#like fr your asks are not only like 80 percent of my asks BUT they also brighten my day to no ends :))

[clanofjones]

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YAY!

[zhongster]

Hii!! Can you make video references for twisted wonderland characters? I love your blog! (•ᴗ•)❤

hi hi thank you so much :))

same drill as the fruits basket post, i’m gonna do the characters that i have an actual interest in and the ones i’ve been asked about before and if there’s someone i didn’t do that you’d like me to feel free to send in another ask <3

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MALLEUS:

Dear sweet Malleus

His are actually so deafening

Like wall rattling

HUGE

Sometimes he burps fire too hehe

He’s so cute when he burps too

He’ll give a small surprised “oh” and both of his hands will rush up to cover his mouth

And he’ll follow it up with a “pardon me, that was unbecoming”

I’m literally just thinking ab his black lips parting and a huge belch rushing past his sharp fangs

I can’t be normal about this

JADE:

First girl in the vid

His burps are like

Huge

Super long and super loud with plenty of bass

He and his brother both have really really huge burps tbh

They both blow azul completely out of the water

Speaking of azul, I like to think Jade’s behavior surrounding his own burps is so lowkey that he’s actually scared the absolute fuck out of azul before

Like he doesn’t do anything leading up to the burp that would tip you off on what’s about to happen

It just sorta comes out of him and the reaction comes after

He’s polite of course, always excusing himself

Especially in azul’s presence

I’d say he only gets truly embarrassed if one slips out entirely without his consent

He’s more embarrassed about his loss of control than the burp itself

ROOK:

For the most part his are pretty small and manageable

@moraygrotto wrote a lil fic ab vil and epel featuring a rook burp where he like

Showed vil how quietly he could burp by pressing vil’s ear up against his chest and burping through his nose

And besides absolutely wrecking me in the most unexpected way possible it also made me love the hc that he can burp near silently like 80% of the time

But that other twenty percent ooh boy

Sometimes a really long or a really bassy one will catch him off guard

When that happens he’ll usually bring a fist up to his mouth and mutter a “Pardonne, I’m terribly sorry I have no idea where that came from”

i feel like other people’s reactions to his big burps are rly great too

they’re always so shocked bc most of them have NEVER heard him burp

so they’ll be like “WOAH ROOK?!?”

“WAS THAT REALLY YOU?!?”

Y’all i really didn’t expect to like rook this much, that vil and epel story really fucked me up so good

I literally did not care ab him at all until i read that

Altered my brain chemistry fr

Anyway

He gets two videos bc he’s special

First is what his burps normally sound like and second is when he gets the bassy ones (like specifically the Alissa violet ones omg)

VIL:

We all know vil absolutely HATES burping

Both in front of people and honestly by himself too

He thinks it’s disgusting and shouldn’t happen to someone as beautiful as himself

However ofc he’s human so it’s gonna happen

I think he tends to hold them in for as long as he possibly can but when he does that they eventually explode out of him in the most desperate sounding bursts

Rook likes to tease him and pat him on the back, forcing all the pent up air rushing up his throat

Burp is at 2:15

AZUL:

Very belchy burps if that make sense

Not like super ear splitting but they’re definitely BELCHES

Often lets them out behind gloved fingers

Also thinking ab him hitting his chest like she does in the video HHHHHHHHHHH

And then immediately following the belch up with a “oh, excuse me…”