#like cmon bro get some actual drip

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I have +5.5 myopia on one eye and +6 on another

See fucking WHAT exactly huh???

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smut writing tips (TW: sexual stuff cause like. Cmon. It’s smut)

I did one for character so now I’m doing one for smut what’s wrong with smut huh so what if I’m writing tips on how to make smut so what SO WHAT HUH

Smut scenes aren’t that different from normal scenes. Probably because they’re normal scenes. Remember that.

Therefore, they should have dialogueeee because boy oh boy the amount of smut I have read where they are just dead silent is insane I could rebuild the wall of china with allat

so… dirty talk

BUT DONT MAKE IT TOO LONG! OR TOO WEIRD…

“Do you think they’d watch?” he asks. “Do you think they’d enjoy the sight of your naked flesh on display? Maybe they would get off on seeing your dripping pussy reflected back at them everywhere they look. Or the pretty flush on your chest when you come. I think they’d even enjoy watching your eyes roll to the back of your head when my cock fills you so fully, you can’t fit any more of me inside you.”

That’s from haunting Adeline… and… just.. no. NONONONO ITS DISGUSTING ITS GROSS…. WHO TF SAYS THAT BRO. Why is tHIS BOOK SO POPuLAR

more gross examples: “You want to know what I’d do?” he questions. “I would let them watch. I would let them watch me claim you as mine and own every inch of your body. They would watch my cock fill every one of your holes and then watch you cry because of how hard you came. And then I’d fucking kill them. My cock would still be wet from your cum as I’d slice their throats for even daring to look at what’s mine.”

dont write like that guys… like ew. Just ew

also.. epithets.. ok idk what they’re called because English = not my first language but

like

”his member” “sword” “love button” “seed” “her peaks/ nubs”

look my dude if you can read a smut scene like “he inserted his sword inside her cavern and spewed his seed inside her while fondling her mounds” then sure pop off I guess but tbh

no.

JUST USE COCK DICK AND PUSSY OR SOMETHING IDK WHY U GOTTA DO THIS TO ME I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE CERTAIN THINGS THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN

“his member” I’m sorry is his dick joining a club?

anywaysysystst

research human body stuff. Like, dicks need to recharge before they get hard again yk

“Recharge” idk bro yk what I mean

cumming more than once for women do be kinda painful unless there’s an amount of time in between the orgasms

like depends on the woman, can range from a couple of hours to at least a whole day

although this doesn’t apply to everyone and some people do just go for it a bunch of times in one session so it’s a very variable thing

so yeah! Make sure to educate urself on biology

spemd more time talking about how they feel physically and emotionally than what they are doing so that the scene actually does have some depth

consistency! I have read shit that goes along the lines of “he grabbed her waist then with his other hand stroked her cheek and then she wrapped her legs around his feet and he pressed his elbow againts her knee flipping her upside down while she nibbled on his ear” how am I supposed to imagine any of that

they keep sprouting a third arm

or do things that completely contradict the position that they are in.. he can’t slap ur ass if ur in the cowgirl position..well, not very comfortably

so. Consistency! :)

that’s all for now ermmmm so yah tell me if this was helpful guys

edit: this post is super old pls ignore its existence

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nsfw headcanons. — miles quaritch ☆

pairings. fem!reader. na’vi!miles quaritch!

content warnings. literally smut y’all. so get ready

note. First post OMF #scared

okay first off. Pet names. We all know this fucker gives you pet names. We can all agree on this!!

headcanon this man to call you ma, or mama, like y’all, he most def says that to his s/o listen, “look at you ma, feel this big cock huh? Feels good doesn’t it mama??”ANYWAYS

shit like baby, babygirl, pretty girl, princess, darling! just the basics and we love it!! “hi princess, u look very pretty today” or “what’s wrong babygirl?” Or or “cmon pretty girl do a little twirl for daddy” yeah BRO!

this man loves eating pussy. And I mean he loves it!!! he’ll have ur thighs pressed against your chest as your hands struggle to find smth to hold onto. Quaritchs massive hand (ohmygod) is placed right above the back of your knee for support as his other hand is spreading your pretty pussy wide for him. and oh he loves it

his tongue flicking your abused clit while he hums, knowing it drives you crazy!!!! “pretty girl has such a pretty pussy”

sometimes he’ll pick up by the bottom half of your body, lifting you up and eat u out like it’s no tmrw. He wants you to see how good he’s pleasuring you. Bc we all know no one is doing it better then him duh???

certified dirty talker. my GOD he loves it. He loves talking you through your orgasms. the way your pussy flutters around him when he says things like, “yeah?, you like that?, you like when I fuck you this like baby?” or “look at you, taking me so well, what a pretty slut”.

to add on, he also likes it when you response back, especially when your overwhelmed with the amount of pleasure your under. The way you close ur teary eyes and gasp for air as you try to come up with words rlly gets this man going. He’d taunt you like, “c’mon baby, tell me where you want this big dick, you want it in your throat?? Ur pretty pussy?, cmon tell daddy” and you would just whine, grinding against his hardening bulge, hoping he’d take that as an answer. BUT OH NO!!!, “you’re a big girl aren’t you?, use ur words”

gulp bitch gulp. You’d stutter out, “p-please, in me, want you in me” this fucker needs you to be dead on specific, “uh uh baby, I need to know where, you want me in here?” He places the flat side of his thumb on ur bottom lip and drags your mouth slowly open, you shake your head, “then where?” this cocky fucker

ur dripping at this point and he knows it FOR SURE!!! “want your cock inside my pussy, please, please miles need it so bad” he grins knowing how much control he has over you.

na’vi babes!! this little shit will pull your tail during doggy style!! He’ll have you on ur fours while ur ass is in the air and your head is pressed against the sheets. one day this fucker saw u sway ur tail in front of him as he was hitting it from the back and got the urge just to pull it, and he did.

he’ll use your tail to push himself deeper and deeper into you where he’ll get down low, grab your hand and bring it to your belly to feel the bulge he’s making, “fuck, baby, you feel that?, you feel me inside you huh?” actually creaming.

you CAN NOT tell me this guy is not into breath play. like hello his hands??? quaritch loves having his hands around your throat when he’s fucking you missionary. Seeing your pretty eyes swell up with tears as you struggle to breathe because of HIM!!!! OH HE LOVES IT.

he’s drilling into you, one hand on your hip while the other is tightening around your neck. you can’t help but smirk a little. shit drives him through the roof when you do that. “shit, princess, you’re nasty as fuck. You smiling while taking this dick huh?? yeah, good girl”

SPEAKING OF THAT??!?!$:!$(( PRAISE KINK. Yep yep yep. he’ll praise the living shit out of you. you’d be taking his cock down your throat and he’ll just softly grab you hair to make you look up at him and he’ll say some shit like, “good girl baby, look at you taking my cock so well, fuck, you make daddy feels so good” pussy is aching.

I think he rlly likes it when u also praise him, like the subtle, “miles, feels so good.” Like when he’s eating your pussy he loves it when you say stuff like, “pls, want more, feels so good”, “right there, miles pls, ur so good at this”

SIZE KINK!!!!! bc he wants u to be vocal and say shit this dude will LOVE you saying, “I-it’s so big, too b-big baby” shit driving him WILD. “I know u can take it princess, cmon just a few more to go, it’s nearly in” and you would just whine about how big he is and how much it fills you up so well

okay, breeding kink. yeah stfu y’all, WE ALL AGREE ON THIS. The idea of having you pregnant with his child. Yeah shit you better run!!! He’s gonna pump you full of his cum over and over again. “yeah? Wanna be a mama? want daddy to fill you up with his cum mm?? isn’t that right princess??”

requests are open!! Feel free to ask me anything!! lemme write about how much y’all love miles quaritch PLS🙏

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The Venture Bros Rewatch notes: Careers in Science

gonna start a new reblog chain every two episodes so they dont become too long. this one is a doozy to me. SO much of s7 is scraped from this one episode

I can't stop imaging the implications of Venture Industries going from being a fairly sized cutting-edge company that had over 2000 employees just on the Gargantua 1 (so way more on earth), to having absolutely zero staff and their main HQ building in NY closing (to become the impossible building (and then impossible industries crashing when he goes evil (and tHEN VENTECH CRASHING [literally!!!] after JJ dies (i just think that scraper is cursed))))

I love how Brock is in sweats and a beanie. He saw those dorky spacesuits and said absolutely fucking not

Also, the opening conversation between Brock and Baldavich is SO funnnnnnny. This woman hasn't had sex in 6 years at least and is getting off on guiding a rocket into a space station.

okay i dont care about bud as a character but he'd be a great inciting incident imagine if he had interpreted the Morse and opened the machine and saw Jonas - and THAT was why Rusty and Brock were called up to the Gargantua 1 during this episode

we know Bud was the paperboy on Gargantua 1, so he has essentially been on that space station since Jonas died, for the past twenty whole years. Not straight, literally, but still, jesus. Mentally at least. I'm actually surprised he wasn't able to remember Morse code and decipher the blinks of the Problem Machine. i imagine it was incredibly traumatic and that why he hasn't led a life in any other way, he's still a paperboy twenty years later.

Bud thinking Brock is dr. venture is hilarious it reminds me of fullmetal alchemist. if we want to be gay, he COULD

what is WITH brock's shorts over his sweatpants wtf on earth. so superman

Doc never even took the pills before he hit his head on the console after the gravity was turned back on. i TRULY think he was talking to Jonas' consciousness. the conversation between them is so funny. "youre a hallucination" "fine maybe. but even if im a hallucination im still your dad. what did you do to my space station"

the way hank and dean get so mad and upset when they think doc is dead its actually very touching and sad when you think about how at this point theyre still being endlessly cloned

"you were just flipping switch. think! cmon tiny wonder, you helped me build this thing." "i was just a kid i just wanted to play cowboys and indians, who lets a ten year old help build a space station anyways!"

hank and dean thinking brock is wrestling the phantom space man, and then fucking the phantom space man, they just took it on the chin and assumed immediately Brock would have sex with a man

"oh rusty you don't need diet pills, you just need to figure some things out. remember lad, the solution was in you all the time." either rusty is hallucinating jonas saying that or the man's bodiless head really is trying to encourage his son.

either way it speaks a lot to their relationship. i feel like verbally jonas was very upbeat and forceful optimism, and it was his actions endangering rusty and lack of emotional care that really traumatized rusty as a child

"he has a huge mushroom, does he have a smurf living in it!" i laughed

"you already took it! in the lap! from...not! me!" laughed so much

rusty's childhood toys gunking up the gargantua 1 console. there is a metaphor living in here somewhere

the way bud talks is so old fashioned even for the show. he's got to be the same age as rusty yet he talks like professor impossible or even more anachronistically. maybe baldavich has only been there for 6 years, but bud has been manning the station for multiple tours on end and has only old media to entertain himself with

i love the little zhu-zhu-zhu-zhu-zhuuuuu music its only in the very early episodes

"oh man whats it like being a giant liar"

the suit pee dripping....SO GROSS yet as an animator lover i appreciate it

overall i really do love this episode. first one without racism, thank god above. the joke of baldavich being super ugly is lame, but its tamer than in its always sunny in philadelphia with the way dee is treated like a bird.

i seriously am trying to wrap my head around what it would be like if jonas had actually been recovered in season one. so much character development not done, so much just hasn't happened yet would it even matter? would it be better for jonas jr to be born after jonas comes back to life or after?

tiny bit off track, but i keep picturing an alternate universe where rusty and jj are born at the same time and jonas is still disabled but more interested in science but stuck at home whereas rusty is terrified but able bodied and expected to follow their father everywhere. rusty being a big brother.........