#like fr you guys if it’s zombies i’m killing myself anyway so y’all are on your own

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

it has been brought to my attention that i am currently at the prime age where most ya protagonists are tasked with saving the world. however, i must inform you i would be shite at saving the world. in fact, i will join the villain’s side if my current allegiance allows me to be even slightly inconvenienced. so, please refrain from contacting me should the world become anymore apocalyptic than it already is. thank you.