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jkgnggj · 1 year ago

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BEAT THE KUNIKURUMI 2.0 ALLEGATIONS gurl go get a lawyer bc u won't be winning this one anytime soon hon. Ok but they're 2.0 for a reason! They're so much healthier and only slightly less affectionate (CRINGY).

Okokom BUT WHAT IF! it wasn't just saiki jelly. What if the other psychickers were also jelly bc now who are they gonna bully? Fucking Touma? No way Miko and Touma are too tight for that (theyre like this 🤞) so if they can't pick on the runt of the group who do they pick on now? They got no choice they gotta find a new psychicker <///3 oh well tori's easily replaceable! Except he's not bc the only person they find who can fill his spot is Takahashi and they don't take a liking to him as easily as they did to Tori. (Plus saiko already claimed him but whatever they didn't want him anyways BLEH!) so they settle for just teasing Saiki Abt him wanting Tori back (except they think it's bc he misses the germ to bully not bc he actually likes his company and wants to kiss him smoochie smoochie kissing noises -3-)

ohhhh yumehara chiyo you are so girlfail..........i loveoyu

#anyways the psychickers gotta make a plan to pull tori away from his geek friends somehow #OMG BONUS IF U WANT ANGST TORI CAN BE LIKE WHY CANT U LET ME HE HAPPY I FINALLY HAVE FRIENDS #AND U WANNA TAKE THEM AAWAY FROM ME? DO YOU GUYS HATE ME THAT MUCH?#WELL GOOD BC ULL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME EVER AGAIN #and he runs away crying like a baby #and its only then they realize how much tori meant to them...#oh and if u want more angst then tori goes crying to his dnd friends and theyre all on his side #like aw dw tori we love u! and they group hug #he gets the affection and validation he craved easily and openly from them #so the psychickers apologize to him and beg him to come back bc they genuinely miss him and will do anything to get him back #from then on they give him the love and care he wanted so badly a little easier now #ok but we need to figure out a name for toris side hoes what should their group name be

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