#like genuinely no other otp doing it like them and im so mad because i want more

[grahamcarmen]

relistening to I'm Yours, but this time with a redcrackle mindset, like the world was born anew

~ rys (know any other good songs that fit them? and yes the second I heard Outlaws they were the first thing I thought of)

😭I love the little bit of " cause I usually cheer for the bad side, love under a bad sign". And like lol I get the original intention of the song but like iiiiiii. If asked to make this about rc...I can ...-and I think the like slightly indignant but curious attitude... really feeling gray finding it shady as heck around carmen but then melts, like the whole nervousness before he trusts carmen with falling, and legit blacksheep was his first bestie like thatttt [making room for one slightly then legit its carmen taking priority even if there nothing to come from of it]

No one asked you to get me attached to you..carmen tho...

Or like even the soft flirtation...

Ok no [how dare you March into my heart for what are you doing here gray and *ruin my miserable and tell me I'm beautiful for :( wait they erased the year I was with you from your brain to 😏🧾is the number for a guide carmen )

and is usually a-ok with villainy and even for dark! Carmen until its like grah not like this >:( [aka my repurpose of the riff aforementioned]

...melt this heart of iron for the himalaya intro to 😠im crackle->🥺but like 👉👈

Sbsnnsjs original intention has been /blurred by rc 🧠

Hands down love that outlaws does fit them and aptly titled and sweet

You mean from that album + alessia?

Stars. I want stars for them and I miss you don't call me.

I do have the album that last song came from on the to listen to so ill get back if I farm.more.

Not her songs in line for me currently

-Rose told me that [hurricane Johnny's theme by lord huron ] is a gray pov but then going hey hi hey hi👋 to carmen existing and was so correct.

-[sideways by carly rae jepsen] is cute and flirty and just that how happy carmen gets around him

- [fighter by joseph] because they're both really protecting each other in a way that makes me sad! And [without you by joseph]!

These might be...to taste? Idk I listen to stuff ~

- your man by 5 for fighting has those huge gray being grounding in truth of the situation but also like that truth does mean admitting a little light and hope exists [I've been trying for gray pov songs lately because little dude. Hes so neat.]

- don't mind me by walking on cars , thinking song...

-vindicated by dashboard confessional [YEAH BOY WE WERE RIGHT WHEN WE SAID HE'S A CAPABLE OF SOOOOOOOOO-]

- stole you away by benjamin Francis leftwhich... I mean I'm...the thievery but soft...

[sashkapi]

What are your OTPs from other shows besides kindall? (especially love/hate ones)

(Forgive me im so slow)

Oh my here u go >:D

Love/hate ones:

Jimmy and Cindy (The adventures of Jimmy Neutron: boy genius)

This one kinda started it all. Their rivalry was funny and I kinda felt bad for Cindy because she is genuinely smart but what is it if your opponent is a genius  Also hey, blonde and bitchy, my type :) Won't say a lot about this one tho because with all my love for them - there's nothing much I can tell you if you watched the show

Manny and Zoe (El tigre: the adventures of Manny Rivera)

Ok, this one is weird because as a kid I just loved Zoe so much (Her Black Cuervo design, like c'mON LOOK SHES PURPLE) but also liked Manny and Frida together Idk, fandom skewed me later to Manny and Frida but hey, hero-boy/villain-girl dynamic is fun too and I still remember fondly how Manny was immediately smitten by her in "Enter the Cuervo" (Apparently Zoe would end up with Django and honestly? That pair is pure aesthetic, good for them good for them) (Also I'm so mad that I watched this show dubbed because I didn't know english at the time like THEY TOOK ALL CHARM. NO ACCENT, NO SPANISH WORDS IN CHARACTERS SPEECH AND SOME NAMES WERE TRANSLATED IN THE LAMEST WAY POSSIBLE)

Helga and Arnold (Hey Arnold) (can you tell I am a nickelodeon kid yet?)

Ok, this one is more of the one sided love/hate on Helga's side but if you watched the show then you know that she went all in with both love and hate.  Seriously, Helga is such an interesting character. She is amazing and I love her (another bitchy blonde to love yay) Can't say much from Arnold's side. He was oblivious to her crush for the most of the show. He is a kind and understanding boy so jgkkdjgkh I just really wanted Helga to be happy 🥺

Anya and Damian (Spy x Family)

New one and also kinda one sided on Damian's side  Listen These two?

Just plain funny

Anya punching him in the face and Damian falling for her for that? Hilarious Anya being oblivious to his crush despite being an esper because Damian is in denial? Amazing. Good stuff.  They are just so cute and funny, look at them!!!

Catra and Adora (She-ra and the princesses of power)

Ok, I wouldn't consider myself a catradora shipper anymore but God, their dynamic in the first seasons is everything. Like darn, they had drama. Actual enemies to lovers and THE TENSION

Aaaaand season 5 destroyed it all. (Spoilers for she ra ahead)

Some people dropped the ship after season 4 finale because Catra would rather destroy the world than let Adora win, but for me it was THE THING I LOVED LIKE YES, MORE DRAMA, MORE CONFLICT, NOW CATRA MUST TRY REAL HARD TO GET ON ADORAS GOOD SIDE AND THAT MEANS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, I WONDER HOW IT WILL GO and they just??? Kinda forgive her??? I'm sorry, yes, Catra purring on Adora's lap? Sweet. The kiss was also dramatic. But it all felt so undeserved I guess it's because of the limited time the writers had. But damn, introducing a bigger threat in Hordak Prime and kinda handwaving her crimes isn't a redemption for Catra.  But again. First seasons? Good ass dynamic. 10/10

Knuckles and Rouge (Sonic the hedgehog franchise)

THIS ONE IS  AH NICE If you followed my kbsd art then you probably know that I also love Sonic (lil guy doing cool stuff - my weakness) Wouldn't call knuxouge love/hate ship at this point that much tho. They started as this but now they are more of a flirts-a-lot/flusters-a-lot type of pair. Also, we don't talk about "dumb" arc SEGA was putting Knux in 2010's Anyway funni echidna and funni bat my beloveds

Non love/hate

Sanford and Deimos (Madness Combat)

Ok, so the series is about violence, fighting, and bloodshed, right? And then I saw these two in 0.5 episodes and my brain went "OK, but what if they kiss?" And I spend 2021 rotating these two in my head. Violently. (The way Deimos doesn't attack Sanford in "dedmos adventure" still makes me sad from time to time)

Dr. Fox and Hawkodile (Unikitty!)

I was in a weird place of mind when I was obsessed with this show. Looking back at it - its really silly.  I'm gonna be honest, the biggest reason I loved this ship is because it's a big warrior type of guy having a huge crush on a nerd girl and being really silly about it. After a few episodes with this topic I got kinda tired of it tho. 

Still, they are cute.

I might be forgetting some but honestly, if I was to list every ship I enjoy - we'll be here forever This also kinda made me realize that I haven't seen any proper love\hate pairs in recent media. Might be just me tho.

[hhawkeye]

wilson also house ?

GOD OKAYYYYYYYY house spoilers for anyone who... hasnt seen house and doesnt know what happens by now i guess ?

for wilson:

notp: honestly sam/wilson made me so mad its been forever since i watched that part of the show though so idk if i was just going through irrational bitch syndrome but i was really like. what the hell is this. like shes your EX WIFE dude. how is getting back together with her a good idea.

brotp: tbh amber/wilson like genuinely very good together i feel like the relationship probably would have burned out had amber not died BUT i think theyd be good as friends. i also like him and cuddy as friends (when they arent playing weird mind games over house) but towards the end it kinda got weird and not as fun idk.

otp: obviously house and wilson forever and alwayssssss<3333

second choice: ummmmm. i mean i guess amber? i LIKED amber dont get me wrong i just never like. Felt it i guess because it was a little rushed due to writers strike etc but. like theres no real reason they shouldnt be together so

fluffy and angsty pairings: now see the answer to both of these is house/wilson. but. fluffy is like ohhhh s8 never happens<3 (actually peak fluffy is s6 happens but they get together after wilson goes furniture shopping) and angsty is. well. wilson fucking dies bro. 

poly ship: ummmm i dont have one ? tbh im not really a poly guy

weirdest ship: cuddy/wilson is like supremely funny i dont ship it i never could but that one episode where wilson makes house think it Is Happening is genuinely fucking hilarious and kills me every single time. just like. god.

for house

notp: cuddy/house literally what is thaaaaaaaaaaat i cant. i cant do it. i hate it. i hate it so bad

brotp: thirteen/house!!!!!! besties!! i LOVE them so bad and i always wonder what happens after the finale since he said he’d be the one to kill her if she wanted ok writing that makes that sound so crazy. anyway i wonder what goes on there. but like ughhhhh they were so :( i loved them together i got so sad when thirteen left tbh like... fave fave fave character i love her so much. anyway she and house were like, good and also bad influences on one another and i loaf them

otp: again ITS THEM BABEYYYYYYY house and wilson literally... maybe invented love. whos to say.

second choice: hmmm. i dont think there is one? like the only other Relationship he really had was w stacy which. fuck that tbh so ???? truly idk.

fluffy and angsty pairings: again as above :-) hell

poly: AGAIN i do not have one :(

weirdest ship: ok house/chase is SOOOOOOO dumb and very hilarious. like chase comes in w that bangin haircut they get drunk and cry about their respective daddy issues and then bone and its like ? what the hell is this. house asks if cameron was good in bed. chase is like im... not gonna discuss that actually ? its a whole thing. i dont actually ship it but it would be fucking funny

[mlmcaptainpike]

disco for the ask thing :)

thanks for the ask marit ilu <3 also sorry none of these are gonna have 1 straight answer ajasksjisk

the first character i ever fell in love with: oh michael easily. she might genuinely be one of my favorite fictional characters like, ever. and the first fictional character i ever had a crush on

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i’m falling off the tilly love train, but honestly i think it’s more about the writers mishandling her. i really liked her in earlier seasons but theyre starting to struggle to do her justice..... similar thing was starting to happen to georgiou, which is why im half-glad they wrote her out when they did. i hope she gets better treatment in the sec 31 thing shes supposedly gonna b in :/

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: ashburn.. i talked about this in the notes of some other post, but i used to really like it but like. its actually kinda unhealthy lmao. its for the best that they broke up

my ultimate favorite character™: michael or spock or capt pike :) una’s an honorary mention but shes too minor to be 1st place

prettiest character: owo or landry or georgiou or michael

my most hated character: uhhhh i really dont hate any of the discovery characters tbh?? admiral vance is kinda pissing me off but like. i still like him lol

my OTP: milippa...... culmets...... jola..... mylvia..... theres more and as u can see i multiship but those are the top ones

my NOTP: bleh lorca/anyone. hes such a fuckign bastard and he treated the crew so badly. i just dont get how you could ship him with any of them ig

favorite episode: magic to make the sanest man go mad/ into the forest i go/ new eden

saddest death: KATRINAAAA ugh i loved cornwell so much and her death ACTUALLY made me cry. like thats my wife. hugh culber is an honorary mention but, yknow, he got better lol

favorite season: 2 <3

least favorite season: prolly 3?? i still love it obviously its just made some... weird narrative choices recently and my soft spot for s1 is too strong

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: not sure i have one for this one, as mentioned above, i just like them all too much

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: everybody (esp u marit i saw ur answers for this post to discovery lol) come kill me for this, but tyler. i KNOW folx dont like him but. yeah i really do lmao

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: ADIWA!!!!! please god just let them live. or tracy pollard lol she puts up with sooo much

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: ehhhh dont have one?? those kinda ships arent really my thing. if we’re talking ships i have a love/hate relationship with, probably una + chris, just because most days i dont even ship it but when i do. i REALLY do lol

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: burnbook :) also like saru/michael but only as a brotp lol not romantically

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Gimme your boy Solaire!

[CLOSED!]

Why I like them: Hes My Sonshine Ok!!!!!!! he’s so genuinely nice and sweet for no reason other than “hey fellow undead i wanna help :)” and im still crying

Why I don’t: i love solaire and i dont trust those who say they dont like him. i just dont. tastes are tastes but if you dislike him i dont trust you

Favorite episode  scene: finding him in Anor Londo. he’s so nice and give us Bi Solaire Rights and i LOVE HIM SO MUCH [punches wall]

Favorite line: “if only I could be so grossly incandescent” is a classic

OTP: ,,,,ok yes sure i do ship him with the chosen undead bc a woman gotta self ship every now and then but. my weird, absurd, tiny unpopular OTP of the day is Solaire x Lautrec

Brotp: again Solaire and the Chosen Undead. because i LOVE him.

Head Canon: i still believe he’s connected to Gwyn. ofc he isn’t his firstborn, but I like to believe he’s the son of one of Gwyn’s MANY bastard children

Unpopular opinion: i still believe he didn’t die-DIE when the C.U. has to put him out of his misery. an Undead dies when they turn hollow, and Solaire, as far as we know, really didn’t? He was lowkey mind controlled/gone mad bc of the bastard bug, dying would just mean respawning somewhere else

A wish: if by any chance we’ll ever get a Dark Souls 4, i’d love to see if my silly headcanon has some more basis than “oh he likes the sun :)”

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: N/A, im good

5 words to best describe them: knight who did nothing wrong

My nickname for them: sol.............

[natsumiheart]

im asking this out of genuine curiosity, and not to be rude or anything- could you explain what there is to like about oumasai, to someone who really doesnt like it? i played the whole game, free times and bonus modes included, and i dont get it. most posts about reasons to ship it are aimed at people who already like the ship, so they just dont make sense to me. i hope this wasnt too rudely phrased, and thank you in advance for your time

Oh no don’t worry about it! You were completely respectful, and I’m really touched you’d come to me about this! ;; I think you don’t need to force yourself to ship something you don’t get, your feelings are very valid and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! But honestly it’s so awesome how you’re open to hearing reasons from their fans instead of painting them all in a bad light like what a lot of people in the dr fandom usually do.

I actually have a couple posts where I rant about Saiouma so to list everything this will take forever XD 

I made a 100 reasons post which you can find here, it’s just me fangirling so you don’t have to read the full thing but the most important points are numbers 22 and 100.

22. In chapter 4 Kokichi referred to Shuichi with the phrase “Suki ni natta hito” “the person I fell in love with” while alone. and it’s not even a bonus scene or event, the line is 100% canon and the player will come across it no matter what.

100. Their relationship is very realistic, it is focused on how two characters try their best to understand each other, how even someone like Kokichi can come to trust in someone and want someone to trust in him, how he wants that someone to be able to understand him. Kokichi went from being interested in Shuichi to falling in love with him (literally referring to him as the person he fell in love with, using the same phrase that Maki says to Kaito later on), in a freaking killing game. he forced himself to cut their ties and died thinking the only person he cared about hated him. while Shuichi started off interested but wary of Kokichi, tried reaching out to him but failed due to Kokichi pushing him away, to getting mad from him for making Gonta a murderer and trash talking Kaito when he seemed in a really bad condition (after getting punched by Kokichi too) to hitting cold hard realization to what Kokichi has been trying to do the whole game after his death. and then appreciating his help, using the clues he left behind for him, clearing his name, calling him a friend, and grieving his death with the rest of his friends who died in the killing game. He then uses everything Kokichi gave to him and taught him, ends up understanding Kokichi and his lies, and uses the tactic he taught him where he said “sometimes you win a game by not playing it” to end danganronpa. then you’re left wondering how things could’ve been different if Shuichi didn’t already have so much on his back and tried harder to reach out to Kokichi. you start wondering what could’ve happened if Kokichi didn’t push him away, you start thinking about all these possibilities. and then salmon team comes along and wraps everything up with a ribbon. putting direct throwbacks to what happened in the killing game and the free time events, Kokichi BEING the one to reach out to Shuichi, asking him to stay by his side. Their relationship is like one huge arc that starts the moment they met to their graduation in salmon team, and it leaves you with the fact that after they graduate they will stay together and learn more about each other, just like both of them wanted but couldn’t do in the killing game. if this isn’t a beautiful realistic relationship, I don’t know what is. Honestly, everything about this ship is so very beautiful, and I will support it with my life.

About point number 22, a lot of people deny that Kokichi’s feelings even exist that’s why I ranted about it once in a post that you can find here!

I answered this ask about it being technically one sided in the main game, because the main story is just the worst outcome for their relationship in my opinion (due to Kokichi’s plan having Shuichi hate him after chapter 4, ouch) but Kokichi’s feelings are shown to be reciprocated in Salmon team.

Then there’s this ask where I just summarised all my favorite things about the ship XD

I’m not saying that everyone who supports the ship has a bunch of deep reasons, some might just ship it cause it’s cute, and some might just like the fanon pregame version of the ship only because it has a totally different dynamic. But this is just the case for me because not only have I been questioned my feelings for this ship multiple times, but I went from actively disliking it at first to having it as my otp! (Which led me to even questioning myself multiple times, why did I got from dislike to like?) As I played the game I just kept noticing things, it probably all started after Kokichi’s “I stole Saihara-chan’s heart so I don’t need to take his life anymore.” and then solidified after Kokichi saw a detective Shuichi chasing after him in the love hotel scene, and the “Man I fell in love with.” line in chapter 4, and then the entirety of Kokichi’s Salmon team route.

The main story had such a tragic outcome for their relationship, but in another reality where Kokichi didn’t have to make everyone hate him including Shuichi, where he didn’t have to die being hated by everyone, and where Shuichi didn’t have to discover his true intentions after Kokichi was dead and consider him a friend again after he was gone. They really could have the wholesomest relationship as friends or more! And many amazing well-written fanfictions I read really shows it ;;

They just complete each other, at least that’s just how I see it XD I love them so much to the point I’ve been shipping them for two years now and it’s still going strong, amazing writing like this really hooks me, they have so much potential that you can’t stop thinking about all the what if scenarios. To me I love their relationship even if it was just platonic, I just love seeing them interact.

Still I totally understand that not everyone will see their relationship the same way as I do! These two are just two characters that I’ve analysed to death and liked their dynamic. And I think it’s totally alright to ship them with other characters (Shuichi is so shippable istg), but when I see people attacking their fans and calling their ship one sided or unhealthy it seriously ruins my day considering all that has happened to me before, and how it’s blatantly not true. It’s not true to the point I ranted multiple times about it in those essays-

But yea this on top of all those essays pretty much summarises why I ended up shipping them, they have this dynamic where they can make each other develop as a person, and at the same understand each other’s problems and the anxiety of how they look like in other people’s eyes. They have so much angst and the same time so much fluff, and I think many people who are into the yin yang *together we balance each other* dynamic will really have fun shipping them! Hope this somehow showed what I saw in them!

[radramblog]

a perfectly normal tierlist

Well I’m at that point where it’s late, I’m tired, and im out of ideas. That’s right motherfuckers its time for a tierlist. I dunno which to do though, so let’s just hit the random button aaaand

…wait, there is no random button. Ok, sure, I’ll just close the old eyes and pick the first one I see that I can actually have an opinion on. No takesies backsies, unless it’s like american sports or something. aaand here we go.

…aww fuck.

Mistakes are being made.

Shit tier

ABO: Aside from the fact that it’s based on a flawed study that has been solidly discredited no matter how many right-wing grifters try to sell alpha chad pills, this shit is 100% horny on main all the time and not in a way I find particularly appealing. I can’t say I’ve intentionally read anything tagged with this shit, because seeing it on a taglist actively reviles me.

Soulmate AU: Most of the AU stuff is lumped together elsewhere, but this one has a special place in the colder, more shrivelled bits of my heart. I’ve yet to see this used anywhere other than to justify someone’s OTP in universe and skipping all the, yknow, interesting stuff. Like there’s enough of it out there that I’m sure someone has made an actually good fic out of this. But not for me.

Bang or Die: Save it for the hentai, you horny fucks.

Sex Pollen: I don’t know what this is, but I don’t like the sound of that.

Miscommunication: Do you want to read a 100000 word fanfic based around the absolute worst trope in romantic “comedy”? I sure as fuck don’t!

 Bad tier

Amnesia fic: Jace Beleren is the only character who gets away with this shit, and even then I’m getting pretty sick of it. If I’m interested in reading about a character, I’d rather read about them, not the post-death-of-personality husk that inevitably leads to bad angst.

Arranged Marriage: Another shitty romance trope to force your leads together. Yawn.

Baby fic: When I was younger I ended up seeing Just Go With It in cinemas for stupid reasons and it’s just this and it wasn’t good

Sharing a bed: I’m not sure what this refers to, unless it’s like, being forced to share a bed because shenanigans, hilarity ensues, which doesn’t sound like the best time.

Pregnancy fic: This is not my kink.

Love Triangle: I’ve seen this play out in real life and it’s ugly, and those examples were relatively low-key. Maybe once I read one that turns into a polyamorous throuple I’ll change my mind.

Mutual Pining/Unrequieted Love: Part of the problem with a lot of the media that gets romantic fanfiction is that they never actually bite the bullet with the romance, just tease that shit for years and years. I’m not sure why you’d want more of that for your wish-fulfillment.

Meh tier

Fix-it-Fic: Undoubtedly whoever is writing these have a different definition of “fixed” than I do. My main issue with these, however, is that a lot of them are for things with perfectly fine endings that just didn’t have the ship they wanted or were not a happily ever after. With that in mind, some of them are pretty golden (TLCstuck comes to mind).

Angst/Hurt and Comfort: I graduated from angsty teenager to depressed adult a long time ago.

Bodyswap: Your Name is overrated. (editor’s note, Raderph has never seen Your Name.)

Crackfic: The most hit or miss thing on this entire list. Good crackfics can be absurdist brilliance, bad ones are late 00’s randumb but somehow worse. With that in mind, crack ships can be a lot of fun.

All these generic-ass AUs: Man I gotta probe someone’s mind who’s into this stuff, because it’s never appealed to me. If I’m looking at an AU, I’d much rather it be characters in an actually interesting scenario or world rather than just Starbucks or Hogwarts with the serial numbers filed off. Throw ‘em in Mad Max or something, not Jane Austen. You get the idea.

Huddle for Warmth: As a Perth bloke who’s never experienced snow this is completely unrelatable to me.

Enemies/Friends to Lovers: Look I’m a refined homestuck fan we perfected this shit 10 years ago.

Dark Fic: Another hit or miss one, but unfortunately the majority of them are pizza cutters. All edge, no point.

First Kiss: Romantic awkwardness can be cute, but my cringe threshold is often too low for the high school shenanigans this tends to entail. With that said, I’m writing about fanfiction tropes on my tumblr blog, so maybe the cringe was inside me all along.

Time Loop: This is in meh because I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever stumbled across it in fanfiction but also I can’t imagine it’s done well that often.

 Ok tier

Gen fic: …doesn’t this just mean a fanfic that isn’t a crossover or a shipping fic? That this is separate here implies that it’s notable when a fic isn’t one of those things, which…. is depressingly fair.

Crossover: Lotta bad ones out there. Lotta good ones. If it’s a crossover with two things I really like I’m probably gonna enjoy it, and some- particularly those where it’s basically just an AU with characters from one universe slotted into another- work nicely imo.

Humor: why is this a tag yes I like it when things are funny a lot of people aren’t going to be funny though

Major Character Death: Fuck me up. I wanna cry motherfucker.

Slow Burn: I can’t even justify liking this to be honest. I think it’s a lot like how slice of life anime go, where its just characters you like doing things and slowly developing characterwise and relationshipwise. Which if you like it you like it.

Fluff: Fuck me up. I wanna cry motherfucker. (but of joy)

In vino veritas: This is a pretty dumb trope but I can’t help but enjoy it. Sloppy drunken makeouts into morning after oh god what have I done is extremely unfun in real life but pretty funny when it happens to someone else.

Missing scenes: But what if I want to see what happens when Barry gets his pokemon’s teeth kicked in by Jupiter, huh? This is just wish fulfillment for trivia/minutiae nerds, which unfortunately I am one of.

Fake relationship: Another dumb trope that I cannot defend. It’s a cute dynamic that often really works. don’t judge meeeeee

 Good tier:

Established Relationship: If I want to read about my ship, I want to read about them being in a relationship, which means that if it was already established and we could skip all the BS that’d be great……… is this so hard

Unhappy ending: Fuck me u-okay not doing that a third time. Sometimes you’re sad and you want somewhere to put that sad. With that in mind, the meta-unhappy ending, AKA a great fic that hasn’t been updated in years (I could name a few…dozen) is the worst fanfiction trope and I want it to go away.

Canon Divergence: I find “What if” a lot more interesting that fix-it stuff because the former has variety. It’s really interesting to see events from a story divert and follow different beats, so long as those beats make sense to the overall context.

 God tier:

Porn without plot: Presented without comment.

[lordelmelloi2]

Flat for character ask meme

Yeas ... Son time 

How I feel about this character

baby boy. baby. Probably one of the top most compelling characters via his interactions with others alone. God I am so scared yet I am so interested to know what Narita is going to do with him 

All the people I ship romantically with this character

FlaSvin is pretty much it tbqh but I do think Flat is like, bismexual 

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Flat and Gray’s interactions are really good and I’m actually mad we don’t have more of them like.... when they get down to talking genuinely Flat sort of eases up and is more natural around her and I like to see it

Also of course we need more Dad Moments w/him and Waver I mean like. That is an adopted son 

My unpopular opinion about this character

I don’t understand people who sort of like, paint him to be more violent/”feral”/whatever, I mean he’s WEIRD but I think it’s ostensible that he’s weird precisely because he knows people will treat him like a weird human rather than something incomprehensible and it helps reinforce that he Is just a weird human rather than Something Incomprehensible which is coming out in FSF unfortunately 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

if we dont get a scene where waver is crying and hugging flat and saying he’s glad he’s alive im killing narita myself. If there isn’t a big plot point about being brought back to one’s humanity via access to another person’s relentless sense of humanity then Im gonna be so fucking mad 

[miasswier]

miasswier’s ultimate glee ranking: no 15

15: The Break-Up

Written by: Ryan Murphy Directed by: Alfonso Gomez-Rejon

Overall Thoughts: This is one of the strongest episodes Glee ever did. It’s also one of the most emotional. It’s kind of strange, ranking it so high, though, because I actually rarely watch this episode since it makes me both furious and so, so sad. Let’s get into it.

What I Like:

My absolute favourite aspect of this episode is Brittana. We’ve seen Brittany explicitly missing Santana for three episodes now, and it all culminates in that scene at Breadstix. When Brittany tells Santana that she left her behind and it really hurt, I think it’s one of the most honest and emotional things Brittany has ever said. Although she didn’t want to break up with Santana, I think Santana was right in doing so. She didn’t shift any blame, she didn’t try and play the victim, she didn’t even excuse herself. “I haven’t been a good girlfriend to you” and that’s that. She isn’t what’s best for Brittany right now, and so she’s not going to keep dragging Brittany down. I think this is also one of the greatest character development moments for Santana; the Santana we saw in “Prom Queen” would never have thought of Brittany’s desires before hers. They’re growing up, and they’re doing what’s right. But, oh, god does it hurt to watch.

That scene between Finn and Rachel at the end is one of Lea Michele’s best acting moments in the entire show. Not that she’s a bad actress most of the time, but the emotion of it all is so real. It’s no secret that I’ve never been a big Finchel supporter, but I feel for her. I sobbed while watching this scene, just as I do every time, because she just blows me away.

The scene between Finn and Kurt is another personal favourite. We rarely got any scenes between these two, and it’s nice to see the comradery that they have.

Someone pointed out when this episode first came out that after “Don’t Speak” Blaine is always seen alone, sectioned off from the group. Even his first shot in “Don’t Speak” is him alone, the camera zooming in on him. Now, I really hate that Blaine cheated, like, more than anything, and I hate that they then spent the rest of the season focusing on his emotional journey rather than Kurt’s, but, that being said I think the imagery of this is lovely. It really shows his isolation, his loneliness, his state of mind. It also builds up in the next few episodes, and culminates in “Dynamic Duets”. It’s interesting how they can show so much about a person’s headspace with just cinematography.

Brody isn’t a douche. He shows up to Callbacks, and he greets Finn first. He’s nice to Finn, and he doesn’t ask Rachel to sing with him, only agrees to do so when Finn suggests it. He respects the boundaries that have obviously been raised by Finn being there, and I really appreciate that. Honestly, I feel like they could have done so much more with Brody if they hadn’t decided they were tired of him mid-season and offed him in one of the worst ways possible.

Kurt is so genuinely excited to see Blaine. It’s hard, because you know what’s coming, but it’s also refreshing to be reminded that even though Kurt is caught up in his new life that he still loves Blaine just as much as he did before he came to New York. It just sucks that the only nice scene we got between Klaine in this episode lasted .02 seconds.

Emma standing up for herself, and making it clear to Will that just because he didn’t get his way doesn’t mean the conversation isn’t over makes me so happy. People rarely talk about Emma’s character development, but she’s seriously come so far since season one. She made it very clear to Will that she wasn’t just going to bend over and do whatever he wanted, which is such a far cry from the Emma we met in the pilot who was basically following Will around like a lost puppy.

I know I already said it, but seriously. Brittana. They blow my mind.

What I Don’t Like:

The way the Klaine story plays out has always bothered me, and will continue to bother me until the day I die. They set it up so perfectly in the previous episode, and the beginning of this episode plays the same way: Kurt is too busy, and Blaine feels alone and neglected. THAT WAS ENOUGH OF A REASON FOR THEM TO BREAK UP. If a significant other made me feel the way Blaine was obviously feeling throughout this episode and the last one, I would break up with that significant other. He would have been completely justified in doing so. But no, apparently Kurt’s not allowed to be the bad guy (I love Kurt, I do, but he wasn’t being a good boyfriend), so instead of just going with what they set up, they pulled a cheating storyline out of thin air that made zero sense and honesty almost made me give up on Klaine. I just… ugh. I hate that they did that, and I will always hate that they did that.

The whole Kitty/Jake/Marley thing was stupid and unnecessary, as were most of their storylines throughout season four. Cut them out and give Brittana and Klaine, or even Wemma for fuck’s sake, more screen time. Please and thanks.

That being said, I really don’t understand why they tried to shoehorn Wemma into this episode as a “potential break-up” thing, when really all they had was a fight. By doing that, they basically brought them back down to high school level, like they’d been all throughout the first season, which isn’t what their relationship has been like for ages. It felt wrong and unnecessary, and I wish they’d played it more like the fight it was than as if it was some huge relationship ending drama that was literally never mentioned again.

While having all three main couples break up in one episode packed a huge punch, it was also frustrating because Finchel got the A plot, while Klaine got the B plot, Brittana the C, and then Wemma + Newbies a tiny D plot. Yeah, they tried to act like Klaine and Finchel got equal screentime, but most of the time both couples were on screen Finchel was touching, and cuddling and kissing, while Klaine were either in different cities or standing ten feet away from each other. Also, Finchel gets like a five-minute break-up scene at the end (which don’t get me wrong, I love that scene, I do) but we don’t even know if Kurt and Blaine are broken up. It just doesn’t seem fair to break every couple up in one episode if you aren’t going to give every couple their dues.

In “The Scientist” when they show Finchel and Wemma’s first kiss, and then scenes of Klaine and Brittana barely touching. WE GET IT FOX, YOU HATE GAYS. Jesus Christ.

Songs:

Barely Breathing: What I like about this song is how Blaine and Finn are in total different headspaces, but somehow this song manages to portray both perfectly. They sound awesome together, too. Plus, I love seeing Kurt in his fake Dalton uniform. Cutie.

Give Your Heart a Break: If I had to cut one song from this episode, it would be this one. I like it, don’t get me wrong, but it feels unnecessary. Every other song packs such an emotional punch, whereas this one is just sort of… there. I don’t know.

Teenage Dream: Although it breaks my heart, I really do love this version of the song. Slowed down versions of pop songs are my kryptonite, and Darren sounds so incredible singing it. Plus, again, the cinematography really does a good job of showing how isolated and claustrophobic he’s feeling. There’s also the crack in his voice when he says the last “let you put your hands on me”, which breaks my heart. He’s clearly thinking about Eli, and how desperately he wishes he hadn’t done it. All that being said: WHY DID YOU FUCKING CHEAT (im literally forever mad about it).

Don’t Speak: Again, emotional. Great harmonies. They all sound fantastic, and it’s really heartbreaking to watch. The one shot that always gets me is the one where Rachel and Blaine are alone at the fountain. Ouch.

Mine: Seriously, Brittana in this episode. Holy fuck. The first time I watched it I didn’t even ship Brittana (I didn’t really start shipping them until season five), but I still sobbed when Santana sang this, and I’ve sobbed every time since. It’s so fucking raw and emotional. So beautiful and amazing. I love it.

The Scientist: This is an awesome finale, and a really strong song. My only issue is how it’s pretty evenly split until right at the end when Rachel comes in and literally takes over the entire fucking song. I hate when they do that, it drives me crazy. But other than that, a great song to conclude a really strong episode.

Final Thoughts: Klaine is my otp, and I nearly lost faith in them during this episode. I’ll never forgive Glee for that. I still think that Blaine cheating was beyond unnecessary, and I will continue to think that until the day I die. That being said, it’s one of Glee’s strongest episodes ever, and that can’t be discounted. And seriously. Brittana. Holy fuck.

[the-night-puncher]

So my original plan for tonight was to rewatch Knives Out, but since the movie theather near my house hates me its only showing two movies, a sequel to a comedy ive never seen and the stars wars. And since my friend refused to watch the comedy i actually watched ros and wow is it something.

Seriously ive seen so many posts complaining about this movie, from so many people, i thought i knew what to expect but i was not ready.

I was expecting to be annoyed and bored, wich i was at times, but i was not expecting it to be this funny

So since i’m trying to post more in my little space in the sinking ship that is tumblr i wanted to share the things that made me actually laugh out loud in rise of skywalker:

- not only they bring palpatine back in the opening crawl but the way it happens is just... amazing. Palpatine apparently just sends everyone a voice mail being like “i lived bitch” and promising revenge... like thats it, no more explanation needed.

- Snoke clones, they actually had snoke clones. we were so close to having the snoke clone army in the throne-like seat... we could’ve had it all.

- c3po going along in the adventure, i mean after the snoke clones cameo i was ready for the true otp c3prey to finally became canon.

- the little alien girl that just needs to know rey’s last name.was she filling a form or something?

- that part where the movie expects me to care in any way about c3p0 losing his memory, seriously i don’t care... please stop with the dramatic speech i don’t.... no really it could actually kill him and i stil.... oh my god why is the music acting like this is something.

- Did the makers of c3p0 made it so he would use his evil eyes and voice when translating sith, or did the little rat man decide it would look cool?

- the scene 3 hours later(why is this movie so long) where r2d2 brings the golden-waste-of-time’s memory back making everything in that previous scene even more pointless (why was c3p0 in this but rose had to stary behind again?)

- Poe is straight. Did you guys know that Poe is straight? Here is  a female human he had sexual intercourse with. Because he likes woman. BECAUSE HE IS STRAIGHT!!!!!.... Anyway here is Poe hugging Finn like his life depends on it.

- “They sold you to keep you safe.”

-”THEY SOLD YOU TO KEEP YOU SAFE!!”(I don’t know if that is the actual line, i watched it dubbed but seriously WTF)

- “She is not on Jakku so don’t even bother looking there. No really bro, i know we were there with her, and then we left without her... but she’s not there. Would i lie to you? Jakku is the last place i would hide my daughter on, so don’t ever look for her there.”(I’m 100% certain this is the actual line)

- PALPATINE FUCKS. HE HAS FUCKED BEFORE AND SHALL FUCK AGAIN.(who was the mother by the way?, who was the unsung hero that climbed this everest) 

- Palpatine doesn’t know about the jedi love connection. His puppet knew, his puppet who he controled even claimed to have created the connection, but Palpatine didnt know. Is this because he is an old, old man? Is his mind just not what it used to be? did he just kinda forgot about the iron fleet?

- Rey blowing up Chewie...sorry

- Hux being the spy. the pettiness...mood.

- Hux just dying like a background character, so we can focus on the real secondary villain... general old guy.(Is he from the old movies?was jj expectin me to recognize that guy?i can’t even remember his name and i’m pretty sure they say it a lot, but my brain just stopped listening after general) 

-The random former stormtroopers that just... show up and then we all pretend to have a connection with this lady for the last five hours of movie.(Why is it so long?)

 But really the idea of other stormtroopers being inspired by Finn to break out of the first order would have been a cool story to actually explore, instead of just “we all just magically good cause force, rip to all brainwashed stormtroopers but we are different.” 

- Leia just dies because.... she knew they had run out of deleted scenes with her i guess.

- Alien Lupita explaining Leia has to die cause... she needs all her power to... do stuff. important stuff.

- JJ’s friends that get more screentime than Rose.(not really funny but...)

- Glados Palpatine. Eveytime he appeared on screen i would start laughing, to the point my friend got mad at me. Am i the only one who can see this? Why is he Glados? Whatever the reason this made me laugh the most, i literally got out of the theather singing still alive.

- Kinda heartwarming that palpatine’s plan was to build a evil empire for his grandaughter. He really loved her T.T

- it took a while for me to realize, because it was so dark. but rey and palpatine were surrounded by evil bleaches filled with evil minions rooting for palpatine, and i thought that was really wholesome, to show they were all there cheering him on.

- every sith is inside palpatine... hehe

- “If you give in to your anger and kill me you’re evil. if i force you to kill me you are also evil.”

- Palpatine can possess people who kill him i guess?

- every jedi is inside Rey... hehe

- Also since he voldemorted himself to death, did palpatine possess himself?

- Leia’s body just disappears because.... reasons. I guess alien Lupita knows why but she’s not even gonna bother explaining this one, cause it’s so obvious.

- The gay scene... i’m gonna be honest, i teared up when the slug and jj’s friend hugged, this is the representation we need.(but really i almost missed the kiss, and i’m certain i never saw those women before, and im also sure they got thanosed the moment the camera left them)

-POE IS A STRAIGHT MAN WHO LOVES KISSING WOM... oh my god is that finn?

- The last scene, I actually liked that she ended up in Tatooine. Bringin everything full circle by showing Rey in the same planet baby Yoda and his cool mercenary dad once visited was a great way to end the trilogy.

- Rey, her two ghost parents, and a robot that i guess she stole from Poe. truly the happiest ending.

- Why is everyone so obsessed with last names? I bet that old woman was a tax collector.”Oh you’re a Skywalker? your relatives left the planet withou paying their light bill, it’s you debt now loser.” and luke just awkwardly fades away while rey stares at him.

Honestly there were parts of the movie i genuinely enjoyed: the han solo scene, pretty much every Ben solo scene, pretty much every trio scene(the whole thing with poe wanting to know what finn was going to say makes it seem like he is jealous of rey and i hate that it goes nowhere) and i actually love the part where rey puts her lightsaber behind her, and ben taking it from behind his. 

But overall the Snoke clone army would have been a better plot. I mean no one in this movie even told Rey she looks pretty with her head cut open.

Also fuck JJ for what he did to Rose, seriously if you didn’t watch the last jedi you wouldn’t even know her name.Fuck him and this cowardly movie for doing this to Kelly Marie Tran.

[cassidycollective]

♣☾●☑ [hermann, raz, honora, rory, ellis, rob]

♣: Any headcanons about your muse? ok so i have so many for all of em so im only givin 3 fjbvnfkmlvHermann:  •He has a tendency to overwork himself/has bad self care habits •He has obsessive compulsive disorder and sensory processing disorder!  •His dad is an ass and he doesn’t have a very good relationship with him but he does have a good relationship with his siblings (and vanessa and karla r lesbians)Raziel:  •The only member of his family he still regularly associates with is his baby brother, Micah!  •His dad was/is really religious (he’s jewish!) and Raz respects that and his roots even though hes not, particularly religious/practicing himself  •He has dermatillomania associated with his ocd, hes got it a bit under control now but he still has bad spells, especially when hes really nervous or messed upHonora:  •She was a hero on her home planet before going to earth with captain!  •Her hero name on Earth was Sugar Rush!  •On that note, she has a total sweet tooth and loves baked goods n candies! Rory:  •She genuinely thinks of herself (and by extension boss) as the peak of absolute beauty  •She went through numerous looks before settling on the cowboy look, knowing it would likely annoy her counterpart the worst but still be attractive  •She picks fights with boss sometimes on purpose bc she thinks shes hot when shes mad   Ellis:  •He’s bi and has known it for ages, he doesn’t really hide it but he also doesn’t speak out about it too much…  •His mom was a hairdresser and had her own shop before they left his shitty dad! even after tht she still cut ellis’s hair! even after he moved out fjvnfk  •He viewed Keith as a best friend but also a very hectic father figure bc keith was a good few years older than him, and keith may have done some dumbass shit but always told ellis not to do as he did and took the brunt of any actual harm  Rob:   •He is gay!  •He deals with ptsd from the whole Clover thing, as well as a physical disability resulting from injuries sustained during the whole attack  •Obvi my portrayal is canon divergent, in that he lived, and hudson did as well! i see it as beth was dead when they got there from the spike through her abdomen, so from there they left and there helicopter was still crashed but they made it out. Lily still escaped before them! and ye!

☾: Favorite moment from your Muse’s canon, and why. (If your Muse is an OC, then favorite aspect of their story.) Hermann: his lil grin when he says ‘do i really have a choice?’ to newton or when hes trying to figure out the handshake sorta thing and says ‘by jove we are going to own this thing for sure!’Raziel: When he stops being a stupid idiot and actually realizes how much he loves Sage and they get to be happy together and try to help each other grow and get better??? good shit!Honora: Any moments she has with Cap…. Espec when they met because she was so inspired by her and immediately infatuated fjvnfRory: None shes goblin (I’m kidding fjcnkc i really like that she differentiated herself from boss in her own ways and the fact she chose to be a cowboy is endlessly funny to me i love it so much fjvk)Ellis: The fact hes a special infect magnet fjvnfkml, the fact tht he apparently sometimes hops onto coaches back so coach occasionally thinks jockeys r ellis fjvnkmf, or mayb the fact he planned to get a tattoo of his truck on his other arm but the apocalypse fucked up his truck so he thinks mayb eventually of getting one of jimmy gibbs jr.s stock car insteadRob: When hes at the party and hud asks what he’s gonna do without rob around and he says ‘i dont know, im like your main dude’ and hud just says ‘straight up’ ?? yeah thats good content

●: If you could say just one thing to your Muse, what would it be? Hermann: You are capable of being loved, it’s ok. No one is lying about how they feel for you.Raziel: Please, please stop being such a dumbass. He doesn’t love you, and he never will. Honora: You didn’t fail by getting killed, that’s all on boss. You’re still very capable and helpful.Rory: Stop.Ellis: Keep that hope and optimism, it’s an endless gift to have.Rob: You are safe now, this isn’t temporary. You will get to be happy.

☑: An OTP with your Muse in it (if you have any).Hermann: Hermann and newt ofc because gay rights Raziel: Raz and Sage, bc its the only healthy ship he has and its ultimate gay rights!!Honora: honora n cap!!! bc theyre literally married and yet again, gay rightsRory: her and her own ego, and ig her and boss jfnvkmf theyre perfect for each other because theyre both literally the worst! and cant feel love!Ellis: ellis and nick bc im a simple man and its good soft gay rightsRob: rob and hud…. gay rights

[autisticmob]

tagged by uhh nobody but allie @pundeserving kinda left it open and im swoocing in because its fun. you cant fuckng stop me.

Rules: Choose any three fandoms (in any order), answer the questions and tag 10 people you want to get to know better

I choose…

1. homed Stuck

2. mob psycho

3. fma

The first character you loved!

1. ARADIA like ok first panel she was in i saw her and i was like “telekinesis? kinda spooky?? oh shit my TYPE” and that was it. it helps that she turned out to be objectively the best homestuck character as well.

2. MOB HES SUCH A GOOD BOY!! like, he’s the first character you’re exposed to and he’s so good, I don’t think you can avoid loving him first.

3. i mean. it’s gotta be alphonse. like... what a sweet boy? all the bad shit happened to him and he deserved NONE of it, my poor fucking SON.

The character you never expected to love so much!

1. ok in all honesty, sollux. sollux is tied with aradia for my all time favorite homestuck character, but the only reason i ever paid any attention to him was because i happened to have some weird 3D sunglasses, and that meant he was the first character I was able to cosplay easily. but obviously if you pay enough attention to him you realize hes a fantastic boy. like hes a fatalistic douche and a massive weenie but he cares about his friends so much?? like to the point of repeated, kinda horrifying self-sacrifice? and he was 13!!! its so fucked up but he just is love his friends THAT MUCH and now I’m sobbing.

2. shou. it’s 100% because i watched the anime first, and he’s barely in it at all, so it’s hard to get a read on him from that. but obviously after reading the manga im like oh hes just a young chaos gay. a sweet baby boy who doesnt know shit except how to exploit psychic powers for fun and profit (and also revolution against his shitty dad.)

3. ed tbh? hes such a shit boy. like tbh i found him kind of annoying and unlikable at first? but he’s the protag, so you KNOW he’s gotta get that good good character development throughout the series, and he does! hes a lot more complex than he seems at first and even if he’s largely STUPID about his interpersonal relationships, that’s just because he’s, y’know, a literal child, and doesn’t mean he doesn’t care a whole fucking lot about his family/friends.

The character you relate to most!

1. dave. there is an ever-expanding running tally of outside sources which have pointed him out as my government-assigned homestuck kin and at this point it would be foolish to argue. rose is a CLOSE second.

2. mob. i have a whole post about why he’s so relatable to me but tl;dr he’s got mad issues with expressing emotions outwardly, but that doesnt mean he doesnt love his friends more than fucking ANYTHING and thats a mood

3. winry. special interest hell, no time for bullshit.

The character you’d slap!

1. andrew hussie the man himself... (among a number of other characters. it would take a lot to list all of them but just know orangeman is at the top of that list)

2. touchy hoe is the obvious answer, I think.

3. envy. the nonbinary representation i deserve and you’re coming in here with that hair?? that fucking crop top monstrosity?? get the fuck out.

Three favourite characters (in order of preference)!

1. aradia, sollux, dave

2. mob, shou, serizawa

3. alphonse, riza hawkeye, olivier armstrong. im gay, what do u want from me.

A character you liked at first but don’t anymore!

1. i had a phase toward the beginning of my time in the fandom where i really really liked eridan. i don’t like... DISLIKE him now or anything, but i just... don’t really care about him all that much anymore?

2. this is hard because my love for most mp100 characters has only grown over time. i guess mezato? again i dont DISLIKE her, i kinda thought she’d have more to her character than just manipulating mob for her own interests, but then she just... didn’t, really? which was disappointing, i thought there was more potential there.

3. most of the homunculi? tbh? they all seemed really interesting and honestly opening with greed’s arc the way they did I thought they’d all get more development than they did. like... envy got some, sort of, and pride/wrath kinda did too, but like. not enough to be satisfying. and then lust gluttony and sloth were just kinda... there? idk i understand WHY they didn’t all get individual arcs because like thatd be a mess but the fact that they didnt is why my interest in them kind of dwindled off over time. (aside from greed who was Very good the whole time.)

A character you did not like at first but do now!

1. She Who Must Not Be Discoursed. like at first i was like aight shes bitchy and terrible whatever im not interested but then as time went on i was like oh shes bitchy and terrible AND interesting. idk. still have mixed feelings about vriska and i absolutely will Not get into discourse about her but yeah shes Neat if nothing else.

2. teru... honey im sorry but before i watched mp100 everyone was like “wow i love teru!” and when i first saw him i was like “... okay why tho...” but I KNOW NOW. teru did a lot of things wrong, in his life, i know this and i love him.

3. roy mustang. literally didn’t give a shit about him for like... a lot of the time? toward the end i started warming up to him tho.

Three OTPs!

1. aradia<3sollux, sollux<>terezi, dave<3karkat. like... these are just some kids who genuinely care a lot about each other, and i like to cry about that sometimes.

2. teru/mob/takenaka is a good one. teru and takenaka both like mob because he likes them regardless of the fact that they are passive aggressive dicks. they continue to be passive aggressive dicks to Each Other for a while until they like, idk, actually talk to each other like real people and realize that they have shit in common and are actually capable of being decent. After this point they Will kill or die for each other (and mob still.)  serirei is of course a classic tale of two disaster gays. and then ritshou is VERY good. like. its SO fucked up how quickly they go from like one-sided crush, one-sided Mortal Enemy Status to just. Real Chill Bros in canon it makes no sense and my only explanation is that they were both so goddamn desperate for a meaningful connection with somebody their own age that they just. Settled for each other?? at which point they got VERY lucky because they both turned out to be genuinely good and sweet boys underneath all the trauma and questionable life choices.

3. ok ed and winry are okay and all, i get the appeal and stuff but like. WHY DO PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT ALL OF WINRY’S EXCELLENT GIRLFRIENDS? paninya?? an incredible option, 10/10 cyborg gf. sciezka? cryptid live-in gal pal. LET WINRY HAVE A TON OF GIRLFRIENDS, ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES!!

gonna tag...... uh. @whentvsfly @imhereformysciencefriends @margoslxix and i think most of the other people i wouldve tagged have already BEEN tagged so uhhh mutuals all of u DO it

[ookamihanta]

i absolutely in love with bruiseshipping too! And I was wondering why you like them so much? I just love how their character developments involve one another!

//breathes inSorry for any spelling errors. Im writing on mobile.

I’m leaving this TL;DR version here.IM A SUCKER FOR BEST FRIEND TROPES AND STRANGERS/RIVALS/ENEMIES TO LOVERS TROPE.I really, really like the way Cole’s and Jay’s relationship is handled too. Since literally, s2-5ish does many things centered around their “rivalry”.

But before that, they’re best friends. They’re best, friends. Meaning they have a level of trust and companion ship that are a little more than what they have with the rest of the team.

And what i find really damming about the start of their developing friendship in the beginning, is that the show tries to make the whole s3 love triangle thing into their fallout. Into their whole, “ i hate them so much because __ ” kind of thing. (Which is usually a situation that both characters misunderstand and thus leads to drama.)

Many ppl have pointed out before that the s3 love triangle shit actually strengthens the ship and I agree. Jay has the misunderstanding that Cole is trying to date Nya when he’s really not and Cole is simply mad at Jay for assuming so. (This problem is also, pretty much Nya’s fault anyways so uh-)

This leads to a rivalry part of the story as the two “try to win Nya’s heart” when really, it was A) Cole trying to prove Jay is an asshole for assuming Cole would ever want to be with the girl his bEST FRIEND likes and B) Jay trying to prove to Nya, or more likely himself that he is the better suiter for her.

Either way, this goes on for a while. A whole seasons worth, which means we get plenty of scenes where the two display their feelings about each other. When Lloyd goes around trying to get the team together, Jay’s and Cole’s reasoning for not wanting to go back is literally because they do not want to see each other; when in fact it’s later revealed they wanted to apologize to each other sooner.

But ofc, they’re both stubborn af.

So skipping to the scene which I like to call “ the moment bruise really fucking solidified for me ” scene.

Here, Cole and Jay have been bickering for a shit ton now, and are finally able to unleash their emotions through fighting each other in the tournament of elements.

It’s shown that even though they are furious at each other, there’s a peice of them that truly missed the other and their friendship. (As we could see in the 10sec of them warming up for the fight before seeing the photo of one another and realizing that they are going to have to fight their BEST FRIEND).

They may act like they hate and want to fight the other, but really, they realized they’ve dragged on their silly misunderstanding for so long that they’re not sure how to fix the things they broke.(They’re friendship ofc)

So when they actually go to fight, they end up just confessing their true feelings on the fucking spot(like okay???). Cole is def the more mature one so that’s why he was the first to say “hey maybe we should stop cause i care about you bro”.

And the lines they say to each other is what REALLY got me attached to them.

They are, and I quote, “ I never meant to hurt you, Jay. If I knew it would ruin our friendship, I would take it all back. ”

MEANING, COLE LITERALLY PUTS HIS BOND WITH JAY, OVER THE GIRL HE (POSSIBLY?BUT NOT REALLY) LIKED.

then jay fUCKING GOES TO SAY :“ Well, if we’re being honest. I was upset about losing Nya, but I take blame for that. I was more upset about losing you. ”(thATS FUCKING GAY JAY.)

So what Jay’s saying is that he knows the reason why Nya left him was because he overreacted to the whole “perfect match thing” and that he takes HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH COLE OVER HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GIRL HE’S HEAD OVER HEELS WITH.

That is some motherfucking shoujo bullshit right there.

Cole even says he wishes they would of just talked it out earlier instead of being stubborn and refusing to get along, even though they both know that they’re both in the wrong.

(Random irrelevant fact here : Jay’s VA says he believes Jay and Cole have the strongest relationship on them team (when concering Jay’s relationships). This is also, ironically, confirmed by Tommy Andearson as well. Jay’s VA also accidentally said without knowing that he ships Bruise Lmao)

Now that they’ve kissed and made up during the tournament arc, it’s obvious their friendship is back to what it was. Terrible jokes, teasing, always there for the other, support, and just genuine appreciation of the other’s presence??

Which is shown with Cole in s6 when he’s stuck on the island with Nya and Lloyd. He says and I quote, “ I was just wondering what Jay would say. ” and proceeds to do the best impression of Jay ever. This tugs at my heart strings a little simply because the 3 are literally stuck on a island right now. And all this dude can think about is Jay.

(Also irrelevant canon here : Remember when Jay sat on Cole’s lap and asked him to do something and fucking pulled out the best friend card? Yeah, me too)

Let’s not even start on DotD. That shit made me almost shed a tear with these two.

Let me start by saying, wow, someone at the production studio must have a soft spot for these two or some shit cause there’s a lot of small Jay/Cole interactions that I really appreciate.

1) When Cole lost control of his vehicle, Jay was the one who went to go help him first. He was the one who was ahead of everyone fyi while Cole was the last.

2) Jay was the one who reacted the MOST when he remembered about Cole and frankly, was probably the most surprised he forgot him.

3) THE SCENE WHERE EVERYONE THOUGHT COLE DIED BASICALLY AND JAY SAID “ Oh no! Cole’s gone forever! I’d do anything to have him back! ” MAKES ME WEAAAAK. He looks like he’s about to fucking cry. And Jay is literally the only one to have canon crying scenes. 1)Him smelling apple pie 2)Nya dyingWHICH MEANS COLE’S DEATH(Lol not really) HAS JUST AS MUCH OF A EFFECT ON JAY AS DID THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS DYING IN HIS ARMS.

I haven’t watch much of s7 yet, but all I’ve really seen is that Jay and Cole are partners. That’s all that really matters.

(Random irrelevant fact here : That moment when Nya literally said that Cole and Jay belong together)

(Another random irrelevant fact : There’s the perfect screenshot of Jay producing lightening in the shape of a heart in front of Cole somewhere and is def some sketchy proof that an animator for Ninjago has a thing for Bruise)

Anyways. Yeah. That was long but I really do love bruise with all my heart. It’s funny, I can write a 10pg essay about my otp, but not for school. Makes sense.

So @ the lego ninjago movie :From the trailers and screenshots, I see you guys have a thing for glaciar but for my peace of mind, pLEASE have a scene where the awkward Jay tries to have a conversation with the almost moody and mute Cole. Because their relationship is gOLD.

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☑: An OTP with your Muse in it (if you have any).

Belle: Hades. My Ultimate Power Couple. They just suit each other in all the best ways. They are like opposites in the sense that Hades’ strengths (confidence, direction) are Belle’s weaknesses and Belle’s strengths (compassion, patience) are Hades’ weaknesses and together that makes them UNSTOPPABLE. Also, they are my Nerd Couple (tm) and it makes me really happy. Also their ship name is the greatest okay fight me.

Simba: Berlioz. Gosh, just right from the beginning. They were Everything To ME. I had no idea how to ship but Simba was like IT’S HAPPENING. Also, I’m mad bc I wanted Simba to be a playboy but nooooo he fell in love and that was it. I just love that they both have so many faults and they struggle to keep it together but they really are that Love Conquers All trope because they would do A N Y T H I N G for each other and they love each other so much that all the things that are different about them don’t matter and they’re so patient and understanding with each other and even though they fight and argue, they still love each other and their relationship is so Grounded and Real.

Toulouse: gosh. i love SFS bc im trash for childhood friends and they’re both unhappy fitting into these boxes that have been designated for them but i also love that they love each other because they are literally designed to love each other like they are a Match Made in Heaven on paper. i love Louette because they are very--soft and rosy. from the very first time they rped their chemistry just came really immediately and i love that about them, lou feels very natural and like he can relax around annette bc she’s just so lovely and gentle and lou needs people like that. and i love louttie bc lottie is just like some foreign creature to toulouse she’s so genuine and nice and liek a big ball of sunshine and lou has absolutely no idea what to do with her but it’s so great. and they match in intellect (not that the others arent also smart) but lottie is v much a nerd and lou is a nerd so. gosh who else. i woulda shipped w alice but it’s weird now bc of kiara and callie sorry. but they had a great dynamic. okay they still do as friends. also KOVU AND TOULOUSE FOREVER I WILL GO DOWN WITH THAT SHIP OKAY FUKC YOU. also sotou but tbh sophie is too soft for toulouse like that would just not be a good relationship but i wish bc they are so cute and precious to me. wow this is long as hell 

Bambi: i said critters is my notp but i lied they are also my otp. also tbh i could see bambi/mowgli uhhh barrell and bam are cute but i cant have bambi homewreck more people lbr. phillip? maybe bc phillip is literally bambi’s opposite in every way. and ofc hero and the prince bc they are just so good and full of all the tropey shit i love. and dash is presh. there is probably more bc bam is a whore love u bam

Perdita: fate. no one else.

Sweet: doctor bros stronglioness sweet babe sweet gets on with literally everyone and i could see him happy in a relationship with so many different people and they all bring different dynamics to the table which i love and would be intrigued by any of them.

Maui: lymaui im ngl i love the. i also am into laui -- they have a great relationship basically all my characters are in love with annette. also man i love maui and corny they have a great dynamic but i feel like they’ll both hurt each other a lot and it’ll be a mess before they actually do anything about it. also lowkey def ship alana and maui bc they’re both #fake but also liek i think they have depths that are really interesting and their chem is #intense. wow i ship maui w a lot of people for him being a total fuckboi okay he’s not a total fuckboi but he’s not looking for a relationship

Hercules: i do kinda ship elena x herc ngl but fuck i love hercette too i told kiara i love it bc georgette is so afraid of someone hurting her again and herc could like literally hurt her so badly but she trusts him and it’s so cute. also can we talk about herc and kiki bc it was precious what the fuck. basically if you show kindness to herc im gonna ship him with your babe.

Attina: gosh who do i not ship her with? i ship her with paul even tho i shouldn’t. i ship her with eric. i shipped her with hank for a hot sec. i shipped her with stan too im ngl. really if you’re a boy and you’re even semi-nice to her im gonna ship it, well--tina is gonna ship it so im gonna ship it.

Akela: no one rn but i could see a few people potentially down the line just depending on a bunch of stuff but also he is fine being on his own.

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My Top 10 Favourite Ships (1-5)

Here is a list that no one asked for but it’s pretty much an introductory post for me. Anyways, I’m doing this starting at number 10 and going to number 6, then 5 to 1, because I’m extra and like to keep ya’ll guessing with those unnecessary scrolls. 

5. Klaroline Klaus and Caroline from The Vampire Diaries

I literally watched The Vampire Diaries for this ship. I didn’t finish it simply because Klaus left the show. Honestly these two have the most chemistry in the whole show, they have angst, banter, and most importantly to me they have the potential to be such an amazing couple that can help one another. Caroline helps Klaus maintain his humanity while Klaus let’s Caroline accept herself. To me, that what being a beautiful couple is.

4. Evak Even and Isak from Skam

What a whole-hearted, precious relationship. I started Skam for these two and though I ended loving the whole show, these two and their season will always be my favourite. They were adorable, and they continue to save one another. Isak is Even’s tether while Even is Isak’s heart. I really adore their dynamic and I think that they were just such a pure couple who begun with a crush and it just became so much more. I cried and laughed with them and I’ll do it a thousand times over again. 

3. Malec Magnus and Alec from The Mortal Instruments

Okay first of all, I love Malec. Second, I love them SO much more in the books, so very much more. The show is... good, it’s fine, but it feels a bit rushed compared to the books. Magnus is probably the greatest character in all the Shadowhunter books, there’s such kindness hidden beneath sarcasm and banter. I think Alec brings out that kindness in him, a kindness and pure love that no one else could do for Magnus. Alec’s character development was extraordinary, especially during his scenes in Lord of Shadows that development becomes very apparent. I really, really love them.

2. Victuuri Victor and Yuuri from Yuri!!! on Ice

WOW OKAY I LOVE THESE TWO SO RIDICULOUSLY MUCH. Let me start by saying that not half a year ago, these two idiots were my otp. My love for them has not dwindled even remotely, it’s just that my love for another pair has risen. Alright so, I genuinely expected to be queer baited while watching Yuri!!! on Ice but boy... was I wrong. After 7 episodes they kissed, after 10 episode they were engaged and my poor little Victuuri heart was exploding with joy. I think Victor is the best for Yuuri, he brought him back from such a low point in his life and made him the Yuuri he was before + upgrades. Yuuri had such amazing character development throughout the show and that was largely due to Victor’s presence and coaching. Yuuri helped Victor see his flaws and his potential in other aspects of his life. They are so wonderfully perfect for one another, two puzzle pieces that fit together. I adore them to whatever end.

1. Bellarke Bellamy and Clarke from The 100

IM SO BLOODY BLESSED TO HAVE THESE TWO IN MY LIFE THEY ARE EVERYTHING THEY ARE GOD’S FINEST GIFT THEY ARE EXCEPTIONAL. These two, wow, these two... these two will most certainly be the death of me. My whole heart is in pain whenever they exist on screen and I’m pretty sure that’s a result of the most spectacularly executed relationship development I have ever witnessed. 4 seasons and they’re still not officially a couple. Am I mad? Mildly, but definitely not that mad because clearly Bellarke will be endgame. What I find amazing about these two is the chemistry, the dynamic, and they are definitely the most power couple that any couple can be. I will wait a thousand seasons for them to be official, I promise you all that. The season 4 finale is a holy grail to me. He is the heart and she is the mind, words can’t possibly describe how much I love them. Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin are a blessing to The 100, beacons of hope and chaos but somehow they empower one another to be truly... extraordinary. I don’t think I will ever love and respect a duo more than I do to this one. 

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OTP + all of them bc i know you wanna

((u KNOW ME SO WELL))

1) who can outdrink the other?

guzma definitely can outdrink lusamine but who can’t guzma outdrink am i right? i think he’s really surprised at how much she can drink before passing out though

2) who says “I love you” more?

if we are talking a functional and healthy guzamine i think lusamine might actually say it more, if only because guzma is often disgruntled and shy about his affections. he always mumbles it back like an indignant child and shes like WHAT DID YOU SAY HMMM?? and he gets really embarrassed like OK SHUT UP!!! IM NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN!!!!!

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

guzma gets used to the feeling of lusamine in his bed and feels haunted af when he isn’t sleeping with her. she likes to spoon more though. she’s constantly spooning him. he feels unmanly about it and tries to be big spoon but most of the time shes like NO!!! let me spoon. so yes basically guzma misses her a lot more i think but lusamine cant stand not having something to put her leg over

4) who swears more?

guzma. lusamine only swears when she accidentally hurts herself or uses the occasional “hell” or “damn” when she’s drinking and even then shes like strained as she says it LOL

5) who does more of the housework?

staff does the cleaning. lusamine really enjoys cleaning but its hard for her. guzma is a messy piece of shit and would let their abode become the pits if it werent for her

6) who forgets their anniversary?

lusamine actually. guzma is really hurt about it. he like had a bunch planned and gifts and everything and lusamine is like oh??? it’s our anniversary? and he throws the boquet down in a fit of tears. IM SO UNAPPRECIATED!!!!!

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

lusamine. 100 percent lusamine. she is a blanket snatcher and probably kind of a bed hog

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

guzma. lusamine occasionally rolls over and hits him to make him stop. he gets upset when he wakes up. if he’s napping and it really bothers her she’ll put something in his mouth to mess with him

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

guzma is constantly bringing home bug pokemon this way and lusamine is quite content to let them roam their estate

10) who usually makes dinner?

lusamine

11) who plays their music out loud?

both of them!!!!

12) who hogs the bathroom?

BOTH OF THEM i think guzma takes quick showers but spends forever agonizing about his ensemble and lusamine just takes a really long time to shower, brush her hair, do her makeup/pruning, etc. so maybe they get ready together, at the same time. i think they might bathe together so he can help her with her heaps of hair

13) who gives the most compliments?

i think lusamine showers guzma with praise and positive attention in an ideal relationship so probably her

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

guzma gets mad about stuff the most. hes the most prone to start a fight. i feel he also has a jealous streak, which is absurd to lusamine, because she doesnt want to do anything with anybody else ever

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

LUSAMINE WILL HUMILIATE GUZMA WITH HER AFFECTIon AT EVERY TURN!!! PDA  AND DOTING FOR LYFE!!!!! probably tells embarrassing stories to their friends too

16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?

lusamine lol

17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick?

BOTH OF THEM FUSS OVER EACH OTHER i feel like guzma fusses even more about lusamine’s health though, primarily because it isn’t that great. if she got pregnant he would constantly hover over her and take things from her that she tries to do like LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

guzma can’t stay angry with lusamine for long at all. especially if she seems genuinely sorry for what she did

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

i think guzma does this to her but surprisingly lusamine really likes physical affirmation when she’s disgruntled, i think she would most enjoy falling asleep on his chest if she’s sad or upset

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

they both are but i think guzma’s kisses tend to be a bit more… saucy…. lusamine is very gentle but guzma can be kind of rough in a way she really likes. abrasive surprise kisses make her heart flutter