#like how we saw boy!Star in mathmagic

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At this point I’m not even like. Super hopeful for SvtFoE to give us the rep we want, but like, even if we got a Mathmagic style “This is one version of Marco and she’s a girl and she’s dating Tom” I would be. So happy. 

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You guys remember how in “Conquer”, Hekapoo mentioned the Tavern when there was nothing left for the Marc-nificent Seven to do? Ever wonder what that was cuz I always thought it was that bar she and Marco were at along with Talon (“Night Life”) and maybe even where The Kill Devil Pass Riders Club hung out at (“A Boy and His DC-700XE”), but it was actually The Dragon Spit Tavern. So where’s this “Tavern, Tavern” place? Do I need an I.D?

*The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse-Welcome to The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse! A place that sits on the boundary between reality and nonexistence! Where magical beings come to to get away from unruly magic and evil tyrants to just drink, play pool and chill. She says she, Star, Marco, Eclipsa, Meteora and Moon can stay here and be safe and wait for this whole “Mina thing” to blow over............THAT’S IT!? THAT’S THE PLAN!? SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING WHILE PEOPLE DIE BACK HOME WHILE IT’S RUN BY A PSYCHO B*TCH WARRIOR AND HER ARMY!? I’m seeing a pattern here:In “Battle for Mewni:”Return to Mewni”/“Puddle Defender”, that was Moons idea cuz she never had a plan, then it was Toms plan when there was nothing left to do about Meteora’s rampage (“Conquer”) and more importantly, it was Stars “go-to” solution by running away from her problems before her character development! Poeple! People! We👏🏻need👏🏻to👏🏻do👏🏻something!👏🏻 IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

The only reason all this sh*t is happening is cuz it’s all Moons fault! No thanks to her, Stars friends are fatally injured, Globgors bedridden, Monsters are in danger, Mewni is nearly destroyed and worst of all, Star hates Moon! To the point where she won’t even acknowledge her existence! Are you happy now, Moon!? Huh!? Are you!? Out of everything in your bad parenting throughout the show with Star:1.attempting to send her to St.Olgas! (“Star Comes to Earth”) 2.forbidding her from playing Flags with the family! (“Game of Flags”) 3.making her go through a corny “Princess Song”! (“Face the Music”) 4.forcing her to leave Earth! (“Starcrushed”) 5.not doing a God damn thing to stop Ludo/Toffee! (“Battle for Mewni:”Return to Mewni”/“Puddle Defender”) 6.not taking her side on Eclipsas innocence! (“Stranger Danger”) 7.not explaining the differences on what exactly is a Monster! (“Starfari”) 8.ignoring her about Mina crashing her Monster/Mewman mixer party! (“The Bogbeast of Boggabah”) 9.not trusting Eclipsa and basically abandoning Star! (“Moon Remembers”) and 10.not warning her about Minas upcoming attack on Eclipsa! (“Ghost of Butterfly Castle”), but no Moon! Nooooooo! This! THIS! Is what makes Star see you as the scum of Mewni! What’s more hurtful!? This ep (along with the other double 11min ep), came out on Mother’s Day! SO HAPPY F*CKING MOTHERS DAY! MOON! Star HATES YOU!!! (echos on “You”). Eclipsa agrees me that this is a bad idea to just sit around and do nothing cuz her husband back home is dying! Thank you! Eclipsa our now former queen is the only one thinking logically about this and let me just say-Wait, Eclipsa, what are you doing with that pool stick!?.............you’re gonna play pool!? After what’s going on!? WTF!? Oh! You’re life’s a mess. I see, let me go through the list:1.She and her mother had opposing views on Monsters (The Magic Book of Spells, Solaria and Eclipsas Chapters), 2.she was forced to marry a man she didn’t love (The Magic Book of Spells, Eclipsas Chapter), 3.she got seperated from her second husband and daughter, 4.she had to get her name cleared (“Butterfly Trap”) and 5.the Mewmans hated her when she became queen (“Yada Yada Berries”). She NEVER had a time off to just chill, so I guess maybe she deserves this after all the sh*t she went through, huh? Despite everything that went down, she thanks Moon for convincing Rhombulus to free Globgor since she at least got her family back (“Cornonation”). Well, least something still likes her.

It’s no Happy Hour on Mewni that’s for sure! Mina was getting ready to push every Monster (and “Monster smoocher”) over a cliff (those poor Buff Kids. Mina you’re horrible!), but stops when she wants it to be grand to have Globgor go with it. Thankfully, River and Eddie has hidden him away and are doing everything they can to save him! (Bless You River!). As for Stars friends, their wound are getting worse! Quirky Guy confides to Janna about how he never achieved being cool, but is okay with being “quirky”. This probably woke Janna there, maybe she thought she was cool only to just be satisfied with being quirky too. Yeah, you’re quirky Janna, but we love you for that anyway! It’s what makes you, You! And also-*POP* 😱 OMG! THEY KILLED QUIRKY! YOU BASTARDS! It’s getting worse for Globgor too! RIVER! GET TO THE SANCUTARY ASAP AND SAVE GLOBGOR!

Star declares she hates magic and wants it destroyed! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA THERE GIRL! Are you f*cking serious!? Destroy magic!? Okay, so maybe it did cause a lot of trouble for you. In fact, why don’t I make that list! (sorry, I just Love making lists) I’m a list maker:1.It caused Toffee to gain control over it (“Storm the Castle”), 2.It made her new wand even more unstable with magic (“My New Wand!”), 3.It gave Ludo power (“Ludo in the Wild”), 4.A simple gift card almost got her and Marco killed (“Gift of the Card”), 5.it almost destroyed her universe (“Mathmagic”), 6.it made Toffee almost kill her mom and the MHC (“Starcrushed”), 7.it causes her problems with her Mewberty form (“Sweet Dreams”/“Night Life”), 8.it almost got everyone killed (“Divide”/“Conquer”), 9.it killed her! (“Battle for Mewni:”Toffee”) and more recently, IT TURNED A PEASANT GIRL INTO AN INDESTRUCABLE SUPERMEWMAN ALONG WITH AN ARMY TO GO WITH IT! Thanks a million to the worst Queens in all of Mewni! I’m lookin’ at you Solaria and Moon! :P Although, there are some good things about magic too, First AND ONLY evidence, ✨💖Starco! 💖✨After her temper tantrum, she finds out Glossaryck is in the Tavern too and goes to confront him about this magic business. Okay, so here’s the plan, an actual plan! Since Mina and the Solarian army are invincible, we got three options on what to do:

1.Stay in the Tavern and chill.

2.Moon gives Eclipsa back the wand, so she can use her total annhilation spell on Mina and her army even if it means causing more destruction

3.Moon can go make amends with Star and they can all go back to kick Minas a**!

The last part seems legit! Let’s go with that! Hey Star! Moon wants to talk to-Why are you shoving yourself in Glossarycks eye!? Star!? *POP*.................STAR WHERE’D THE F*CK YOU GO!?

Star lands in “Glossarycks dimension” where she reveals her plan to destroy the magic by saying The Whispering Spell (“Storm the Castle”/“Battle for Mewni:”Toffee”) in the Realm of Magic!🤯. WHOOOOOOOOA! Slow your roll there girl! You’re just angry! You don’t mean that!? Do you? Glossaryck too thinks it’s drastic and (in the most cartoony fashion) shows her what will happen if she does destroy the magic by pulling out The Tapestry Room (a.k.a. The Grandma Room). Yup! It’s that room! The place where we got the answer on who “Spades” (Eclipsa) was (“Into the Wand”) and how it what got Daron thinking about making more grandmothers (The Magic Book of Spells). It was also where we all finally got to see what the fandoms been demanding since the book came out, Star meeting all the past Queens of Mewni! (they all had glowing blank white eyes. It was freaky!). They were all looking at Stars Tapestry! (it looked different from the last time we saw it. It was more colorful and cute, but now it’s more dark and bold colored like the rest. And finished!). It depicted Star standing over a black goo puddle holding the Solarian Blade with her parents, Monsters and Eclipsa and Globgor smiling behind her. What we could take from that is Star successfully defeated Mina Loveberry by destroying the magic, Moon and Star making amends, the Monsters safe and Globgor healed and reunited with Eclipsa. Looks to be all “good” right? Weeeeeeeeelllll, you guys aren’t really looking at “the big picture”................(whispers) Marco’s missing! Did he not survive!? Is he dead!? What happened!? Oh! He’s just back on Earth where he belongs. No Magic=No Marco😢 (and no Glossaryck cuz he’s not in the tapestry as well). With no magic means no more dimensional scissors, no more Mewberty portal traveling, no more magic wells, NO MORE STARCO! 😭. So I guess this means Toffee was right! He was right all along! From having Star destroy her wand (“Storm the Castle”) to corrupting the Realm of Magic (“Battle for Mewni:”Toffee”) it was all to keep all this abuse from happening! WOW! Who would’ve thought a bad guy was trying to fix everything this entire time! SURPRISE! (screams) WTF!? So, after what we just saw, what’s Star gonna do?..................she’s gonna destroy the magic anyway!? Don! Don! Don!

First off, Thank you Hekapoo for saving the gang from Mina except what followed was stupid cuz we basically have no plan and the main idea for people in this show is to “just chill and wait for all this to blow over” and it never works, sooooooooo yeah! Second, I know Moon feels like sh*t right now after what went down and that Star hates her with a firey passion and will probably never forgive her for it, but like I had mentioned, she’s not like Mina. She doesn’t like putting innocent people in danger just to make a point and even though she failed a spot check on teaming up with Mina, nobody’s perfect. Not even Moon the Undaunted. Sure Eclipsa was incompetant as a queen, but that doesn’t mean you had to put her life in danger! Along with Stars friends and Globgor! We all make mistakes (some worse than others), but the thing about making mistakes is we can all learn from it! Like, for example, Moon learned to never work with mentally unstable washed up psycho b*tch warriors! If that tapestry was correct than I’m sure Moon and Star can rekindle their relationship. Let’s hope River and Eddie can make it in time for the sancutary to save Globgor otherwise it’s “Pop Goes the Monster” for him! And who’s next on Stars list of friends!? Rich Pigeon!? Kelly!? PONY HEAD!? You know sh*ts gonna go down when even JANNA is freaking out about this! SOMEONE JUST DIED BEFORE HER VERY EYES! That’s traumatizing! Star seemed to be overreacting there on the whole “Destroy All Magic” thing, but is it really the best idea!? I mean, maybe if she had stuck around a bit and listened to Eclipsas third option it would’ve all been done by now! Glossaryck seemed freaked out when Star told him about her plan to destroy magic and I’m not sure if he showed her her tapestry to let her know it was a bad idea or if it was to save his own a** since he won’t exist after that (shrugs). Thirdly, with the whole “grandma reunion” I was pretty disappointed that we didn’t get to hear any of them speak with voice actors and just murmure whispers. Was this for us fans to shut up about giving us what we want!? Like, did it go something like this, “Alright! Fine! You guys want Star meeting her ancestors!? Fine! Her you go!? But guess what!? They won’t talk! You know why!? Cuz we don’t have that like of budget or time CUZ WE GOT A F*CKING SHOW TO WRAP UP OVER HERE!” :P. Sounds pretty passive-aggressive to me. Just sayin’. As for Stars comment on why Marco was sent to Mewni when Glossaryck said he belonged on Earth, I can vouch for that! Ahem! FIRST BORN SENT HIM THERE CUZ STAR ASKED TO GO TO MEWNI! (“Mama Star”). DOY! That’s why he was in the Lint Catcher! I don’t know about her sending Moon to Pie Island, but I’m guessing this it was Marcos first time in the Realm of Magic, she sent him to Mewni cuz of Stars orders and Moon to Pie Island cuz she sensed she belonged there. That’s just my theory. Finally, what really hurts is that Star is willing to sacrifice her relationship with Marco to defeat Mina (she finally called him her boyfriend 😢). Is this it!? Is this funny to the creators!? Giving us Starco, after 4 years of shipping, fanarts, fanfics, theorizes and dedication to the show, only to snatch it out of our hands! YOU SICK MINDED F*CKS! HOW DARE YOU!? IF THERE WAS AN ANGERLY CRYING EMOJI I’D PUT IT UP! This’ll end up being Stars shortest relationship in the history of the show! Why does Daron hate us!? As for Toffee, well, I heard people say he didn’t want the magic destroyed for the greater good cuz he was only doing it for his own benefit. He never wanted equality for Monsters/Mewmans, just superiority for Monsters and mostly his people the Septarians. So even if his goal was selfish, it was right to not let it fall under the wrong hands. Especially when it’s in the hands of someone who went through the trope From Nobody To Nightmare (def.)-an unknown individual who undergoes a transformation that makes them empowered, but becomes notorious. Toffees long since dead, but his last dying words were true. Only he knew how things would turn out! I’m over my limit

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Starfan13 Livechat 2

“This feels so cool; it’s just like I have friends; it’s the best.” I knew this would give me feels, but not this quickly. I’m sure Star would be glad to be your friend; she invited you to her sleepover!

After reading the username “FeatherStarWarriorCats,” she commented “Great names!” so while not explicitly canon, it’s very likely Starfan13 is into Warriors and I think that’s super cute.

There was a Hamilton reference but it’s not actually clear if the musical exists in the Star Vs universe so it could just be Daron Nefcy who likes it & not necessarily Starfan13 herself.

“You’re the only friends I have! Oh, and Star, of course,” well I’m glad we got that cleared up, anyway. But in last week’s chat she referred to Marco as a friend... It seems something happened.

She falls down all the time; she’s clumsy like Marco.

Honestly my favorite thing here, even better than anything in the last Starfan13 chat, I think, is the revelation that these mysterious “ways” she has of getting information on Star is at least sometimes just “She told me all about it offscreen.” She jumped out of the window after Star fell in Mathmagic, and Star told her about the time looping.

During Mathmagic she also managed to take pictures of all the alternate versions of Star.

She also has nicknames for them. “There was Warrior Star, Donut Star, Baby Star, Cat Star, Old Lady Star, Demon Star!, and of course, Boy Star, my faaaaavorite.” I’m... not sure how to feel about that last bit. I might just pretend she was being sarcastic there (ofc she could be bi & that’s fine, but that she’d like him more than the Star who is her friend...).

She says she thinks “Boy Star” would also be named Star, but she admits she’s just guessing.

She wanted to go to the bounce lounge too but had detention for throwing herself out the window in math class (that made me laugh).

She did edit herself into a picture from that day.

She knew about the Princess Marco action figures (”He gets those residuals off his dolls.”).

It’s looking like her friendship with Marco ended because of jealousy. “I guess Marco’s okay sometimes, although everybody knows I’m Star’s best friend.”

She has a clip of Lekhmet even though she said she couldn’t see through the portal to him. Maybe Star takes videos for her sometimes. I’m going with that because I like it a lot more than Starfan13 having an actual tracking device on Star with video cameras.

She speaks goat!! She can understand Lekhmet too.

Omg... “As a matter of fact, my name used to be Bethanyfan13, but we don’t really talk about that, because I don’t really talk about that.” Finally, something concrete about her past.

She prefers dinosaurs to pirates. She loves dinosaurs.

:”Oh. I do not like Oscar. I mean, he’s trying to hang out with Star, and  really, she should be hanging out with me!”

She’s a Love Sentence fan too; it’s her favorite band, because of Star, & her favorite song is Awesome Feeling.

She does still draw the line at telling people secrets from Star’s diary. “That would be an invasion of privacy.”

I’m afraid something might have happened to Señor Marco Junior, because she calls her laser puppy she now. Or maybe her puppy is Señorita Marco Junior now.

Her favorite spell of Star’s is Spider with a Top Hat now (it used to be Narwhal Blast), “’cause he’s just, he’s little, but he really packs a punch, you know? He’s really kinda the coolest.”

She says went into the bathroom to make her horns immediately after first seeing  Star... which is weird, actually, because in the timefreeze ep we saw her wearing them before Star had even come to earth. I guess she had stopped wearing them and started again when she met Star. Yeah, let’s say that.

“I guess Janna’s okay; she’s, you know, not--she’s, like, less of Star’s friend than me; everybody knows I’m Star’s best friend, so Janna, she’s like, somewhere down there, I guess.” They seemed to be getting along fine at Sensei’s birthday party, though.

Asked about the meaning of life: “Well, that’s kind of a big one. I mean, I would say, at least for me, it’s, it’s, ‘Find your happiness and chase after it,’ like how following Star around all day makes me happy, so that’s what I do.

“I’m pretty good with tech stuff; it’d kind of my specialty.”

Asked about Princess Marco: “I mean, not as cool as Star, but it definitely makes Marco cooler when he’s wearing a dress, so I’ll give him that much.” Fair.

She really likes her town.

Asked her favorite animal: “Well, you know, I mean, I love my laser puppy, but I also really like cats; you know, on the weekends sometimes I volunteer at the cat shelter, and it’s really nice.” Nice callback to her previous livechat!

She made her headphones herself.

Even though she does get jealous of Star’s other friends, she does love that Star has so many fans.

Oh man... she writes stories about her and Star... “All about how me and Star have the best, the best time going to the movies, and going to the beach, and we took a walk, and we rode on a dolphin into the sunset and it was so cool.” Aww.

She likes all animals “and especially--well, maybe not especially, but you know, turtles are on the list.” <3

She doesn’t mind Pony Head (I love how the question was phrased “Do you mind Pony Head?” and not “Do you like Pony Head?” since... Pony Head’s not my fave either), but “Pony Head’s probably, like, number 8 friend on [Star’s] friends list, ‘cause I take up slots 1-7.”

Star’s birthday is on Stump Day. Starfan13 doesn’t know when that is, though.

Her favorite color is purple now!!! Character development <3 I’m so proud of her, admitting to having her own favorite color now.

She plays jazz!

It ended with Pony Head carrying

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Star Watch - Mathmagic & The Bounce Lounge

The Star Bomb continues! I should tell you, I walked into these episodes with 0 idea of what was going to happen. Usually I see minor spoilers once or twice on my dash, but the only ones I saw related to Star’s multiple versions of herself! 

...I really need more SVtFoE blogs to follow. :/ 

Mathmagic:

Alright, an episode surrounding the warping of Space-Time! Always fun!! I sympathize with Star not wanting to solve difficult math. A lot of people automatically want to NOPE out of hard mathematics. 

Pictured:  my reaction to advanced algebra in high school

Not Pictured:  my constant inner-struggle to be productive and actually attempt to do the homework vs watching subbed anime and ignoring my shitty test scores 

So of course refusing to solve the very long equation on the board causes an infinite time-loop, and we see lots of different versions of Jenna telling different punchlines to the same joke. (The real punchline is that the chicken crossed the road to die, aka “getting to the other side”. Of course that one’s not explained in this show, but it fits with Janna’s dark sense of humor.)

What’s Tom doing in Marco’s seat in this universe????

Wait, is this one implying that Marco doesn’t exist and Star started going to school while living with Tom, or that Tom just started to go to school with her so she won’t be lonely? Or is Tom just standing in for Marco that day as a favor to him? YOU decide!

I love everything about Omnitraxus Prime!!! Powerful, made of galaxies and mountains and a skull with makeshift horns… Hell yeah. I’m all about this. Plus he works with the space-time continuum. How many secrets of the universe does he know, I wonder... (I mean, he IS on the High Magic Council. He probably knows a lot.)

Also - I demand to see more fanart of him soon. He’s just so beauuuutiful

Ok first off, Stanford Pines would freakin’ LOVE all this. I want that crossover comic yesterday!

Secondly - LOOK AT ALL THE STARS. Kitty!Star, Punk!Star, Demon!Star, Warrior!Star, Ludo-

Ludo!Star??? STAR WHY DO YOU KEEP DRESSING UP AS HIM? I mean I love the little guy and all but WTF??? Did you just really like that costume??? (Did the animators just want to use a previous image to save time, or does it mean something?! That’s the real question, here!)

I love this picture. Look at how big Omnipraxus Prime is! And I love how the answer is “just solve the math problem or your universes will collapse.” The pressure to perform well at math here is juuuust about what it feels like in real life.

There’s also at least one Boy!Star! Aww, he looks cute in that little cap with horns poking out! And he has lightning bolts… Like...

[image borrowed from the Star Vs the Forces of Evil wiki]

Solaria...the Monster Carver... 

Huh. Wonder what that’s meant to imply.

Overall, 9/10! Great lesson, great world expansion, great character design all throughout. Sad to see Marco wasn’t wearing his earrings anymore, though...

The Bounce Lounge:

OH GODS WHY DID WE START OFF WITH THIS IMAGE

Pony-Head, darling, you need to use a waterproof primer for that mascara. It helps with the running.

But the Bounce Lounge closing is a pretty big deal! It calls for dramatics! ...maybe!

I love how these two are so obviously in love with each other. It’s great to see them do simple things together and just enjoy each other’s company. My heart needs more of this.

Like Marco, I too have been in the middle of two people crying their eyes out. It’s awkward having to act like the Mom Friend™ sometimes. It’s worse when you’re crying along with them (or start to cry after they do) and still trying to sound comforting and reasonable.

Pictured: bowing before the one celebrity you deem Your Queen

She ain’t got nothin’ on Beyonce or Nicki though. Sorry, honey. Maybe if you sparkle harder.

Pictured:  something pure and good. in fact so pure it clears your skin, you don’t even have to really look at it, you just have to be near it enough to be cleansed of sin and acne

“Time doesn’t go anywhere, sometime things just end and we have to grow up and accept it.”

I love it when Marco continues to be wise. He already was proven to be the Rational One of the group (which is sort of what makes him my favorite character), but I think that extra 16 years he spent in another dimension made him even more so. 

But of course Marco’s sage advice is shoved aside what did I expect :/

So a couple of other notable things in this episode:

1)  Star sentenced a man to death by cannibalism.

2)  Princess Pony-Head committed grand arson.

3)  It turns out that if you dance hard and loud enough to music that has a great bass, you will attract awesome crowds of otherworldly beings. 

4)   Marco continues to have wads of cash and continues to carry it around with him everywhere he goes. The answers to Why? and Where does it all come from? still elude me.

5) This adorable ending image can improve someone’s day by 25%.

This episode was fun, had great animation and music despite the not-really-relevant plot to the overall story of Star Vs. 7/10!

And now....we come to the end of the Star Bomb so far (as of 2/18):  Crystal Clear and The Hard Way. With Ludo’s newfound favorite-character status be tested? Will Crystal Clear be interesting despite the complete lack of spoilery pictures or comments I’ve seen for it unlike the rest of the show? We shall see...