin liked his video (has a nosebleed when they comment 😅⁉️)
has Zoro blocked despite the fact that he doesn’t post
Chopper:
has thought about posting health/medicine tips but is a bit insecure about what other will think + he’s camera shy
Zoro and Sanji try to encourage him by saying things like “just hurry up and do it already so I can incorporate your tips in my work out routine” and “there’s no need to be scared, I’ll help you out if you need”
still hasn’t pulled the trigger yet
for now he just follows other doctors and some gamers too
Luffy and Usopp put him on gaming
likes “Octodad” (LOL 😂💖)
doesn’t actually watch yt all that much, mostly when Usopp and Luffy do- but on they’re iPads instead of his
they mostly go on his when theirs runs out of battery, but they don’t stay on long since it just has a lot of medial advice on there 😀😅
prefers playing with Usopp and Luffy over his ipad
Robin:
(Long) informational vids and documentaries (mostly abt history)
also likes animal documentaries
follows other archaeologists
corrects anyone who’s wrong in any video she watches and is always right + wins the argument (has the most unintentionally funny comebacks ever 😂)
Follows Sanji and is pretty supportive, likes his vids and occasionally comments (more than Nami anyway..) whenever she sees his videos on her homepage
also encourages Chopper to start his channel and made him promise she would be the first follower/to know if he decided to finally do it
doesn’t spend much time on yt unless she has a lot of free time, and even then she prefers to read or spend time with friends
Always snuggled up in a blanket, drinking tea, watching animal planet’s yt channel on the tv when she does watch
has contemplated starting a informational channel but has never told anyone. Ultimately decided not to since she’s not on yt much and she’s too busy anyway.
Franky:
random inventions n such, like Usopp
still watches life hacks without any shame—genuinely uses some
also watches random vids, usually funny stuff- sends it to Robin (who always responds with ‘👍’ ……..(🗿😂)
Already knows how to build a lot of things from Tom- still goes to yt anyway and learns to build random stuff for fun
not on here often either, mostly when he’s bored
has a few gamers on his homepage because Luffy, Usopp and Chopper got him to watch a few vids he found funny (+ they steal his iPad to watch his yt when all 3 of theirs run out of battery)
always forgets to charge his iPad because he’s hardly on there and the one time he needed it for a yt vid to remind him how build smth it was dead 🙂
Follows Sanji’s cooking channel- always forgets to like his vids when he sends them to the group chat (also follows Robin even tho she doesn’t post)
Brook:
women..
not exactly inappropriate stuff but he does follow a lot of girl content creators so it looks like he’s just into fashion but he’s actually just following for them 😭 (the disappointment)
At least he also follows Sanji! (🤦‍♀️) forgets to like his vids tho- there’s so many women on his homepage that Sanji’s vids don’t even come down his feed
Also follows Nami and Robin
hardly on yt, prefers to play his instruments 🤷‍♀️
speaking of which he also follows a lot of music artists, mostly older ones from his time (HAHAHAHA)
Usopp and Nami force him to listen to today’s artists and he likes a few- but grandpa sticks to what he’s knows for the most part 😊
(Nami has Brook blocked)
Jinbei:
Follows Sanji but is Vegetarian so he doesn’t like any of his meat/fish recipes- same w chopper I forgot to mention that (😀)
Follows everyone (idek why)
mostly watches vegetarian cooking shows/recipes
Requests for Sanji to do a lot of vegetarian recipes (sometimes Sanji does them if enough women are backing him- 🤦‍♀️🗿 other times he ignores him……🙂👊💥)
also follows karate channels/masters n stuff
doesn’t criticize per say but does cringe a bit when they give bad advice
has better things to do then waste his life away on yt so he’s another one that’s not on here much..
would make a (fishman) karate channel if he cared enough- but he doesn’t :P 🤷‍♀️ (Zoro would’ve followed him)
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sungbeam · 4 months ago
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behold! the 2nd gen, the first offsprings of mano (don't mind the clutter they're living in- they made it their home so they could hide and stay safe from the enemies lmao)
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there were five of them- the ones mano hid in our veranda lol. sadly, two of them died when they were a few days old and these 3 lived and made home here :')
our next door neighbours had one daughter but she had severe asthma so she couldn't really go out. they had a big garden and we made a little house for these cats there and they always made sure the cats had food and shelter. so the cats would switch homes sometimes they'd hang out at mine, get bored and then jump over the wall to the neighbour and it was always fun bc atp, both of us had parrots too so we were training the cats not to mess with the parrots (mine was a feisty african grey, hers was those little birdies lol)
oreo (the one who's winking) and whiskers (the cat at the back) stuck around. the third (traitor) left lmao. whiskers was a girlie and would have kids later on which i'll introduce later, but she'll also have more siblings hehe
by the time both mano and whiskers had kids, there were at least 10 cats total that hung around in our area. the backyard was my true home now lol and whenever i came back from school, i would go chill there and let the cats play with me (they would jump on me, scratch me affectionately, rest on my lap or shoulder, or just judge me from a corner lmao).
sometimes at night i would hear them fighting and yowling and since i'm a very light sleeper i would rush outside to shoo away the enemy cat that never warmed up to us lol it was an ugly cat ngl i never took photos of him but his face is fresh in my memory💀 street cats got issues man idk why the fighting every other night lmao
i'm logging off for two weeks from tmrw so i'll come with more tales when i return! i'll tell you about my cat allergy lore and hopefully find better pics hehe. hope you're having fun at home and are well!
love, yumi <3
HI YUMI IK U'VE PROB ALREADY LOGGED OFF BUT HOPE U HAVE A LOVELY TWO WEEKS !!! thank u for the 2nd gen of cats 😭😭
the three of them are sooo so cute in that photo 😭😭 like their coloring is everything to me and OREO THE WINK A CHARMER, TRULY jefnkenfj and whiskers looks so silly (affectionate) in the back there, like so adorable 🤧😭
awh im so glad that they all felt so safe between u and ur neighbor's homes :'))) im sad that they lost two siblings (plus the third traitor 😔) but it seemed they had a great home w u !!! RAAAAH to have kittens be so affectionate and loving w me <//3 OMG 10 CATS IN THE AREA IS KINDA CRAZY ??? all of this sounds like such an adventure tho like wah what a lovely time 😭 except for maybe the ugly street cat 💀 PLS DOES HE HAUNT UR DREAMS SKFNKDNFJR truly they do have issues (i say as if i have ever encountered a street cat LMAO)
also im glad u were training them to not mess w ur bird like cat-birb homies kinda sound rad
CANT WAIT FOR UR RETURN !!! thank u again for this hehe 😚
love, beam!! 💖
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meowzfordayz · 2 years ago
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Yo I just got done reading the Stories of Water and Flame by Ryoji Hirano and I am so SAD!
Mitsuri is told by everyone that her hair makes her unsightly and that she will never find a man. Even RENGOKU of all people says "looks aren't everything" in response; which is true, but come on dude you are her senior! Comfort her a little. Tell her how adorable she is! No wonder this precious baby has so many insecurities and thinks that joining the core was the only way she would find a willing husband.
Rengoku goes on to make fun of his own hair: saying that it looks as though one of his ansesters ate only fired shrimp. Do you think he didn't deny the peoples claims of Mitsuri being ugly because of her hair because he feels his hair makes him ugly? Or am I just reading too much into this silly spin off manga?
Hii !! 💗 I've never actually read any extra KNY content — just the anime + fanfics. 😅
Aww. ☹️ I suppose dyed (Ik her hair color occurred naturally from her diet) hair wasn't as popular during the Taisho Era. 😖 And oof! Even tho he likely meant well, Kyo's "comfort" wasn't all too comforting. 😬 I interpret him to care less about appearance, and more about intangible qualities, so perhaps he didn't necessarily feel that both of them were ~ugly — could be he just didn't quite comprehend the emotional impact of feeling unsightly since he prioritized other aspects of himself + others. Plus, being a man (+ a Hashira aka not exactly active in the dating pool lol) prob helped.
Hope your week's going well❣️ Sending you happy hump day vibes. 🐪🤗
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jenanddomo · 1 year ago
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6.28.23
11:39pm
hey, its been a long time since i actually put something!
lets start w love life
so i got w my bf lol in early april! he so sweet n cute. he fr has the best version of me he so lucky
the reason y i say he so lucky bc i fr try my hardest not to be ugly or mean to me, he doesn’t deserve that. me n him r doin well :) prob bc it jst the beginning still but even then i tell him everything lol , i told him my darkest secrets n stuff (i thought he was gon be a stranger) but we always havin convos. i sleep w him once a week sometimes two, he so comfortable to sleep with.! i love to be ard him, we do little cute dates n i drove us to the movies to watch elemental it was so cute! so rn thats good
i treat him super good, im super honest w him n i jst cant lie to him:( i tell him the truth eventually. i only lie to him to mes w him like sum stupidddd
but thats that
mentally
i have been doin great actually! i dont feel miserable or depressed, empty, like im so happy now! life is great, i love everyone ard me :) every1 so great their hasnt been anyone so negative uk? im also very real to myself i accepted n jst found peace within myself
so thats good
pets
my two og cats died my spooky n kingking:(
i miss them very much i miss my black n orange cat they were like ying n yang . i miss their cute little personalities they were the best
but now a general
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lets talk abt what i think and stuff
so i moved on lol as i said i found peace within myself , lookin at the old posts,, gosh who let me cook,,, i saw old posts, messages, and everything n its so crazy how much i changed in 5 months really. lookin at how immature i was , i was so clueless and stupid and lookin back at it now it likes been there uk? it was never a good thing from the get go:) i accepted that, i also accepted i used to be a bad person to but ik i got so much better, the guy im w he makes me want to be a better person.
eating? i dont eat anymore lol, i still eat below like 1000 cals , like every 2 weeks i will eat above it butttt idk! honestly in only this month i lost 8-9 lbs:) so now im 142 yippe yayayay my goal weight is 120-130 so in total i lost 38 lbs which is crazy. when my bf met me i was above 155 so im pretty happy w that
my life been so peaceful and im jst so glad alot of ppl left my life this year before i graduated, n im thankful for those ppl too without yall i wouldnt be who i am today uk? yes i was mad, childish and everything, that part it jst sum i still need to work on bc i do have anger issues. but even then i dont like arguing anymore or jst fightin in general, yea thats what i learned what to do but its not worth it uk? on my insta reels i see some relatable posts that i relate to so much im jst like awh:3
im glad im jst not how i was before uk? rn im jst so calm, i dont feel empty no more , i actually starting to feel motivation to do sum, i want to do sum w my life and i want to help others ard me.
when it was my last day of school, it was supposed to be “sad” but i was so happy bc i donated blood n my blood helped someone:D i was so happyyy like jst helpin other ppl makes me ecstatic.
i also quit smoking so im proud of myself for that:) i do have moments where i wan do it n stuff but im like no drugs bad n the only bad thing i do is drink, but even then im trying to stop that too bc their was one week were i drank everyday but i told myself i dont wan be like my dad so i kind of stopped.
my music taste is different then it was 5 months ago.
i have 2 new cats gizmo n walter.
im jst so happy rn lol i dont know what to say:3
but im glad for what happened to me , im glad i went through stuff when i was a kid, im glad i finally even opened up abt it to someone im jst so glad everything happened bc i jst wouldnt be who i am now
i guess
im just tryin to be a bigger better person
i dont want to be childish no more i dont want to fight i dont want to hit or argue or cause shit on purpose
lately i been emotional but i think
i jst need it bc im jst so glad how open i am w all that stuff rn
i also finished king of the hill lol i dont know if i put that
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user-not-registered · 8 months ago
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dear blog
its been only a month but to me it seems like a long time since the last time i gave an entry here, butsssss
nothing much has happened (i guess). school is ok, pretty normal.. not as stressful as i thought it would be but actually a little. however, things at home got worse and are rlly messing w my head, thats prob why im stuck on a mood swings cycle.
im basically in my usual 'confusing episode' but which was more intense this time, and i cant say how it started bc its so embarassing. i get mad w myself bc i end up overthinking. about all. and this makes me feel like trying to distance myself and ignore everything, which obviously doesnt work bc it isnt reciprocated by others since they wont ignore me back as i wish. and this time i did the same thing w bb i did last time. i was mean and stupid saying things like breaking up and etcetera, but it rlly relieves me to know that he overlook when im like that.. anywys alr apologized and promisse i wont do it w him again.
also kinda frustrated w small things like my personal organizational issues: organizing the computers file explorer. my active emails bc ive been hating the addresses ive been using, theyre ugly. bother me. with the blog too…… i cant found mself, you know?? tough!! but ik that i can fit the gears in my head to make everything work again...
btw, tomorrow is the twins birthday. im very excited *-* and a bit ecstatic to know that there will be cake, party snacks and everything. pretty fun. the gift they asked me for was slime and i already bought it..........!! we've been watching a lot of slime videos on youtube together, just yesterday. and im going to play w them so it will be pretty fun, hopefully. byyyyyyeeee.
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kumz-z · 1 year ago
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I don't know who wants to hear... so over my time on discord I met alot of people.. three guys kinda well we dm more than we speak in my server, one say I'm his type bcs he likes tsundere girls and the big sister vibes... well I am a big sister lol and the tsundere part I don't believe I am one but to know I'm his type is idk how to feel abt it. the second guy, he's pressy for my irl pics though i dont ask for his. he insults my favs on the daily so I ofc insults his ones back. but he always assures me that he'll support my goals and dreams. he says I love you and expects one back from me whenever he says it like gawdam chill. the third guy... I won't say he's the closest to my type of guy, he's too kind for his own good honestly. he listens to my rants and comforts me, i play games more often with him than the rest lmao. I'm probs just a passing beauty to him.
last night, I told my sister. what if I dated the third guy? he sent me his irl pic btw. when I showed it to her, she laughed bcs he's buff but the pic he took makes him look short and fat, though he says he's 169 cm... like girl she was laughing hysterically with the way the guy looks and the question was a WHAT IF. I don't feel anything for the guys, I want to experience love too. she laughs bcs he's on the buff side? when she openly says her type are himbos like u stfu
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if himbos are buff and pretty, dumb and respectful to women... I don't see why laughing at the guy was a thing she did.
she did tell me I'm the pretty sister between us, so if she laughed bcs she thinks I shouldn't be standing next to that kinda guy bcs our looks don't fit then I don't know who's right and wrong here. obviously her though. she once called tsumugi aoba ugly bcs he wears glasses and his long curly blue hair don't fit him well. like girl that's my type of guy, if someone say who's my type to summarise it in one character ITS TSUMUGI AOBA ik I love rei and izumi and hiyori as my top three guys in enstars But tsumugi is the kinda guy I'd marry in a heartbeat if he asked LMFAOOO.
maybe she's young so she can't judge people well ? I still hate the fact she laughed like an idiot when I showed her the pic and say what if I dated the guy, she knows of the first and second guy and she openly told them that she hates them for bothering me and bcs they were obvious... pretty sure at one point, the first guy did tell her I'm his type lmaoo. she shouldnt judge them imo since she only speaks to them in the server and not out of it. she doesn't even look at the server that much so the interaction between those three are so little... she probs hate it when people in the server calls for my name anyways.
( I AM NOT A FLIRT NEITHER DO I FALL FOR PEOPLE QUICKLY )
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sazlew · 2 years ago
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Romcoms
(Declan if u reading this fuck off fuckOFF)
K so I’m writing this on my phone and alsooooo I’ve had a bit to drin k so soz if it’s weird looking or whatever! Just wanna write some words while i have this idea in my mind!!
(also im babysitting Dee while he sobers up sooooooo… love him but i am scared for him always)
Romcoms.
They’re so great. They’re amazing! I love them. They’re probs my favourite film genre of all time. Declan doesn’t like them but that’s cause he likes films the best that are long and boring and about the meaning of life or whatever
Look i like some old old old films by famous directors - much ado about nothing from 1996 is my favvvv (KENNETH BRANAGH IS SO HOT) - but i can’t do the smart film thing. I am smart but not smart enough to city in a movie theatre and watch something where people just talk all the time and don’t even kiss. 
I like rom coms. Cause they’re nice and fun and cute.
I know sometimes they’re all the same, but I think most fims are the same once you get down to the heart of it. Three act structure, right? Someone doesn’t want to do a thing, but then they need to do a thing, and on the way to do a thing, that thing goes wrong, and then they overcome that problem and then do the thing and then there is a climax! (heeeee) and then the film ends and the character has change - better or worse than before but theyve gotta chanre or else there is no point. People change all the time but not probably as fast as rom com characters do cause some of those stories tae place over like four days.
Four days is too short to fall in love. I fall in love in long stretches of time. Like… sitting at work for two months spending time with people and then going ‘oh i love you’. The best thing about people you love is the weird bits. Ike a thing about them that they think is ugly but makes u smile. Or something they know lots of things about. Or a thing that thye aways wear but not for any fashion reasons.
I think life would be real boring if we all loved the same people all the time…
Ok wait 
I just got dee some water 
And me some water
What was i writing uh.
Romcoms.
My favourite romcom is defs defs defs The Proposal!!!!
I’s got all the best bits of rom coms in it. They don’t like each other, then they’re trapped in a place at the same time, plus weird humor that’s very silly, plus sandra bullock is a babe, plus she DEFS FOR REASLS DOMMED ryan reynolds
Fuck me you must think i have a ryan reynolds thing [gif of Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal, he’s pulling off his shirt and looks hot as fuck] 
ive reblogged enough pics of him
Hot boy summer????? 
It’s winter in NZ
Hot boy winter
(Dee laughed at that. Im kinda talking this post out loud now whooooops but i cant seem to stop)
The Proposaal. ICONIC!!!! 
What else
It’s not a rom com but i love the baz luhrmann romeo and juliet. The fashion is so so much and the music is too - that scene to “Kissing You” by Des’ree? I wish i was alive for more of the 90s cause that shiz was iconic
And Mercado?
Wait
Mercution! As a drag queen? I love
So more rom coms.
(Declan is telling me about a rom com he saw at the NZIFF in 2016 about time travel called.. chrono - krono? Theeisa???????? Look idk it probably wasnt a rom com knowing him it was probaby just something about death or murder or the meaning of life or whatnot)
The romcom i saw last week thaat everyone at work loves (EXCEPT DEE CAUSE HE DOESn’T WANT T WATCH IT) is called Set it up
It’s got the guy from Scream queens (hot guy??? chad???) and queen zoey deutsh and they play two PAs for two bosses that try to set their bosses up cause their bosses are real mean to them and they think if they set them up then they will be less mean cause they’ll be getitng laid - vibes
But then they both FALL IJ LOVE
Also pete davidson from SNL is there which is real weird 
But yeah tey fall in love and its cute
I love it i love it
I wish real work was like that
OH ANOTER ONE
10 Things I hate about you
So picture health ledger (RIP) being like a bad boy in a school and then kate - who is blonde and kinda a bitch but like she’s badass and it’s cool and i wilsh i was that badass - her dad says that her sister can’t date her crush (josepg gordon levitt but young AS) until kate dates someone
It’s shakespeare apparently i think if i remember from school
Wait wait wai
[DECLAN: Ten Things I Hate about You is Shakespeare yes. It is a retelling of the Taming of the Shrew which is one of the Shakespeares that people feel weird about these days cause it seems sexist and maybe is. In the movie Kate has much more agency than in the play which is good. It is a good movie that I like a lot,]
FOR ONCE DEE IS RIGHT IT IS A GOOD MOVIE  
Another one i like is clueless which i also studied at high school
Look it is iconic!!!!!! The outfits
Cher
Paul rubb but young and pretty and i mean hes still pretty and hes like fifty but he was real pretty then
Weird that they were cousins 
aCTUALLY i saw a paul rudd movie ast week and it was an art movie
(shut up Dee stop laughing) 
Ideal Home! It was real good actually
He was paying a gay film producer???? With his husband/parner played by……. That english guy
Fuck he was in that other series of movies for old peop
Fuck i dont remember
But yeah they were breaking up - i guess it was kinda a rom com actually
They were breaking up but the other guy - the english lover whos name i cant remember - his estranged son was jailedfoor being a piece of shit and his son (the english guys grandson) came to live with them
And it was a story about paul rudd and englsh guy falling in love again and it was actually real nice, i like it a lot. Funny and passionate
Like it when romcom couples have actual chemmisty cause liv and drew have both said that it s hard to make chemistryyy that seem real on screen whew ur are castingg gg iand mking movie s sssssssssssss,sssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s f
[DECLAN: Ideal Home was a great movie. I enjoyed it lots and lots. Go and see it if it is on at your local. Saz has dozed off so I guess I will just post this. Take nothing sshe has said as true.]
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euphoricfilter · 2 years ago
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Someone screamed "Yoongi marry me" at his first comment part. I was pleasantly surprised. At the same time, i'm like "that should be me..." (hold up what this is from a bieber song?! i thought of this from tik tok. this mv is ugly lol) I did not yell it too bc my voice hurt TT I feel so regretful and guilty. It's prob bc "yoongi marry me" is a big part of my personality as an army and yoongi stan (kidding lol im in my down bad feels so hard bc of this movie)
Also, it was so cold today omg?! 10 degrees F and 10mph winds ugh. I almost didn't want to go out. but i was looking forward to this movie for so long! I'm so happy I did go.
-🖤
baby justin beiber looks like he’d smell of cheap cologne while he tries to steal your girl, and would use the most dead pick up line hoping he can get away with it because back then he was conventionally attractive enough to get away it
ik it’s gonna be freezing when we come out the cinema tonight but i’ll bear the pain if it means i can watch ytc on the big screen
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angelinajoliesbottom · 4 years ago
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Lmaoooo people obsessing over that corpse dude he probs isnt some ugly skinnydude
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whomturgled · 3 years ago
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thinkin abt men i could babygirl-ify on this silly morning
#in particular men who u might not think would accept it but then they’re actually like damn i do like that tho.#hi I got Covid from my mother despite us both being 2x vax + boosted#probably bc she works with public + her and her ugly man go out all the time like clowns#and my immune system sucks shit 😌#so welcome to aauaughhhhhh im fucking Dying thoughts to pass the time#may I be earnest and honest and real. the main example that came to mind with this a couple days ago#when this thought first surfaced. was. if sm1 tried to call mu qing baby girl i think he’d tear them apart (in a bad way).#feng xin on the other hand. babygirl. if said in the right tone or in passing he prob wouldn’t even question just ‘yes.’ that’s all thanks.#now ik this post say men ***i*** could babygirlify but that’s just for the relatable more generic aspect of it.#the particular tgcf brainrot idea in the past couple tags is not whomst **i** could babygirlify bc im just some guy#some silly fella. a creature.#really into the idea of looms and weaving and getting back into more traditional art and/or practising digital more and trying to teach#myself piano again and . insert 1000 more things. (Lately)#but bc sick ykno no energy rlly.#this is all kinda making me realize with more clarity each day that goes by on this forsaken earth that I was really just meant to be a#househusband malewife free spirit who just kinda makes things and claps 👏 and has ideas. like some sorta fuckin… courtesan in ye olden times#assuming I’m using that word correctly. idk if I am.#im literally so marriageable aside from the mental illness and lack of social skills unless we’re already at bestie status (speedrun any%)..#that stupid fucking ki//ing sta/king (slashes as L’s) vine musically whatever yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning. except not ks.
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al-lewinsky · 4 years ago
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this was my 9/11
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graevs666 · 3 years ago
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i hate myself sm im so ugly and wanna die lol
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mydearesthrry · 2 years ago
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and then some — chapter 2.
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yourinstagram: april fool :)
harrystyles: Beautiful as always. H x
user1: OHHHHHH HARRY COMMENTING ON MAIN HES DOWN BAD LFJAODHWKDJ
arianagrande: so amazing sweet girl. miss u love u
yourinstagram: @arianagrande hi mom I LOVE YOU. come home to me please. me and nuggy miss u.
harrystyles: @.yourinstagram Let’s not forget who introduced her to you.
yourinstagram: @.harrystyles love u baby
user2: OHHSHWKWUDNWHDHWKDJ LOVE U BABY 😭😭😭😭😭
user3: im gonna kms. why cant i have what they have this is unfair.
gracieabrams: it’s not even april u fool
yourinstagram: @.gracieabrams i hate u sm
user4: WHO IS UR APRIL FOOL.
yourinstagram: @.user4 🤭🤭
harrystyles: This song is not about me. H x
yourinstagram: @.harrystyles never!!! i love you too much
harrystyles: @.yourinstagram I love you more. H
jeffazoff: @.yourinstagram tone down the pda children
yourinstagram: @jeffazoff k.
user5: HE FUCKCIWBDKWUDHAMDJANMA I LOVE YOU MORE???!!!!!???????!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!???????!!!
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yourinstagram: tour tour touuurrrrrrr
surprise surprise little angels!!! tix r on sale for us leg for love on tour NOW (which i’m opening!) see u so very soon <3 ily
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harrystyles: My favorite opener for tour by far. Very excited. X
yourinstagram: @.harrystyles oh don’t tell kacey that
harrystyles: @.yourinstagram She’s aware. She knows I love her as well.
finneas: You absolute fucking rockstar
yourinstagram: @.finneas finny boy i miss u claudia and peach pleaseeeeeee come to an la show pls pls need to hug u both NOW
arianagrande: so proud
gracieabrams: holy shit i need to see you soon y/n what the fuck
yourinstagram: @.gracieabrams gracie. oh my fucking god. please. soon. i’ll get u in for free just get on a plane please i’m gonna kiss ur face.
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harrystyles: Lovie on tour. 📸: @anthonypham
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yourinstagram: EWWWWWW THIS IS SO CHEESY
yourinstagram: idiot man. i love you.
yourinstagram: cant wait to be ur bandmate <3
user1: she’s literally ugly why would she go on tour with harry
user2: @.user1 bruh ik it’s prob a stunt
gracieabrams: ur taking away my best friend this isn’t fair
yourinstagram: @.gracieabrams it’s okay gracie i love u more than him anyway
user3: i love her so much she’s such an angel!!
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fwkei · 3 years ago
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Excited for what's to come
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Rindou Haitani x fem!reader (fluffly, slightly angst, light mention of nfsw)
yass my 2nd request 🥳🥳ik that i can respond to the questions directly but it wont let me put a tittle if i do so i'm just gna do my requests like this, hopefully the person sees it, AND I HOPE U ENJOY! I had kinda a tough time with this ngl also sorry for any mistakes
CW/TW: Mentions of harassment, mentions of drugs
WC: 7.2k
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Your mouth parted in shock as anger filled you looking at his grinning face. You never thought you’d ever see this man’s face again. And you almost didn’t recognize him. But the second he spoke...you knew it was him...and he knew it was you.
“You’ve got to be kidding me.” you said under your breath, bringing your hand to your head as he walked over, hands in his pockets smiling.
“Been a while, huh?” he said tilting his head at you
The familiar sight of his cocky smile sent you back, way back to when it all started between you two. Way back to when you were only 15.
You were walking home after finishing a day of school and club activities. It was mid year, finals just finished up and spring break was coming along. You felt relieved that you could finally have 2 weeks of rest, and not worry about your underclassmen and schoolwork. Since tomorrow was the last day of school, you decided you’d make a stop at the corner store. To just grab some snacks, maybe even dinner…
You held your book bag close to your body, as you opened the doors of the store. It was cold inside, you tucked your arms under each other to create some friction for warmth, as you walked around a bit you saw a group of 4 boys who all had matching uniforms, but not school uniforms. Just delinquent uniforms. You quickly glanced to see the sign of their gang, after a bit of looking, you didn’t recognize it, and decided to brush them off.
They looked around the same age as you, maybe a year older. They stood crowded in front of the cooler section laughing and talking pretty loud which already annoyed you a bit since you wanted to get a cold drink. You saw them fill their baskets with different types of beers and candy. You sorta cringed. After grabbing a few snacks and microwavable dinner you walked over to the cooler section, avoiding their presence completely, not interested or bothered by delinquents.
It was common for delinquents to be around where you lived. You often didn’t really like them, since most of them just trashed the streets and caused trouble for others, but you liked the ones that consisted of kids who just wanted to have fun and didn’t cause any harm. But definitely not groups like this, who are always waiting to just ruin someone's day.
“Excuse me-” you said avoiding eye contact, but not in a shy way
“Oh?” said one smiling
“What do you need, pretty?” he asked as his friends slightly moved out of the way, and you looked at him
“..just a drink.” you said smiling, trying to hide your irritated face while pointing to the door they were blocking
“Ahh, my bad.” he said moving out of the way, opening to door for you smiling foolishly
“Thank you.” you said giving a closed eyed smile before lowering your self slightly to grab your favorite drink
After grabbing it, you placed it in your basket and squeezed your way through the boys to get to the cashier. You smiled at the old man behind the counter as he scanned and bagged your items.
“Having dinner all by yourself? C'monn, let me accompany you, huh sweet?” said the leader walking over to you with that same smile on his face while licking his lips making you cringe
“Not interested.” you said not looking at him and grabbing your stuff, turning to walk out
“Aw c'mon..” he said following behind you as his friends dropped their stuff on the floor to follow their boss
You couldn't help but to feel a little bit worried for your own well being. When hearing them call out for you, as you so desperately tried to ignore it and go home. Still by the store's vicinity and still walking you heard him come closer and stand in front you, inching closer and closer to you making you back up with confused and worried eyes
“Don’t ignore me~” he said bringing his hand to twirl your hair
“I said I’m not interested.” you said bringing your hand to push you hair down so that he could no longer touch it
“You think that matters?” he asked as his smile faded into a smaller one but more devious
Suddenly you felt his finger tips touch your waist, and before it could escalate any further your fight or flight kicked in, you quickly raised your hand and slapped the male in front of you, and hard. Causing his head to turn a bit and arms drop from your body. You furrowed your eyebrows in anger as his hand traveled to his red cheek.
“Were you never taught that when a girl says no it means no?” you asked
You saw rage fill the man's eyes, as he brought his hand up to hit you back, both your heads turned to hear another person's voice.
“Really?” is all he said with one hand in his pocket, and the other taking out the lollipop in his mouth as he walked over with a blank expression
“The hell are you?” asked the male in front of you putting his hand down
“You’re gonna beat down on a girl for saying she doesn’t want you? Huh, ugly?” he said smiling as your eyes widened in shock at his insult to the man
Is he stupid? There's 4 guys here and he just insulted their friend. 4 v 1? The odds don’t play in his favor, and there wasn’t much you could do to help him other than call for help. But you couldn’t help but smile a little at his remark, You turnt your head to the side trying to contain your laugh.
“You laughing?” asked the male in front of you turning his rage filled gaze to you
“Yeah she’s laughing, isn't he an ugly guy?” asked the boy with blonde hair and blue highlights with glasses, grinning
“..yeah.” you said holding back your laugh and looking over at the boy, as he looked into your eyes with a look letting you it would all be okay
The male in front of you grunted as he raised his arm to hit you again, but the boy next to you blocked it with ease, signing. He held his arm steady blocking the arm from touching you. He placed his lollipop back in his mouth with one hand, then took off his glasses, turning his gaze to you. You felt your face get hot. He was just so...cool?
He softly smiled and handed you his glasses.
“Hold these for me?” he asked as you nodded your head ‘yes’ looking at him in complete awe
“Thanks-”
“I’m right here!” yelled the male coming in with another hit, you quickly moved out of the way to let him have the floor.
You held the boy's glasses in your hands as you watched him swiftly and easily doge the males attacks, and then it was all over. A single punch from the boy knocked the leader out, as he fell to the floor. Your eyebrows raised, excited.
“Isn’t he your leader? You guys are just gonna stand there?” asked the boy using his foot to turn over the body on the floor as his follower simply just ran away from the scene. The boy walked over to you, twirling the lollipop in his mouth. He took it out, throwing it into the trashcan near you before tilting his head giving you a slightly cocky smile...that you actually liked.
“Thank you.” you said bowing your head slightly at him
“No worries.” he said as you brought your head back up, still looking at him in awe
He noticed. He could tell you were stuck in awe, it was obvious by the look in your eyes. He’s never seen himself make a girl look at him like that, and honestly it made him prideful. But also fuzzy inside since he was able to make you nervous. He watched you earlier, noticing you had more of a calm personality, but the way you were now was different. He could practically feel the heat that radiated from your face. It really made him...happy? Usually all the girls he met fawn over his older brother...and it was nice having some attention for once.
He just kept looking into your eyes for a solid minute, you tried your very best to keep eye contact but it seemed as though he was lost in thought, so you looked off to the side and held out your hand with his glasses in it.
“I- uh..here by the way..” you said still looking off the side hoping he wouldn't notice your flushed face
“Thanks.” he said smiling, taking them from your hand and putting them, blinking his eyes a few times to adjust to it.
“Do you live around here? I can walk you home.” he said putting his hands into his pockets
“Yeah, just up the street. But you don't have to, really! I wouldn’t want to burden you.” you said bringing your hands up frantically at the nice gesture
“I don’t mind, honest. Here...just come with me, I gotta buy a few things first..” he said as his eyes traced your face
“Sure.” you said smiling as you both started to walk to the store
You only followed him around like a lost puppy, as he picked up a few drinks and snacks. Once he finally finished and paid, you both walked out, and started walking to your home.
“What’s your name?” you asked looking at him
“Rindou, or Rin is fine.” he said turning his gaze to you
Every. Single. Time. He looked in your eyes, it was like you were lost in trance. Although it was dark out, you could still so clearly see his eyes, they were so perfect to you. But what you didn’t know at the time was he felt the same way. He finally had someone's eyes on him, for him and no one else. He would feel fuzzy every time you looked him deep in the eye. And you both could tell there was a lot of tension, but not in a bad way.
“Yours?” he asked
“Y/n.” you said looking back in front of you
“Pretty name.” he said making you smile scrunch your eyebrows in confusion as you looked over at him
“Thanks...that’s a compliment I've never heard before from someone.” you said smiling
“Is it the type of compliment you'll remember?” he asked smiling
“Yeah, I don’t think i’ll ever forget it.” you said
“Good.” he said
“Oh- my place is just up the stairs so..thank you for walking me.” you said stopping in your tracks and pointing, smiling
“Yeah, no problem..” he said as you waved and started to walk up the stairs
“Hey-! Before you go-” he said making his way to where you were on the stairs, stopping on the stair below you, making him look up at you
You saw that his face was slightly red, and it made you smile softly as you waited for him to finish his thoughts,
“Would this be a bad time to ask you out or-?” he asked laughing, leaving you surprised
“Yes but I like you..so no.” you said
“..cool.. Then i’ll see you tomorrow.” he said said grinning and turning around to walk
“..tomorrow?” you said under your breath smiling as he made his own way home
After the most cliche moment of your life just happened, you went on to do your regular routine of going to bed. And you couldn’t help but feel so excited for what's to come.
‘What does he mean by seeing me tomorrow..he didn’t even ask if i'd be free, or tell me where we should meet….He’s so different..’
You though tot yourself as you were trying to fall asleep
The next morning, you woke, got ready, and went to school. Everything went as usual. Till one of your underclassmen from your club came barging into the club room, sweating and frantically trying to catch his breath.
“Y/N!” he yelled
“Are you alright?” you asked placing down the pen you were using to help correct a paper, while walking over to him to help him sit down
He only let out heavy breaths, and so you went over to your book bag, taking out a new water bottle and napkin. You handed him the water as he aggressively went to open it and drink it. You kneeled next to the kid and wiped the sweat that was dripping from his forehead, waiting for him to calm down.
“What happened? You look scared.” you said with concerned eyes
“Y/n! There's a man outside in front of the school asking for you!” he said
“..did he threaten you or something?” you asked thinking it was the guy from yesterday who harassed you
“No! But! But!-” he said not being able to speak his mind
“Hey! Hey! It’s alright just relax, grab your stuff and go home, okay? Club is done for today.” you said getting up and patting his head
“Sure but!”
“Don’t worry! Everything is fine-” you said walking over to grab your sweater and bag
“Do you mind locking up the classroom on your way out?” you asked to one of the club members
“Sure!” she said as you handed her the key
“Thanks so much, leave the key at the front office on your way out-!” you said walking out of the club room
You walked down the stairs of your school, walking to the front you carefully looked around, seeing no threat in sight you continued on your way, walking to the front. As you turned to start walking on the sidewalk, your face grew shocked at seeing-
“Rindou?” you asked
“Hey there, took you long enough.” he said looking up from his phone
“Sorry..? How would I know that you would be here?” you asked smiling as you walked over to him
“I thought I sent some random kid to get you.” he said
“You also scared the shit out of him.” you said as Rindou started smiling cheekily
“I swear I didn’t mean any harm-” he said bringing his arm up in defense
“Well sit down, let's go already. It's hot.” he said handing you a helmet
“Where’re we going?” you asked taking it and strapping it on
“You’ll see, come- and I’ll hold your bag for you. he said pushing himself up so that you could sit behind him
You didn't respond and only did as he said, sitting behind him, you pulled your skirt down. You felt nervous at how close you two were right now, but he seemed so calm...it was almost frustrating.
“This your first time on a bike?” he asked slightly turning his head
“Yeah, you’re not gonna wear a helmet?” you replied
“Nope, don't need it, and you should probably hold onto me though.” he said, bringing his hands up to start the motor making your heart jump at the loud sound, and before you could even do anything, he started zooming out of his parking space.
Your eyes widened and you quickly brought your arms, wrapping them around his waist, pressing your cheek against his upper back and cringing your eyes shut. Sacred for your life. You heard him laughing a bit at your reaction, and you couldn't help but to smile at it since it was so cute.
“Slow down!” you yelled trying to make yourself known over the loud engine
“You’re gonna be fine! Just trust me!” he yelled back smiling as you brought your head up slightly feeling the wind against your skin..and it felt so good. Was this what living a carefree life was like?
You couldn't help but smile so big at the feeling you were feeling right now.. It was different from any other feeling you’ve felt. It was happy mixed with...anxiousness? It left you with butterflies in your stomach. That never went away and it just made you feel so good.
‘Is this love?’
you thought to yourself holding Rindou tighter to you as he turned the bike
Rindou felt his heart flutter with your every touch, the fact that you would hold onto him tighter and tighter every time he did something new with his bike just made him smile like a fool. He found it so cute that despite the fact that you were scared, knew nothing about him, and had no idea where you were going and just trusted him because he said so made him feel...light? Like fuzzy and warm. He liked it. No, he loved it. You made him feel happy and jittery even though he knew nothing about you, but he knew how to keep a level head...but that was getting harder and harder for him to do
‘Am I in love?’
He thought to himself
He was snapped out of his thoughts when seeing the spot come into view. He slowed down his bike, turning into a dirt road with lots of trees and bushes, the sun piercing through them making it a beautiful sight. There was also a fence that was about 4 feet tall that also had a sign which said “no trespassing, private property.” which made you raise an eyebrow.
“Are we going on a hike or something?” you asked taking your arms off him and resting them on your thighs, making Rindou feel a little disappointed that your warmth was gone
“Sorta, it’s a short one.” he said, parking the bike and getting off to help you out.
“Hm.” you said smiling taking off your helmet and placing it on the handle of the cycle
You got off the cycle and walked over to where Rindou was, seeing he was making his way over the fence
“Are you sure this is okay?” you asked stopping at the fence seeing he was on the other side
“I promise. Trust me.” he said, pushing up his glasses smiling, you smiled at him and placed your foot through the openings so that you could bring your leg up to the other side.
“Alright, I will.” you said smiling as you sat on the fence, ready to jump off
Rindou held his hand out for you to grab. You placed your hand on his feeling your face get hot, again, as he wrapped his fingers around it. You put some of your weight on him as you slightly jumped off. You let go of your hand and fixed your skirt.
“Ready?” he asked holding out his hand again for you to grab
“Ready.” you said finally letting him see you blush as you held his hand making his eyes soften at you. You felt excited.
After a bit of walking through some nature, you two stopped. You held one of your hands over your eyes since the sun was shining directly at you. But your other hand never let go of his. You tilted your head in confusion seeing that you both were stopped at a lake. It wasn't too big or small. The water was clear and you could see the bottom of the body of water because of the sun's bright rays.
“..hm?” you said seeing that Rindou let go of your hand and started to take off his school shirt and jacket, you quickly turned your gaze from him
“What are you doing?” you asked avoiding looking at him
“We. We are going swimming.” he said walking in front of you smiling foolishly
“I don’t have a swimsuit.” you said smiling slightly seeing he was only left in plaid boxers
“And? C’mon it's spring break, isn’t it? Let loose a bit.” he said taking off his glasses
“Is this your cheap shot at trying to get in my pants?” you asked jokingly
“It can if you want it to be, but don’t worry that time will come eventually-” he said smiling cocky and patting your head, making your face become hot
“Smooth.” you said taking off your shoes as Rindou sat on a rock watching you
“Really?” you said after taking off your socks and skirt leaving you in your undershorts and school shirt
“What?” he said playing dumb
“Fold your clothes, don't just leave it on the floor.” you said grabbing his shirt, balling it up and throwing it at him as he brought his arms to grab it before it could hit him
“Oh? I see what you’re doing.” he said smiling and getting up, doing as you told him
“I’m sure.” you said unbuttoning your shirt, folding it and placing everything on a rock turning around to not see Rindou anywhere, you made a confused look but then you felt yourself being picked up and thrown into the water, but he stayed with you, letting you both hit the water together
You weren’t even angry, you just felt happy.
It all went in slow motion in his eyes, seeing your shocked face turn into a happy one as you splashed into the water. It honestly shocked him, the way you two so easily warmed up to each other.
After about 2 hours of just swimming, talking, fighting, and flirting. You both floated in the water watching the sun go down.
“Wanna be a thing, Y/n?” he asked looking off to the side as you let out a small laugh
“You would like a middle school boy asking out his crush-” you laughed making his face turn to yours flustered
“How else can I say it then?” he asked
“I never said it was bad, it’s cute and sure, let’s ‘be a thing’” you said making his mouth slightly part
“I like hanging out with you, relationships are just friendships but more intimate right? It’ll be fun...I like how I feel when I’m around you so it’s an easy yes.” you said resting your arms on the big pile of rocks in the water looking up at his surprised face
“See, I was gonna say all that but I didn't wanna creep you out-” he said shrugging lightly and slightly swimming over to you
You simply smiled and looked at him as he made his way closer to you.
He was completely lost in your eyes, he didn’t even feel nervous about asking you out. He just felt so comfortable, and he knew you’d say yes. He watched as you got up from the water and ringing out your hair. His eyes grazed your damp skin, and you noticed it. But you didn’t feel nervous anymore. You liked it.
“We should get out, right? The sun is almost down. I don’t want either of us to get sick-” you said making your way out of the water
“worried about me? How sweet.” he teased following you out
“Shut it-” you said smiling as you started to put on your school shirt and socks and Rindou put on his shirt and pants.
“Shit. Quick-” he said grabbing your hand
“My clothes?!” you said in a louder tone as you two started to run to a bush
“We’ll come back, keep quiet it’s the cops.” he said pulling you in front of him so that you could hide behind the bush first
“The cops?! How do you know??” you asked whisper yelling
“Shhh..” he said bringing his hand to cover your mouth as he carefully watched the two cops encounter the clothes on the floor
You brought your hand up to pull down Rindous hand, as you both watched and listened carefully. Your heart was thumping hard, you could feel it all over your body. You watched as the cops picked up the skirt you left on the ground.
“Well jeez-” laughed the cop seeing all the clothes
“Is it those damn skinny dippers again?” said one cop signing
“Probably, just pick it up and throw it away. There's no one here like always, these calls are always a waste of time.” said the cop tossing your skirt into a trash bag
“Kids are too horny these days!” yelled the cop picking up the clothes and throwing it in the trash bag
“PFT-”
Your eyes turned to Rindou who just let out a loud laugh. You brought your hand to cover his mouth quickly, but the damage was already done.
“Who’s there?!” yelled the cop walking over
“Shit, cmon!” yelled Rindou grabbing your hand as he started to run quickly, still laughing
“You DUMBASS-” you yelled as you two ran fast as Rindou was now laughing hysterically
“Stop it right there!” yelled the cops chasing after you both
“Shit!” you yelled after turning your head seeing the cops were catching up to you two
“Are they close?!” yelled rindou as you both started running faster
“Yes!” you yelled back
“Okay as soon as you see the bike just get on it, okay?!” he yelled looking back at you, grinning making your mouth part in awe
‘He’s so cool.’
You thought to yourself
The fence came into view, Rindou used his hand to hold himself up as he jumped over it quickly, and you did the same. You got onto the bike, putting on your helmet as you watched Rindou pull a pocket knife out of his pants pocket.
“What the-'' you said before being interrupted by the sound of a deflating tire, Rindou placed the knife back into his pocket as he ran over to you, sitting down and starting the cycle. Not leaving yet
“What the hell are you doing?! Drive!” you said anxiously seeing the cops come into view
“Just as second…” he said waiting for the cops to become more clear
“Now. See ya!” he yelled laughing after seeing the panting cops finally catch up to you two, teasing them into thinking they caught you both.
You started to laugh as Rindou drove away quickly with a big smile on his face.
That was probably the funniest night of your life. And that's how all your dates went with Rindou. They were all action packed, filled with adrenaline and excitement. He always showed up unannounced at your place honking, or would text you to come over to his place. It was something new everyday with him..from exploring abandoned buildings, to dining and ditching at expensive restaurants, to staying late at each other's houses just talking, to him laying his head on your lap as you treated his wounds, to almost nothing at all.
It had been 3 years of dating Rindou Haitani… The best and worst years of your life. You two fell so stupidly in love with one another. All you guys did was stupid things at first. The love was young, new, and immature. You both were exploring unknown feelings.
Rindou was your first love, and as much as you hate to admit that, you could never forget the day when you realized how you fell for him. And he for you.
After you both passed your high school years, things started to not go so great. Although you loved Rindou with all your heart, some of the stupid things he did were not cute. You were now both 18, and your mother expected you to start helping her out financially, and you completely understood that since you weren’t very wealthy. You started to take up jobs, any that you could find, basically throwing away your high school diploma, using your knowledge for no good. You didn’t mind it, but it did make you feel upset. You hoped that Rindou would notice and ask you about it but it was always the same thing over and over again with him now. Except he just became more and more aggressive with it.
He started getting into a lot of trouble by himself, and not with the help of his older brother, surprisingly. To the point where you would get calls from the police station from him asking you to come and bail him out. At first you didn’t mind, and dug into your savings to do so, but his crimes just became more expensive. You’ve bailed him out 3 times in just 1 month, and it costed you thousands of yen. And he’d only smile at you and say ‘thank you’ nothing more. It infuriated you, but you kept it inside. You’ve asked him multiple times if everything was alright, and if there was a reason for his sudden outbursts of violence. You even went as far as asking Ran, to which you got no answer from both.
Rindou was never ever considerate of your time. At first it was alright, because you two were just kids and had time to waste. But now it was obvious that it wasn't the same anymore. The love you both had, matured greatly and became way more intimate, you both understood that and the risks with it. But as it matured, you both were growing anxious. Anxious at that maybe things would never be the way they used to be. Just being stupid and in love. Like those cliche romance mangas.
You looked down at your phone after serving your last table of the knight. You were exhausted and just wanted to go home, seeing it was 11.
You received a text from Rindou saying “come over?” and it made you angry. So angry. You bit your inner cheek sighing seeing that yet again, he isn't considerate of your time. You had enough, and immediately started walking to his house trying to calm down as you took off your apron.
After walking about 30 minutes, you successfully calmed yourself down. You walked to the door, and knocked, holding all your things in your hands.
“Y/n, hi.” said Ran opening the door smiling
“Hi, is Rin in his room?” you asked smiling
“Yes,” he said, moving to the side. Ran could tell you were upset about something.
You walked over to the door of Rindous room. You knocked before entering the room, seeing he was sitting on his bed with a remote in his hand playing some sort of video game. You took a small breath to try and control yourself. And Ran stood beside the door, he couldn't help but eavesdrop at what was to happen, but you couldn’t see that.
“Rin-”
“Hold on I’m almost done-” he said toying with the remote
“...” you sat there patiently waiting, and after a couple minutes-
“Alright I’m done...What’s wrong?” he said furrowing his eyebrows slightly
“The hell do you mean ‘what’s wrong’?”
“You’re upset.”
“Of course I’m upset, you texted me, telling me to come over for what? For me to just sit here and watch you play video games? Like every other time?”
“What are you talking about? I always take you out? What made you so mad today?”
“Rindou stop acting stupid.”
“What? How am I acting stupid Y/n?” he asked with an annoyed tone
“...Rindou I’ve told you already, I don't have time like I did before, I can't just drop everything and come and hang out with you.”
“I know that, that’s why I texted you after work.”
“Yeah you texted me after my 9 hour shift, and you’ve been doing that for the past week when you see that i’m clearly tired. I have to walk 30 minutes to get here? You don’t even offer to pick me up.”
“I told you my bike is broken.”
“And?! I told you I would pay for it to get fixed but you didn’t accept my money.”
“Because I don’t want you to waste your money on something stupid like that? Maybe think Y/n.”
“You don’t seem to have a problem with me using my money to bail you out of jail, that’s just as stupid.”
“I’m stupid now?”
“I’m not saying that! The things you do are stupid!”
“I told you I’m sorry, I haven't gotten in trouble at all this week for you, okay?”
“For me? I lectured you for your own good.”
“I don’t need to hear a lecture from you right now.”
“Rindou I don’t know what’s going on with you right now, but if something is bothering you and making you act differently just tell me and I’ll help you.”
“Nothing’s wrong, you’re just so sensitive now.”
“...”
“I’m always the one planning things between us, and you’re getting mad at me for continuing to do that?” he said
“Planning what? You never tell me anything until the last minute, and you just expect me to follow you.”
“And that's why I text you after work.” he said choppy breaking down the words
“Don’t do that.”
“Do what?”
“Mock me, asshole.”
“..”
“I’m fucking tired after work, okay? And seeing how we’re becoming distant just makes me so upset and exhausted. I’m trying to fix things here.”
“There’s nothing to fix, if you don’t like how it is, then just leave me. It’s that easy.” he said
“Are you serious?” you asked biting your inner cheek to hold in your tears
“Yeah, I’m serious.” he said with a straight face
“So you’re okay with me just ending things right here?” you said fisting your hands out of frustration
“If that means you’ll stop complaining then yeah.” he said
You felt your heart ache, you were so unbelievably angry and sad. You got up, not looking at him as you turned to leave
“Fucking dick.” you said under your breath before making your way out of the house, passing by Ran who had wide eyes and raised eyebrows.
“Really Rindou?” said Ran to Rindou while standing at his door smiling
“What? I wasn’t the one who ended things.” he said
“Sure, but you were the one who enticed it.” he said bringing up his pointer finger
“And?” he said
“Nothing...just surprised you're not upset, she was crying as she left.” said Ran signing
“She was..?”
“Obviously.” replied Ran smiling
“It’s a shame really, I liked you two together. She was good to you, I hope you won't take a person like her for granted again, Rin.” said Ran signing before making his way to his room
Ran was always a tease to Rindou, especially about girls and you. Rindou could tell though. He could tell that Ran was trying to tease but also get an important message across to him. Ran could tell Rindou wasn't in the right headspace. He’s been out of it, and honestly Ran envys you for being able to put up with it, and also his normal crazy demeanor at the same time. There really isn't any other person other than you and Ran that have had such an impact on Rindou.
After you left, Rindou just sat there with a blank expression. He got a notification on his phone, lighting it up, forcing him to see his screen saver which was a picture of you two. Your laughing face at the bottom of the screen, as his hands were messily in your hair, spreading hair dye all over with a smile on his face looking down at you with such awe.
He looked away from his phone and brought his hands to his hair, grasping it in frustration. It was what RIndou wanted. In your eyes, you saw Rindou losing interest, in his eyes, he saw someone too good for him. He held you back, right?
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“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“Been a while, huh?”
“You two...know each other?” asked Kakucho who was showing you around the building
“...”
Complete silence as you both just looked into each others eyes, you slightly angry, and him smiling.
“Yeah-” you both said at the same time looking over at Kakucho
“Oh! How so?” he said giving a surprised smile
“...”
You both looked back at each other, you switched your gaze to look off to the side
“Old...uh..friends.” you said smiling at Kakucho as he nodded his head
“Friends?” said Rindou furrowing his eyebrows playfully, making you feel anxious.
“Yes, friends.” you said
“Should I give you 2 some time alone-?” asked Kakucho sweat dropping
“No-”
“Yes-”
“..”
“After the meeting.” you and Rindou said at the same time, again.
“...Well alright then, let’s go to the table?” said Kakucho trying to ease the tension between you two
“Sure.” you said smiling at him
“Right this way-” he said walking in front of you as you followed, feeling Rindous presence behind you making you nervous.
As the table came into view, you saw a few other men sitting down and discussing things. You smiled and waved as they turned their attention to greet you.
“Y/n?” asked Ran smiling, clearly very surprised standing up a bit to reach your hand
“Hello! Good to see you again,” you said smiling and shaking his hand
“...Interesting.” he said sitting back down smiling over at his younger brother who looked annoyed
“Ran, you’ve met Y/n?” asked Kokonoi
“Y/n was friends with Rindou and Ran-” said Kakucho smiling trying to avoid another tension filled conversion
“I see, then Sanzu will be right over. But Y/n is going to be our financial guide/supervisor. Today’s meeting is about the recent drop in our drug sales.” said Kokonoi passing around packets
You pulled one towards you and sat down between Kakucho and Rindou, reviewing over the packet immediately noticing some major details.
“Alright!!” you heard a man yelled as he walked into the room throwing himself onto his chair
“Oh, new girl that Koko haired right? Y/n is it?” he asked looking over at you
“Yeah-” you said smiling
“Pleasure~” he said smiling leaning over the table to shake your hand
“Likewise.” you said letting go and sitting back down fixing your dress
After a bit of bickering between the men for about 10 minutes, you finally finished your analysis.
“What you should do is drop oxy shipments, sales go down every month by 2%, Within 6 months you’ll be losing more money than you will make with drugs. Also the place you’re getting your oxy shipments from recently is just faux opioids. I get you switched to a new provider since you weren't making money but they’re not even a type of opioid. They were recently in a feud with another gang just a week ago for selling synthetic drugs. They make business by buying cheap things and selling it for 10x it’s price. So the reason you’re losing money is simple, your clients aren’t getting their desired high. Opioids are too expensive to buy in big shipments so I recommend switching to another drug. Adderall is becoming popular among students and soon with others. Taking it gives you a rush of energy and good feelings all around, switch to selling adderall instead of faux opioids, and you’ll be making a lot more money.” you said showing your paper to the men
“How are you so sure?” asked Rindou looking over your notes
“It’s right in front of you.” you said not looking at his direction causing Ran to put his head down to contain his laugh and Rindou smiles at you remark
“I’m all for it.” said Sanzu smiling
“I also brought samples if any would like to try.” you said
“Oh how nice!” said Sanzu smiling at you as you placed the small container in his hand as he opened it and swallowed one happily
“When will we start to see an increase?” asked Kokonoi
“Oh right so here I made-”
You went on to explain your reasoning to Ran, Koko, and others. Within an hour they all seemed satisfied and impressed with your work, while Sanzu was just in a mind of his own enjoying himself
“Alright then I'll start making calls.” said Koko giving you a soft smile
“Sure, let me know if you need any help.” you replied back as the other men started to pack their papers
“Y/n, would you like to finish the tour?” asked Kakucho
“Maybe next time?” you said smiling trying to cover your annoyed face at feeling Rindou tap your shoulder
“Ah understood- no worries.” he said smiling
You turned to look up at Rindou
“My office alright with you?” he asked placing his hands into his pockets
“Yeah.” you said bringing your hand to your necklace, playing with it
You felt nervous as you followed Rindou into his office, anxious, like that first time he walked you home. You haven't seen him in years, it was so overwhelming. You were surprised at yourself for not getting more angry today.
He opened the door of his office for you, you walked in and sat on one of the chairs, as Rindou closed the door, walking over, leaning himself against the table as he just looked down at you. You looked to the side to cover the flushed face you very much did not want him to see.
“Stop looking at me like that.” you said looking him in the eye
“Like what? You look good.”
“...Just say what you want to say so that I can go home.” you said looking off to the side trying to ignore the fact that butterflies just filled your stomach
“How’ve you been?” he asked smiling noticing how his words took affect on you
“Fine. Went to university like I wanted..” you said
“I’m glad, Y/n.” he said
“What are you getting at here?” you asked getting frustrated
“Nothing, I just miss you.” he said
“Don’t say things like that. It’s not fair.”
“Y/n-”
“No, don’t say anything anymore-”
“I’m sorry.” he said making your mouth part then close quickly as you looked to the side trying to control the overwhelming emotions taking over you right now
“I don’t know what you want me to say to that.” you said getting up from your seat, walking to the door, stopping in your tracks when you felt his hand grab your wrist gently
“Just say what you feel like saying.” he said, getting up from leaning on his desk to stand in front of you, making your eyes widen in shock at the sudden intimacy
“I-” you said, getting lost in his eyes again like it was your very first time looking in them. Your eyes traced his face, appreciating every little detail, finally looking at his lips seeing them smirk slightly
“Fucking dick.” you said under your breath before bringing your hand to his jaw, pressing your lips onto his. You felt his arms hold your waist as his mouth moved in sync with yours, his mouth was so warm and hungry for yours. You missed being this intimate with him. He moved you against the wall of his office before breaking the kiss, breathing heavily and looking you deep in the eye
“are you...seeing anyone?” he asked 
“..No.” you replied
“Then..Wanna be a thing, Y/n?” he asked smiling after seeing you smile at the familiar words
“Sure, let’s be a thing’”
You said, excited for what's to come.
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Bonus lmao
“You guys are done, great-” said Kakucho as his smile faded as he realized what just happened in Rindous office.
“Yeah. We’re done.” you said patting down your hair and fixing the strap of your dress
“We made up.” said Rindou smiling while fixing his tie and wiping under his lip
“...” Kakucho was left with wide eyes and a flustered face, as Rindou and you nonchalantly walked back to the meeting table to grab your stuff and leave.
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uno-writing · 3 years ago
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Prom w John bc I've decided to reread yet again.
Candy anon you kill me. Legit you killed me, we are once again on the bus and my bestie is too used to me to react but she gave me a side eye.
- Boba anon 🧋
Don’t tempt me…I’ll end up rereading again🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋
*Tbh…he kinda… forgets to ask you…
*Like he was so nervous and spent hours pretending to ask you in the mirror that he just tricked his brain into thinking that he already asked you
*So when you mention that you’re not going, or say how you were thinking about going with friends, or how someone else asked you and you’re thinking about your answer he just kinda buffers and blurts out “go with me”
*Now you’re both shocked bc he didn’t mean to say it like that and you’re shocked he’s asking you
*He’s awkward now and he’s trying to play it off but he’s way more shocked when you agree
*You have to convince him to wear a suit
*He doesn’t want to and insists that he can just wear his normal clothes
*When you finally convince him, he’ll kinda panic bc he doesn’t know anything about suits
*First he tries to call and ask his dad but his dad is too busy gushing about John going to prom
*And then he asks Sera bc he knows she’s fashionable and rich and might know about suits
*She does. But she knows someone who knows more and who would be very willing to give John at least one occasion of good fashion
*So she tells John to go ask Arlo (ik how much you all like sass squad lol)
*John says no and tries to convince her to help him and she says she will, after he asks Arlo
*John’s still refusing until you send him pics of the outfits you’re considering so he can get a better idea on how to match his suit with your outfit
*And he finally bites his pride and goes to ask Arlo
*Arlo tells him no to begin with and when John asks him why, he says John can figure it out
*And then John looks at a tux website and finds the most hideous tux he can and tells Arlo that’s the one he’s getting
*Arlo’s control freak trait along with his fashion sense kicks in and he tells John that he’ll help him
*Don’t get me wrong, Arlo would willingly and happily let John self sabotage like that
*But Remi convinced Arlo to go and Arlo doesn’t want to look at that ugly suit all night
*So with Arlo and Sera’s help, John finally gets a nice tux that fits him well and it’s not ugly or anything and it matches your outfit, but doesn’t match it to the point that it’s cringy *William flies in specifically to get pics of you and John together before prom and have his teary eyed parent moment about how his kid’s all grown up now
*John’s very embarrassed bc this is probs the first time you meet his dad in person
*He’s a lil clumsy when it comes to dancing, but he’s got spirit
*Doesn’t look at you a lot bc you look so very nice and he’s trying to avoid his brain short circuiting
*He does try to compliment you a lot, but he’s nervous and he’s overthinking so his compliments are really choppy
*He knows you’re getting looks from people bc you look so nice so he tries to stick around you all night
*He’ll also probably have a hand on you somewhere and glare at anyone looking
*If you feet start to hurt, he’ll carry you back to your place
*Would also probably get food with you after if you’d like
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erengfcanon · 3 years ago
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Really random! Ion want my friend to see any of my post so ima post it here.
I have a friend. let's call him T. He is the most "sweetest, cutest" boy you can meet right? Nahhhhh this bitch is so horny 24/7 and not to mention, he has like vr chat so. Don't be surprised.
I used to have discord. I met him in late January and early Feb. Somehow we started to become close friends, play together, all that shit until he started to say horny ass shit. I am completely ok with it but really this man took it to the next level and makes me laugh so fucking hard. And I met another person who also became my friend and we all became the best friends ever,lest call my other friend D. That's the intro for this man
One day, I found his tiktok account and that's when I found his gf. He was making a love post of his gf and appreciate her, like a good bf. But instead, me and D laughed the shit outta it, saying how corny, cringey, weird and ugly she is, I know I'm so rude and I do deeply feel bad about it but hey, it's just jokes, we don't even know that girl so phew. THIS GUY, CALLED HIS GF SLIME here is the convo I remember damn well
T-"I'm playing with my slime"
Me- "who is slime" (I obviously though he was gonna be like "I bought a slime")
T- "ig it's a nick name, I'm seeing some tits"
Me looking at my phone: 😰
Yes ik, y'all prob gon say "OH GALY HE WAS PROBABLY JOKING".... He wasn't... He calls his gf, slime, for fun. After that, me and D went to the next level of bullying/teasing him. It's so fun for what 😭. I still love T and (hopefully) I always will no matter how stupid he is but sometimes, hes a different species.
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Has this image to cheer you up!
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