#like hello??? she's literally his gf who tf does such things

[kannra21]

I think my best friend's boyfriend hating me is a red flag. Girl leave him 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[multifandomslxt]

Fellow squirter here 👋🏽 imma be honest with you, I’m not too sure how this even happens. Well, I kinda do. Some people just have the ability to do so. The same lubricant used to wet our vaginas is what is seen when someone squirts. It’s not urine at all. The urinary and reproductive system are separated (I’m not assuming you don’t know this but there’s a lot of misinformation on what the substance is so just in case!). This is my experience with squirting:

1. I squirt a lil when I’m starting to get wet. That’s just how my cooch decides to lubricate itself. I actually remember a guy had his thigh in between my bare legs and cooch while we were kissing and I literally squirted on it. I saw the wet spot on his skin and everything and I FELT the squirt leave my cooch. He did too 🤭 it’s like a lil skeet skeet. A squirt squirt. Nothing crazy. It’s not a splash zone yet

2. I have squirted in a mf’s face while getting head. Not necessarily when I was having an orgasm but just while I was getting super super wet. I released quite a bit ngl. The dude’s beard was SOAKED okay? I was embarrassed 🙈 I didn’t feel it actually that’s the funny thing. I kissed him and was like “wow your beard is wet tf” and then he told me I squirted while he was down there. He said he saw the squirts come out, like they weren’t small they were visible…

3. I’ve squirted while having an orgasm…I made myself do it three times?? It felt very nice. Clit and finger combo works best. It genuinely does feel like a build up both like you’re boutta have an orgasm but also like you’re going to pee. Craziest release ever I’m so serious. The mf with the beard also made me squirt from his fingers!! It was heaven.

4. One thing to keep in mind is that when folks with coochies don’t fuck for a loooong time, when they’re finally hooking up with someone, that cooch tends to go into overdrive to lubricate itself. That’s normal like hello. HOWEVER…if you’re a squirter?!? Good luck, Charlie! You’ll probably start squirting in crazy amounts 😭 not even reaching an orgasm yet. You’re just WET AF. Coochie overflowing like somebody left the faucet on NO LIL KIM!!! It can be kind of embarrassing. This is why I soaked that man’s beard tbh. My friend was telling me how he was fingering his gf who hadn’t fucked in five years. She hadnt nutted YET but she soaked up his arm. She was like “Omg I have never squirted so much before.” It’s serious 😭 also, it’s not overwhelming for the person because we don’t even be feeling it fr. Again, that’s just how some coochies lubricate themselves. The orgasm is different than the lubrication in terms of feeling. The orgasm squirt can actually tire somebody out and knock them to sleep. Straight up.

If you wanna squirt: fingering and clit rubbing/sucking combo works <<<

wait cuz i thought we only squirt when we orgasm lmaooo

I'm not gonna lie the wet beard story made me laugh but thank you so much sweetheart for letting me know how that shit works<3333

[vacantgodling]

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thank u now for a rant about the most random movie i’ve ever had a hyperfixation on

so, bear with me here, but my autistic ass is so fucking picky about the media i actually sit down and fully watch. i say i’ve watched things and that is partially true. there are MANY occasions that i have watched things partially and then read the rest online when i couldn’t be assed to finish it, or i’ve watched enough analysis and essay videos AND the plot enough times that it is essentially enough for me to have considered myself watched of the movie. it makes sense to me and it saves me time and i enjoy it don’t @ me.

however,

i have a specific list of movies that especially during high school were my go to comfort movies. this list has expanded over the years but the main ones from back then were (1) lotr/the hobbit (2) rdj sherlock (both movies) (3) pride and prejudice and (4) …. premium rush.

now, i’m sure some of y’all have heard about premium rush but tbh i think many have not/it’s an under-appreciated film (it made about 3 million less in the box office than it’s budget of 35 mil so) but I LOVE THIS MOVIE and IDC so y’all are gonna hear about it.

just to knock it out here’s the fucking summary in my own words:

joseph gordon levitt’s character, wilee, is a sherlock-esque bike messenger in new york city. he could do other things with his life like go to college get a real job but he doesn’t want to do shit that’s boring and he’s super good at what he does having similar sort of sherlock vision that RDJ had in the sherlock films; able to map out paths through traffic on the fly to get to where tf he needs to go like *snap*. he has a gf who insists that he make something more of himself buuuut he don’t wanna. causes tension etc. tbh gf isn’t that important of a character to me except for the fact that she has a roommate, a chinese woman named nema. she emigrated to america on a work visa but has a son still back in china that she is struggling to save money to get with her. in her desperation she goes to a gang with 50k to have them smuggle her son and her mother who’s looking after him into america after which it will be easier for her to get them visa’s. because this is gang shit the gang gives her a ticket that she needs to get across the city to give to a woman named sister chen who will know it’s value and help facilitate the transaction. SO nema hires wilee because he’s the fastest bike guy in the city to get it there before 7pm same day — “premium rush” if you will, so that her son and her mother can be let onto the boat to come to america.

the issue arises when a corrupt ass gamble addicted cop enters the picture. he owes a lot of money from his gambling debt to the chinese mob in chinatown and to clear his debts they give him information about the ticket that nema bought which can be exchanged for money. if he gives them that ticket, all his debts are cleared. so he starts hunting wilee through the city to try and get the ticket all while we’re tryna do this before 7pm and it’s fucking lit and stressful.

summary now out of the way.

first of all this movie has joseph gordon levitt and dude—i love his acting style in general. every movie i’ve seen him in he’s elevated it to something Enjoyable and is a bright spark worth mentioning (ie: i hate literally everything about inception however JGL being there made it bearable for all of two seconds before it was awful again. yeah i hate inception sue me). he does a really good job of being witty and charismatic, but also a lil gritty in this movie. michael shannon is just absolutely Unhinged as the main villain here which is something he is Very good at but idk there’s just something SO FUNNY about the vindication homie has about a bike messenger it’s so damn funny. cuz at some point it’s not even just about the money it’s PERSONAL and jgl is like ????? hello????

BUT one of the big reasons i like this movie is because it plays with a nonlinear narrative. everything is rushed and fast paced because it’s literally only a couple of HOURS that this whole shebang is happening in. from risky stunts to car chases to bike races to accidents etc etc like everything is such a, hate to say it, rush that you can’t help but get swept into the movie. and i was really fascinated about they introduced and had the integration of chinese american/chinese mob culture into the movie bc clearly you always hear about yakuza and all that but this movie took a different route and it was interesting. also despite it kind of being a cheap device to gain sympathy i think nema’s actress also plays a strong role in understanding her dedication to what’s going on. i do wish the movie spent more time with her and everything that was going on vs focusing on wilee’s trivial ass struggles so much cuz his whole thing with his girlfriend is just so irrelevant to me and that actress wasn’t bad she just didn’t really do much for me.

overall tho, i used to watch that movie like every day for a time and i wish i still owned it along with other movies physically so i could watch them whenever i miss it.

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 16-20

well we're back after a short break from last episode's explosive discoveries

episode 16: that which is lost

lust plz fuery has never spoken to a hottie before

you know what i need an alcohol

pause

ok im back

roy r u a masochist

bradley youre lying about marcoh

wait...why does bradley think the philosophers stone doesnt exist?? um

omg why is team mustang running their mouths rn

edward that was SNAPPPPPPPPPPYY

mustang please shut up

armstrong is top tier

always has been

alphonse is as precious as ever i see

yes tell him edward cause 2003 roy mustang cut off my big toe

nina flashbacks ope

scar be holding kids hostage now? aight....

damn marcoh whad did u do!!!!!! homie stabbed lust

it wont work but im proud of the effort!!!

alphonse is lost???? not my son!!!!

a farm boy hello farm boy

drawing passed down the armstrong line for generations

oooooh ed droppin the ishval bomb

GIRLY JUST STOLE HIS LEG???? MAAm

how did he not feel the nerves coming apart from his body

also girl that wont work for your dad hes probably 85 times taller than ed

al getting deep with farm boy

ALPHONSE

ED HOW DID YOU REATTACH THAT LEG YOURSELF

whats going on here anyway

just to talk about ptsd and stuff ig??

why does ed just tell anyone now that al lost his body sir keep it to yourself

HAHAHAHA "YES????"

i love them

episode 17: house of the waiting family

"no family waiting" edward...pinako and winry are rolling over in their graves

awww light purple worksuit love the look win!!!

proud of u for growing ed

ed your heart eyes are showing

this episode is so far like the same as fmab 6 so i feel like theres not much to say

oh a weird cow and a girl

nelly or whoever has a big ASS FOREHEAD

oh the beginnings of al's identity crisis i see

hahaha armstrong

AL OF COURSE YOU HAD FRIENDS BABYDOLL

where did armstrong come from

sry i stopped paying attention for a sec

SEE THIS IS WHY I WAS LIKE HOW TF DID ED CONNECT HIS LEG HIMSELF LAST EP

ed and winry are god tier ship no matter the medium

major spaz

oh winry is gonna open that watch

i guess they dont need to go to freaking rush valley and have paninya steal it if they already did the birth arc with gracia instead ugh

ed were you showering in your boxers

my son is so stupid

GO OOOOOOFFFFFFFF WINRY ROCKBELL!!!!!!!!

awwww theyre at the house

omg winry's got the light they were talking about

she loves them so much

dont forget 3 oct 10?????? nah 11 homie

anywayyyyy

episode 18: marcoh's notes

before we start ROSS AND BROSH MAYBE PLEASE???? wouldnt put it past them to take them out

huh???? lust looks like who now

side note my sister, who is watching brotherhood for the first time, had the idea to make gluttony shaped stress balls like HOW CUTE????

anyways

edward is an absolute nerd

"not as if the library is going anywhere" sure sure dont jinx it armstrong

OMG ROSS AND BROSHHHHHHH

HEART EYES

hahahaha edward on the floor

"I THOUGHT YOU'D BE FULLER AND MORE METAL" BROSH PLEASE!!!!!!

oops bye bye library

guess we're off to see sheska again

sheska is definitely a lesbian

i mean shes like amestrian velma dinkley

sir r u really gonna transmute the ashes

i-jesus

i mean i think of this everytime i see sheska i think about how crazy having a photographic memory would be but how crazy would having a photographic memory be

s2g hughes' eyes are literally like highlighter green

why is alphonse such an angel!!!!!!!

whenever hughes goes off by himself i get nervous because 03 can do anything...like expect the unexpected when it comes to 03 honestly

so um is lust....scar's brother's gf or something?

oh i forgot i was reacting and now the episode is over hahaha okay

episode 19: the truth behind truths

the kids have it ROUGH

maria ross mom friend vibes rn

oh my god edward

the tea cup...al's face...my kids

03 ed is so depressed my god

both ed and al need a hug

ooooofffff 5th lab

i guess we're gonna see barry again since they decided to introduce alive human barry for shits and giggles

the boys are gonna SHIT. THEIR. PANTS. when homie shows up

hold on

aRE THEY SAYING BLOCK???

yEAH

I googled it and Brosh is also pronounced as "Bloch" which i guess makes sense

so thrown off but im dumb as heell so

hahahaha with the barbed wire 

hi scar ya too late pal

kinda vibin with these background tunes

spoopy

ummm scar what r u DOIN

what the f alchemy is that

oh great scar is going to the 5th ig

envy i missed u!!!

oh imitating my son? rude

“the guards are idiots” well here we go slicer bros and barry

to be honest if i ran into a booby trap smorgasbord in  real life i would Die

there they are the armored palz

THE BOULDER AND HE’s SMALL

HAHAHAHA

um was that

greed? lying down in a purplish aura thingy?

um sir?

*rewinds 10 seconds to check*

yeah

number 48 is kinda snatched though???

gasp! a blood seal!! what who knew!!

episode 20: soul of the guardian

im just impatiently waiting for the barry reveal at this point

but ed and 48 are just doing their thing ya know

for an episode with two fights, they sure do a looooottttt of talking 

yessssss here we go barry the chopper

ok i do prefer this in manga/fmab canon though

cause its so funny when barry is offended that al had never heard of him and he thinks he this prolific serial killer and al is like

well um im from the country sooo 

but anyways yeah i totally forgot he kidnapped winry in this what an odd choice fr

AL’S FACE HHAHAHA

“no im not a crook” of course not alphonse

tbt to my first time watching fmab and being like “...kyo????” as soon as barry started talking

here comes lil slicer

there he is!!! bros just being bros

i TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT SCAR JESUS CHRIST

um where’d he go he was just here

seriously where tf did he go

gonna have to rewind in a second but maybe im just stupid

actually i am stupid thats a well established point

oh here we go al’s full fledged identity crisis subplot 

oh baby

ok now that ive got to the end lemme rewind and see if i actually saw scar or if i blacked out for a hot sec

OHHHHHHH HE WAS PICTURING SCAR’S DESTRUCTION STRATEGY it was a lil baby flashback

yeah i truly am dumb

we’ve known for awhile now