#like i literally had another girl ask me which hogwarts house i am π
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some woman on a dating app said she wants to ride my face after i confessed that i don't know how to ride a horse (yeah, okay, i really walked into that one huh) and all i did was going heheheh and then i closed the app π
#but also how am i supposed to respond to that. i need at least 1 drink before i can get on that level#like i literally had another girl ask me which hogwarts house i am π#p
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