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shippingmyworld · 8 days ago

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the worst part of having an office-like job is when you ask someone a questions and instead of answering you, they slap you with a 30 pages pdf and say "Please refer to the attached document."

like first off, if i understood the document i wouldn't have a question

second, you do realize that's basically the same as telling me to "fuck off and figure it out" in office speak, right?

#times like these makes me want to burn capitalism to the ground #like fuck offfffff my job is event planning not translating your fucking legal jargon bullshit #My question was literally “Hey I'm a bit confused with how this is worded. Are we collecting your payment on the first day or last day?”#and karen mccorprate says “Please refer to page 10 of our fully executed agreement.”#like i don't understand page 10 that's why i'm asking you to directly!!!!!!!!#also calling it a fully executed agreement makes you so sound defensive and offended that I would even ask the question in the first place #like excuse you i didn't offer the contract nor is my name on the signature line #i am literally here to make things run smoothly #and knowing how payment is going to work would really smooth out the road for everyone involved #i have fought a pack of feral dance moms and kept them out of the ballroom before because the even organizer failed to pay us #i can take a couple of disgruntled dudes in suits and ties #but yeah knowing if my bosses agreed to taking payment before or after is kinda a big deal #like i'm not going to waste my day reading through three pages of leagl jargon bullshit if I can get an answer from you in two seconds #but noooooo you gotta go an make things difficult #rant #work time fun

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