#like if he wasn’t gonna be the bbg then having him be snarky to my character who is concerned but also not afraid to hand it back

[itsmxbee]

Any complaints/critiques I or anyone else has about DA Veilguard aside, if I don’t hear a reprise of the Thedas Love Theme when Solas sees my Inquisitor, I’m gonna have to talk to someone at BioWare.

[unfunnyaceartist]

You were on your phone, bored out of your mind. What else were you supposed to do? It was just a boring day after all.

You decided to just mess around with some AI on character ai, since it’s really fun. Just to flirt, mess with, or genuinely roleplay with them.

Before you knew it, the afternoon has gone by, just giggling at your screen as you messed with the ai, it was a Jax ai, but… not like Jax would mind, right? It’s just a little fun.

You knew Jax wasn’t actually like this, in fact you’d made him, or his ai, into an absolute mess, it was just fun to watch, you only snapped out of it when you heard an “Ehem” and saw a shadow looming over you.

“Shit..” you murmur, looking and making eye contact with Jax, “Uh… sup-?”

“Well well, looks like someone’s in an anti-social mood today. Have you really been hiding up here and texting on your phone all day? Pathetic~” Jax said in a teasing and somewhat cruel manner as he snatched the phone out of your hand.

“Jax—“ he held it over his head, amused at your attempt to grab at it, he just gently pushed you away and went to being full on teasing.

Jax looked at the screen and saw ‘ai’, he smirked smugly, “Wow, really pathetic. You seriously need tt talk to AI just to socialize? Just like crybaby. I wonder if you flirt with them too.” You tried to retort, but he just ignored it, than, his eyes fell into his name on the screen in your most recent messages, he clicked on the most recent message you had, which was very not pg, he went quiet.

You could feel yourself flush, oh god.. oh god he read it and is gonna make fun of you.

“Jax I can explain-“

Jax just scoffed and put his hand down on the desk in front of you, a bit too roughly for your liking, the phone making a soft ‘thump’ as it hit the desk, he was glaring a bit at you. “Do you seriously think I’m gonna let this slide?”

He loomed over, practically cornering you, you couldn’t stop your nervous and somewhat dirty thoughts that were running right now. He grabbed the collar of your shirt with his free hand and tugged you to your feet roughly. “Jax it’s not real-“

Before you could fall over, trying to spill out an excuse so he wouldn’t absolutely tease you and just make your life hell from now on, he pressed you against the wall and growled, “Exactly. It’s not real, so why are you spending so much time on it?”

You flushed immediately, but you couldn’t help it, he had you so fucking close right now, he’s never done this. “It’s just an app, Jax…”

Jax glared a bit down at you, “Than stop spending so much time on a fake.” You slowly realized that he wasn’t mad about you flirting with ‘him’… he was mad that you weren’t spending time with him…? Maybe…? Is that why he was acting like this? That would… actually make sense.

You chuckled softly, “Jax… if you wanted me to spend time with you, you could’ve just said so.”

Jax growled, “I’m just saying, I’m better than hanging out with some mindless software ripoff of me.”

“I’m fine with hanging out, Jax- I… more than fine with it.” Yet again, you had to resist the urge to let out those dirty thoughts.

Jax simply continued to hold your arms, but they were no longer pinned to the wall. He tugged you over to the bed and wrapped his arms around you, plopping down as he nuzzled his face into your neck.

Oh GOD that definitely didn’t help the dirty thoughts, until you realized he wasn’t being rough, just… gentle. Was he trying to cuddle? Okay… that was kind of funny, that he was this needy.

“Pff… can’t believe you’re jealous-“

“Shut up and enjoy it.” Jax huffed, holding you close and seemingly wanting to never let go. You couldn’t help but find it adorable, how needy for attention he was, at least, for you… definitely still that snarky Jax, but it seems like there’s more to him than just being a snarky jerk.

——

Decided to do a somewhat wholesome thing instead of full on like— yk

I STARTED SQUEALLI BBG AND KICKING MY LEGS AND ALSO THREW MY DEVICE IN HUMILIATION /lh HSNGJTHEJDJ I CANT THATS SO CUTE STOP IT I WANT THIS BUNNY ENOUGH AS IS YOURE GONNA MAKE ME DEPENDENT ON HIM