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2024 is the year I quit* the CPA and study creative/professional writing instead
*still staying as an associate member because I'm dumb
#no but why am i studying something i hate?????#i like writing i want to be writing#honestly i can just imagine the other people who do it like my cousin would've done it full time and been with other like minded students#I'll probably find something where the course is at night or weekends and the class is full of wannabe writers#they've all got some BIG IDEA & think they'll be the next JK Rowling & I'm there with my only experience several hundred Trent/ginni fics#probably a terrible idea to be in a writing courses but I'm interested#maybe they'll stop me writing about Faz in the bath#what i really want to do is write a biography about Alex Fasolo (hot) or sophia (hilarious)#neither person would agree to the biography though#like i won't say anything BAD about Faz#or Sophia for that matter#trust me it's not a roast i promise#Just a collection of very true unbelievable stories that sophia's lawyers will sue me for
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faz ghost, konig (ou outros se quiser) comendo brisadeiro pela primeira vez e eu digo se esperava ou não 🙏🏽
to my beloved, non brazilian followers: brigadeiro is a traditional sweet in brazil, similar to fudge, and brisadeiro is the same thing but with weed in it
warnings: weed use, nsfw
✧.* it would be the first time ghost ever tried brigadeiro, and you had to put a little bit of… spice to it.
you told him you'd be putting weed just in case, and he said it was ok. "I have a high tolerance for it." he said.
we'll see about simon 'high tolerance' riley once he's giggly about the pattern on your shirt moving and he's begging you to take it off because it's disturbing.
or when he's groping your tits from behind you while you're washing the plate you were eating from because he swore he heard you ask for it :(
he'd use being high as an excuse to get you to do anything he's ever wanted to do to you, just because there's a slight chance you won't remember it.
and he's also really energized and wants to roam his hands all over your body, cursing you to ever wear such small shorts that showed him your ass cheek :(
he'll sit on the couch and have you straddle him just so he can kiss your chest while he palms your ass, ugghhh he just wants you so bad it's pathetic.
✧.* könig on the other hand is really hyped about trying the dish for the first time, volunteering to help you roll and sprinkle them. he sits impatiently waiting for it to cool off before putting his hands on it, but the smell is so good he has to try it before everything.
you suggest taking the plate with it to the living room and watch a movie while eating it and while you're still finishing the sentence, he's already there with a spoon.
eats a lot more than you, saying it was like god had made it himself, he couldn't help it, absolutely no self control, even if he knew there was weed in it.
then he started to talk a lot, a shit ton of german babbling that you couldn't understand, until he was caging you on the couch with his weight and kissing every extension of your jaw and neck.
he can't help it :( you're just so sweet making sweets for him and getting him all high just so he ends up oversharing his thoughts about you :(
now it's his obligation to make you feel good and do all the things he said he was going to, even if you didn't understand shit of it :(
#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod modern warfare#cod x reader#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost simon riley#ghost x reader#konig x reader#könig call of duty#konig#könig#konig cod#könig cod
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STARTER CALL
copiando vocês na cara dura, vou fazer um starter call com frases e vocês comentam com qual dos meus chars vocês querem + o char de vocês.
a primeira parte é apenas para players que não tenho plot / conexão. para os que já temos plots, vá para o final da página.
comente: frase ou número + nome do meu char + @ do seu char
para quem não conhece meus chars, é só vir nesse perfil que vos fala que tem todos os links importantes para conhecê-los.
PARA PLAYERS QUE NÃO TENHO PLOT:
isabella ( 1 / 2 ) james ( 2 / 2 ) nicola ( 3 / 2 )
frases*: *seria pro seu char dizer isso pro meu! **esses starters podem ser no luau ou pós.
❛Can you ever just agree?❜
❛You do know you cannot show someone your best without allowing them to see your worst.❜
❛Are you going to ask me to dance? One last time?❜
❛I heard it was you who found me and brought me home safe.❜
❛You are running away.❜
❛Just keep looking at me. No one else matters.❜
❛Happy endings do not exist. At least, not in real life.❜
❛We did a terrible thing.❜ com @maximeloi + james
❛You vex me!❜
❛We must be careful not to attract too much attention.❜ com @noturdreamy + james
❛ but i do care about you ... a lot. ❜
❛ can't you see how much i care about you? ❜
❛ i am so sorry for turning my back on you as my mentor. ❜
❛ fighting is something the old me would do. that always made things worse. ❜
❛ what's the big idea with making me train this early in the morning? the morning is evil. ❜ @noticiasmorbidas + isabella
❛ let's go on a vacation, just the two of us. anywhere you want. ❜
❛ i'm impressed. no one has ever gotten the better of me like that. ❜
❛ i assure you, i have a plan. and i'm saving you for last; then you'll get your duel, and i will destroy you. ❜
❛ when we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change. ❜
❛ and ... what am i going to find if ... i get through this? ❜
❛ why don't you come and find out? ❜
❛ you need to make decisions based on what you want. don't make the same mistakes i did. ❜
❛ i do like the idea of putting you on a train and sending you far, far away. ❜
❛ you need me, but i don't need you. ❜
❛ i told you dating a teammate would be a bad idea. ❜
❛ please, just let me say one thing, then i'll never contact you again. ❜
❛ never forget who you are, for surely the world won't. ❜
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PARA CHARS QUE TENHO CONEXÃO:
quero combinar algo para o luau porque quero os dracmas hehe porém a isabella é chata, a nicola tá antissocial e o james ainda de luto pelo irmão, então dificilmente iriam interagir com quem não conhecem. portanto, conto com vocês, pessoal que já temos plots. preencham abaixo essas ideias, por favor:
ISABELLA
muse 01 convenceu isabella de ir, estão sentadxs perto da fogueira, izzy um pouco impaciente enquanto muse tenta animá-la com a música que está tocando @juncyoon
muse 02 faz isabella provar camarão pela primeira vez e ela descobre que é alérgica, e tem que levá-la à enfermaria @sonofthelightning
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JAMES
muse 03 vê james afastado e tenta animar ele dando um ukulele ou violão para ele tocar uma música @misshcrror
muse 04 vê james quase entrando numa confusão e vai impedi-lo. james não é de briga, sempre é medroso, mas ele está estressado, mau humorado, de luto, e ouviu algo que não gostou e partiu pra briga. muse impede porque sabe que james não sabe brigar @pips-plants
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NICOLA
muse 05 e nicola numa discussão aleatória porém saudável sobre qual fruta é a mais gostosa @nyctophiliesblog
muse 06 e nicola quase sendo expulsos da roda da fogueira porque não param de pedir músicas e cantam exageradamente alto todas as canções, até a que eles não sabem @luisdeaguilar
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JÁ ABRI:
❛ i'm angry at myself! ❜ com @littlfrcak + nicola
❛ you don't have to apologize for anything. i'm just so happy you're here now. ❜ com @notodreamin + nicola
❛ all right, hold on. will you quit ignoring me and tell me what's going on? ❜ @noirslaughter + nicola
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So… For those who didn't watch Quakity's live today, watch it. I will just say a few things.
First of all, fuck any of you who actively or innocently had anything to do with Quakity's doxing. He didn't deserve this. I hope you are happy now. He gave everything he cold to this project. Something he treated like a son, and now he won't even be part of it anymore, out of fear.
Secondly, as much as I feel that Quakity is to be genuine about resolving all the problems that Qsmp had, everything is not yet 100% dealt with, the situation with the admins has to be resolved as quickly as possible, we are talking about lives here, who gave everything for a project that didn't treat them well.
Thirdly, I will no longer be part of this community for now. I will continue to support Ccs, but I will not, nor do I want to, consume anything else of the server. This project was Quakity´s, and without hjm it doesn't make sense to me. Qsmp was about bringing communities together, but unfortunately, there are bad people everywhere. In the end, EVERYONE sucked. I'm tired of suffering for a community that doesn't care about something they supposedly "loved so much".
At the moment I just hope that the admins are okay. I hope Quakity can overcome this and focus on other things. And may this community one day return to what it was. I miss what we were.
If you need to talk, my dm is there. Stay safe and well. XX
Então… Para aqueles que não assistiram a live do Quakity hoje, assistam. Eu vou falar sobre o assunto brevemente.
Primeiramente, foda-se qualquer um de vocês que tenha ativamente ou inocentemente algo a haver com o Doxing do Quakity. Ele não merecia isso. Eu espero que vocês estejam felizes agora. Ele deu tudo de si neste projeto, algo que ele tratava como um filho, e agora nem sequer vai mais fazer parte, por medo.
Segundamente, por muito que eu sinta que o Quakity esteja a ser genuino sobre resolver os problemas que o Qsmp teve, ainda não está tudo 100% tratado, a situação com os adms tem que ser resolvida o mais rapido possivel, estamos a falar de vidas aqui, que deram tudo de si por um projeto que não as tratou bem.
Terceiramente, não farei mais parte desta comunidade por enquanto. Continuarei a apoiar os Cc´s, mas não vou, nem quero, consumir mais nada sobre o servidor. Este projeto era do Quakity, e sem ele não faz sentido para mim. O Qsmp era sobre unir comunidades, mas infelizmente, existem pessoas ruins em todo lado. No final, TODOS foram uma merda. Para mim já deu, estou cansada de sofrer por uma comunidade que não se importa por algo que supostamente "Amavam tanto".
De momento só espero que os adms fiquem bem. Espero que o Quakity possa ultrapassar isto e focar-se em outras coisas. E que esta comunidade possa um dia voltar ao que foi. Sinto saudade do que eramos.
Se precisarem de conversar, minha dm tá ai. Fiquem seguros e bem.
#qsmp#quakity#qsmp admins#qsmp discourse#qsmp fandom critical#im tired as hell#im just so mad rigth now#sorry if im being to agressive#love you guys#you are loved stay safe and drink some water <3
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Wilbur L'ambur Sheep update reports
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Mindy— Hey, you remember this part from the Techno update?
*a tape begins to play*
"No one is allowed to bring food into the green rooms unless it is a staff bot, Wilbur will still be giving out pizza, but it is required that the pizza is eaten only in the green room."
*the tape stops playing*
Biscuit— Yeah, I remember, don't tell me we're reporting and fixing that asshole today
Mindy— Oh come on he's not that bad, just the poor outfit they put him in is bad..
Biscuit— Yeah it is! It's stained, ripped, shredded, moldy, basically everything that could ruin his jacket! And they still won't let us replace it!
Mindy— Hey.. calm down we still have our system to change it every day
Biscuit— I know about the system but what if one day he realizes it's not 'spirit week' or whatever he's not going to let us change his outfit and the kids will get sick! I can't believe the one fitness, fashion, and food animatronic is the only one who looks like he knows jack shit about those main topics!
Mindy— Hey, It's not our fault Faz fucks doesn't know how fashion works, now, can we please just go into the report?
Biscuit— Sure.. now what do you have written down for today?
Mindy— Ahem, It is also noticed to not take anything from Wilbur's green room without it being given to you by Wilbur, child was impressed by the clothes and makeup they did not think to ask before trying on one of the coats, Wilbur got angry and picked up the child by the back of their shirt and ripped the coat off of them, several marks along the neck and arms and a dislocated shoulder.
Biscuit— His items are very very important. Friend, only being a kid during the day can sometimes play with Tommy when the other boy is willing. He never understands Toms fear of the animatronic, so never asks. Unfortunately, Friend saw this act and is probably kinda traumatized
Mindy— Who the hell is Friend and Tom?
Biscuit— Oh! Sometimes when I'm over at this pizzaplex I take care of the kids in the daycare! One of them was named Tommy and the other one wouldn't give me his actual name and just said Tommy's friend and or just Friend. So that's what I call them now, for some reason they're both here everyday so we've gotten close! We're like best buddies now!
Mindy— ...Your not replacing me with an actual child are you?!
Biscuit— No no! Of course not! Your still my best friend, I just now also have best buddies!
Mindy— Okay.. uh- anyways let's continue..
Mindy— Oh hey it's a quote from the sales department! 'Wilbur does what he does best to get his point across! Bite and eat. And no! Definitely no managers or higher ups that disagreed were found mangled up in the pizza sauce making vat! Not at all! At least Wilbur got some yummier pizza!'
Mindy— Oh hey! That sounds like some of those Matpat theories or the Fazbear Frights books! That's cool!
Biscuit— Wow your into those things? I thought Fazbear banned them from existence in the company!
Mindy— Well my house isn't apart of their company, is it?
Biscuit— No but still-
Mindy— Besides! It doesn't hurt to watch some weird little man rant about his conspiracy theories about this place, and that Scott guy's 'offical stories' and games are kinda fun and cute!
Biscuit— Mindy.. Scott used to be a former higher up employee that was laid off for leaking company secrets, if anyone knows anything about Fazbear Entertainment, it's him so most of those stories at least have some truth, like that the old XD killer and Kristen used to be friends and created the first Fazbear pizza place.
Mindy— Wait- why did you only say Fazbear's? I thought their first was Fred bea-
Biscuit— Yes it was but if they hear us talking about that we'll be fired! And banned from any Fazbear product! And do you want that?
Mindy— No? I mean we do get paid good money for basically nothing..
Biscuit— Then shush! We'll talk after work..
I miss you TWluZHk=, I really do. I just wish things could back to how they used to be... Where did you go?
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