#like i know it would take way longer but… it’s fricken bats… i love halloween

[butch-muppet]

reading the manual to my sewing machine and i’m obsessed with these cute-ass preprogrammed stitch types. i very badly want to make goth clothes with little bats embroidered into the seams like that!!!!

[suckitsurveys]

Coffee mugs, teacups, or water bottles? Yes those are things that hold liquids. Bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy. How did your elementary school teachers describe you? “This little bitch...” Do you prefer to drink soda from cans, bottles or cups? If it’s really really really really cold I can drink from a can. Otherwise, I prefer a cup filled to the rim with ice.

Earbuds or headphones? Headphones.

Movies or TV? I like both but I prefer TV shows because the story continues for a longer period of time and allows for more character growth and development. Favorite smell in the summer? Bonfires, sunscreen, coconut, rain, fireworks, fresh cut grass. Game you were best at in PE/gym? I loved floor hockey honestly. I sucked at it but it was fun.

What do you have for breakfast on an average day? Cereal. Name of your favorite playlist? I have one called “BOSTON” that I originally made for our trip to, well, Boston. But it has since become a catch-all for new songs and songs to listen to while driving or when we have parties/bonfires. I don’t like to just play my whole song library because there’s a lot of soundtracks and musicals in there and they don’t make for smooth transitions. Like I don’t necessarily want a Bob’s Burgers song playing at a party, ya know? But I want it in my library in case I want to listen to it. Lanyard or key ring? Key ring. Favorite non-chocolate candy? Caramels.

Favorite book you had to read for school? Nope. Most comfortable position to sit in? Legs off to the side i guess. Most frequently worn pair of shoes? Right now my Birkenstocks. Ideal weather? If I don’t have to be outside, rainy and warm. If I do have to be outside and not swimming, Sunny, high 70Fs, low 80Fs. If I am swimming, sunny, and in the 90Fs. Pencils or pens? Pens. Obsession from childhood? Pokemon. Favorite crystal? I don’t know. Favorite activity to do in warm weather? SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Favorite activity to do in cold weather? Stay the fuck inside. Five songs to describe you? I can’t even come up with one. Best way for someone to bond with you? Talk to me about BoJack Horseman. Top 5 favorite Vines? I can’t tell you the actual names but these are the ones that come to mind: “Look at all those cthickens” “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” “Look it, look it. It’s fricken bats. I love Halloween.” “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS.” “I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho.” Ads you have stuck in your head? None. Average time you fall asleep? 11pm. What is the first meme you remember seeing? Oh god. Honestly it was probably those Rejected Cartoons because they were one of the Oscar nominated shorts and my dad took me to see them in the theater when I was 10.

Suitcase, duffel bag, or backpack? Yes those are things to hold clothes. Lemonade or tea? Tea. Last person you texted? Ellen.

Jacket pockets or pants pockets? Everything should have pockets. Favorite type of jacket? Hoodies. Sci-fi, fantasy, or superheroes? Fantasy I guess. What clothes do you sleep in? Tshirt and undies. Or nakers. Favorite type of cheese? Goat and Bleu. And sharp cheddar. What saying or quote do you live by? "Love her, but leave her wild.” What are you currently stressed about? Life. Favorite font? Georgia or Helvetica. What did you learn from your first job? Thai food is delicious. Favorite fairy tale? Is Alice in Wonderland a fairy tale? Favorite tradition? We have this new one where we take a picture with my niece (now nieces) every year around Easter of them in bunny ears. It started when my sister was pregnant with her first and I took a picture of her with bunny ears around her stomach. And then the next year we took a picture of Thea with them on. And thus it was born. Talent you’re proud of having? Lol. If you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Dude I don’t know. If you were an anime character, what genre of anime would it be? I thought Anime was the genre haha. Character you relate to? So many. Favorite website from your childhood? HomeStar Runner. Any scars? Yes.

Favorite flower? Gardenia. Any good luck charms? My nieces. Least favorite flavor of food or drink? Berry flavored things. Left or right handed? Right. Least favorite pattern? I’m not a huge argyle person. Worst subject in school? Chemistry. Favorite weird flavor combo? I don’t know. When did you lose your first tooth? I was probably like 5 or 6. Favorite potato food? Fries for sure. Gas station coffee or grocery store sushi? Most grocery store sushi around here is actually pretty good. Do you call them fireflies or lightning bugs? I use them both interchangeably. PC or console gaming? Console. Writing or drawing? Writing. Podcasts or talk radio? Either. Barbie or Polly Pocket? OH YIKE both were my JAM as a kid. Fairy tales or mythology? Both.

Cookies or cupcakes? Both. Your greatest fear? Having my fears used against me. Your greatest wish? Health. Who would you put before everyone else? My nieces. Lamps, overhead lights, fairy lights, or sunlight? Yes. Nicknames? Hannah Conda. Favorite season? SUMMER. Favorite app on your phone? I don’t really have a favorite. What is your desktop background? A galaxy.

How many phone numbers do you have memorized? My dad’s. My sister’s. A few extensions for work Favorite historical era? They’re all interesting.