#like i saw those pics and was like omg how awkward and funny — her ex is at the same wedding

[hbogirls]

i’m liking tayvis tweets i’m liking kaylor tweets i’m liking tweets just appreciating taylor looking like a princess in her little outfits. what a beautiful day to be on my phone!

[trulisthetic]

Hey you.

So yesterday I found the folder of pics from Samos. And today I dug up a few more, and this post happened. Not that it’s something big. I wish I could give you a real present today.

Anyway.

It took me forever to decide what to write on this post, I mean 1) we’ve been through some crazy crap and 2) I didn’t know what was appropriate for a facebook post cause your parents might see it or something. But then I decided to post this here so that we would be among strangers, and my hands were untied. Quite literally untied, because it means that I have to write this in English, and you know how much better I can express myself this way. Unfortunately, I get extra extra when I speak in English. So be prepared, this is about to get real sappy real quick.

You are my sunshine. (Yup. I meant REAL sappy, REAL quick.) But dude, you ARE. Every time we’re in the same room, it’s like I instantly light up, like I turn into the most dorky and quirky version of me. It’s just so fun, so honestly fun. I don’t wanna say that you’re the most optimistic person, cause sometimes you’re not, but despite that -and I don’t know how to explain this exactly- but you make everything seem more happy, and more fun, and infinite times more colorful, and I honestly have no idea how you do it, but it just happens. And for some reason it makes sense, too. Like, of course you would make everything brighter. It’s you.

One of my earliest memories of you is us walking our dogs together at the park and being so awkward around each other. And then we had our first sleepover and I remember snuggling against you and squealing in delight that we went passed the awkward stage, and you asked Erik “Is she usually like this?” and he was like “Yup”. I remember us acting together, and how funny it was to see you on stage wearing my stockings and OMG when I forgot my lines during our scene and we laughed our way through it! Or when I kissed you at rehearsal and you set it was wet - which by the way, it wasn’t. You’re just too gay for this world, so suck it (that’s what she said! Hehehe). And all those times we improved together, my personal favorites being the sheep-shepherd one, and the Pier-Chloe one (“I’M GAY!” XDXD ). I also had so much fun that time we went out at the school dance and got lots of different drinks to try, and then danced all night- and I don’t know if you remember this but you stepped on me and said “Oh my God, honey, I’m so sorry!” and then literally bent down to hug my waist. Which was like, the softest thing I’ve experienced.... and then you fell asleep on my shoulder at the buss stop, and it became the second softest. You’re such a precious being. Bonus moments, New Years Eve that one time was pretty great, or the afterparty of Jordan at Pezodromos. Also when you guys surprised me for my birthday, both times (with the picture frames, and the guinea pig. best presents ever). And that time you got me that purple candle just because “you saw it and it reminded you of me”. And that time we went to that gay club with the bananas everywhere. And that time we dressed up sexy and instead of going out we sat inside and drank vodka and watched gay porn... and then Adam recorded the entire phonecall of you getting home (tell me we still have that!) and I slept over and hit on her. Such fun. And while we’re on the subject, you know what I realized the other day? That you are a gay guy and I am a straight girl - and yet we have kissed each other, and I have also kissed your ex girlfriend. So that’s also fun.

Your birthday last year was the BEST, coolest ever. Even though I don’t remember, like, half of it. I’m sorry I don’t remember you blowing the candles. I’m also sorry that I put vodka in your dorky friend’s wine, and that I -apparently- smudged chocolate cake on your door... and nothing else. I also loved that time we won two stuffed animals playing the claw and were so elated about it. And all the times we just cuddled on the couch and watched shitty stuff, and you played with me or Adam’s hair. That time we ate oregano chips and played charades of the movies we watched together and stuff... or when we were all bawling our eyes out at Leonardo DiCaprio drowning. All the times we played Pes To Me at the park, all the times we went out and ate together, or I cooked my crappy toasts for you. Samos. All of it. Even though thinking about Erik now makes me sad, Samos is where I really got to know you best, and I’m forever grateful for that. Remember that sunset on the picture above? How I wanted to stay on the port and watch it, but you wanted to go back because there was a hot guy with a skateboard? Well, you asshole, I could care less about the sun or the colors of the sky. I just wanted to stay there for as long as I could, because it was just us, the waves, your favorite music playing, my head on your lap and your fingers in my hair. Which I realize sounds pretty romantic, but you get how I mean it. It was me and you. And I think that is my favorite memory with you, believe it or not. That sunset you couldn’t wait to run away from 😂😂

There are times... that you don’t speak that highly of yourself. You say you’re not smart enough, or not pretty enough, or not funny enough, never enough. I don’t know what this “enough” means. All I know is that my life would be way darker without you. I’d have missed so damn much. And this past year that we don’t hang out as much, I still have all those memories to recall and be thankful for, you know? And then, everyday stuff happens and I find myself thinking “Oh, he would love that” or “he does that too”. You’re kinda still with me. So as far as I’m concerned, you’re still my best friend.

Still. I miss having fun with you. And I miss you.

So, happy, happy, HAPPY birthday!

Η αλήθεια είναι ότι όταν ενθουσιάζομαι λέω σε πολλούς ότι τους ��γαπάω. Αλλά εσύ είσαι από τους λίγους που το εννοώ.

[godmerlin]

Vegas 2017

Okay I promised a massive write up so here we go. LOL this is my ENTIRE trip fyi not just the shows. but CLEARLY the shows and all the stuff that goes with it is in here in large quantities. Under the cut:

I'm just starting off with something that i'm not going to be writing this pretty because it's 1:30am lol. Anyway... So I got there at like nearly 11pm their time which was my like 2am lol and finally got to the shuttle area and got on (next time im skipping the shuttles and just using lyft) and then the dude forgot about me and this other woman and so it took a MILLION YEARS!! to get to the hotel and I was late :( like wtf we were supposed to be like the 2nd people dropped off. RIDICULOUS!! lol thank goodness they at least had a room but it was a smoking room and SUPER creepy lmao but we got to switch the next day thank goodness. SO anyway all i did once i got there was eat part of a creepy sandwhich (lol) and video chat my mother who was also amused by the creepiness of the room when I showed her LOL and then showered and attempted to sleep... I had barely got asleep when Kayley got there and she had keys to the room but they didn't work weirdly and knocked on the door to which i promptly fell out of the bed hahaha and let her in and it was odd because it was like Hi there first time meeting face to face but it didn't feel that way at all and we just talked and then fell asleep  ahahha and then when we FINALLY got up we were like ok well let's go downstairs and walk around before we leave. So, we're in the casino when suddenly this guy that worked there was all "Hold up, how you gonna wear a Three's Company shirt without the original cast?" to Kayley (the start of one hilarious day of wearing that shirt tbh) and we were amused and we started talking to this guy and he was just VERY enthusiastic over Three's Company. And he was like yelling about it in the middle of the casino lmao he was not a Terri fan whatsoever. hahaha This went on for like at least 10 minutes. It was super amusing. Then after that we went to the box office and got our tickets for the shows and then we were just walking around and suddenly I spotted Ryan (why was it always me who spotted everyone? good grief!) and I was like OH my god THERE's RYAN!! and she was like WHERE?? and I was like seriously? you can't see the giant at the poker table?! LMAO finally she saw him and we got the giggles!! and we were like omg and we walked around again just to like look at Ryan. Hahahaha and then that's when I noticed Jeff at the bar. LOL and I didn't say anything at first because I wasn't sure if it was him so I made us walk by it again and sure enough it was and I was like oh man there's Jeff and she was like where? and I was like over there! and we were just standing there and i was pointing (thank goodness he had his back to us lmao) and I was like I know it's him because he's wearing one of those ugly hats LMAO (it's ok rob wears them too sometimes)  then the rest of the time was spent walking around for a few because I was trying to decide if the woman he was talking to was actually Cassandra or an old woman because apparently she looks like an old woman to me. Or at least from the side/back. hahahaha but then we got the giggles too bad and I literally was like nope we have to go our room NOW. I was like I must banish us!! I did not want to be seen acting like a giggling 12 year old lmao...so we got up there and then had a major giggle attack and once we calmed down we then went back down and walked around a bunch more we were trying to figure out if we could approach or not but we never ended up doing it but I did at least discover it was in fact Cassandra when we got the courage up to walk a little closer. hahahaha then we were like okay this is ridiculous we are ridiculous and we decided we had to get something to eat cuz neither of us had eaten anything and it was like 3pm lmao (we be creepin) so we went to the restaurant there at the hotel and that's when we were like ok so we don't have any time to do like half of what we wanted to do that day since we spent so much of it either sleeping or creeping lmao  so we ended up just going out and walking around a lot and getting ice cream, and giggling over it because #thegoldencone 

Throughout this entire time random dudes just kept commenting on her shirt. Like nonstop. one even sang the theme song to us lmao! It was really funny and so random...we appreciated it!!! SOOOO...fast forward to the show! We get there to wait to go in and decide to take pics with the poster because why not?

Hahaha took some pics for other girls and they took some for us... and then when Kayley was taking mine I just pointed and had no idea but I was ironically pointing at Jeff I was amuse dby this and there was a guy watching it happening who was laughing at me and i was like listen here pally, i love them a lot ok? (in my head) he was gone when i was done hahahaha

so we get inside and see our seats and are slightly surprised with wherethey were (it looked diff online) but still impressed cuz SO CLOSE. and we are giddy and happy and everything

and thennnn we find out we do get to fill out sentences which was great though this time around neither of us got any of them read. but that's OK. and then when Greg came out he was asking the questions he normally asks and he asked like what is your favorite movie? and I yelled out The Nutty Professor because I knew I wanted to yell out a jerry movie because well it's jerry but i wanted one that the majority of people would actually know (it's not actually my fave) and he was like "oh wow i wasn't expecting that" very amused HAHA and then he ya know announced them to come out and i about lost my shit when jeff and ryan came out lmao i cheered for joel but i wasn't as keen on him at this point (i mean i didn't hate him!! i liked him!! i just wasn't all !!!! but it's changed now!!) and then it started. it was a sort of odd show i feel like at first they took a little longer to get going. I mean they were still super funny but they were kinda awkward about it for a bit?? And after talking to joel i understand why, they weren't used to being so far away from the crowd. I sadly can't remember as much about the first show as I can the second. Hopefully Kayley can help fill in some blanks and remind me. Lol. I mean there was the ICONIC sentences game. Some super loud drunk dude down front yelled out Poultry Porn for a suggestion lmaoo and they went with it and it was WILD. Ryan was an ex starlet turned CHICKEN pornstar (and Jeff's sorta semi ex lover) who was just happy to still be on film LMAO. it was a whole thing. Nonstop really inappropriate shit happened. At one point the actual guy who suggested it was like "THIS IS SO WRONG" outloud and Jeff was like "YOU FUCKING SUGGESTED IT!" LMAO at one point there was some oohs and ahhs cuz it just was getting REALLY wild and disturbing...I think at one point I was just like "oh my god what the hell is happening in front of right now" out loud and I know for sure Ryan heard it cuz he was right infront of me at the time and he kinda was laughing. There was a really great cock joke in there (because chickens) i wish i could remember it. ugh. And then Jeff was all IT'S TIME! and Made Ryan have to pretend to be in a porno with a chicken and it ended with Ryan JERKING OFF A CHICKEN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO and Jeff walked back out and was all OK LET'S STOP IT THERE and Ryan was like REALY? REALLY? IT SHOULD HAVE STOPPED LONG BEFORE THAT!! LMAO His face was PRICELESS. omg... hahahaha and from there it got wild!! lmao Then the girl sitting next to me was the one picked to have Jeff sing to her (I just want it to be me. why can't it be me?) and she was terrified to be on stage tbh lmao she was there with her mother i guess and i don't really remember much but i do remeber at one point she just casually put her hand on jeff's thigh and he suddenly looked down surprised HAHAHA and she quickly took it away but he grabbed her hand and put it back ahaha and then slowly raised her hand til she was basically grabbing him it was so funny moving people was pretty funny as usual but i can't remmeber any details right now im sorry. but the sound effects one was really lame this time tbh one of the girls was relaly good and the other one was just awful but at one point ryan was trying to just get her to make a sound so he pretended he had a megaphone and was trying to get her to say stuff or make noise or anything but she just...wasn't. And he was all YOU'D THINK YOU'D HEAR MY VOICE THIS THIN IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU SOUND FUCKING LOUD! or something lmao and the girl was all "THIS IS MY FUCKING VOICE" or something like that lmaooo and they all lost it and ryan was like "oops, have it set to mega bitch" LMAO! and Jeff was all OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH in the back it was so funny hmm let's see...greatest hits was a blast! LOL They did a french song about douching lmaoo and a rat pack esque song i believe too which was great. There was another one too because they accidentally did 4 that night hahaha i can't remeber what it was??? But the iconic one was definitely the rock opera. I think it was supposed to be about plumbing but I forget and honestly they strayed WAY off soit's OK. Anyway it was supposed to Greg and Jeff that night but Greg was like I'm OUT lmao and told Ryan and Joel to do it and they were like OK. Lmao and so they went in and At first Jeff let the start it up and it was so great but then Jeff did join in it was honestly the most massive greatest hits song i've ever seen or heard them do tbh. the song itself lasted AT LEAST 10 minutes and all 4 ended up involved by the time it was done lmao Jeff ran out into the crowd and was trying to be the disco ball God but the lighting guys were not on their job lmaoo and he couldn't get the disco balls to work no matter how much prompting he would do and it was hilarious and then the fog machines went off instead and ryan and joel were all "the house is on fire! gotta put it out! the house is on fire! gotta put it out!" all dramatically in song toward it lmaoo it was WILD i was dying omg it was truly epic hahaha and then Jeff ran up to the light guys to get it working and they FINALLY came on only to be shut off not long after and he was all THEY JUST FUCKING WENT OUT but then they finally got them going again omg hahaha and jeff like ran back up on stage and was all im gonna go drink backstage and pretended to walk off the stage hahahaha but by the end of the song even greg joined in and like ryan was on the floor just rolling around joel was like exhausted in the corner greg was dancing and jeff was just dramatically stomping off the stage. lmao it was just so wild omg it was amazing.  then they said goodnight and we just sat there for a few cuz we were way down there and there was so many people going and we just needed a moment. then we like went out and were like ok...what do we do...and we stood there for a bit then i was like eh let's walk around so we did and then we went back and there were some others there then waitin and we were talking to them for  abit and then we were like let's walk around so we don't look creepy (as if it could help) but then time when we were rounding back we saw they were out and we wer elike OMG! and we literally just started running. WE RAN THROUGH THE CASINO. lmao right before we got around the corner i was like OK WE GOTTA STOP WE CAN'T LET THEM SEE US hahahaha so we did and we tried to casually walk up. HAhaha I saw Jeff was with some girls so i was like OK. Greg. and I was like HI 2 times and then i did everyhting i already wrote about that hahaha and same with jeff hAhah got our pics embarrassed ourselves especially me hahahah omg i forgot about how kayley didn't know how to operate my phone and just flashed my phone at us thank goodness he couldn't see my wallpaper cuz #embarrassing lmao! but then we giggled after and stood around for a long while just like freaking out by a bush and then i thought it was totally normal and OK to just creep them from behind said bush and we did this for like a solid hour. damn. why didn't we just go in the bar this night? oh well. HAhahaha Anyway at one point i was snapping pictures from behind the bush lmao :

and just as i was about get one of jeff standing and kinda looking but not really we locked eyes and he noticed me and he smirked at me!!!! and then like walked away and I turned around wide eyed in a freak out to kayley and was all JEFF JUST SAW ME CREEPING!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOCKED EYES. THERE WAS SMIRKING. LMAOOOOOo I SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE COULD HEAR ME. I was so loud the whole time and embarrassing I swear. (the last 2 picd were RIGHT before it happened lmaooo) I was a whole other person in Vegas.. lol!!! As I said...Vegas changes you... hahahhaa and then i was like omg ok we need to go so I'm not even creepier lmao and so we went out and went to denny's and ate toast because, yes. then we came in and tried to sleep ad junk and again the next day we walked around and saw Ryan. but that was it. Then we went out and we did madame toussands and stuff

and then we went to Pierro's which is this amazing Italian place that Jerry frequents (how we knew about it) and it's super old school. Not just old school Vegas but just...old school. They even wear the white waiter coats! The food is SO good and they give you SO much but it is pretty expensive so it's definitely a vacation kind of place for me at least. hahaha I couldn't even finish all of my food which made me sad to pay that kind of money and not be able to finish it...but ya know.

then we left and went back to the hotel and just as we were getting in the elevator there was jeff and cassandra and this time kayley spotted them but the only reason i didn't is because I simply had my back to them and was facing her and she was trying to warn me but i couldn't hear her and then they were just standing tehre so she was all "something is coming" and just as she was saying that i saw him out of the corner of my eyes because he's so massive hahaha and they pushed the button for the elevator anyway ours opened at the same time as the one opened on the other side and we walked in ours and she started walking into the other one but jeff decided he was going to ride with us instead i guess hahaha cuz next thing i know he was walking in and i was like O_O inside tbh and then she quickly followed and i wa slike what is happening omggg I did my best poker face ever there because i was internally screaming if im being honest. He was just in there talking about how he was sick and loosing his voice and how his throat hurt and junk but he was like i'll be fine for the show haha and kinda looked at us and he was like warming up his voice and stuff and then he was patting himself down and was all "i really need to find a lint brush" LOL it was really funny. and then we got ready quickly after of course dying some more nad then we went to the show and got in our seats which we switched who sat where that night just because it was fair and then the show started and it was great! I was like how does one top what we ha djust seen?? and idk if they did better or what because both shows were great but this one was DEFINITELY more wild (i mean ok the chicken porn thing was pretty wild but this...idk man. i just dunno. lmao) During Freeze Kayley got to put jeff into a position and I laughed the way Greg looked when he said possibly not in a sexual position because it was different then the way he had said it the night before and different the way he said it for the other one. And that's when she chose downward dog. lmao and Jeff was like yes and he went over to her and made it look like he was gonna shake her hand but took her drink instead and drank it BAHAHA we were dying and she like raised herself up to give ti to him it was the funniest the crowd really laughed too. and then he did it and they kept him in that position the entire game of course. Ryan did the whole blows into Jeff's ass joke, which I was very glad to see in person lmao and there was one when he was a tent which i cracked up over. Jeff did Christopher Walken for the gameshow one and I was so happy to hear that in person and this particular time was extra funny too lmao ryan asked him to quote something from brigitte jone's diary because he said he wa sin every movie and jeff just said something about a diary and ryan got laughing and was like "i don't think that's right" lmao it was so funny and then when they asked for style of film or directors we btoh yelled at Jerry Lewis but Jeff only heard Kayley and asked her to say it again and she did and he was amused and he had to go ver and like shake her hand HAHA so we are happy to know he really likes jerry too and then Freaking Greg and joel did MARTIN AND LEWIS rather than just Jerry and I was there like OMFG THEY'RE DOING MARTIN AND LEWIS!!! sooo loud im certain they all hear dme hahaha i was like dying. then omfg Sentences. Ah, Sentences. honestly, that's my fave game if we're being honest. Lmao.  This one was about Firey Bellbottoms or something like that and they made it about disco. Hahahaha Jeff just wanted to dance. Ryan had a baby randomly lmao which was made funnier cuz later on one of the sentences read was about him getting his period and jeff was like, wait a minute. Lmao! and Ryan was laughing and was like DON'T EVEN ASK. hhahahah but then came the best part of course... When they were talking about going out and dancing and Jeff was all That hit Beegee's song *reads paper and makes a face and raises his eyebrow before reading it off* "Would You like to see my Golden Cone?" in which i then started to die and im certain he knew it wa sme cuz he threw the paper directly at me LMAO!

he said it so dramatically i died. like even more dramatically then some cuz he like put his head to the side in a huff.  hahaha. the whole audience laughed a lot and i felt so proud!!! and then Ryan apparently must have really appreciated it because he decided to start singing it. He sang a disco song about the golden cone and I can't remember it...so seriously if anyone out there was there and remembers it or anything PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! I know it involved penis and sex though. I was very glad they went the penis route because that is what the golden cone is all about. LMAO but it was like a whole thing nad i was liek OMG!! i was so proud!! and then jeff went quickly over and they got SUPER close and then they started dancing and it was so funny. also kayley's never got read but it was about bananas which was super funyn cuz ryan made a joke about bananas ealrier in it and then got like 2 or 3 other sentences about bananas. HAHA it wa sso funny though oh man. I'm so sad I can't remember the song though :((( hahahaha and then the woman who got brought up this time was like in some relationship with this dude in the crowd for like 8 years or something idk but not engaged hahaha and she said something about not eating the candy but she got in the van anyway and they laughed about that a lot and ryan was like man i wish i had said that hahaha and then the song started and i don't fully remeber the song but jeff ran down into the audience and sat next to him which was like basically right behind me and was trying to convince the guy to propose to her but the guy wouldn't LMAO it was too funny omfg! and then he went back up and finished the song. then during moving people a 3rd girl went upon stage because it was vegas so she was durnk and instead of kicking her off though for abit they were highly amused and trying to figure out what the heck was happening jeff was like why don't we just do it and they wer elike oh ok? and so they kept her on and ryan ended up playing it too. HAHAHA they were at some amusement park but the girls just put jeff and greg into really inappropriate postions the ENTIRE time. Like they were just so close i was dying it all happened directly infront of me too. and at one point greg was talking about never having jeff's balls on his as much as he had in that moment LMAO and then they were so close that there lips were touching each others faces and they were loosing it when they were talking and at one point jeff was just power tool tonguing at me from the stage tbh and i lost it entirely and then finally the girls moved them over to try to get on the "ride" that ryan was apparently the runner of lmao but the girl just made jeff majorly squat and it wasso hard to watch because he was clearly in pain LMAO and Ryan was loosing it and he was like THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THE RIDE IS BROKE! THE RIDE IS BROKE! IM GETTING OUT OF HERE! lmaoo and the girl walked him backstage. hahahaa finally the game ended but omg it was so funny this sound effects game was much better. the two were much better about it. but again i don't really remember the details about it?? lol im sure i'll remember them but im just forgetting right at this moment. then let's see...GREATEST HITS! oh man, greatest hits. lmao this time Jeff and Ryan were singing. and it was so funny. Ryan kept trying to upstage Jeff and at one point Jeff was like "CAN I JUST SING A FUCKING LINEEE?" and he'd sing like 1 and then Ryan interupted again LMAO it was so funny but then when they got to the last one which was an 80s song (i squeed cuz greg mentione the pet shop boys lmao) and ryan did his freaking get up as the 80s guy and i lost it and jeff was just singing away not looking at him and ryan was trying to ge thim to so he put it inot the words so jeff turned around and his reaction was priceless and he started singing about ryan being a creepy looking dude. and the song was supposed to about roofers. but it just veered off. at one point ryan was singing about pitchin a tent and shit lmao but they kept getting all over each other like hardcore Lmaooo and at one point jeff was like behind ryan all sexually but he smooshed him down too much that the bottles started faling out of his shirt and jeff was trying to put them back in and ryan was all 'it's tooooo late nowwww" lmaooo and then jeff proceeded to start like humping him and making faces and he was all "I'M THE TOP............YOU'RE THE BOTTOM!!!" LMFAOO AND I FUCKING LOST IT me and kayley were dying so hard and then they pulled apart and were just there thrusting in my face and i was like what the hell is happening?? im pretty sure at this point they didn't even know and then ryan wa sjust rolling around on the floor and jeff was siging something about questioning his sexuality or something hysterical likethat somehow involving roofing... and then he was back over standing over ryan and ryan had his knees bent ya know on his back and he wa slike singing telling jeff to go down on him LMAOOOO and Jeff put his hand down ryan's legs into his crotch and ryan was dying (this was DIRECTLY INFRONT OF ME BTW) and then jeff wa ssinging about lowering himself onto ryan and He was doing just tht...LOWERING HIMSELF DOWN ONTO RYAN LMAO and Ryan was like dying jeff kept more into character tbh but he was giggling too at some points but by this point the whole roofing thing just went out the window and it was like gay porn happening on the stage and even ryan realized it and he was like SINGING "CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER????" LMaoooo and once he sang that (and btw jeff was just full on stradling him at this point with his hands on him) Jeff lost it and then Greg and Joel decided to join in the song with dancing like it was the 80s all over the stage but jeff and ryan were just rolling around together on stage and i was just like what the the hell did my eyes just witness. LMAO when ryan was all can this get any gayer tho i was like ONLY IF YOU WHIP IT OUT because that is literally how much it really was. I was like WTF IS HAPPENING!! like i knew they could get wild and get close and stuff but this was literally other worldly. The entire audience was loosing their shit. Like there was a full on sex scene happening on stage I'm not even lying they REALLY, REALLY, REALLY!!!!!!!!! went there. lmaooo and when it ended they were still joking on about it for a few and ryan was just like "oh man" like he does when things et really wild lmaooo. and then they said goodnight and we all cheered and it was amazing and sad at the same time and then we waited around again and then that's when the old guy was all "would you ladies like to dance?" and at first we were like noo cuz like he was some random old guy in vegas. lmao but then he was like ya want to meet my wife and kayley went over ahaha i was like no way you can dance you're the dancer! NOT ME! mostly cuz jeff was there and also because my feet were KILLING me. seriously.they were bleeding. lmao so i stood there and videod her as ya'll saw and watched and listened to jeff and greg esp jeff cuz he was so loud and very into it LMAO! and then we werelike right at the table next to them as i said and finally the old guy convinced me to go up but i was like fineee but only if you go too to kayley hahaha and so the 3 of us were just up there dancing as jeff and greg and joel too were watching and it was wild. omg. so much happened there i don't wanna put here if you want to know the details you can message me for those. lmao thennnn later we were walking around the casino again and i played the dean martin slot machine because dean (I Won, yay) and then joel approached us and we were just there talking to him for a while and it was great because it was like talking to an old friend. He's so nice. haha and a genuinely funny guy!! then kayley got a drink and i decided i needed one too so we were walking into the place when somehow i spot jeff walking toward us and I was like (loudly of course) OMFG! THERE'S JEFF! and like flailed my arms up and kayley while trying to hide behind me or something went falling into the clothing rack that just happened to be there. people in the casino saw. jeff definitely saw. again more weirdness happened there that if you want details on you can message me (i'm trying to keep this less creepy publicly. lmao) i then was mortified that i did it loud and ducked into the place but he definitely heard and saw so there's that. Lmfao. I mean I don't think i would have been all OMFG!! except for the fact we walked around the whole place a lot and didn't see him and he's not exactly hard to miss so i just had figured he had gone upt o his room or something bahahaha. gues snot. oh well. oh ya i forgot we also met Bob really quick as he was heading up to his room! We shook his hands and told him he was great and the show was great and he thanked us and was all smiles, nice man of course.  then the next day we did an escape room (i was dumber than I thought lmao) and the mafia museum which was great because there was dean stuff and theyeven played ain't that a kick in the head and there was martin and lewis stuff and i was just like yaaaaaaaa!!! hahaha

then i ate like the biggest slice of pizza in my life lmao (it looked bigger in person trust me

and then we also went to see Vegas! The Show which was really fun and stereotypical Vegas so it was great. and got better seats for free

haha but sadly i was really sick that day :( haha then we wet back to the hotel and tried to sleep because i knew i needed it we hadn't orignally planned to sleep but as i was sick there was no way i couldn't. and then we were super sad to leave but had to obviously and then my flight from vegas to DC/Virginia was good and nice but then the mess atthe airport happened and I had a panic attack in the middle of an abandoned section of the airport and then went off on this jackass of a dude like full on. I was screaming at him arms flailing my heavyNY accent was A GO! lmao I was so pissed and he was a JERK like to everyone i genuinely wish i remembered his name and shit so i could report him and get him reprimanded or fired or something because he is like on my list of evil people he even LOOKS like a creep. like for real. he kept making me seem like i was an idiot and at that point i was so sick and so sick i was just like GONE. lmao but after my panic attack i finally found someone who wasn't a jerk and hse helped me get a decent flight and a hotelr oom and junk and then i got there and stuff bad happened there too and i was like ??? was i too lucky in Vegas?? Hahahah but then i slept which was nice even if it wasn't long enough and flew home and got in and got home and i was like yay onyl to find out my dad is a jerk and didn't do any of the stuff he promised he would do so i had to do it all that night before i could even sleep and then once i slept i was out til 4pm and i just keep sleeping a lot and im still sick tho i think im starting to feel better finally so fingers crossed. Damn you Jeff for getting me sick!!WORTH IT!! lmao

ok i think i covered anything if i forgot anything hopefully Kayley will fill ya'll in. this was nuts i can't believe i spent over 2 hours writing this and it's not even everything and I'm pretty sure I forgot important stuff. bahhhh. 3:59am ahaha

i was all we need pics when im in a butterfly shirt!!! lol