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deliciouskeys · 1 year ago

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Butchlander are answering the Valentine’s 25 asks

* first date: describe your ideal first date.

BB: We meet at a racetrack, I stare at him across the way and drink a beverage with his face on it.

HL: … What? Oh, that. That wasn’t a date.

BB: it was to me.

HL: I prefer visiting his house and having a bitch session.

* first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?

BB: fast, hard and spontaneous

HL: what he said.

* preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?

BB: I like cunts.

HL: I like people who have no fear. So, brave or stupid.

* blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?

BB: Give me head.

HL: Tell me I’m enough.

BB: That’s sad, mate.

HL: Does that mean you’re going to say it to me? *dares to hope*

BB: Nah.

* hand holding: do you like pda?

BB: fuck no

HL: fuck YES

* family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?

BB: The Boys are my family and I don’t want to scare little Hughie. Plus I’d be setting a bad example. I’m not telling them.

HL: All my parental figures are gone. Except one. But he’s not going to approve of anyone, so idc.

* doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?

HL: Enthusiastically agreed to scorch the earth with me 🥰

BB: He keeps making all these over the top gestures, but honestly when he made me tea even though he doesn’t drink it.

* love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?

BB: A Vought Christmas party 💀

HL: I said I love that accent but I hated it

BB: do you still?

HL: occasionally. When I can’t make out what you’re saying.

BB: he speaks “perfect American”, of course.

HL: I do! They coached me to enunciate.

* candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

HL: I have recently discovered the existence of dulce de leche

BB: anything with chopsticks because I love watching his xenophobic ass struggle

* 100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?

HL: Stay in, the restaurants are crowded and paps are looking for photo opps.

BB: Nothing to add to that.

* roses: do you like picnic dates?

HL: Have we had one? I thought you British people loved picnics.

BB: He knows so much about the UK 🙄

* giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?

BB: Humor for me, obviously, because this guy dresses like a clown.

HL: Certainly not intelligence, as you can see from this guy’s jokes.

* lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?

BB: My favorite color is black and I don’t think he’s ever worn black in his life, so me.

HL: My favorite color is blue, and I doubt he’s ever worn navy blue in his life. So me.

* cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?

HL: Yes, they made me date Maeve for the points. It was awesome.

BB: Nope.

* lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?

HL and BB (in unison): Immediately / Never

HL: What was that?

BB: You heard me.

HL: Well it takes two to keep a secret, but only one person to go public.

* love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?

BB: Some girl in elementary school. I don’t want to forget, but I don’t remember her name. Jenny?

HL: They made me practice with Vought employees around the time I turned 18. Yes, I’d like to forget.

BB: Uh, wow, me too. Forget what you just said, that is.

* promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?

HL: I’ll either be with him, or he’ll be dead

BB: Care to elaborate?

HL: I’m just saying the most likely outcomes, nothing ominous.

* ballad: best love song?

BB: Wannabe

HL: The one that goes “not gonna write you a love song cause you asked…”

BB: You mean from that Bareilles bird?

HL: Probably. What. Why’re you laughing. Yours is a spice girl song.

BB: Cause you’re actually serious.

* aphrodite: how important are looks?

HL: Important.

BB: Important I guess. 😒

* angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?

BB: America’s sweetheart, bad boy behind closed doors and between the sheets.

HL: I am not a bad boy in any setting or capacity. But I’m apparently drawn to date them.

* harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

BB: *laughs shaking his head in disbelief at the question*

HL: Why would I? Pearls before swine.

* red: where will you be spending february 14th?

HL: Probably doing superhero duties, rescuing suicidal incels and the like.

BB: Watching him doing his bullshit work on the news.

* love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?

HL: My last valentine before him was an invalid. She… ended up dying.

BB: My last one was in 2011. *grim*

* flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?

BB: Sometimes a good old punch in the teeth. Or a spanking to set them straight.

HL: I gave him a dose of Compound V to use and he tried to return it to Vought for retail value cash.

* st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?

BB: For him to stop being a cunt.

HL: To have the person I’m dating still be alive at the end of the year.

#butchlander #homelander #billy butcher #lol #meme #the boys #the boys tv #mystuff

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sinkix · 4 years ago

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- What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Karasuno edition -

Obviously these aren’t meant to be taken too seriously lol. I’ll probably make this into a series at some point where I include the other teams idk this took me way too long to do JWIDJQENWKJQFN WE’LL SEE. ENJOY! <3

2D men are infinitely superior I said what I said.

Hinata:

A sucker for motivational speeches or quotes and they always get you hyped up.

Very ambitious and positive despite frequently getting lost in life

Not as innocent as you seem but still a cinnamon roll lololol

You probably eat fruit as a regular snack n ppl judge you for it

Highkey a dumbass but in a very endearing way so people can’t help but like you

Summer is probs ur fave season

Definitely own several plushies and definitely get defensive about it

The friend people go to when they need cheering up.

You either go to bed at 8pm or 3am no in between.

Your texting style consists of several messages as opposed to one paragraph/sentence with the use of MANY emojis.

You 100% fuck with pineapple on pizza.

Got your head stuck in a cat flap that one time.

Have a hella low alcohol tolerance or don’t drink at all.

Hella clueless when it comes to people flirting with you, they have to hold a neon sign in front of you for you to get the message

“Oh you were flirting with me?” “I was every day for 5 months but thanks for finally noticing”

Definition of a tab hoarder, your pc/laptop frequently crashes because it can’t handle that many but you refuse to get rid of any.

Always get toothpaste stains on your shirt no matter how careful you are.

“Wait we had homework???”

Nishinoya:

You often get random bursts of energy outta nowhere or at 2am and have no clue how to handle it

You can’t help but head bang and scream the lyrics to your fav songs.

Probably have a hella diverse music taste.

Likely an active/outdoorsy person who either does sports or wants to.

Vvv loyal, type of friend you can call in the middle of the night and you’ll be there.

Chaotic good or Chaotic neutral.

You’re either one of the most responsible people in the room or one of the most fuckin chaotic and irresponsible lmao no in between it just depends on your mood.

Frequently pull all nighter’s and doesn’t even feel guilty about it

Chug soda like it’s water.

An extrovert or one of those introverts that are bat-shit once you actually get to know them.

You have zero shame, can and will run across the street stark naked for a cheeseburger and a can of sprite.

Like fuck yeah who wouldn’t for a burger and some sprite y’know??

Despite being a whirlwind you are actually a hella chill person to have as company.

You own a skateboard or want to.

Own at least one pair of converses or vans.

Probably have a bucket list or tons of future plans for travelling/adventures stored in your head.

You really want a dog and would call it something like Dexter or Human Destroyer 9000.

Likely have had several hair colour phases.

A slut for doritos.

You ate glue once as a kid and it was kinda okay and that fact still haunts you.

Tanaka:

Listen to rap more than any other genre and ur playlist is fire

Punched dry wall that one time

Probably have several piercings and plan on getting more

Prefer sports bras to regular ones.

Intimidates outsiders but your friends don’t take you seriously in the slightest lmaoaoaooa

Ppl find it hard to approach you but you’re actually super chill so you get sad

Definition of that Kanye meme “before you talk to me” >:( “after you talk to me” :)

Probably don’t trust people easily

Type of person that once you’re challenged/dared to do something they WILL do it regardless of how stupid bc you hate being called a pussy.

Went through a phase where you only listened to Eminem.

Probably is/was the class clown or wished they were.

You have virtually no patience and a pretty short temper lmao.

You’re a go-getter and hate being told you can’t do something

Definitely snuck out the house several times as a teen.

Walks barefoot outside a lot bc fuck shoes lol

The pairs of shoes you do own are mostly worn down sneakers you refuse to swap out.

You’re that asshole that wears socks with holes in for the sport of it and it doesn’t phase you in the slightest. (dw I do too lmaooao)

Could probably bench press someone’s dad

Enjoy’s drinking coffee.

Kageyama:

Such a picky eater bitch god damn.

Usually hella hydrated and judge people that don’t drink enough water.

Eats spoonfuls of chocolate nesquik powder when no one is looking I said what I said

You like stoic and Tsundere guys who have the outer emotional capacity of a brick wall.

You’re probably the same in that sense and don’t enjoy letting people know what you’re thinking/feeling

Poker face 90% of the time

Type of person to pretend not to find a joke funny but then crumble and start crying with laughter.

Probs an introvert

Once when someone asked you what you wanted for Christmas you responded “to be left the fuck alone” and it still applies to this day.

like fr you just wanna be left alone man but ppl keep bothering you.

You HATE it when people tell you to smile and quite literally take it as an insult.

Your bedtime is 9pm and you stick by it religiously

Always smell really good like damn what you got on??

The most you do with your hair if it’s long enough is throw it in a pony tail and call it a day.

Either have really nicely manicured nails or you’v chewed them down to the nub no in between.

You hate to admit it but you doubt yourself a lot and it really frustrates you.

Probably wet the bed a lot as a kid and you’re still salty about it.

lololol bed-wetter Kags lover

Audibly snorted typing that I’m sorry.

Probably had a ._. face reading that since ur usually hella unamused.

Cute awkward dork though behind that facade it’s just most people don’t see it.

So critical of yourself like chill

An earth sign or an Aquarius idc.

Do not know how to reciprocate a hug but desperately need one

When people flirt with you you somehow manage to make them intimidated with your responses and scare them off.

You called your teacher “mum/dad” once and you get Vietnam flashbacks to this day.

Daichi:

You probably have a daddy kink and lowkey daddy issues with it

Very supportive friend who has a lotta patience

Hella determined and humble.

Mostly wear black because it’s just much easier than colour coordinating and plus you just prefer the simplicity, but you’re pretty vibrant as a person.

The one who stays sober at parties to drive the others home.

Probably haven’t been in many relationships but still do enjoy romance.

seems stern but is actually very friendly and enjoy company bc you don’t like spending too much time by yourself.

Honestly just wants to chill out, go to bed and read a book.

A coffee connessieur but mostly just drinks instant bc ur too lazy to make it properly and just drink it black.

Very reliable.

Often get stuck with most of the work during group projects lololol

People frequently ask you for the answers to the homework/assignment and it really depends on your mood and how charitable you’re feeling as to whether you’ll lend it to them

Low-key a sadist.

100% Old soul

Despite this you are a fuckin dork and have quite an immature but really funny sense of humour.

You have a thigh kink.

Def grew up reading wattpad smut and most of ur sexual knowledge stems from that

probably prefer manga to animated versions

Absolute pro at winged eyeliner and looks v good in it.

Probably give lectures even without realising it.

Shamelessly watches the nature channel for hours on end and what of it.

Honestly just done with everyone’s shit lmao

Sugawara:

Either are the mom friend or the one the mom friend has to look after.

You vibe with pastel colours

Your fav season is either spring or autumn.

oversized hoodies and knitted sweaters are your vibe.

Enjoy drinking herbal tea

Likes the smell of rain and will purposely step outside after a storm and S N O R T the smell of damp concrete. (srry if ur from some dry ass place like nevada lmao it rains alot in the UK soooOOOoO)

Quiet but have a really creative imagination and has one HELL of a loud voice when they’re pissed off

like,, I wouldn’t dare get on ur nerves ion want my ear drums bursting damn.

Hoards flavoured chapsticks and scented lip gloss

Either did or still have your Harry Potter house in your bio and it was probably Hufflepuff.

Gives people advice that they are fully aware also applies to themselves but doesn’t follow it LMAO.

Listens to K-pop and several Korean and Japanese genres.

Played a dating sim once and you enjoyed it but ur still ashamed and refuse to ever talk about it.

Smells like lavender or something hella floral

Probably reads a lot of Yaoi and no one else knows but you.

Would 100% own a chinchilla

Read Killing Stalking and it messed you up for weeks.

Asahi:

The one who was trying to flirt for months and the other person never got the hint

Probably a really pretty crier and vibe with the mascara running aesthetic.

You tear up easily lol.

Probably a water sign.

Low-key a bad bitch though

Looks really good in red lipstick

That one person who’s v attractive but completely unaware and v insecure.

That one friend who seems so soft and innocent but can turn into a banshee when need be.

Crying is your therapy.

You overthink a LOT and it often stops you from achieving what you want.

Actually have a lot of willpower despite ur sensitivity.

Was def a pushover as a kid and still have a chip on your shoulder about it.

Hella artsy and day dreams a lot.

You attract broken souls and often get turned to when people’s problems need fixing yet you’re a total mess yourself

Listens to Girl in red while questioning your sexuality

which you do a lot.

You hate being put in a box or labelled.

Gave up on that hobby that one time and you really wanna get back into it.

Always have at least one hair tie on your wrist that’s basically an accessory at this point.

Own a phat ass fish tank with hella pretty fishes bro it’s such a vibe say hi to Nemo for me.

Yamaguchi:

Too scared to ask for extra ketchup packets so you get your friend to ask instead.

Probably have anxiety.

The time you stuttered once when introducing yourself frequently gives you cringe attacks.

Major animal lover and prefers them to people.

Talked to a tree once and it was a pretty cool experience.

Wear a lot of pink or cute colours and radiate babi energy.

Likely wear skirts

Wear those aesthetic planets necklaces and your tumblr is filled with space related art and themes.

Enjoy staring up at the clouds and figuring out what animal they are.

Has a lot of secrets that they probably tell to their cat.

dw ur cat isn’t a snitch they got you covered.

“meow”

yeah they definitely didn’t just try to reveal ur deepest traumas to your cousin.

If you don’t have a cat you probably would want one and would call it Mittens or sumn.

You’re whipped for freckles and anyone that has them instantly becomes 1000x more attractive to you

Either like 5′2″ or 5′10″ no middle ground

Definitely own a turtle or rabbit and if you don’t then you should.

Forgets your assignments but the professor lets you off because you’re so nervous they can’t scold you.

Oversleeps at least 2 times a week

Will not get up before 1pm on a weekend

Wall flower at parties but people still approach you bc you are so friendly and kind.

Social anxiety intensifies.

Always get’s called on in class when you haven’t been paying attention and it really troubles you.

Has a minimum of 3 blankets on your bed that you cocoon yourself in.

Tsukishima:

Your attracted to snarky assholes.

Sarcasm and insults are your form of flirtation and you get immediately turned off if they can’t take it or get upset.

Probably shy away from your feelings

Random flashbacks to embarrassing events frequently keep you up at night

Judge peoples fashion choices as they walk past you but actually have a really good eye for what works and what doesn’t.

You look like you have your shit together and you kinda do for the most part.

The quiet kid in class that’s listening to some loud ass screamo or rock n roll’ but ppl have no idea.

Definition of the glinting anime glasses pushed up your nose bridge cliche.

When you make a mistake you question all your knowledge and abilities but no one else knows that about you

Refuses to cry since you view your emotions as a personal weakness

If someone hugged you you’d get VERY uncomfortable.

Physical contact is not your forte

Probably a 5′0″ demon.

Would peg a man to assert dominance but you’re actually a lil bitch.

Knows the answer to the question they can’t solve.

Doesn’t study as much as they should but somehow still gets good grades.

Really likes french fries and the taste of strawberries.

Just wants to be left alone

Ennoshita:

The one friend that gets talked over and it really pisses you off but you’re too nice to say anything.

Seems really passive but can actually be hella confrontational when they wanna be

No tolerance for peoples bullshit

Really stable and just an overall reliable person.

People often forget you’re in the room lmao but it’s okay you’d rather listen anyway.

Actually has a really interesting mind and a lot to say but mostly keep it to yourself unless they’re your friend

Answered for someone else in attendance a few years ago and it still bothers you.

People often come to you to vent and you’re chill with it

Don’t stand out much but honestly it doesn’t bother you

Can and will get through an entire book/series in a matter of 3 days.

Quite a minimalist and organised for the most part

You look like you have your shit together and you def do.

Have a controversial taste in pizza.

You have more acquaintances than friends but the ones you do are a v tight knit circle.

Will re take a quiz several times till you get the character you wanted

Radiate Virgo and Libra energy.

Kiyoko:

Type of person to say “step on me” as a way of complimenting and you mean it literally.

Both a sadist and masochist

When someone tells you their not interested it just makes you want them 100x more and it frustrates you why are you like this.

Doesn’t compliment often but when you do it’s really heartfelt.

Looks like your silently judging people but in reality you really couldn’t care.

Just kidding you low-key judge them anyway.

Very picky when it comes to partners.

Independent but has random hella clingy moments.

Despite being quiet, you are capable of roasting a bitch alive if they test your patience.

Like I would NOT wanna get on your bad side

You could deadass send them to therapy, their emotions fenna need some aloe vera for that burn.

Just really calm and relaxed tbh so people enjoy being in your company even though you don’t talk much.

When you do though it’s usually something really interesting or funny.

You just don’t see the point in talking if what your saying doesn’t hold any value??

You hate small talk and would rather slingshot yourself off a skyscraper than partake in it.

Your face is easy to read and you make no effort to hide it.

If your in a bad mood they WILL know.

Look like your plotting someones demise or questioning life’s theories but in reality you’re really just thinking bout what you want for dinner.

Honestly just a sweetheart tbh.

Low-key have a staring problem.

Has really neat and cursive handwriting like who tf taught you that.

Yachi:

Frequently says something then panics that it could be misinterpreted

You overthink literally everything you have ever said and the actions you haven’t even committed yet

Really likes the taste of sherbet

Could cut a bitch if they needed to

You spend most of your money at Urban Outfitters and don’t regret it.

have an assortment of colouring pencils that ppl always try and borrow and never give them back.

You highlight the shit outta your papers and never read them again.

Really like the smell of peaches

Probably have a v interesting earring collection.

Hoard water bottles in your room and you feel majorly guilty about it.

The taste of honey disgusts you but you eat it anyway for some reason.

Somehow managed to burn rice and solidify soup.

You shouldn’t be trusted in the kitchen but you try your best regardless.

I feel like that applies to most things in your life

Like yeah you fucked it up but like you’re trying your best lol cmon

V tolerant of people but have zero time for fuckboys and shut them down instantly.

You frequently get the shakes from caffeine or anxiety

Or both.

You give really encouraging hugs.

Have no clue what you wanna do in life but it’s ok bby it’ll work out.

Takeda:

You’re a very underappreciated and underrated person and I love u

Probably an English/languages major

Really kind and outgoing but high-key mysterious

Actually has a phat fucking temper like damn where did that come from.

Won’t take no for an answer when you want to achieve something.

That one person people don’t realise is there listening to your conversations but you definitely are and now know Becky’s deepest darkest secret.

Fuck you, becky.

Wore contacts once and forgot to take them out for 3 days.

You wondered why your eyes were so itchy.

Your music taste does not match your appearance.

Probably watch a lot of crime shows and imagine you’re an investigator

Aced physics and chemistry.

More than likely an introvert with extrovert tendencies when you feel like it.

Actually quite temperamental but it’s okay since you’re a v genuine person.

Often debate getting a sugar daddy bc that income looking real tempting rn.

Honest to a fault at times but it’s something people come to appreciate about you.

Just really wanna sleep for 15 hours and sit in front of your laptop with some hot coco.

Ukai:

You like older men

The smell of tobacco and coffee low-key comforts you for some reason.

Peed in a bottle that one time while on a road trip and forgot to throw it out until you found it a week later.

You’re a slut for dyed hair and dudes with piercings.

You once got drunk and passed out on a spinning round-a-bout in a park and your friend still has pictures that you refuse to acknowledge.

Bi-curious and just radiate big Bi energy

Would experiment but you’re too hesitant.

Hates the taste of beer but drinks it anyway.

Just wants to be loved man I stg is that too much to ask.

Often wonder if your friends actually like you then realise you don’t really care anyway lmao.

You still love them though.

Tired of working over time and just wanna catch a break.

Amazon Prime is your best friend.

Random ass parcels comin thru’ each day and it feels like Christmas.

A very lonely and one-man party Christmas.

Stop spending your fucking paycheck.

Have a pretty dark/cynical but really funny sense of humour and you often make people laugh.

Have a big ass temper and people KNOW it.

Often fantasised about dropping out and becoming a stripper bc your patience was being TESTED.

Really likes money but who doesn’t tbh.

You radiate Chaotic Evil but keep it under wraps.

#hq #haikyuu #karasuno #ukai keishin #takeda ittetsu #yachi hitoka #kiyoko shimizu #ennoshita chikara #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #daichi sawamura #sugawara koushi #asahi azumane #tanaka ryuunosuke #nishinoya yuu #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio

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silverlightqueen · 5 years ago

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k-pop opinions

so y’all I was watching some unpopular kpop opinion videos on youtube and omg, a bitch has so much to say like they were all just so wrong, so here I am with some of my opinions (and idk how to make youtube videos so you’re just gonna have to settle for this)

disclaimer: if you disagree with any of my opinions…. I don’t care lmao

1. BTS vocal line is fantastic and versatile

I’m not gonna claim to be a musical expert here, but all four of the boys in the vocal line are so talented. everyone hypes rap line (and they deserve it too) but I rarely see stuff about how amazing vocal line is, and they’re so versatile (examples = Jin in Awake and Dionysus, Jimin in Lie and Serendipity, Taehyung in Stigma and DNA, and Jungkook in Boy In Luv and Begin). also, to those who say BTS can’t sing well live, here are some videos to prove that wrong

Hold Me Tight - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsQget6baP8 (Jimin’s high note though🤩)

Fire - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSy36fu6Pk

Save Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BN-atw8wCw

Spring Day - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMqmnhgNLXY (ft Hoseok’s beautiful vocals too)

Stigma - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwoPKn_qh8k (Tae literally ate a CD before this, idc)

Let Me Know - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIKjNauCHzc (another Jimin high note)

Awake - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gCt0UlkMZU (my favourite Jin performance of all time)

Begin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqUejlb0z1o (JK’s stability also needs a shoutout because damn, he could be running a marathon and his voice is still stable asf)

Euphoria - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4oRxgvoDCc (that little switch up he did in the bridge whilst flying through the air omg)

2. Twice’s cute concept suits them and that’s it

before I got into Kpop, I used to just see at as cringy bubblegum pop and never saw myself liking that. and then I heard Twice’s Fancy. that shit slaps and I won’t hear anything else. the girls pull off the cute concept so well, and the outfits and mv visuals are amazing like Twice is owning it. I’m not really a Twice fan but I’ve listened to some of their other title tracks and I think they’re really good, like Twice do the cute concept really well. also, Mina, Sana, Nayeon and Jihyo’s vocals during the bridge give me chills, they sound amazing)

3. if idols can’t sing/rap/perform well live, they shouldn’t be idols

I’m not aiming this at anyone in particular, so don’t get mad and start defending your faves in the comments, but the whole kpop culture is live performances. idols do live performances all the time, much more often than western artists, and so it is so important that they can perform live well. this includes vocal stability, volume, strength, breath control, everything.

4. stop putting female artists in dresses/skirts so short that we can see their shorts underneath

performing live to an audience is hard; I know, I’m a dancer, and I’ve done it (not to audiences as big as ones of k-pop artists obviously, but the point still stands). when you’re onstage, you want more than anything to feel comfortable so you can give a performance to the best of your ability and feel proud of yourself afterwards. I’m sorry, but I find it hard to believe that these female idols feel comfortable dancing in clothes that are so short and so tight. they can barely move properly, which limits the effort they can put into the choreography, making them seem lazy. I’m not saying this because I disagree with sKiMpY cLoTHiNg but I just think it’s ridiculous and must be uncomfortable for the female idols. it also limits the complexity of their choreographies, which is when you get shitty, boring and unentertaining choreographies, in comparison to some boy group choreographies. I’m sorry, but if I was following certain boy groups performances at an award show with a simple choreography like ddu-du ddu-du (no shade, I love it, it’s just simple), I’d be a little bit embarrassed lol

5. Blackpink have so much potential and YG just doesn’t use it

I don’t even know where to start. there isn’t a single blackpink song out there that I don’t like; their vocals and rap are good, choreography and visuals are good, everything is good. but they could be so much better. first of all, Rosé’s voice is so beautiful and unique and I don’t know why they make her sing in that stupid voice. it’s going to start damaging her voice soon enough and I don’t know why they do it. second, Jisoo’s voice is so amazing and she always has the least lines. I just think her voice is beautiful but she’s so underused in their songs. third, Lisa is such a good dancer, but the Blackpink choreographies don’t do her justice. they need to give her little solo bits in the choreos or something because her talent is just going to waste.

6. Blackpink are overhyped

controversial, and before y’all start, I love Blackpink like tattoo blonde Jennie in the KTL teaser on my forehead please, but it needs to be said; Blackpink don’t deserve the hype they get. this point links in with the point above because omg they literally have like 15 songs, and they’ve been around for like 3 years. they haven’t even released a full album like damn YG be clowning us, stanning a group that’s never released an album. I’m sorry, but they get so much hype, when there are other groups out there, that are so much more versatile, their choreographies are better, their songs are better, they’re just better in general. I’m not blaming the bp girls for this because we all know it’s YG’s fault. if maybe they had the chance, with better choreographies, better songs, better everything, then they would be deserving of the hype they get

7. STOP SENDING HATE TO BLACKPINK WHEN IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT, IT’S YG THEY’RE THE MOST HATED ON GIRL GROUP AND THEY DON’T DESERVE IT LEAVE THEM ALONE

8. NCT 127 line distribution is a joke and I don’t know why it hasn’t been spoken about more

the fact that in Regular, Taeyong and Mark both have more than 30 seconds each, and Winwin doesn’t even have a full 5 seconds is ridiculous. in Cherry Bomb, Taeyong and Mark both have more than 40 seconds and Johnny has less than 9. SM need to distribute lines between them more effectively, or cut down the members in the group (and one of them is a much better choice than the other). they’re all talented but SM only seems to recognise Taeyong and Mark and idk why tbh.

9. being told to stan someone will make me want to stan them even less

no shade at the group themselves, but all I see on twitter is Loona stans saying to stan Loona (it’s not just Loona but that’s the one that comes to mind). you telling me to stan them doesn’t make me want to stan them. I’m sure they’re super talented and nice people, but I now have no desire to find that out for myself.

10. ARMY are constantly being shit on for being a nEgATiVe fAnBaSe when the majority of ARMY are amazing, generous and kind people

obviously, every fanbase has toxic fans, that goes without saying, but for some reason, ARMY has a reputation amongst the kpop community for being toxic and negative, and I just don’t see it. every time someone who doesn’t know about BTS tweets about them, all the replies are ARMYs gently and kindly educating them, giving them links and pictures so they can learn more. they’ve donated so much money to charity and done so many charitable things under the boys names, and the ARMY community is just full of amazing wonderful people. stop shitting on us for no reason, y’all just hate us because your faves probably like them too lol

11. you can’t call yourself a stan of a group if you don’t like all the members

in my opinion, I don’t see how someone could call themselves an ARMY if they don’t like all of BTS, a Once if you don’t like all of Twice, a blink if you don’t like all of Blackpink, an EXO-L if you don’t like all of EXO, a NCTzen if you don’t like all of NCT, etc. imagine the members’ reactions, like I just don’t think you can be a stan if you don’t like all of them members.

12. FANCY IS A BOP I KNOW I’VE ALREADY SAID IT BUT I DON’T CARE, I WILL LISTEN TO IT ON REPEAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, LIKE I’LL PLAY THAT BITCH AT MY WEDDING LMAO

13. please stop putting people into groups just for their looks

like I’m sorry but how can you put someone who can’t sing/dance/rap into a kpop group, make it make sense. by doing that, it also teaches people that you can get far based on your looks and your looks only (and don’t start bringing models into this because y’all know damn well it’s not the same thing). I get the idea of a visual, sure, but if they can’t sing or rap as well, what’s the point?

14. STOP CALLING NAMJOON AND JIN BAD DANCERS. THEY MUST HAVE SEEN THAT SHIT ON TWITTER (AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT IHEART RADIO THING) AND HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES THEM FEEL AFTER THE YEARS OF HARD WORK AND EFFORT THEY’VE PUT INTO THEIR DANCING. THE FACT IS THAT THEY CAN PROBABLY DANCE BETTER THAN MOST OF Y’ALL SO SHUT IT AND LET THE SYNCHRONISATION IN SAVE ME AT KCON TALK INSTEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bija-HneHNI

15. Not Today’s line distribution is still a joke and I will never get over it

Jin has less than 5 seconds and JK has over a minute. I don’t think I need to say anything else because y’all should agree with me

16. kpop culture is so toxic and then y’all wonder why locals call us crazy

fanwars, solo stans, streaming wars, ‘maybe they should’ve stanned ___’, etc. are just some of the things that back this statement up. not just the culture with stans, but also the companies and idol lifestyle is really bad, overworking idols is one thing that bothers me, but mainly the whole weight thing. the fact that trainees literally starve themselves to fit the companies’ standards is so wrong and disgusting on so many levels. people don’t have to be stick thin to be successful like I don’t understand. it’s so unhealthy, it puts lives in danger, and it also encourages fatphobia.

17. STREAM EPIPHANY BITCHES ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIkZOLsnoqY )

18. you’re allowed to stan one member of a group, but hating on other members of that group or liking all members and hating on one is trash and you deserve no rights if you do that

that’s it from me, discuss and debate with me in the comments or drop me an ask (but don’t bother sending hate bc i’ll just ignore you lol), if this doesn’t flop I’ll do some more bc god knows I've got enough to say...…. um stream epiphany and fancy bye

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The festival was fine I saw Florence and the Machine again after many years. I don't really drink anymore at least not to the point of getting drunk, I'm too old for this shit owusjsjhshsbsvs I'm responsible and take care of drunk idiots. But nothing of that sort happened, so it was cool and chill

Ateez can make every sound theirs, but it's clear they like energetic stuff the most and so do I! I like anthems so if they gave me another Wonderland I would be so so happy, my bitch Wonderland forever ❤ but Treasure! Kinda summery, but not your typical summer song, just tropical vibes and hard hitting shit... but then I looooove Inception, it's more emotional yet still a bop, they really fucked me up with that one. Almost overthrown Wonderland for me! And DV is also different, that lowkey sultry style suited them well.

About Universe I had 0 expectations, but I surprisingly liked it, there's usually something in NCT's tracks that annoy me, but it didn't happen in Universe. The "let's play ball" part is addictive, pretty random but definitely not the most questionable NCT lyrics so I've been listening to Universe again recently

One of my friends in LA managed to buy a ticket, SVT are her newest fixation so I'm happy for her but the JEALOUUUUUSYYYYY. Tell me about the versions... I'm waiting for my albums to arrive 🥴😭

I was so worried about the potential periodit happened today and I'm about to d-word!!!) Bestie I hate drinking water 😭 I only really drink flavoured one, because water makes me wanna 🤮 I know it's weird but I hate it because it tastes like nothing. I operate on iced coffee and tea </3

Hmm, should we take out Y/Ns father then? Don't know if he necessarily did anything wrong, but if he causes pain to Y/N and hurts Hwa it's on old man!

I have friends with wholesome parents, but most: pure daddy and mommy issues 😬🔫 it's usually the grandparents who are actually wholesome.

I had a choice for the internship actually, The Sun, Metro or Daily Mail 🤡 I didn't want to step in a big shit plus one of my friends worked at DM and damn it ruined his life. He's better now, but that was an awful job and he was so unhappy with himself too

That emo Hwa tik tok haunts me 👁👄👁btw I noticed Seonghwa became a bigger clown during variety shows and it makes me so happy. He always had it in him, but sometimes acted more normal, now he's often the initiator of chaos. Plus his sense of humour is so dumb yet clever lol. Yunho's jokes are so unexpected too, like what is he doing or saying?!?! Idc but he's a comedian. All of them are, but some have especially abstract sense of humour

And did you say deep voice Hwa hehehe? https://www.instagram.com/p/CeWbIpkNXxj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Dare I ask about the dream? 👀 I'm mostly used to mine, but sometimes when I dream about random people or people I don't obsess over, like my 2 nights in a row JK dream sequence, I'm like... 🤚🏻

I really need both bad girl x bad boy and loser student Hwa x new girl <333 but the first one especially, so I'll be waiting for my dumb misunderstood bastards

Yay, some crumbs for taller people 🤲🏻 body description just throws me off most of the time and if it's your typical petite and small, ughhh 🔫Even though I'm skinny and tall I don't need to read about skinny Y/Ns all the time, there's no need to mention that, pls 😭. The lack of diversity is a crime. Yes, exaaaactly and it doesn't help the girls are often dressed like children, their hairstyles are very girly as well - at least compared to the males, who look full grown up. The guys are BEASTLY and I'm often worried about the poor little girlies, I'm like THAT MAN IS GONNA BREAK HER!

What's that lizard tongue doing?! You know what, more people should talk about this Hwa I think

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcbGExnNswh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

🤚🏻https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1533130442479902720?t=IxpRm5bKwhr9JHOB7p5d5w&s=19

Seonghwa's messages from today made me go 🥰😌😭😫💞💔 he's so sweet, I appreciate his thoughts so much, I'm glad he's more open and unapologetically himself despite all the hardships. I know he's sensitive, fragile even, but I'm also not worried about him because Hwa's very reasonable, realistic and self-aware - we love that. I'm sure many fans needed that talk too. Therapists hate him!

And his cute selfies I'm deceased, what a maaaaan, what a maaaaan. - DV 💖

hello bestie this is rly late but i have a elbow crap somehow and i cannot bend it to write anything 😭😭 pls excuse the one finger typing fbdbfb

OOOOOOOOO i searched them up and their website is so pretty 😭😭 LMFAOOOO THE DRUNK IDIOTS ARE U THE MOM FRIEND 😭😭😭

no fr so true,,, lOVE THEIR ANTHEM LIKE SONGS !!!! it fits their rebellious pirate core image so much EXACTLY TREASURE just the one word itself is enough to make everyone unite over the most superior song !!! INCEPTION WAS SUCH A WARM SONG it brings so much comfort despite the obvious lyrics but even that makes it a comfort song, i never be skipping inception <3 DV WAS SUCH A SURPRISE WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT it felt very bollywood fjwjfhd YES THE SLOW SULTRY HIP THRUST STYLE SUITS u ever see how any song they thrust in is extremely popular,,, exhibit a : answer.

One of my friends in LA managed to buy a ticket, SVT are her newest fixation so I'm happy for her but the JEALOUUUUUSYYYYY. Tell me about the versions... I'm waiting for my albums to arrive 🥴😭

HDKWHDK THE LETS PLAY BALL COMES OUT OF NO WHERE BUT ITS RLY VIBEY no that’s kinda so true, there’s always that one thing in the title tracks esp that irks me maybe it’s the auto tune or the cutlery smashing acoustic in the back rjkwhdke otherwise their bsides rly are good! OMF FJWNFKE ROB UR FRIEND RN RN 😭😭😭 she probably paid a lUNG FOR THOSE TICKETS NFJWNFHWKFJWK U ORDERED HOW MANY 🤚🏼 VERSIONS 🔫🔫

bestie….

Hmm, should we take out Y/Ns father then? Don't know if he necessarily did anything wrong, but if he causes pain to Y/N and hurts Hwa it's on old man!

JFBWKDJDK I THINK YNS FATHER CAN TAKE ALL OF US OUT IN ONE GO JDVDKD

I have friends with wholesome parents, but most: pure daddy and mommy issues 😬🔫 it's usually the grandparents who are actually wholesome.

LMFAOOOO the grandparents r just ppl trying to get into heaven, we all know the shit they did 🔫😭😭

NAURURRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭 STOP U HAVE SUCH HUGH END JOBS AYO 🤚🏼🔫 omg the pressure must be next level insane working at there glad he’s better now, my guy traumatized 😭😭 the uk press is insane

that tiktok makes me wanna write rockstar hwa jvkcva NO FR HES MUCH MORE OPEN NOW HES LIKE THE CALMER WOOYOUNG 😭😭😭 he’s so silly and nerdy his humor is top notch and i will marry him asap. LMFAOOOO NO BC WHEN YUNHO JOKES IM LIKE “BRO??? HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT 😭😭😭???” so true! yeosang funniest <3

And did you say deep voice Hwa hehehe? https://www.instagram.com/p/CeWbIpkNXxj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

“today im the bad guy” intro to the bbhwa x bbyn fic HDKWHDKWHDKW

FBWKHDKW U NEED TO CHANNEL THE JK ONE BACK AGAIN anyway the dream was he was the annoying brat and i was running away from him but he caught up and it was the most yn kdrama moment ever bc i was backed up to the wall and then u already KNOWWWWWW FBMWBDKW and i said in the dream that it was my very first time and he’s like “f-first!?” he felt rly bad but i ran and then it ended with him chasing me brmwbdkw <3 chase kink apparently <3

I really need both bad girl x bad boy and loser student Hwa x new girl <333 but the first one especially, so I'll be waiting for my dumb misunderstood bastards

I WILL DO THEM BOTH FBWMFBWK DUMB MISUNDERSTOOD BASTARDS FIGHTING OVER 2% 😭😭😭😭😭 they rly get humbled down every time they do a test and we love it bUT BEFORE THAT ITLL BE A WEDDING AU SO PLS LOOK FORWARD TO THAT

IT DOES though even i am guilty of like describing hair at times bc ur excludes a lot of ppl and i try my very best but SOMETIMES I WANT TO WRITE THAT 2000’S ROMCOM MIDNIGHT WITH WIND SCENE WHERE THE ML PUSHES THE HAIR BACK AND ITS PEAK SEROTONIN 😭😭😭 so true the lack of diversity is an absolute crime and even if ppl make oc’s they’re still so critiqued and for what bESTIE we just wanted a side character 😭😭 PLS FR MY GUY GONNA BREAK THAT GIRLIE SHE CANT EVEN REACH HIS CHEST HOW DO THEY HAVE THREE KIDS?????? they rly trying to catch a case 😭😭😭

What's that lizard tongue doing?! You know what, more people should talk about this Hwa I think https://www.instagram.com/p/CcbGExnNswh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

🤚🏻https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1533130442479902720?t=IxpRm5bKwhr9JHOB7p5d5w&s=19

why would u send these both. without warning. bestie the way i jumped and the way my elbow cramped and the way i sCREAMED I JRWKDJKQDHKW accept the noot noot

RIGHT THE WAY I BE SMILING READING HIS MESSAGES 😭😭😭 💘💖💞💓💞💗💖 love how he’s so comfortable with the platform now that he shares little details without worrying and it’s rly refreshing to see it in idols so early on in their careers YES THERAPISTS HATE HIM but my mother rly likes him she went thru my albums today and she kept stopping at seonghwa’s aND IK FBWNDHWK HER BAIS FBENB

And his cute selfies I'm deceased, what a maaaaan, what a maaaaan. - DV 💖

HIS CHEEKS HIS GOD DAMN CHEEKS IM FOREVER JEALOUS OF IT ALL I HAVE IMMENSE GENDER ENVY WHEN I LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i have also started the villain reader fic <3

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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strawberryungjae · 6 years ago

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hi i'm kinda new to the whole kpop world so i was wondering if you could point me in the direction of some older or kinda unknown kpop groups? you've talked about liking a bunch of groups and and having biases that you don't talk about as much. idc if they're disbanded or not. i feel like i know most of the more well known current groups but idk where to start with the others. thank you ^^

Oh man anon this is gonna take me a while. So thank you for your patience in advance!

*Disclaimer* The only groups mentioned below are groups I stan or have stanned in the past. Due to the sheer amount of groups that have come and gone I could not possibly name them all. That being said, if you don’t see a group that you would put on this list, it doesn’t mean they aren’t important. It just means that I didn’t know them well enough to feel like I should be the one to talk about them. I’m also not going to put these groups into categories either. Some of the groups mentioned below could be well known older groups, lesser known new groups, or even lesser known old groups. Since the parameters I was given were wide, I’ve tried to include some of everything.

Anon, I’m sorry if I mention groups that you already know lol but since I don’t actually know the full extent of your group knowledge, I shall try to do the best I can. You also mentioned how I talked about liking a bunch of groups that I don’t talk about much so I’m only gonna post the groups that either aren’t on my blog at all, or they aren’t on there very often. I’ll try to link a popular/my favorite song by them somewhere for you to check out. And since you mentioned biases, I’ll post a gif of mine if I have one!

1. Super Junior - These boys have been around producing bops since 2005. Even longer than I’ve been stuck in the kpop volcano. I’m sure you’ve heard Sorry, Sorry before even if you’ve never realized it, but my current favorite song is Black Suit

My bias in this wonderful mess of a group is Donghae. My squishy man child.

2. C-Clown - This group of adorable humans formed back in 2012 but disbanded in 2015. A lot of people know, or have heard of, former member and leader Rome, aka Christian Yu. Their song Let’s Love has always been a BOP.

I never did choose a C-Clown bias... (although considering my tastes it probably would have been Christian)

3. BIGFLO - They debuted in 2014 but last year they had a few members leave and added a couple new members. My favorite song of theirs has been Obliviate for a while now.

My biases are Hightop and Euijin. Euijin actually participated in The Unit and recently debuted with UNB (he’s still an active member of Bigflo though, kind of like some members of Wanna One)

Euijin:

Hightop:

4. JJCC - This adorable group of boys debuted not long after my birthday in 2014. Their leader’s stage name is Simba (no joke... if that isn’t the coolest ever). They did have a member, Prince Mak (aka Henry Mak), leave the group last year though. He makes youtube videos and maybe you’ve seen the one he did not so long ago with Jackson of Got7. Their song Fire has been on my most played itunes playlist almost since it came out.

Choosing a bias in JJCC has always been really hard for me because it switches from member to member all the time lol

5. High4 - Debuted in 2014 with four members but in February of last year, one of the members decided to leave the group. My favorite song by High4 has always been Day by Day. High4 also had a subgroup called High420 (I see what they did there) which consisted of members Alex and Youngjun. They only released one song, to my knowledge, called HookGA

My bias is Alex (who recently enlisted in the military)

5. The Legend - These boys debuted in 2014 but disbanded last year after a lawsuit against their company over neglect. (They won but were forced to disband anyway) My favorite song is actually their debut song, Left Out

My bias was Roi (Qin Fen) who recently participated in the Chinese version of Idol Producer

6. MYNAME - Debuted in 2011. Although I haven’t heard any news of official disbandment, the group hasn’t been active much since 2015 and most of the members participated in The Unit. My favorite song of theirs is Too Very So Much

My bias is leader, Gunwoo

7. Imfact - Debuted in 2016 so they’re a newer group but I still think they need more love. All but one of the members chose to participate in The Unit, all of which passed auditions but none made it onto the debut team. My favorite song is actually their 2018 release called The Light

I have two Imfact biases. The dorky duo, Jeup and Ungjae (Ungjae is wearing the hat and Jeup is in the pink sweater)

8. B.I.G - Their group name stands for Boys In Groove and they debuted in 2014. They’re all a bunch of dorks and I watch their episode of The Immigration all the time. My favorite song is Hello Hello

My bias in BIG is babyfaced Benji

9. MASC - Debuted in 2016 so they’re another newer group that I think needs more love. I have two current favorite songs, Tina (for... obvious reasons) and Strange

My MASC bias is Jihoon (whose stage name is 26 which makes me giggle)

10. Madtown - Although some might classify these boys as being more well known, I don’t see many people actually talking about them. The group debuted in 2014. There had been talk for a while about the group disbanding after their original agency closed and they were moved to a new one, which gave them no support. It was later confirmed by two members who participated in The Unit. Their Song OMGT is an absolute BOP

My bias was Jota

11. Boys Republic - Debuted in 2013. A few of the members participated in The Unit but didn’t make it into the finals. My favorite song has always been Get Down (the video for which lowkey has references to mad max fury road. also don’t watch if you’re sensitive to darker themes)

My bias in BR is Suwoong (who was a former bighit trainee and is good friends with BTS’s Jungkook as well as B.A.P’s Daehyun and Jongup)

12. Teen Top - These crazy boys debuted in 2010 but lost a member in February of last year. Their song Rocking will always make me want to dance

My Teen Top bias is C.A.P (who is close friends with my love Zico and Kyung of Block B)

13. Cross Gene - My baby boys debuted in 2012 but a member (my original bias, Casper) decided to leave the group last year. My favorite songs are Ying Yang and one of their newest songs, Believe Me the video for which is my favorite ever because it shows just how big of dorks they really are.

My current bias is Sangmin

I think I’m gonna leave this list here. Mostly because all of the other groups I can think of appear on my blog quite often. Hopefully this helps you out a little bit though!

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER OH MY GOD #but i really do hope it helps #bias list #answered #Anonymous

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