#like i was into superman but other stuff i was like. eh w/e

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listening to arkham knight playlists b/c even though im not even PLAYING it yet (still working on arkham origins) i cannot get it out of my head

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Okay let’s get right into it!

 I was in grade 5 right, and I was bullied and socially awkward so I tried to talk about boys to fit in a little more with the new girl, and when I said Daniel Radcliffe was cute it dawned on me suddenly that she meant in a kissing way and I’m like shit I don’t think about people like that, and it was like I blew my own mind

 I’m not into people that way and there are very few people I would tolerate it from, never mind enjoy.

Pan? I have had crushes on guys and enjoyed platonic cuddles with them, but it’s easier to develop that with women because communication is just easier. I like pan over bi tho because the joke about fucking pans, like I love looking at cookware

uh panacegenderisameaninglessconceptthattraumatizedmyyouth? I need some help with the gender one but I usually just say ace because it’s most important to me

I have not had the complete sex experience yet but I am hoping to enjoy it and help out my girlfriend. I’m not particularly attached to orgasms though so my complete experience will be different than other people’s I guess

Damn yes please. PDA, giving gifts, eating together, etc, romance is great. And apparently I’m a giant sap so I need to give it.

Currently am, it’s nice to be good at something

Hoping to be, we’re going to test out the waters at some point

hell yeah platonic relationships are the bomb, I love cuddles with friends and if my gf/qpr wanted that I would want to make her happy. All relationships are good relationships if they make you happy

men are attractive, like in a physical people are beautiful kind, but like my type is nervous artsy men. Blue eyes brown hair. I’m pretty sure every guy I had a crush on had blue eyes. Usually I don’t crush right away on guys because like I’m waiting for them to say something horrible and that nagging doubt is just taking over my brain crush space

I crush way more easily on women probably because I can get the level of touch I like with it still staying in the friendship zone. Also girl crush was used as a descriptor by my friend who is super het so I just accepted it, and I don’t think of going further by myself so it’s just seen as normal bonding to a certain point (like they end up getting with a guy and it’s never the same)

With most people it’s hugs, and most of the time I do prefer hugs, but sometimes a hug or a kiss make me feel nothing equally, and when my gf kisses me on the forehead it feel nice in a different way

from my gf only, I don’t like familial kisses and I don’t like friends kissing me, but maybe because I never really felt so close

neck, it’s such a comfortable spot to be, and I can kiss if I feel like it

It’s such an entrenched part of my personality, like so much about me is because I’m ace, but like I gotta say I want to own a whole deck of just ace cards because I like to practice card throwing (I procrastinate but I have big dreams about it)

probably more disappointing to my family than being into the same gender but like can’t please everyone

fkgkhjdglsf so there is this person I know and I know she got a lot of issues from her mom but like she says horrible shit about ace, like one time she told me “oh it’s not really like coming out, it’s not like you’re gay or w/e”. I love her but damn she can be a huge bitch, like fuck yes being ace is a big deal to society and I’m left out or made fun of a lot for being different, and she doesn’t have to be so shitty about it. 

It came out because the topic was making me uncomfortable and she was just like sorry I’ll remember that for the future, when like before it was pity or dismissal. 

I love reptiles, like geckos and snakes and the funny way they blink, or those tiny dessert mice, but if I could I would live in a warm country and like bring my snakes everywhere. There should be service snakes, dogs are not the only animals that provide comfort

ace head cannons? buttercup was my fav powerpuff girl I was like this is me we are the same and I aspire to be this radical. I just have very fond memories of her and disliking kissing and stuff like that so I haven’t seen the cartoon in forever but she’s ace no doubt. Superman is the ace for sure, like that guy seems super ace. Plus in krypton they make babies in pods allowing them to skip sex completely for procreation? seems pretty asexual to me, like sex isn’t such a big deal there, more like a once in a while type thing, and it’s not stigmatized but forced on the population at the same time.

There was a dude who married a torah scroll and called the shabbat his bride like totally wild and heretical but that’s so ace total mood. George Bernard Shaw and his wife I think were ace together and It’s so cute. Idk tho there are so many conflicts (gay?ace?bi?), misinformation and erasure in history it’s hard to know for sure but like I kind of noticed a bit the more sexual a person’s job is the more likely I am to find a concentration of people not so interested in sex. Its a small number because being ace is a small number, but there is a slightly higher concentration than other jobs. Just my experience tho. Maybe their aceness lets them treat it like a job because it makes no difference to them, so like those priests in Sumeria who had sex as a religious rite were probably ace

Oh yeah all the time. I love cake, especially nut cake and sponge cake. Yeast cakes are sooooooo good too. I don’t like heavy bread like cakes that much(like if it looks like bread but tastes kinda cakey), but I do like trying new things and flavour combo, even if apple is always the best flavour. I made the best apple cake one time, it was a semi bread dough so it was a pin in the ass to knead (idk it was a weird cross between yeasty but not quite bready) and I had to split and put apples in the middle but it was so delicious I ate so much cake

I love dogs. Dogs are amazing and open communicators generally, and if they don’t like you they make it obvious, it’s great. 

eh, they’re okay as long as they don’t shed all over me. They’re cute, I like to feed outdoor cats, but they can take their claws out and it’s hard for me to tell when they start to get annoyed in general so I get a bit anxious when I feel like I’m petting them too long. Totally depends on the individual cat, some I feel more comfortable with