#like everything else about his outfit is way unsuited for hanging out on an island with dinosaurs

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Jurassic World AU with Sarumi! Yata is this rowdy, wilderness-savvy survivalist with a surprising talent of being a Dinosaur Whisperer/Tamer and Fushimi is the brilliant, long-suffering scientist with no practical survival skills that Yata keeps having to rescue. Fushimi obviously isn't get paid enough to deal with this dinosaurs-escaping-and-killing-everybody nonsense.

'No practical survival skills' had me laughing, poor Saru XD So imagine Yata gets a job working at the Jurassic World theme-park-to-be and he's super excited to get to work with actual real live dinosaurs. Yata turns out to have a natural affinity with animals, he's worked with various wilderness guides and such in the past and maybe he's like helped take care of wild animals before too. Yata turns out to be the only one who can keep some semblance of control over the raptors, which makes him invaluable to the park. Yata's pretty proud of this, he's certain that he's got these animals well trained and prepared to trust him and surely nothing could ever go wrong when the park opens nope no way.

Meanwhile Fushimi is the long suffering scientist dragged to the park by its founder, Munakata Reisi, who feels Fushimi-kun has the talents needed to help create dinosaurs. Fushimi's excellent at splicing genes and creating life but not so good at actually taking care of his own life, living off soda and Caloriemate while working long hours every day. He runs into Yata often and they initially don't get along at all, Fushimi isn't interested in dinosaurs beyond being able to create them in a lab while Yata doesn't get why a place full of wild creatures and nature has so many stuffed shirts who look like they've never stepped outside in their lives. Fushimi doesn't hesitate to remind Yata that he was the one who created Yata's precious raptors while Yata's like oh yeah well you couldn't get those raptors to respect you even if you tried so there.

Eventually the park opens to the public and in a completely surprising and in no way foreseeable twist something goes wrong and all the dinosaurs start escaping and attacking the guests. Fushimi at the time had just stepped out of his lab to check on the results of experimenting on like some of the local plants and suddenly he's there in the forest by himself and the lab is all the way on the other side of the island and dinosaurs are everywhere. He has some trusty knives for protection but these prove fairly useless when he gets attacked by a T-Rex out of the blue. Fushimi clicks his tongue and makes a run for it, probably swearing the whole way like why did we even create carnivores what idiot decided it would be a good idea to genetically engineer a T-Rex. He ends up tripping over some exposed root or something, just like a damsel in a horror movie and he can't believe that he's actually about to be killed by a fucking dinosaur. That's when Yata swoops in swinging on a tree vine, scooping Fushimi up romantically and dragging him into the nearest tree. Yata's all prepared to receive his praise for being so cool and brave, Fushimi just complains that it took Yata long enough and the T-Rex is still right there so maybe they should start moving. The two of them must now navigate the jungle together in order to get back to the safety of the lab, all while bickering loudly and drawing attention to themselves and Fushimi complaining about how he's asking for a raise as soon as this is over because the benefits package is not worth almost being chewed on by dinosaurs.