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juicybeetz · 1 month ago

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Am I the only one that rolled my eyes and sighed in the theater during the Beetlejuice sequel when Lydia said the thing about the 600-year-old age gap between her and Beetlejuice? There were so many other things she could have brought up, like him being gross, or crazy, or… I dunno, dead? That’s the one she came up with? It felt so unnecessary.

#beetlejuice beetlejuice #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #beetlebabes #like I’m sorry girl what #Lydia you’re probably older than he was when he died what are you talking about #and I feel like there’s not really aging in the afterlife to begin with #like i kind of view Beetlejuice as less 600-years-old and more just an immortal ghost man #with goofy gorey cartoonish superpowers #stuck at the age he was at when he croaked kind of like Jeremy/Richard/all the other ghosts #…then again maybe this means she would totally be okay with a gross crazy dead guy and she had to grasp for straws lmao #there’s hope yet 😤

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