#like he was literally just a normal stage but with ooze thats it
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i got downvoted on reddit for it but im right when i say that splatoon 3's hero mode is at the same quality if not worse than splatoon 2's and ill die on this hill
#splatoon#it's just so sad man#they took all the wrong lessons from octo expansion#oh players like the funny train conductor? make a robot version thats identical but without any of the stuff that made CQ fun#players like the loadout tubes? put them in everything without understanding why they felt cool in octo expansion#deep cut was also shoehorned in so unfortunately#like why were they even there#why were they villain flagged at the start#where did dj octavio go#why was he even in this game he legit could of just been flat out removed#why was literally nothing foreshadowed#why was 100% of the story in the tutorial boss and then in the final boss#final “boss”#mr grizz wasn't even a boss fight he was just a platformer#like he was literally just a normal stage but with ooze thats it#i almost wish they made dj octavio the bad guy again because at least he has interesting boss fights#splatoon 3 the game of missed potential at every possible corner because nintendo
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BABY BILL. LITTLE TINY BABY BILL WITH LITTLE TINY VELCRO SHOES. DEAR GOD HE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THIS ADORABLE
Jheselbraum the unswerving ??????
istg the lore in this show is crazy like did they work ALL this stuff out beforehand ?? every tiny piece of info fits together so disgustingly well it's actually insane and I love it
JFBSISIFINSODJEHFUSIFBEJSOFNS is the bill orb on sale i want one in my room so bad
These pages are one teensy sidestep away from literally just saying Walt Disney out loud and i am so here for it
"IF LOST RETURN TO BILL" if we're character analyzing this is another example of bill percieving stanford as an object he owns and controls not an individual with free will. But if we're taking this at surface level then this is frickin hilarious????????
Weirdly wholesome ?? also major cat behavior. new theory bill cipher is actually just a very yellow cat
the two of these least sane guys somewhat resembling normal friends just havin a good time will never not be funny to me. died at the "Ad aspera asperin" line it is now my blog title
Also theyre singing DISCO GIRL
"i had half a mind to call that number, just to pretend to be the police, and maybe scare S straight for once" so you want to prank call your brother basically. theyre so siblings
okay. i didnt expect that to be three billion times more painful with proper context and the knowledge that bill didnt intend it to happen but okay
god. ford and mcgucket you two need to be happy forever
OH? SO FIDDLEFORD GETS A PRESENT FOR FORD BUT NOT FOR HIS WIFE ??????????????????
aside from the fact that WHAT THE HECK FIDDLEFORD, this has major implications jsfkksmfks do we see a literal love trangle happening here folks/j
i am legitimetely crying thats so wholesome
oh LOOK who's jealous that f and stanford have a STABLE and HEALTHY friendship huh?? HUH???? bill i will punch you if you do anything to make them fall apa(realization)
Tiny stan's iconic gap tooth origins REVEALED ‼‼‼
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FORD YOU GET EM GIRL!!!!!!!!!! STANFORD 1 BILL 0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frickin love these two interacting it's always either extremely deep character lore or the funniest thing youve ever seen
the karen gasp i just gasped???????? i love bill very very much but oh no he did NOT just do that.
BFJSJDISHDIWIHDSJF this is what livin in denial looks like folks
WELL SAID STANLEY and also im so proud of ford for getting so completely over bill and seeing him for what he is ("needy theatre kid in search of a stage" i mean. Accurate.)
MABEL BEST GIRL IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCHH
"bill seems to me like a super needy ex" our girl being perceptive as always yall
you tell em dipper. god i can HEAR jason ritter's voice in my head this book is so good..... average gf book w
every single line from stanley's page is art and it's beautiful i love you stanley pines please please be like that forever
"You killed an elf for me without even blinking" sir actually i blinked a fair amount
THE CORE???? THEY GOT SPACE THERAPY-D TOO?????????????
ok books done
Overall rating 99999/10. half the pages had me laughing till my side hurt and also it had WAY more lore than id anticipated?? there are still codes i havent solved yet this is going to be so fun to piece together. would buy it again a thousand times. it's oozing creepy black ink over my table but oh well it happens amiright
GUESS WHAT
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