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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 year ago

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If you're gonna introduce a mechanic in your world which involves there being sentient animals directly stated to be on the same level as humans i am going to assume the animal people and the people people get it on romantic-style. I'm sorry man but it's happening

#random thoughts #im sorry but bigby and colin wolf among us are dating. they are smooching each other on the lips.#i have an entire thing about it in my head #which started when colin was like 'i'll take care of him' and snow was like 'with what? your hooves?'#which got me thinking can. can colin masturbate #and like you know how colin and bigby argue about colin being in bigby's chair #you know where im going with this #there would be a confrontation. bigby gets home while colin's getting off #and bigby's like 'WHAT THE HELL MAN' and colin like. knocks the chair over in shock like 'WOULD YOU PLEASE KNOCK'#'THAT IS MY CHAIR - MY ONE GOOD CHAIR' 'I HAVE N E E D S BIGBY'#and bigby's like 'not while you're living with me you're not. i better not catch you like that again'#and colin's like 'cmon bigby'#and a few days pass and bigby feels all sorts of fucked up about it #like colin's a pig. he can't leave the apartment. he can't do anything which requires hands.#this is like the one thing he can do to alleviate his stress and boredom and bigby's keeping him from it???#so eventually bigby and colin are having an evening drink (bigby offered him some which surprised colin #cuz usually he has to weasel it out of him) and bigby's like 'so about a few days ago'#and colin's like 'no i get it it's your chair and your shit it's fine'#and bigby's like 'it's really not though this is your space too and i should start acting like it ig'#and colin's like 'well that's real big of you bigby. being the bigger man about this. or. well. dog. man. thing.'#and bigby's like 'you're not doing it on my chair though'#and colin's like 'well unless you want me doing it on the kitchen counter you're plum outta luck'#'im kind of limited in my options. yknow. height-wise.'#and bigby's like 'well. i could.' he coughs. 'i could help. if you need it.'#and that's about as much as i've thought about that part #as for the aftermath i think it'd be funny if colin was like 'i think we're closer to us being even on that house you owe me'#i just think itd be funny if the pig fucked the wolf okay #the wolf among us

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