#like his ass does NAWT like women

[my-destiny-my-chicken]

I know this has been said 1000 times before but man the lamia episode is one of the most blatant examples of Merlin being queer. What possible other explanation could there be for all the men except Merlin to fall under the seductive powers of a beautiful female entity besides Merlin not being into women?? “It’s be ages he’s a warlock!” Yeah a warlock who is gay.

[15-lizards]

GENDER SWAP RENLY AND STANNIS OUTFITS PLEASSSS. And maybe Robert too

SISTERLY DYSFUNCTION WE LOVEEEEE even tho the character of Robert is kinda tricky bc his character is rooted in his manhood but fuck it we ball maybe we can just make Westeros a matriarchy #Feminism

Fem Roberta (definitely named Roberta) (also the middle Katie McGrath pic is the fc) is the kinda the biggest lesbian bait ever. Non-dutiful eldest daughter set to inherit storms end but she does NAWT give a shit she wants to go play around in the Vale with fem Ned and drink and whore etc etc. Rides and fights like a man and even wears men’s armor but still dresses and (sometimes) acts like a noble lady when the situation calls for it. She’s not a tomboy who chafes at nobility she’s a rowdy noble girl who LOVES her status she loves excess. Charismatic girl who managed to get men to follow her into war to get back Fem Ned’s little brother even though she loves him like a prize. And she loves the idea of being connected to Ned more than that. But other than her homoerotic obsession with her best friend and she is totally and completely heterosexual 👍🏻

Fem Stannis (Stana? Castana?) is kinda so Eva Green do we see the vision people. She’s a flop daughter who dresses like a utilitarian, very little room in her looks for comfort. Internalized misogyny for days bc she thinks if she were a son she could be so much better than her sister is. She’s kinda like if Cersei slayed a little less. When Roberta dies she can’t garner any support bc even though they were both women, her elder sister was always more persuasive and well liked, which is half the reason she became queen. So now she’s behind her bastard nephew and nieces who aren’t even related to her in the line of succession (let’s pretend masc Cersei and fem Jamie swapped the kids or smthn idk 😭). And her new red witch is not doing favors for the people who think magic = dark and womanly and evil. She’s such a flop and gay for the older pirate lady who saved her life and she can never do anything right ily girl

And Fem Renly/Rena/Renia is kinda the baddest bitch in the seven kingdoms. She’s even prettier than Roberta was at her age, and just as charismatic, and far more agreeable, acting more like a “proper” lady. Though she rides as well as her eldest sister, and even took up the sword too, wanting to be a warrior queen when she was little. Her fits always go crazy, a fourth of the treasury at storms end is set aside for her favorite green enameling and gold accessories. She’s kinda the star of court and thinks Roberta has gotten lazy and Stana has too much of a stick up her ass to be a good queen. Ofc in true Baratheon fashion she has a gay who worships her like a god, her trusted lady-knight Lora Tyrell, who gives her the support of her house before she unfortunately gets merked. Rip queen I wish you could’ve been mean on the internet

[todorroki]

I miss nature (Love Sea ep 4&5 thoughts)

I was planning on doing a post for each episode, but I was busy. Or maybe I subconsciously don't want to leave the island so I put it off and by the time I sat down to do write a post, a whole week passed. Who knows??????? LMAO

Title. i miss the island setting. which is crazy because i personally am NOT a nature person lol i prefer the city. but this is a drama and it's called LOVE SEA so like.... WHERE'S THE SEA. the only sea we're getting in the bangkok portion of this story is a sea of tears.

shoutout to the candid shots of the island. i thought that was a nice extra touch. also this scene!!! PLEASE someone give fp a royal setting or something. my god

onto the city, WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS FR. FORT IS A TALL BOY HOW ARE YOU GONNA OPEN ANYTHING WITHOUT A LADDER IF YOU'RE NOT AS TALL AS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

i think the best part of ep 4 is seeing fort in that white tee. the gears in my head r turning at max speed. why does he fill that out so well. jesus.

how much is mook getting paid? she puts up with so much LMAO like the check must be sooo big and her loyalty to rak must be soo solid.

now for the most hurtful part of this ep, rak telling mut he doesn't believe in love and that there will never be anything more than sex between them. peat's line delivery was Good and effective. it stung as the audience just hearing it. and the way mut's face fell and rak's eyes start shifting afterwards?? he himself knew what he said hurt. but mut still wasn't deterred and at this point, i'm sure he has a good grasp on rak's general mindset.

my favorite part of ep 4, the kitchen scene at the end. them teasing each other, mut feeding rak. it was soo soft. and rak's pouty cat stare (sooo cuuute) and peat's legs! we cannot go an ep without em.

pausing between the 2 eps to gush about fortpeat for a second. why do they make domestic scenes look so good. or am i just biased (probably). the puppycat energy is SO strong with these two. i kinda want to see them play characters that are Completely opposite of themselves. i know they'd still eat their roles. it'd just be crazy to think about.

ANYWAYS, ep 5 ↓

the restaurant scene was so real. are we not allowed to call food by their names anymore. must we order a piggly wiggly mega crunch. i truly do get it. and the shopping scene afterwards???

mut telling him he wants to take care of his life. HOW CAN ANYONE WATCHING THIS NOT BE IN LOVE WITH MUT AT THIS POINT!!!!!!!!!

switching to the girls, aya did SO well in this part. the conflict, the hurt. i see it all!!! but how does mook even know if vi doesn't like women! girl believe in it!!

does prin remind anyone of stop from LITA??? like the goofy ass ego and behavior is so similar to me. wym she came all this way just to hurl verbal jabs at her cousin?? HELP. also i KNOW this is like a stand off between rak and prin, but they're both slaying so hard in the visual department. HAIR, MAKEUP, FIT! and for some reason the bgm is going so hard and for why LMAOOOO what is this music!!

and rak puts on a front like prin's words don't matter much to him, but they obviously hurt a LOT from rak's reaction to it afterwards. him telling mut to get out and leave him alone to deal with his emotions by himself!! and then seeing the food mut left for him. someone's caring for him!!! he's not alone!! and the best AND worst part is seeing rak cry into the food. my god. as someone who's been there more than once, that scene hit soo hard.

NOW THAT PART IN THE FITTING ROOM.... MUTRAK ARE SO HORNY YALL that's nawt even a door it's a flimsy curtain!!!!! i'm not mad about them wanting to bang in the fitting room btw.. im mad they got interrupted :( we could've had a whole keep your voice down kinda nc scene with so much kissing and biting smh

fort has said before they had to rework their first kiss scene bc they hadn't kissed in a while. seeing that they filmed the city portion before the island, i feel like this was the first kiss he was talking about? idk someone can correct me if im wrong. i'm simply guessing.

anyways. enough of this rambling. the ending credits of ep 5 is soo cute and my favorite so far. i can't wait for khom next week!! more characters!!!

if you stumbled across this post and read it, thank you for your time!!

[gothsuguru]

i am going feral over this and idk where it even came from but????? this might even be ooc but i HAVE to tell someone about it or i'll go insane!!!!!

imagine? suguru?? in his slump and really sad and just angry and depressed era and idk he's become borderline toxic while dating you [reader] and POTENTIALLY cheats on you oh god i can't imagine that sweet man doing it BUT BARE WITH ME!!

ur ass leaves him of course maybe even ghosts him when u find out and he is devastated and shoko/satoru give him shit and no one wants to indulge him in anything about you

then a few years later ur back? maybe u even unblock him because u've moved on and all and he's trying so hard to win u back but u always say once a cheater always a cheater but over the years he's gotten his shit together and he knows what he did and he's willing to take every precaution possible so that u never have doubts! AND HE's 100% changed! but ur so hurt!!!!!

AND IDK WHERE IT GOES BUT IN SOME SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD! u guys end up sleeping together!!!!!!! but u do not want to go further into anything emotional and he just wants to be so close to u that he doesn't even care if he's just a part of ur roster.

AH! IDK THIS IDEA MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE LOL BUT I JUST HAD TO GET IT ALL OUT!

ANOTHER ONE OF MY GUILTY PLEASURE FICS ARE ONES OF SUGURU REGRETTING & WALLOWING IN SHAME/GUILT AFTER CHEATING ON READER AND READER NOT FORGIVING HIM 🤭🤭🤭 women who ARE angry and STAY angry my BELOVEDS!!!!

but omfg… I SEE THE VISION omfg why do i kinda wanna write this now (since it’s your idea i won’t don’t worry! i’m NAWT an idea stealer!)

ALSO! i feel like i can see suguru being somewhat of a cheater just because he in canon is a Betrayer… he’s devoted in certain lights he’s scummy in others and in this case i can see him being a toxic “bf” and cheating on reader and then vomiting with guilt </3 ALSO YESSSSSSSS SHOKO & SATORU BEING ON YOUR SIDE AND NOT ENTERTAINING SUGURU!!!!! i think satoru especially would be disgusted w suguru… maybe satoru used to have a latent crush on you or smthn and now he’s like? i didn’t go after reader bc of THIS fucking fool and THIS is what he does to reader???

AND YES!!!! even if suguru has genuinely changed, i PERSONALLY would never forgive him + would pray on his downfall + would break everything in his house and also his bones in a fit of rage 🩷 but reader is better than me ig 🙄 so them unblocking him in a way of moving on does make sense! it’s like… he’s not even on their radar anymore!

OOOH AND THAT LAST PART… maybe it’s bc i’m a Certified Hater™️ and have extreme pride and it’s informing the way i would see reader but i don’t think i can see reader sleeping w him 😭 but i do see where you’re coming from, it’d be delicious to see that for reader it’s just a physical thing w no emotional attachment and for suguru it’s So Much More… it’s emotional to him! i also think suguru would be like “i’ll take what i can get” but i can’t even grant him that bc he’s gotta suffer hehehehehe

it’d be so fun to see reader get w someone like toji and reader + toji genuinely hit it off and suguru sees them one day and he’s like oh i fucking hate my life… well… DESERVED! SUFFER BITCH!

anyways omg your Mind anon……. Your Mind…. it’s so deliciously evil i’m in love <333

[dollivication]

evil Dante is just a critter leave him alone$!!$$!!$!$

I'd like to say he found you while looking for ways to enhance his demonic power, just a little human aw ur so cute look at you!#!3!!3!3 finds it annoying you have to eat and drink like a human (cus u are one!!!!??? Duh!!!) but you're just so adorable it's all worth it, plus he loves pizza so let's hope that's enough for you!

Wants to put you in a mating press, no questions ask wants to see you cry and moan as he cums inside you. Ur just so cute laik oh my god!!1!!1!11! Thinks it hot to watch his cum drip out of you so he just has to fuck you again so he can watch it over and over!!

oh and don't ever even think of escaping, if you ever tried he'd hunt you down. He just has to show you how helpless and pathetic you are without him! How bad u need him!!!!

I'm gonna giggle touch him 🌀🌀🌀

bumping the agenda that evil dante was captivated by ur terribly awkward and weak link nature so he threw yu over his shoulder and just took u with him :3

laik how elderly women put chihuahuas in their purses.. yeah like that!! but instead of you being fueled on anger it’s pure fucking fear LMFAO…;;

and this fucker does NAWT know how human stomachs work, nor does he rlly care… laik stop feeding user so MUCH FUCKING PIZZA!! 24/7!!! GIVE THEM A LITTLE FRUIT! MY GOD JACKASS!!! here’s hoping user has a strong stomach… (◞‸◟)

maybe he even tries to get you sick so you depend on him… laik oh noooo you’ve got a cold?? what would you do without him?? you’re such a Sillay Weak Human ❤️ (thinks he can fuck it out of you…your cum is not a miracle worker sicko!!! GO get user medicine you Freak1!1!1)

dante has an extreme case of pussy fever and cuteness aggression it’s actually fucking terrifying…squeezes your cheeks so your lips turn into a pout while he’s got yew folded in half, his cock scooping the cum he had pumped into you rounds prior in and out of you in thick strands that stretch only for a bit before breaking, globs of it dribbling down your ass to the sheets >.<!!

he’s a messy critter who just wants to see your legs shaking and coated in his cum that drips out of you!!! doesn’t even bother cleaning you up properly :/… fawk u evile dante (i fw mating press sobad J NEED HIM!!)

look…. i’m not saying he looks like the type to break bones.. but i’m saying he looks like the type to break bones if you try to escape… I CANNOT elaborate further.. 🌀non pls tell me yew see my vision..

[enarmor]

deep dive character sheet

stolen from: ree and everyone else tagging: every. last. one of you

NAME: SAIN

BODY

height: 188cm / 6′ 2

strength ★★★★☆ (he's pretty big as far as knights go, trained under wallace, and likes to flaunt his build)

dexterity ★★☆☆☆ (the lower of the two skl stats for this christmas cav pair. he's also just got more of a wild style that relies on strength and charging to overwhelm foes as opposed to deft lancemanship)

health ★★★☆☆ (reckless, but not neglectful of his health. has put himself in harm's way to use as an icebreaker with women)

energy ★★★★★ (he literally makes genki noises. c'mon.)

beauty ★★★★★ (ugliness is almost never among a lady's complaints about him)

style ★☆☆☆☆ (caelin moment. i will say he's getting somewhere with the scarf but there's an entire support chain that talks about how uncool lycians dress)

hygiene ★★★★★ (uses cosmetic product and almost always smells like flowers)

SKILLS

perception ★★★★☆ (can be willfully ignorant if he wants to be, but generally very perceptive. especially in social scenarios)

communication ★★★★☆ (can and will talk your ear off but faces a boy who cried wolf scenario with regards to his actual feelings. they are so pronounced at times that nobody believes him when they really get serious)

persuasion ★★☆☆☆ (kind of a tough one because sain gets a lot of no's but he is damn persistent and can excel in other areas. docking one star for being in an unpaired ending)

mediation ★★★★★ (he's so annoying that any would-be quarrelers will drop their fight in favor of ganging up on him)

literacy ★★★★☆ (not a scholar by any means but poetry counts for a lot)

creativity ★★★★★ (always trying a new angle. always improvising)

cooking ★★★☆☆ (i'm pegging this as a budding talent. he's got it in him but hasn't had the upbringing to bring it out)

tech savvy ★★☆☆☆ (a little simple-minded plus prefers the natural world)

combat ★★★★☆ (he was named subcommander for a reason, and this is postgame sain who participated in battles against nergal and a dragon so. pretty good)

survival ★☆☆☆☆ (his one star is earned by thinking thoughts like "what would kent say")

stealth ☆☆☆☆☆ (loud + clunky armor + doesn't like staying quiet)

street smarts ★★★★☆ (as one who mingles with the townfolk a lot, sain has to be streetwise or else fall into some pretty dangerous traps. this is also his only claim to being a mentor to anyone)

seduction ★★★☆☆ (HE SUCCEEDS OCCASIONALLY)

luck ★★★★☆ (his series of life events is pretty fortunate if you look at it all in hindsight. also has the higher lck base + growth out of his cav duo)

handling animals ★★★☆☆ (his horse bears the unfortunate tragedy of having watched him develop into a womanizer and does nawt like him for it)

pacifying children ★★★★★ (he is like a storybook character to them and also a funny fool)

MIND

intelligence ★★☆☆☆ (his reputation as a dunce is definitely a little bit intentional but there is something seriously wrong with his emotional intelligence)

happiness ★★★☆☆ (subject to change as threads progress. presents as a 5 though)

spirituality ★☆☆☆☆ (isn't really big on either of elibe's major religious systems but knows enough to make allusions while flirting)

confidence ★★★★★ (yeah.)

humor ★★★★★ (yeah...)

anxiety ★★☆☆☆(something that gets a little worse with each rejection but has yet to make any impact on anything)

patience ★★★☆☆ (definitely more of a 'this needs to happen NOW' kinda guy, though that naturally changes when waiting for his beloved to say yes to him)

passion ★★★★★ (he hails from caelin canton, home to men of passion and fire)

nice         ☆★☆☆☆ mean (can rag on people and can be a snide ass if you're mean first (or boss him around too much; though kent is immune) but generally very pleasant)

brave       ★☆☆☆☆ cowardly (you will never hear the end of this quality)

pacifist   ☆☆☆★☆ violent (sain is a man of war at the end of the day, even if he appreciates peace)

thoughtful ☆☆☆★☆ impulsive (schemes sometimes and thinks when it is desperately required of him)

agreeable ☆☆★☆☆ contrary (this one depends on who you ask)

idealistic   ★☆☆☆☆ pragmatic (lost in a world of fantasy~)

frugal        ☆☆☆☆★ big spender (very prone to spending money. very.)

extrovert   ★☆☆☆☆ introvert (going out into town is how he recharges)

collected   ☆☆☆☆★ wild (it's part of his charm, or so he'll have you believe)

ambitious / possessive / stubborn / jealous / decisive / perfectionist

SOCIAL

charisma ★★★★★ (i know we all like to point and laugh at him but he is genuinely charming and funny. "much beloved by the citizenry" to quote fe7 directly)

empathy ★★★☆☆ (the sylvain forging bonds really made me rethink this one. sain has his moments)

generosity ★★★★☆ (goes hand-in-hand with his money-spending, though he is more vocal about his generosity being ultimately selfish)

wealth ★★★☆☆ (was paid pretty well as subcommander, though sain's accumulated funds quickly dwindled when he went rogue)

honest  ☆☆★☆☆ deceptive (not deceptive for malicious reasons but he is quick to bury any feelings that aren't pleasant)

leader   ☆☆★☆☆ follower (he was second in command so lead but followed at the same time. marches to the beat of his own drum but that drum is also simping for lyn)

polite    ☆☆★☆☆  rude (he can be either and it depends who you ask)

political ☆☆☆★☆ indifferent (pretty much holds the "all politicians are stupid and corrupt" belief. has lycia proven him wrong?)

BELIEFS

higher power ★★☆☆☆ (saint elimine exists sure but the only time he's kneeling and invoking her name is to flirt with a lady)

fate/destiny ★★★★★ (this is one of the cornerstones of fe7 and also a thing that gets brought up in numerous sain interactions. even if it sounds like he's just using fate as a sweet nothing i think a big part of him genuinely believes in every woman he happens across. hence why the letdown is always so great)

magic ★★★★★ (spells aside, sain bears witness to morphs, draconic resurrection, legendary weapons, and now--elementals)

soulmates ★★★★★ (everyone can be The One unless proven otherwise)

good and evil ★★★★★ (in a poetic justice sort of sense. knights are good, scoundrels are evil)

luck ★★★★☆ (personifying her as a woman is very on-brand of him)

PRIORITIES

family ☆☆☆☆☆ (i headcanon that he killed his father, and if he had any siblings or a mother in his life we would have heard about them by now. they do not matter to sain)

friends ★★★★★ (the lyndis legion are who sain lives and dies for. nothing comes before them...)

love ★★★★★ (...except maybe this one)

home ★☆☆☆☆ (now that it's been abdicated there's not much of a home to prioritize. one star for keeping its memory alive)

health ★★★☆☆ (he's reckless but he eats, exercises, and sleeps right)

praise ★★★★★ (especially from ladies. especially from lyn.)

justice ★★★★★ (he is a knight, after all)

truth ★★☆☆☆ (cares about honesty until doing so requires admitting to some ugly things)

power ★☆☆☆☆ (wants to look big and strong but actual power interests him little if the results aren't tangible)

fame ★★★☆☆ (sort of goes hand-in-hand with praise, but he doesn't care for infamy even if it seems to follow him)

wealth ★☆☆☆☆ (as long as he can live comfortably)

others' opinions ★★☆☆☆ (sort of. he's very aware of his reputation and doesn't change but he would care if his loyalty was questioned)

[tinogiehd]

Witnessing the Sapnap discourse and I am simply uncomfortable with all parties involved. No he is should not be associating with m*z at all and yes I’m deeply disappointed as this kind of gentle bigotry has been a reoccurring pattern of behaviour from him now. I wish his fans, especially the ones on Twitter would pull their pants up and call his ass out the way people do with George and Dream, but also NO he does not hate Dream!! no he is not a lazy bum who doesn’t care about content creation mooching off Dream no he does not hate content creation or women or gay people or his fans. Do you guys realize how you sound? Sapnap is a young, privileged cishet white boy who grew up conservative. And unlike Dream (was forced to grow up and hold himself accountable harshly, who also happens to be a queer and indigenous person with sisters, which likely gives him much more perspective) or George (older, also held to a much higher standard) Sapnap has never really had to learn or think about shit. I’m not saying he’s a bad person, he’s a lovely person and I think he’s on a decent path all things considered, and I’m also not saying he should be babied. I’m just saying that due to these factors he is a lot more ignorant. I don’t think he thinks he’s being bigoted, I don’t think he sees an issue, and I don’t think dragging him through the mud and making wild claims about who he is as a person does anything. I think he just need to be held accountable more harshly sometimes, not babied by fans who think any criticism toward him makes you an immediate anti.

Sorry if this makes no sense I’m upset with people on my dash being mean and acting like he’s this awful intentionally evil person when he’s just ignorant in a lot of areas and doesn’t realize how he acts is harmful.

this is a completely fair take. sapnap doesn’t hate dream (i already said i won’t look at things from a He betrayed dream 😡😡😡 perspective bc that’s nawt true) and he isn’t evil or necessarily lazy- though as dream put it, he is content. a lot of the claims have more to do with how tons of people don’t feel welcome in community because of language he uses and how dismissive he is with chat at times, compared to dnf who have pretty good relationships with chat.

he is ignorant. he hasn’t seemed like he’s taken steps to learn (aside from not saying “that was aids” anymore which is still something), and nobody is giving him reason to because twitter babies him. call-out threads are generally pretty dumb imo but people being displeased should be enough that if he saw it he would reflect. it’s to be expected that he’s ignorant. he’s being contrasted with dream who’s been open and accepting of changing his views largely because of the inhumane scrutiny he’s been under, and with george who would say slurs and then presumably educated himself and grew out of the groups he was hanging with at the time💀.

the biggest part of his ignorance that i take issue with is him using misogynistic and homophobic language when it’s very well known his viewers are very female and very queer, and also hanging out with people like miz who (aside from being the scum of the earth) have bashed on dts fans repeatedly. i think many people have a shared sentiment that that type of thing is in poor taste. that being said, i don’t think he’s a misogynist or homophobe to an extent greater than any man or cishet would be just through societal influence, it would just be great if he could recognize that